Meta Hunger Games Simulator Thread, aka the Ultimate Social Summer Retreat

[Dyllybirdy]

PsySmasher attacks Dyllybirdy with a dagger, but SneakyLink protects him, killing PsySmasher with a rock.

Wow, thanks SneakyLink !

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

Smashing Ramen and The Gentlepanda begin fighting over a backpack. The Gentlepanda suddenly produces a knife and stabs Smashing Ramen in the kidney.

I LIKED YOU PANDA, I LIKED YOU!

 

[SneakyLink]

Wow, thanks SneakyLink !

Gotta protect the Shantae supporters somehow!

 

[staindgrey]

The Smashboarders stand on their podiums as an ill wind blows through the clearing. Only one can emerge victorious.

The horn sounds!

ryumo severely injures staindgrey, but puts him out of his misery.

Smashing Ramen and The Gentlepanda begin fighting over a backpack. The Gentlepanda suddenly produces a knife and stabs Smashing Ramen in the kidney.

Huh. Well. Ramen Tengoku was it good for you?

I swear this doesn't usually happen.

 

[Just a penguin]

Coward gang coward gang

 

[Gentlepanda]

I LIKED YOU PANDA, I LIKED YOU!

you nominated me ************, now taste the steel of gratitude

 

[KMDP]

The first Hunger Games we did yesterday, and on the first round, too, Hugh Neutron decided to decapitate his teammate, Minerva, with a sword

...I see.

You'd think they'd have programmed the simulator to not have stuff like that, but what do I know.

The Smashboarders stand on their podiums as an ill wind blows through the clearing. Only one can emerge victorious.

The horn sounds!

Spoiler: The Games Begin ~ 'The Bloodbath'

Just a penguin, Moydow, UtopianPoyzin, Opossum, Hinata,

Spoiler: The Games Begin ~ 'The Bloodbath'

and KMDP run away from the Cornucopia. The cowards.

An uneasy truce formed, KingofPhantoms, Noipoi, Cutie Gwen, and Pakky rush in and each grab armful of supplies. Quickly, they share everything equally before running in separate directions.

faygoshill and Wademan94 fight over a bag of supplies. Wademan94 grabs a nearby strap and strangles faygoshill with it before running for the treeline.

Rie Sonomura gathers as much food as she can and runs.

ryumo severely injures staindgrey, but puts him out of his misery.

Smashing Ramen and The Gentlepanda begin fighting over a backpack. The Gentlepanda suddenly produces a knife and stabs Smashing Ramen in the kidney.

NateVO clutches a first aid kit and runs away.

Professor Pumpkaboo rips a mace out of GothFluttershy's hands and books it.

PsySmasher attacks Dyllybirdy with a dagger, but SneakyLink protects him, killing PsySmasher with a rock.

ColietheGoalie finds a bag full of explosives. He is pleased.

I can't believe staindgrey is ****ing dead already.

 

[staindgrey]

I can't believe staindgrey is ****ing dead already.

At least I died with more dignity than the first one of these we did.

When I fell into a ditch all on my own and died in the first round.

 

[PsySmasher]

I'm 50% confident I'm gonna die day 1.

PsySmasher attacks Dyllybirdy with a dagger, but SneakyLink protects him, killing PsySmasher with a rock.

I ****ing called it.

 

[Deleted member]

What is with staindgrey and dying early?
First a ditch and now they are killed, because he was suffering.

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

Huh. Well. Ramen Tengoku was it good for you?

I swear this doesn't usually happen.

Not sure...

I hope, but we'll see

If you don't see my name pop up anymore, then just assume I'm dead

 

[staindgrey]

What is with staindgrey and dying early?
First a ditch and now they are killed, because he was suffering.

It's an allegory for my actual life.

The simulator knows things.

 

[KMDP]

At least I died with more dignity than the first one of these we did.

When I fell into a ditch all on my own and died in the first round.

Frankly, I'm wondering what @ryumo did to injure you.

Did he do it with his bare hands? He wasn't mentioned grabbing a weapon.

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

That Penguin is up to no good

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

Frankly, I'm wondering what @ryumo did to injure you.

Did he do it with his bare hands? He wasn't mentioned grabbing a weapon.

Well, assuming his avatar is Incineroar...

 

[SneakyLink]

That Penguin is up to no good

Of course, ever watch The Wrong Trousers?

Penguins are secretly trying to take over!

 

[KMDP]

Of course, ever watch The Wrong Trousers?

Penguins are secretly trying to take over!

He isn't a penguin.

He's just a friendly chicken.

 

[staindgrey]

Not sure...

I hope, but we'll see

If you don't see my name pop up anymore, then just assume I'm dead

I still believe.

 

[Just a penguin]

Of course, ever watch The Wrong Trousers?

Penguins are secretly trying to take over!

You're saying this like humans aren't.

 

[Moydow]

KMDP, Just a penguin, Moydow, UtopianPoyzin, Opossum, Hinata and run away from the Cornucopia. The cowards.

It's not cowardice, it's called choosing your battles properly, damnit.

 

[staindgrey]

Frankly, I'm wondering what @ryumo did to injure you.

Did he do it with his bare hands? He wasn't mentioned grabbing a weapon.

Well, assuming his avatar is Incineroar...

Frankly it's bull****.

I'm a goddamn water type.

 

[Just a penguin]

It's not cowardice, it's called choosing your battles properly, damnit.

Preach!

 

[Deleted member]

Wow, thanks SneakyLink !

I guess you can say SneakyLink prevented you from rotting!

 

[Deleted member]

The Smashboarders stand on their podiums as an ill wind blows through the clearing. Only one can emerge victorious.

The horn sounds!

Spoiler: The Games Begin ~ 'The Bloodbath'

KMDP, Just a penguin, Moydow, UtopianPoyzin, Opossum, Hinata and run away from the Cornucopia. The cowards.

An uneasy truce formed, KingofPhantoms, Noipoi, Cutie Gwen, and Pakky rush in and each grab armful of supplies. Quickly, they share everything equally before running in separate directions.

faygoshill and Wademan94 fight over a bag of supplies. Wademan94 grabs a nearby strap and strangles faygoshill with it before running for the treeline.

Rie Sonomura gathers as much food as she can and runs.

ryumo severely injures staindgrey, but puts him out of his misery.

Smashing Ramen and The Gentlepanda begin fighting over a backpack. The Gentlepanda suddenly produces a knife and stabs Smashing Ramen in the kidney.

NateVO clutches a first aid kit and runs away.

Professor Pumpkaboo rips a mace out of GothFluttershy's hands and books it.

PsySmasher attacks Dyllybirdy with a dagger, but SneakyLink protects him, killing PsySmasher with a rock.

ColietheGoalie finds a bag full of explosives. He is pleased.

Oh well, I tasted blood, wonder how it will go :b

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

Frankly it's bull****.

I'm a goddamn water type.

Last I checked, fighting and dark type moves work just fine on water types

 

[Gentlepanda]

The Gentlepanda suddenly produces a knife and stabs Smashing Ramen in the kidney.

also i expect fanart of edea suddenly shanking corrin by the morning, thanks

 

[KMDP]

It's not cowardice, it's called choosing your battles properly, damnit.

This Yellow Stripe is a mark of Bravery!

Frankly it's bull****.

I'm a goddamn water type.

A Water-type losing to a Fire-type despite Type Advantage?

We're talking about the Kalos Pokémon League, right?

 

[ColietheGoalie]

Spoiler: Day 1 - 'War'

SneakyLink makes a crude bow and arrow.

Armed with a syringe from the first aid kit, NateVO hunts for a victim.

UtopianPoyzin, GothFluttershy, and Opossum form a gang.

KMDP, ryumo, Wademan94, Moydow, and Just a penguin form their own gang to hunt for tributes.

Cutie Gwen steals Pakky's backpack while he is distracted.

The Gentlepanda throws a boomerang into Rie Sonomura's head.

Hinata receives an explosive from a generous sponsor.

KingofPhantoms kills Noipoi with his own sai.

ColietheGoalie is pricked by thorns while picking berries.

Professor Pumpkaboo discovers a cave and lies down for a nap.

Dyllybirdy grasps the reality of existence. It's terrifying.

 

[Gentlepanda]

The Gentlepanda throws a boomerang into Rie Sonomura's head.

theme of the slaughter

 

[Rie Sonomura]

Spoiler: Day 1 - 'War'

SneakyLink makes a crude bow and arrow.

Armed with a syringe from the first aid kit, NateVO hunts for a victim.

UtopianPoyzin, GothFluttershy, and Opossum form a gang.

KMDP, ryumo, Wademan94, Moydow, and Just a penguin form their own gang to hunt for tributes.

Cutie Gwen steals Pakky's backpack while he is distracted.

The Gentlepanda throws a boomerang into Rie Sonomura's head.

Hinata receives an explosive from a generous sponsor.

KingofPhantoms kills Noipoi with his own sai.

ColietheGoalie is pricked by thorns while picking berries.

Professor Pumpkaboo discovers a cave and lies down for a nap.

Dyllybirdy grasps the reality of existence. It's terrifying.

...a boomerang?

Really?

 

[staindgrey]

Last I checked, fighting and dark type moves work just fine on water types

OH SHI--

I was never that good at Pokemon.

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

That settles it, staindgrey ,

I'm dead...

We both died in the first round...

Some team we were

The Gentlepanda throws a boomerang into Rie Sonomura's head.

Also, holy moly, Panda! Calm down! Why are you being such a beast, this game?

 

[Dyllybirdy]

Dyllybirdy grasps the reality of existence. It's terrifying.

Um, yeah, I guess it is?

 

[ColietheGoalie]

The fallen:

faygoshill
District 11

staindgrey
Smashing Ramen
District 1

PsySmasher
District 8

Rie Sonomura
District 11

Noipoi
District 5

 

[Gentlepanda]

Also, Holy moly, Panda! Calm down! Why are you being such a beast, this game?

this is the post-erdrick timeline when bravely is all but deconfirmed

 

[KMDP]

also i expect fanart of edea suddenly shanking corrin by the morning, thanks

I'll get on that later.

"Assassination" Style or "Prison Rules!" style?

KMDP, ryumo, Wademan94, Moydow, and Just a penguin form their own gang to hunt for tributes.

A nice, friendly gang.

Don't worry about it.

KingofPhantoms kills Noipoi with his own sai.

 

[SneakyLink]

Off topic but the new Star Wars land opens May 31 in California, August 29 in Florida

Source

Also, a crude bow should work...

 

[KingofPhantoms]

KingofPhantoms kills Noipoi with his own sai.

I CLAIM SELF-DEFENSE!

 

[staindgrey]

That settles it, staindgrey ,

I'm dead...

We both died in the first round...

Some team we were

Turns out "OTP" stood for overrated trash pairing. Who knew.

...a boomerang?

Really?

Y'know, I had a joke for this, but it hasn't come back to me yet.

 

[Just a penguin]

Turns out "OTP" stood for overrated trash pairing. Who knew.


Y'know, I had a joke for this, but it hasn't come back to me yet.

It'll hit you soon.