Meta Hunger Games Simulator Thread, aka the Ultimate Social Summer Retreat

[KingofPhantoms]

"BB-8 tries to treat his infection."

It's traditional to completely ignore logic in this simulation.

 

[Devil May Plop]

Yasuho Hirose destroys Linkle's supplies while she is asleep.

Linkle still has her boots to kick people with, she's good.

Doppio cuddles a pillow of Leanne

Why is a drink cuddling my avi?

 

[Deleted member]

Spoiler: Day 2

Nui Harime sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.

Yasuho Hirose constructs a shack.

Young Link hears a phone ringing...

Clefairy scares Luluco off. (With it's adorable face?)

Mako receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

Pikachu scares Selkie off.

Noddy steals from Doppio while he isn't looking. (He should have predicted this...)

Maki Nishikino receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

Konata stalks Tooru Ichii.

Nora Valkyrie, Sweetie Belle, and BB-8 start fighting, but Sweetie Belle runs away as Nora Valkyrie kills BB-8.

Ruby Rose fishes.

Kirby fishes.

Toon Link cuddles a pillow of Peri

Rikka Takanashi practices her archery.

Mio Akiyama overhears Neopolitan and The Chorus Kids talking in the distance.

Kyubey tends to Pannya's wounds.

Agitha and Lana split up to search for resources.

Mei, Yuno Gasai, The Professor, Tachibana Sylphynford, and Rin Hoshizora hunt for other tributes.

Marx attacks Linkle, but she manages to escape.

Kotori Minami, Makar, Riki the Nopon, and Mitsukuni Haninozuka hunt for other tributes.

Tetsuya Number 2 collects fruit from a tree.

Leanne receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

Medli attacks Mozu, but she manages to escape.

Susie injures herself.

Crap, someone tag Uni please, thanks.

HE'S UNTAGGABLE! WHAT'S THE POINT OF THAT?

 

[Volga]

Crap, someone tag Uni please, thanks.

The Stoopid Unikorn

 

[Natz~]

Tetsuya Number 2 collects fruit from a tree.

and they say dogs can't climb trees

 

[Devil May Plop]

HE'S UNTAGGABLE! WHAT'S THE POINT OF THAT?

Just thought that Leanne and Yuno bonding would be funny to him because of a certain thing...

Nora Valkyrie, Sweetie Belle, and BB-8 start fighting, but Sweetie Belle runs away as Nora Valkyrie kills BB-8.

BB-8, noooo!

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Noddy steals from Doppio while he isn't looking. (He should have predicted this...)

Im more curious how something that spends half its life asleep managed to steal something.

Young Link hears a phone ringing...

. . . okay?

Toon Link cuddles a pillow of Peri

. . . tink. . . no. . .

 

[Deleted member]

Spoiler: Fallen Tributes 2

1 cannon shot can be heard in the distance.

BB-8
District 6

Spoiler: Night 2

Agitha is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth.

Kirby lets Ruby Rose into his shelter.

Toon Link, Tachibana Sylphynford, and Yuno Gasai get into a fight. Yuno Gasai triumphantly kills them both.

The Professor receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.

Neopolitan kills Mozu while she is sleeping.

Pikachu watches Rikka Takanashi sleep.

Nui Harime and Tooru Ichii huddle for warmth. (I'm kinda jealous)

Tetsuya Number 2, Rin Hoshizora, and Linkle get into a fight. Rin Hoshizora triumphantly kills them both.

Kotori Minami thinks about home.

Maki Nishikino stabs Mako while her back is turned.

Noddy receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

Sweetie Belle climbs a tree to rest.

Luluco and Susie run into each other and decide to truce for the night.

Makar, The Chorus Kids, Mei, Nora Valkyrie, and Konata sleep in shifts.

Marx, Young Link, Mio Akiyama, Riki the Nopon, and Peri track down and kill Selkie.

Clefairy and Mitsukuni Haninozuka sleep in shifts.

Doppio looks at the night sky.

Kyubey and Lana talk about the tributes still alive.

Medli cries herself to sleep.

Leanne and Pannya talk about the tributes still alive.

Yasuho Hirose cooks her food before putting her fire out.

Just thought that Leanne and Yuno bonding would be funny to him because of a certain thing...

I mean why would you become untaggable?

 

[Deleted member]

Spoiler: Day 3

Rikka Takanashi is pricked by thorns while picking berries.

Konata travels to higher ground.

Tooru Ichii's trap kills Medli.

Yuno Gasai picks flowers.

Luluco receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Riki the Nopon tries to sleep through the entire day.

The Professor eats her secret stash of candy. (It must be in Nano.)

Leanne Makes fun of Lana's hair.

Susie defeats Clefairy in a fight, but spares her life.

Peri defeats Agitha in a fight, but spares her life.

Maki Nishikino makes a wooden spear.

Neopolitan overhears Nora Valkyrie and Noddy talking in the distance.

Yasuho Hirose thinks about home.

Ruby Rose receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

Mio Akiyama receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.

Mei begs for Doppio to kill her. He refuses, keeping Mei alive.

Kirby, Rin Hoshizora, Kotori Minami, Sweetie Belle, and Makar hunt for other tributes.

Mitsukuni Haninozuka bashes The Chorus Kids's head against a rock several times.

Marx chases Young Link.

Kyubey scares Pikachu off.

Pannya kills Nui Harime with her own weapon. (R.I.P. Nui. she must of had the Red Scissor Blade as well to pull that off)

 

[Natz~]

Toon Link, Tachibana Sylphynford, and Yuno Gasai get into a fight. Yuno Gasai triumphantly kills them both.

sounds about right

Pikachu watches Rikka Takanashi sleep.

looks like we got a stalkerchu~

Nui Harime and Tooru Ichii huddle for warmth. (I'm kinda jealous)

....yep...same...

Tetsuya Number 2, Rin Hoshizora, and Linkle get into a fight. Rin Hoshizora triumphantly kills them both.

RIN! WHY! NOT THE PUPPPPPPPPPY!

 

[Volga]

Marx, Young Link, Mio Akiyama, Riki the Nopon, and Peri track down and kill Selkie.

Knowing Peri she probably spearheaded this.

Yasuho Hirose cooks her food before putting her fire out.

that's right. play it safe.

 

[Natz~]

Mitsukuni Haninozuka bashes The Chorus Kids's head against a rock several times.

...damn...that little keet...

Kyubey scares Pikachu off.

well some say kyubey is the devil in physical form

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Yuno Gasai picks flowers.

I guess even psychos need time off

 

[Natz~]

Pannya kills Nui Harime with her own weapon. (R.I.P. Nui. she must of had the Red Scissor Blade as well to pull that off)

pannya, the killer

 

[Deleted member]

Spoiler: Fallen Tributes 3

10 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Toon Link
District 4

Tachibana Sylphynford
District 8

Mozu
District 7

Tetsuya Number 2
District 9

Linkle
District 4

Mako
District 2

Selkie
District 7

Medli
District 5

The Chorus Kids
District 5

Nui Harime
District 1

Spoiler: Night 3

Tooru Ichii, Kotori Minami, and Rin Hoshizora unsuccessfully ambush Peri, Lana, and Maki Nishikino, who kill them instead.

Pikachu tends to his wounds.

Marx is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth.

Nora Valkyrie and Mio Akiyama tell stories about themselves to each other.

Makar goes to sleep.

The Professor receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

Yasuho Hirose stays awake all night.

Mitsukuni Haninozuka goes to sleep.

Susie, Noddy, and Ruby Rose sleep in shifts. (I'm suprised Noddy didn't sleep the whole time)

Kirby attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful.

Kyubey orders food at 3 AM.

Agitha stays awake all night.

Mei climbs a tree to rest.

Leanne bashes Pannya's head in with a mace. (Good, Good...)

Doppio destroys Neopolitan's supplies while she is asleep.

Sweetie Belle ambushes Yuno Gasai and kills her.

Konata receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

Riki the Nopon and Clefairy hold hands.

Luluco lost a game match and throws the remote at Young Link's head in her rage. (This kills YL btw)

Rikka Takanashi questions her sanity.

 

[Deleted member]

Spoiler: Day 4

Peri is pricked by thorns while picking berries.

Yasuho Hirose, Nora Valkyrie, and Konata get into a fight. Konata triumphantly kills them both.

Rikka Takanashi constructs a shack.

Susie makes a slingshot.

Agitha and Mitsukuni Haninozuka hunt for other tributes.

The Professor forces Neopolitan to kill Riki the Nopon or Sweetie Belle. She decides to kill Sweetie Belle.

Leanne constructs a shack.

Kyubey camouflauges himself in the bushes.

Mei shoots an arrow at Kirby, but misses and kills Noddy instead.

Lana discovers a cave.

Makar discovers a river.

Clefairy steals from Mio Akiyama while she isn't looking.

Marx fishes.

Pikachu silently snaps Luluco's neck.

Ruby Rose looks at her reflection and it pulls her in and takes her place.

Doppio eats his secret stash of candy.

Maki Nishikino tries to sleep through the entire day.

 

[Volga]

Tooru Ichii, Kotori Minami, and Rin Hoshizora unsuccessfully ambush Peri, Lana, and Maki Nishikino, who kill them instead.

Haha!

Luluco lost a game match and throws the remote at Young Link's head in her rage. (This kills YL btw)

Who knew Salt could be so deadly ;_;

 

[Natz~]

Tooru Ichii, Kotori Minami, and Rin Hoshizora unsuccessfully ambush Peri, Lana, and Maki Nishikino, who kill them instead.

huh damn and all three of them were doing pretty well too...

Leanne bashes Pannya's head in with a mace. (Good, Good...)

NOOOOO ALL MY FAVORITES ARE DEAD NOW....plop....how...could you kill that little guy...

Riki the Nopon and Clefairy hold hands.

...i'll ship it

Sweetie Belle ambushes Yuno Gasai and kills her.

 

[Natz~]

Yasuho Hirose, Nora Valkyrie, and Konata get into a fight. Konata triumphantly kills them both.

....wow....huh video games skills do work in real life apparently.

The Professor forces Neopolitan to kill Riki the Nopon or Sweetie Belle. She decides to kill Sweetie Belle.

Leanne constructs a shack.

HAH! REVENGE!

Mei shoots an arrow at Kirby, but misses and kills Noddy instead.

...meh close enough -3-

 

[Volga]

Yasuho Hirose, Nora Valkyrie, and Konata get into a fight. Konata triumphantly kills them both.

NOOOOOOOO! Your stand has betrayed you Yashuo!

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Just thought that Leanne and Yuno bonding would be funny to him because of a certain thing...

Are they talking about Ayano?

 

[Deleted member]

Spoiler: Fallen Tributes 4

11 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Tooru Ichii
District 10

Kotori Minami
District 11

Rin Hoshizora
District 12

Pannya
District 6

Yuno Gasai
District 12

Young Link
District 5

Yasuho Hirose
District 4

Nora Valkyrie
District 8

Sweetie Belle
District 11

Noddy
District 5

Luluco
District 2

Spoiler: Night 4

Rikka Takanashi accidently steps on a landmine.

Konata thinks about home.

Ruby Rose, Agitha, Riki the Nopon, and Pikachu sleep in shifts.

Susie fends Mei, Mitsukuni Haninozuka, and Kyubey away from her fire.

The Professor lets Kirby into her shelter.

Lana orders food at 3 AM.

Makar thinks about winning.

Mio Akiyama tends to her wounds.

Maki Nishikino and Peri talk about the tributes still alive.

Marx receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor. (Probably Nova.)

Clefairy tries to treat her infection.

Doppio receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.

Neopolitan and Leanne hold hands.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Susie, Noddy, and Ruby Rose sleep in shifts. (I'm suprised Noddy didn't sleep the whole time)

Who to say he wasn't already and no one noticed.

Luluco lost a game match and throws the remote at Young Link's head in her rage. (This kills YL btw)

. . . huh ouch.

Pikachu silently snaps Luluco's neck.

. . . did pikachu take leasons from snake?

 

[Deleted member]

Spoiler: Day 5

Lana begs for Konata to kill her. She refuses, keeping Lana alive.

The Professor, Mitsukuni Haninozuka, Kirby, and Mei raid Peri's camp while she is hunting.

Leanne discovers a cave.

Kyubey convinces Susie to not kill him, only to kill her instead.

Pikachu runs away from Neopolitan.

Agitha receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Doppio stabs Mio Akiyama while her back is turned.

Clefairy picks flowers.

Makar, Maki Nishikino, and Riki the Nopon hunt for other tributes.

Marx searches for a water source.

Ruby Rose attempts to climb a tree, but falls to her death.

. . . did pikachu take leasons from snake?

Metal Gear Pika: Pokepuff Eater.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Neopolitan and Leanne hold hands.

I was tagged because Leanne was with Yuno and now she's with Neo?

Does she have a psychopath fetish?

 

[Natz~]

Ruby Rose attempts to climb a tree, but falls to her death.

damn it

I was tagged because Leanne was with Yuno and now she's with Neo?

Does she have a psychopath fetish?

....i'll ship it

 

[Deleted member]

Spoiler: Fallen Tributes 5

4 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Rikka Takanashi
District 9

Susie
District 11

Mio Akiyama
District 10

Ruby Rose
District 8

Spoiler: Night 5

Makar orders food at 3 AM.

Konata, Kirby, and Marx sleep in shifts.

Doppio, Pikachu, and Leanne track down and kill Mei.

The Professor quietly hums.

Peri lost a game match and throws the remote at Riki the Nopon's head in her rage.

Lana, Clefairy, Mitsukuni Haninozuka, Kyubey, and Agitha sleep in shifts.

Maki Nishikino receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

Neopolitan thinks about home.

 

[Natz~]

Kyubey convinces Susie to not kill him, only to kill her instead.

once again...the face of evil.

 

[Deleted member]

Spoiler: Day 6

Peri discovers a cave.

Leanne overhears Maki Nishikino and Neopolitan talking in the distance.

Konata convinces Kirby to not kill her, only to kill him instead.

Doppio glomps Makar so hard he died to death.

Kyubey kills Lana with a hatchet.

Pikachu, Marx, Clefairy, Agitha, and The Professor hunt for other tributes.

Mitsukuni Haninozuka eats his secret stash of candy.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Ha! Sweetie may be dead but at least Yuno died to at her hooves.

...I think everyone I picked is dead, though. ****.

 

[Volga]

Doppio glomps Makar so hard he died to death.

I've been meaning to ask this.
what the heck is a glomp?

Kyubey kills Lana with a hatchet.

I hate this creature now.

 

[Natz~]

Konata convinces Kirby to not kill her, only to kill him instead.

damn shes doing pretty good~

Doppio glomps Makar so hard he died to death.

i approve of this death~

 

[Natz~]

I've been meaning to ask this.
what the heck is a glomp?

a predetary tackle hug of affection

I hate this creature now.

 

[Deleted member]

Spoiler: Fallen Tributes 6

5 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Mei
District 3

Riki the Nopon
District 1

Kirby
District 2

Makar
District 12

Lana
District 3

Spoiler: Night 6

Maki Nishikino lets The Professor into her shelter.

Neopolitan destroys Peri's supplies while she is asleep.

Clefairy and Leanne fight Kyubey and Konata. Clefairy and Leanne survive.

Pikachu and Marx talk about the tributes still alive.

Doppio and Mitsukuni Haninozuka track down and kill Agitha.

Ha! Sweetie may be dead but at least Yuno died to at her hooves.

You should embrace the Yandere and the Yangire.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

I've been meaning to ask this.
what the heck is a glomp?

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

Let's go Pikachu <3
Stealth king <3

 

[Natz~]

Clefairy and Leanne fight Kyubey and Konata. Clefairy and Leanne survive.

nuuuuuuuu...whelp there goes most of the people i wanted to win

You should embrace the Yandere and the Yangire.

seconded~

 

[Deleted member]

Spoiler: The Feast

The cornucopia is replenished with food, supplies, weapons, and memoirs from the tributes' families.

Neopolitan gathers as much food into a bag as she can before fleeing.

Leanne and Clefairy work together to drown Doppio.

Mitsukuni Haninozuka stabs Peri with a tree branch.

The Professor decides not to go to The Feast.

Marx and Pikachu get into a fight over raw meat, but Pikachu gives up and runs away.

Maki Nishikino bleeds out due to untreated injuries.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

You should embrace the Yandere and the Yangire.

I'll consider it....








...yeah, no thanks.

 

[Volga]

a predetary tackle hug of affection

I see.

You better not win this you evil cat thing.