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I Have Returned

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0megaknight

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Dear OM faithful,

It has been three long days since my teachings have come to pass. Did you honestly think a mere obstacle in my path would obstruct the ways of my awesome metagame and teachings? I don't think so.

I have sacrificed my life and skill to compensate for your sin and awful ability to play this game. Is this how you repay me? Insects like you should not dare walk on the grounds of Omega-Heaven. This is why I am resurrected ; to once again remind you of how pitiful your skill actually is through my subtle teachings.

Thus, I come back with only one simple goal ; to convert the ignorant masses to see the light and praise me as their deity after hearing my beautiful words of wisdom.

I have compiled these teachings, commonly known as the Gospel of Omega, into four different sections:

-Book of Falco
-Book of Marth
-Book of Snake
-Book of DDD

You will find these books in the forums of each character. Reading each book will enlighten you on how to further the bond with the Great Omegaknight, and thus making you less pitiful. This will, in turn, make you realize how much your character sucks, and how you will inevitably fall into the magnificent clutches of Meta Knight.

This is your only choice. Heed my words, or you will forever be trapped in a spiral of your own grotesque metagame. That is all.

~The Great Omegaknight
 
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0megaknight

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CO18 said:
lololooolool

This is amusing to me actually.

Cant wait to see the Book of DDD :)
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My perfect works have already been completed 100%. If you mortals look through the forums of each character I stated above, you will find the forbidden and banned texts encrypted forever in the memories of the forums. My art, and metagame, which extends beyond the farthest reaches of comprehension is more than you could ever know, but coming to the realization that your character is mere trash compared to the great Omegaknight, then you will come the farthest you ever have in your game.

Yes, my sacrifices may not have been in vain. You awful players may have a chance to become only mediocre if you listen to me.

JunkintheTrunk, it is good that you now show your allegiance for my everlasting power now. It will be a foreverlasting force that not everyone can comprehend. All you fools need to do is to surrender and learn what I have born to do: make you scum realize how unworthy you are.
 
Reska

Reska

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Still waiting for that book.
I would love to see your great innovations on the characters I have misunderstood for years,
Oh Great and Holy Wise One. Please, inform me on my mistakes, as I desire to not suck, and am willing to forgo all previous experience I have for your ground breaking new strategerisms.

/sarcasm

Tl;DR: fgsfds
 
3xSwords

3xSwords

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Btw OM fails as an acronym. XD lololololollllllllooooooooollllllllll rufflz and truffles

Puts up flame shield

Only to have it burned by greatness.
 
Rave925

Rave925

Smash Apprentice
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Jun 20, 2008
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Schwenksville, PA
0megaknight said:
My perfect works have already been completed 100%. If you mortals look through the forums of each character I stated above, you will find the forbidden and banned texts encrypted forever in the memories of the forums. My art, and metagame, which extends beyond the farthest reaches of comprehension is more than you could ever know, but coming to the realization that your character is mere trash compared to the great Omegaknight, then you will come the farthest you ever have in your game.

Yes, my sacrifices may not have been in vain. You awful players may have a chance to become only mediocre if you listen to me.

JunkintheTrunk, it is good that you now show your allegiance for my everlasting power now. It will be a foreverlasting force that not everyone can comprehend. All you fools need to do is to surrender and learn what I have born to do: make you scum realize how unworthy you are.
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Holy **** dude, I have never heard so much BS ever in my life. You saying I'm unworthy? WTF man! Thats not real nice of you. How about we do a brawl, if you completely wipe the floor with me, then you can call me scum. If I get close to beating you or I do beat you, then you have to take back what you said about marth being scum.
 
indianunit

indianunit

Smash Journeyman
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Apr 16, 2008
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459
Location
Freehold, NJ
0megaknight said:
Dear OM faithful,

It has been three long days since my teachings have come to pass. Did you honestly think a mere obstacle in my path would obstruct the ways of my awesome metagame and teachings? I don't think so.

I have sacrificed my life and skill to compensate for your sin and awful ability to play this game. Is this how you repay me? Insects like you should not dare walk on the grounds of Omega-Heaven. This is why I am resurrected ; to once again remind you of how pitiful your skill actually is through my subtle teachings.

Thus, I come back with only one simple goal ; to convert the ignorant masses to see the light and praise me as their deity after hearing my beautiful words of wisdom.

I have compiled these teachings, commonly known as the Gospel of Omega, into four different sections:

-Book of Falco
-Book of Marth
-Book of Snake
-Book of DDD

You will find these books in the forums of each character. Reading each book will enlighten you on how to further the bond with the Great Omegaknight, and thus making you less pitiful. This will, in turn, make you realize how much your character sucks, and how you will inevitably fall into the magnificent clutches of Meta Knight.

This is your only choice. Heed my words, or you will forever be trapped in a spiral of your own grotesque metagame. That is all.

~The Great Omegaknight
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The Demon speaks blasphemy. Be gone!!!!!
 
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