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I CHALLENGE YOU!!! To... create the worst roster!!! Can you beat mine?

what do you think?


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Xenorange

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Sounds like Crusade and SSF2 are right up your alley. I actually contemplated posting both of the most recent Crusade and SSF2 rosters in here, sort of as a joke. But I mean, let's be honest here, both have terrible rosters. I don't get why any of these fan-made games can't have good characters that people actually want. Not **** anime characters or a million Mario characters.
Sonic is my favorite fictional character period, I understand that people may not be as much of a fan of Sonic as i am but by no means would adding a second Sonic character ruin a Smash roster. I only say this because i've seen alot of people doing that on this thread. I understand not wanting multiple versions of Sonic but i have never understood where all of the hate for the other members of the Sonic franchise comes from.
 

synesthe-sia

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Sonic is my favorite fictional character period, I understand that people may not be as much of a fan of Sonic as i am but by no means would adding a second Sonic character ruin a Smash roster. I only say this because i've seen alot of people doing that on this thread. I understand not wanting multiple versions of Sonic but i have never understood where all of the hate for the other members of the Sonic franchise comes from.
Because he's the face for a bunch of annoying kids who make creepy fan-made porn of characters on DeviantART. It's a fanbase similar to Ridley.
 

synesthe-sia

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That could be said about any character.
Not really. The fan-made Sonic porn is known for being the most extreme and strange. It's an awful fanbase that eats up mediocre games. Only the Sonic Kart games are worth it, but like the aforementioned fan-made Smash games, they suffer from a pretty bad roster.
 

Metal_Sonic

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Bubsy
Bubsy
Bubsy
Bubsy
Bubsy
Bubsy
Bubsy
Bubsy
Bubsy
Bubsy
Bubsy
Bubsy

nuff said
 

Robertman2

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Challenge excepted;



ROSTER NOTES:
-All Chroms have the same moveset, including Chrorus Men, except for Confession Chrom, who marries the nearest Chrom for his final smash.
-Chrom's down special is counter, so he cannot swap out for Lucina or Lissa. You cannot select Lucina or Lissa on the character select, so really, you're just picking Chrom.
-Chrorus Men is actually only 1 Chrorus Man for balance reasons. The other two cheer on the player controlled one from the sidelines based off of the "Pair Up" mechanic from Awakening. Please Understand.
-JP Chrom is the replacement for Marth. He speaks Japanese in all languages.
-Ike is replaced with Chrom obviously, as many predicted would happen.


DISCLAIMERS:
  • I actually support Chrom only because I want an Awakening character, but c'mon. This is clearly the worst roster ever. Unless you really really REALLY like Chrom
  • I apologize to Lucina fans for referring to her as "Rule 63 Chrom" here.

EDIT:
I'm sorry...
I laughed so hard at Rule 63 Chrom, despite the fact I'm an adamant Lucina supporter.
 
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I laughed so hard at Rule 63 Chrom, despite the fact I'm an adamant Lucina supporter.
Good to know you appreciate the joke! I added the disclaimer just in case someone took it too seriously.
 

shrooby

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Looking through all of the icons in the Roster Maker makes me wonder why half them are even there.
 

Oblivion129

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Challenge excepted;



ROSTER NOTES:
-All Chroms have the same moveset, including Chrorus Men, except for Confession Chrom, who marries the nearest Chrom for his final smash.
-Chrom's down special is counter, so he cannot swap out for Lucina or Lissa. You cannot select Lucina or Lissa on the character select, so really, you're just picking Chrom.
-Chrorus Men is actually only 1 Chrorus Man for balance reasons. The other two cheer on the player controlled one from the sidelines based off of the "Pair Up" mechanic from Awakening. Please Understand.
-JP Chrom is the replacement for Marth. He speaks Japanese in all languages.
-Ike is replaced with Chrom obviously, as many predicted would happen.


DISCLAIMERS:
  • I actually support Chrom only because I want an Awakening character, but c'mon. This is clearly the worst roster ever. Unless you really really REALLY like Chrom
  • I apologize to Lucina fans for referring to her as "Rule 63 Chrom" here.

EDIT:
I'm sorry...
Best roster I've ever seen!
 

Young Marth

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20 Yu-Gi-OH characters
20 Bakugan chacters
20 Beyblade characters
20 Shevas from RE5 that have the same moveset
11 Devian Art Sonic fan characters
Mario
Link
Samus
Dokey Kong
Kirby
Fox
Pikachu
Donald Duck
And oh hey, Big Zam.
 

Robertman2

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Baby Mario, Dr. Mario, Mario, Jumpman, Metal Mario, Green Mario, and Reigme Mario.
 

Bedoop

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MARIO:
1) Goomba
2) Paper Goomba
3) Spiked Goomba
4) Red Goomba
5) Blue Goomba
6) Yellow Goomba
7) Green Goomba
8) Black Goomba
9) Pumpkin Goomba
10) Dry Goomba
LEGEND OF ZELDA:
1) Octorok
2) Fairy (Not Navi, just a fairy.)
DK:
1) Barrel
YOSHI:
1) Yoshi (SSSSSSS Tier)
WARIO:
1) Waluigi (BECAUSE WALUIGI NUMBAH ONE!)
METROID:
1) The Baby
KID ICARUS:
1) Kamato
POKEMON:
1) Zubat
2) Shiny Zubat
3) Tabuz
4) Bat-zu
5) ZTUAB
6) bazut
7) NhataZubat
8) RepelWoreOff
9) AnotherShinyZubat,goodjob.
10) Zu-Bat Man.
ICE CLIMBER:
1) Block of Ice
R.O.B.:
1) NES Cartridge
STARFOX:
1) Fox's Blaster
KIRBY:
1) Gordo
F-ZERO:
1) That one UFO in F-ZERO on the SNES that randomly hovers over you when you pass by on the green surface
FIRE EMBLEM:
1) Chrom's Internet Waifu (he gets all the ladies.)
EARTHBOUND:
1) Pokey (without the mech)
PIKMIN:
1) Steve
2) Chuggaaconroy
ANIMAL CROSSING:
1) Bob, that one Cat who paints your roof Pink just to get in touch with his feminine side.
XENOBLADE:
1) "....And this is his toenail." ~Nintendo Treehouse Live @ E3 2014
RHYTHM HEAVEN:
1) The Barrel with a Bomb in it.
WII FIT:
1) Red Circle that you have to keep inside the Yellow Circle.
SONIC:
1) Ring.
MEGA MAN:
1) "SUPER FIGHTING ROBOT!!!! MEGAAA MAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
SMASH BROS.:
1) Fighting Polygon Team's Jigglypuff-Polygon Fighter. (Miis are represented with the SSB Symbol, so it works.)
GAME & WATCH:
1) Oil Bucket
PAC-MAN:
1) Pac-Man 2; The New Adventures Pac-Man (emotional freak-outs included)
PUNCH-OUT!!!:
1) Super Mario (the Referee)
MISC.
1) Flipnote Hatena Frog
2) That Purple Tellitubbie
3) That Yellow Tellitubbie
4) That Red Tellitubbie
5) That Green Tellitubbie
6) Pewdiepie
7) Shrek
8) Shrek
9) Shrek
10) Bigley
11) Shrek
12) Shrek
13) Shrek
14) Shrek
15) Shrek
16) Shrek
17) Shrek
18) Shrek
19) Shrek
20) Shrek
21) Shrek
22) Shrek
23) Shrek
24) Shrek
25) Shrek
26) Shrek
27) Shrek
28) Shrek
Fill in the last 20 Character Slots with more Zubats and we should be good.
 

Young Marth

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MARIO:
1) Goomba
2) Paper Goomba
3) Spiked Goomba
4) Red Goomba
5) Blue Goomba
6) Yellow Goomba
7) Green Goomba
8) Black Goomba
9) Pumpkin Goomba
10) Dry Goomba
LEGEND OF ZELDA:
1) Octorok
2) Fairy (Not Navi, just a fairy.)
DK:
1) Barrel
YOSHI:
1) Yoshi (SSSSSSS Tier)
WARIO:
1) Waluigi (BECAUSE WALUIGI NUMBAH ONE!)
METROID:
1) The Baby
KID ICARUS:
1) Kamato
POKEMON:
1) Zubat
2) Shiny Zubat
3) Tabuz
4) Bat-zu
5) ZTUAB
6) bazut
7) NhataZubat
8) RepelWoreOff
9) AnotherShinyZubat,goodjob.
10) Zu-Bat Man.
ICE CLIMBER:
1) Block of Ice
R.O.B.:
1) NES Cartridge
STARFOX:
1) Fox's Blaster
KIRBY:
1) Gordo
F-ZERO:
1) That one UFO in F-ZERO on the SNES that randomly hovers over you when you pass by on the green surface
FIRE EMBLEM:
1) Chrom's Internet Waifu (he gets all the ladies.)
EARTHBOUND:
1) Pokey (without the mech)
PIKMIN:
1) Steve
2) Chuggaaconroy
ANIMAL CROSSING:
1) Bob, that one Cat who paints your roof Pink just to get in touch with his feminine side.
XENOBLADE:
1) "....And this is his toenail." ~Nintendo Treehouse Live @ E3 2014
RHYTHM HEAVEN:
1) The Barrel with a Bomb in it.
WII FIT:
1) Red Circle that you have to keep inside the Yellow Circle.
SONIC:
1) Ring.
MEGA MAN:
1) "SUPER FIGHTING ROBOT!!!! MEGAAA MAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
SMASH BROS.:
1) Fighting Polygon Team's Jigglypuff-Polygon Fighter. (Miis are represented with the SSB Symbol, so it works.)
GAME & WATCH:
1) Oil Bucket
PAC-MAN:
1) Pac-Man 2; The New Adventures Pac-Man (emotional freak-outs included)
PUNCH-OUT!!!:
1) Super Mario (the Referee)
MISC.
1) Flipnote Hatena Frog
2) That Purple Tellitubbie
3) That Yellow Tellitubbie
4) That Red Tellitubbie
5) That Green Tellitubbie
6) Pewdiepie
7) Shrek
8) Shrek
9) Shrek
10) Bigley
11) Shrek
12) Shrek
13) Shrek
14) Shrek
15) Shrek
16) Shrek
17) Shrek
18) Shrek
19) Shrek
20) Shrek
21) Shrek
22) Shrek
23) Shrek
24) Shrek
25) Shrek
26) Shrek
27) Shrek
28) Shrek
Fill in the last 20 Character Slots with more Zubats and we should be good.


You forgot Plum from Mario Golf.
 

Kenith

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Challenge excepted;



ROSTER NOTES:
-All Chroms have the same moveset, including Chrorus Men, except for Confession Chrom, who marries the nearest Chrom for his final smash.
-Chrom's down special is counter, so he cannot swap out for Lucina or Lissa. You cannot select Lucina or Lissa on the character select, so really, you're just picking Chrom.
-Chrorus Men is actually only 1 Chrorus Man for balance reasons. The other two cheer on the player controlled one from the sidelines based off of the "Pair Up" mechanic from Awakening. Please Understand.
-JP Chrom is the replacement for Marth. He speaks Japanese in all languages.
-Ike is replaced with Chrom obviously, as many predicted would happen.


DISCLAIMERS:
  • I actually support Chrom only because I want an Awakening character, but c'mon. This is clearly the worst roster ever. Unless you really really REALLY like Chrom
  • I apologize to Lucina fans for referring to her as "Rule 63 Chrom" here.

EDIT:
I'm sorry...
One major flaw: There is no Chrom + Frederick.
 
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One major flaw: There is no Chrom + Frederick.
Sorry, there's no icon for that in the roster maker. Not that it matters; you can't tag out for Frederick by doing anything; you're still just picking Chrom. Same goes for Virion
 
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synesthe-sia

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I've come to realize that none of these rosters ITT are the worst possible. They're too unorthodox and unusual to necessarily be considered "bad." I based this one off of what most thought the Smash 4 roster would look like before it was announced. It's one of the worst, in my opinion. You look at it and you go, "would this REALLY be it? No Bandana Dee? No K Rool? No Ridley? No Little Mac?" It's incredibly underwhelming. That's what makes it awful. It's Brawl HD: featuring Pac-Man. Now everyone can stop pulling the most random choices from the roster maker.
 

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Young Marth

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I've come to realize that none of these rosters ITT are the worst possible. They're too unorthodox and unusual to necessarily be considered "bad." I based this one off of what most thought the Smash 4 roster would look like before it was announced. It's one of the worst, in my opinion. You look at it and you go, "would this REALLY be it? No Bandana Dee? No K Rool? No Ridley? No Little Mac?" It's incredibly underwhelming. That's what makes it awful. It's Brawl HD: featuring Pac-Man. Now everyone can stop pulling the most random choices from the roster maker.


I don't understand the popularity with K.Rool and Krystal. They're not relevant, and they're not retro, so they're not gonna be in smash.
 

Leafeon523

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I tried doing that pairing in my first playthrough. He somehow got married to Sully.
I don't even think he can marry Cordelia if I remember correctly. Sully, Sumia, Maribelle, and Olivia are the only options if I remember correctly.
But back to bad rosters: I think the rock from Kersplooch! would make an ideal choice:troll:
 

Robertman2

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I don't even think he can marry Cordelia if I remember correctly. Sully, Sumia, Maribelle, and Olivia are the only options if I remember correctly.
But back to bad rosters: I think the rock from Kersplooch! would make an ideal choice:troll:
I didn't learn that until after he got a waifu. He can also marry F!Robin.
Geodude, Zubat, Tentacool tagteam!
 
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I've come to realize that none of these rosters ITT are the worst possible. They're too unorthodox and unusual to necessarily be considered "bad." I based this one off of what most thought the Smash 4 roster would look like before it was announced. It's one of the worst, in my opinion. You look at it and you go, "would this REALLY be it? No Bandana Dee? No K Rool? No Ridley? No Little Mac?" It's incredibly underwhelming. That's what makes it awful. It's Brawl HD: featuring Pac-Man. Now everyone can stop pulling the most random choices from the roster maker.
Oh gee, Chrom replacing Ike? Krystal replacing Wolf? Krystal in the game period? Yup, this is the worst roster. Only way to make it worse is to replace Lucario with Zoroark and replace Lucas with Ninten for teh lulz.

I just take issue with you saying "No "Bandanna" Dee," as I'm pretty sure most of us will be able to live if Smash 4's roster doesn't have Dee. I'm sorry, I just don't get this guy's cult following. He has a spear. K. Is that it? I'm pretty sure there are better options for a spear character if there has to be one. Can someone please try to explain the appeal of this character other than his wielding a spear?
 
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Young Marth

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But it has DK characters.

Mario Kart avoids most DK characters like the plague.
haha true. They make it seem like they're desperate for characters (baby rosalina, PGP, and all EIGHT koopa kids) when there's a whole pool of DK characters, Yoshi characters, and Mario minions to choose from. I guess all the big rosters are saved for mario baseball.
 

synesthe-sia

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Oh gee, Chrom replacing Ike? Krystal replacing Wolf? Krystal in the game period? Yup, this is the worst roster. Only way to make it worse is to replace Lucario with Zoroark and replace Lucas with Ninten for teh lulz.

I just take issue with you saying "No "Bandanna" Dee," as I'm pretty sure most of us will be able to live if Smash 4's roster doesn't have Dee. I'm sorry, I just don't get this guy's cult following. He has a spear. K. Is that it? I'm pretty sure there are better options for a spear character if there has to be one. Can someone please try to explain the appeal of this character other than his wielding a spear?
It's pretty obvious. Opinions.
 

synesthe-sia

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So is that really it? Is the only reason people like him is 'cause he has a spear? OK. I've heard of worse reasons to like a character.
I never said that. This isn't the place to argue about such a pointless thing. If you don't want him in, that's fine because no one cares about you getting mad at a mere example of a fan favorite.
 
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