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I have a dilemma... its not exactly bad, but...

Syde7

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Ok. So, here is the deal. I'm just killing time until I go to the EB release thingy or whatever, which is at like 10:00 pm. As of 8:40 pm EST, this gorgeous *FRENCH* female called me and wants me to come over and spend the night. That means 'teh sex', or as I like to call it 'snoo snoo' (free cookie for reference I.D.)

I told her I would come over after I got the game and let her know about spending the night.

So, the dilemma boils down to this question: all night having snoo snoo with a hott French chick, or all night playing sessy new Brawl?
 

Papapaint

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Oh, brawl for sure. Chicks come and go, and they're also much whinier than brawl. Almost as whiny as men.
 

Rubydragon

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I honestly wouldn't doubt if this was fake but...

It all depends on your morals, if I were in your shoes, I wouldn't even go (or have 'snoo snoo' with anyone, but I consider myself a very moral guy).

If you want my opinion, play Brawl all night, but maybe I'm just crazy.
 

cm763

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I don't like the way you're thinking...try putting the two together. ;)
 

frankisvital

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You could just go, have your snoo snoo, then leave after she falls asleep.

Of course, that would be underhanded and kind of sleazy.
 

raymanbud714

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if u can... **** her while playing brawl at the same time. i know it may sound hard but maybe shell liek the game. but no seriously. if i was given that offer id be putting brawl off till tomorrow.
 

TheLetterJ

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Really matters how bad she wants it. If you have her around your little pinky then brawl it up till you get tired then call her over and get it onn
 

andytw710

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Lets be honest if you told a girl, "Sorry I'm playing a video game" Unless she is really understanding...I don't see her calling you for sex again.
 

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Of course... very hard, chose a piece of plastic over a sexy girl.

/Sarcasm.
 

Syde7

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As I mentioned in an edit to the earlier post: I was most likely going to go and snoo snoo it up w/ her instead of playing Brawl.

That being said, I'm not a total idiot. ^_^" Although this is a real scenario, I thought 'well, thats an odd coincidence. Out of all the nights to call want snoo snoo... tonight is the night". I thought this posed a slight dilemma, hence my posting.
 

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Cookie for MarthTrinity.

I am very much leaning to snoo snoo.

Edit: As an aside- this is more a light-hearted '****, what a coincidence' thread as opposed to an actual problem. I am gonna drop my game off at the apt and go over and snoo snoo. Also, I think someone asked how hott the girl was, this is her on the left making the kissy face. Go me!

I say Brawl, but Im 13. and a Christian.
 

skiks

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Go and score a home run. The game will be there when you get back.
 

Syde7

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I say Brawl, but Im 13. and a Christian.

Then you're opinion is invalid. Either you haven't enjoyed the awesomeness that is snoo snoo... or you have had a miserable 13 year old kid experience with snoo snoo. Either way.... thanks for posting.
 

mcquee23

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As I mentioned in an edit to the earlier post: I was most likely going to go and snoo snoo it up w/ her instead of playing Brawl.
If it's seriously only "most likely" then there's a very serious problem. Either with your libido, or with her skills in the sack. But both of those problems can be fixed. Go to her, for she needs you.
 

andytw710

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Non-christians have morals as well.............

I just don't think pre-marital is a big deal as it used to be....maybe I don't have morals.
 

Syde7

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If it's seriously only "most likely" then there's a very serious problem. Either with your libido, or with her skills in the sack. But both of those problems can be fixed. Go to her, for she needs you.
(tried to post this earlier, but i dun know if it went through. If it did, my bad)

I said 'most likely' because the thought *did* actually cross my mind like "Man... looks like Imma have to wait like... 2 years and a day. Or.... nah"

Either way, true story: one of my old roommates is a Madden fanatic. He actually chose Madden in a similar situation (of course, there wasn't the ZOMG IMMA GET BRAWL hype to Madden '08... which makes it worse... I guess. Dumb roommate)
 
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i8waffles612

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Snoo snoo w/o a doubt!

Remember to take pics or it didnt happen!

XD J/k

but seriously go for the sex
 

Ripped

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If you choose brawl over teh sex... well then, you sir, are a ***. You will have ample opportunity to play tomorrow, the day after that, the day after that.....etc.... but you might not get another chance at the broad (especially if she finds out you blew her off for a game lol)... Just my 2 cents... but an ideal situation would be to brawl with the girl, then sex her up :D lol, try it man
 

tral

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Why would you even post this on Smashboards? You know everyone will say the game, sadly enough.
 
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