I just got the best crank call...EVER...

[demonictoonlink]

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Right...It started off with a private blocked number. The man asked for a Dylan Podel. (me) I say it's me and he tells me he is confirming an order for 10,000 14in Iron Floppy dildos. At this point, I'm crapping myself in laughter...He explains his company (BandG) recieved the order and even if it wasn't me, they had to make all of these dildos custom. The conversations continues for awhile and I'm laughing my *** off as he's telling me, calmly, that it is no laughing matter. Eventually, I realize the contradiction in the product. How could something be floppy and iron? He explains that it is very new technology. Eventually he makes me promise not to tell anyone, but the iron is just a coating. The conversation goes on, but my cellphone is dying. I ask him to hold on as I plug it in. Somewhere in the transition, the conversation is ended. Too bad...It was hilarious...

*Waits for people to say I probably did want the dildos because I'm gay...*

 

[demonictoonlink]

Also, mods: If you feel this is inappropriate, please lock. I just thought it was too awesome not to share...

 

[Twin_A]

Hahahahahaha thats awesome!!!

But I hate to break it to you, this is the best prank call ever:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5z4Vs26-TI

still tho yours is just too funny haha!

 

[9Kplus1]

Cool story, bro.

Get *****

 

[Zajice]

You probably did want the dildos because you're gay.

 

[Grey Belnades]

Hahahahahaha thats awesome!!!

But I hate to break it to you, this is the best prank call ever:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5z4Vs26-TI

still tho yours is just too funny haha!

I second this but wow, that's one hell of a weird prank call.

The prank call in the OP.

 

[cookieM0Nster]

LOLOL

But i have done some excellent ones vs. my pizza shop.

keep in mind that I live in Oakland, near Berkely, AKA hippie land, lolol

and also keep in mind that I called in my best black guy voice (it is very good, actually )

Hello maam. MY name is Barney Stimpleton. Hows it goin'?

It is good, sir. What do you want?

I just want one hot, juicy vegetarian pizza.

What ty-

Cuz, gurl, u see, I dont lik meat. I love my animals with a passion. You know what im sayin, baby girl?

Yes I d-

Do u eat meat? Cuz i dont lik eating my animals, my pets dont taste good, believe me, ive tried.

What type of pizza do u want?!?!

I SAID VEGETARIAN! DONT YOU GIVE ME NO ****ING BULL**** ABOUT NOT KNOWING MY PIZZA TYPE!

Its OK sir! Which vegetarian pi-

OK! OK! Alright! I forgive you! I mean i-

No, sir, you don't mean it!

How u saying i dont mean it? I mean it from the deep depths of my heart!

OK. which pizza do you want?

I want the first vegetarian pizza on the menu! K, baby girl?

Ok. Thats the Californian.

Alright, thatll be great! But can i get some toppins on that marvelous pizza?

OK sir.

Thatll be bodacious. Can I get some sausage? I want you to deliver the sausage to my mouth.

You want...sausage?!?!

Yes maam.

*She Hangs Up*

I lol

 

[Twin_A]

HAHAHAHAHAhAHAhA!!!!!!

Thats too funny!!! HAHAHA!!!!

 

[Falconv1.0]

It was me.

Oh and you're gay for wanting the dildos.

Spoiler

Only half of that was true. =D

 

[RyuReiatsu]

LOLOL

But i have done some excellent ones vs. my pizza shop.

keep in mind that I live in Oakland, near Berkely, AKA hippie land, lolol

and also keep in mind that I called in my best black guy voice (it is very good, actually )

Hello maam. MY name is Barney Stimpleton. Hows it goin'?

It is good, sir. What do you want?

I just want one hot, juicy vegetarian pizza.

What ty-

Cuz, gurl, u see, I dont lik meat. I love my animals with a passion. You know what im sayin, baby girl?

Yes I d-

Do u eat meat? Cuz i dont lik eating my animals, my pets dont taste good, believe me, ive tried.

What type of pizza do u want?!?!

I SAID VEGETARIAN! DONT YOU GIVE ME NO ****ING BULL**** ABOUT NOT KNOWING MY PIZZA TYPE!

Its OK sir! Which vegetarian pi-

OK! OK! Alright! I forgive you! I mean i-

No, sir, you don't mean it!

How u saying i dont mean it? I mean it from the deep depths of my heart!

OK. which pizza do you want?

I want the first vegetarian pizza on the menu! K, baby girl?

Ok. Thats the Californian.

Alright, thatll be great! But can i get some toppins on that marvelous pizza?

OK sir.

Thatll be bodacious. Can I get some sausage? I want you to deliver the sausage to my mouth.

You want...sausage?!?!

Yes maam.

*She Hangs Up*

I lol

Cookie, you're the boss.
That's awesome xD.

 

[demonictoonlink]

*knew falcon would comment*

 

[PassWurD]

*Knew you probably wanted the dildos because you are gay*

 

[StealthyGunnar]

lulz0rzroflmfa0.

 

[Heartz♥]

You call that a crank call? I laugh at your naivete. lol. jk.

Sorry, I'm a natural prankster, and the only thing that made that call a "bit" funny was the fact that it was sexual-related. Any other theme would have made it pretty lame. The caller needs to practice a lot more.

 

[Jam Stunna]

It is pretty funny, but yeah, a little too inappropriate.