I hate these things (sort of a rant)

[kingdomofthehearts_snucas]

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"One night, a married couple went to a luxury restaurant to enjoy their love. Unfortunately for them, the restaurant was full. Because they didn't want the night to be wasted, they went to a hotel and went to their room. Next day they were found dead, in a little lake of blood. Now that you have read this message, the curse has been laid on you. If you don't copy-paste this to 5 videos within 1 hour, your lover will kill you and then commit suicide. If you have kids, they will be killed too"

Sounds like a plot for a ****ty scary movie. It didn't happen either.

"WARNING CHAIN LETTER DON'T READ
in 1908 a lady named sally rusa was in the woods looking for a dog until a ghost came and killed her so if ur reading this u will find a bloody body in your closet hanging there haunting you and will kill you and ur family and if u want to stop this just sends this to 6 videos in 30 mins or this will happen good luck!!"

They did not even bother to use proper grammar. It didn't happen as well.

 

[Jim Morrison]

"One night, a married couple went to a luxury restaurant to enjoy their love. Unfortunately for them, the restaurant was full. Because they didn't want the night to be wasted, they went to a hotel and went to their room. Next day they were found dead, in a little lake of blood. Now that you have read this message, the curse has been laid on"

You forgot the apostrophes on the end, lulz.

Also, now that I posted it, the curse is gone.

 

[kingdomofthehearts_snucas]

Wth, the whole thing got messed up!

 

[XFadingNirvanaX]

"One day, a group of myspace loving teenage girls thought of a way to bug and annoy the crap out of people. They setup fake stories about people dying and you being cursed if you don't spam the hell out of those stories on youtube vids. These girls were all located one day and forced to watch old episodes of Matlock over and over again while listening to their favorite twilight vampire boy hero being tortured and killed. All of the world was grateful and now if you don't post this on 478548584 vids and profiles, nothing will happen."

 

[Jim Morrison]

oh ffs
i dont want to die.
where do i find 6 vids.
please help me i dont to die

 

[OutlawStar]

Lol, and they are even worse now.

You will die tommarow by a nife thrown thru the air next Thursday night at 12:36 PM
in your bed when its dark. To prevent this evil nife from coming after U, post this message
in 5 other videos, cause I hear nife`s like the publicity. Oh ya, and you will be kissed
and it will be the best day of your life!

 

[Falconv1.0]

I found one of my friend's friends writing up one of these to spam to people on hurr hurrrr myspace.

I slapped him upside the head and called him a f*got.

 

[OutlawStar]

Nice story lol