Meta Hunger Games Simulator Thread, aka the Ultimate Social Summer Retreat

[Kneutronic]

Mango severely slices Twilight Sparkle with a sword.

Well sh**, Mango.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Unikorn and Substitution sing a musical number together. (This would be amazing in a weird way.)

Does that mean I'm basically singing for two?

Oh ya uni. My friend aaron wants to ask you something.

Ya?

...Huh.

Maybe I am insane.

No you're not.

Trust me

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Does that mean I'm basically singing for two?


Ya?


No you're not.

Trust me

Yes you are singing for two.

Aaron wants to know when your going to fix her wall

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Aaron wants to know when your going to fix her wall

Tell her to ask Trump. He's good at building walls

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Oh great hatchet madness is spreading

...well, I think we've got an official name for this recurring problem now.

Arena Event

Spoiler

Luigi enters the arena for his judgement. Of nothing.

Mango survies by doing absolutely nothing.

Makoto survies by doing absolutely nothing.

Substitution and Lemmy Koopa start fighting. Luigi's death stare scares them both to death. (Dang, Sub's out...but hey, at least Lemmy won't be the "winner" again.)

GLaDOS survies by doing absolutely nothing.

AEK survies by doing absolutely nothing.

Luigi throws a green fireball at Unikorn. (And now Uni's out too....on a related note, what do you know, Ken is the last user in the match once again.)

 

[Blossom ✿]

AEK gives his hatchet a name and sleeps with it as if it were a stuffed animal.

Lemmy Koopa gives his hatchet a name and sleeps with it as if it were a stuffed animal.

...uh, first we've seen insane nonsense involving hatchets and now we're seeing hatchet related stuff that honestly wouldn't be out of place in a horror film.

 

[Kneutronic]

... ...

-laughs hard-

BEST ARENA EVENT EVER!

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Fallen Tributes 7

Spoiler

5 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Mr. Toad
District 4

Twilight Sparkle
District 6

Substitution
District 4

Lemmy Koopa
District 2

Unikorn
District 1

I mourn for all but two of these losses.

Night 7

Spoiler

Mango goes hunting for unicorns.

GLaDOS constructs a base with AEK and Makoto .

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

...well, I think we've got an official name for this recurring problem now.

Arena Event

Spoiler

Luigi enters the arena for his judgement. Of nothing.

Mango survies by doing absolutely nothing.

Makoto survies by doing absolutely nothing.

Substitution and Lemmy Koopa start fighting. Luigi's death stare scares them both to death. (Dang, Sub's out...but hey, at least Lemmy won't be the "winner" again.)

GLaDOS survies by doing absolutely nothing.

AEK survies by doing absolutely nothing.

Luigi throws a green fireball at Unikorn. (And now Uni's out too....on a related note, what do you know, Ken is the last user in the match once again.)

Didn't know @LuigiMaster0 would join us

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Mango goes hunting for unicorns.

I'M ALREADY DEAD, YOU IDIOT!

 

[Kneutronic]

I'M ALREADY DEAD, YOU IDIOT!

You're a Unikorn, tho.

Big difference.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Day 8

Spoiler

Makoto sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.

AEK and Mango track down and kill GLaDOS. (Wait, weren't you literally just building a base with her, Ken? Going to guess you and Mango conspired to kill her and kick Makoto out of camp for now.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

. . . will ken win this again?
Except for real this time?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

You're a Unikorn, tho.

Big difference.

... ...

 

[Volga]

well everyone I wanted to win is dead. :l

 

[Devil May Plop]

AEK performs some fancy fighting moves with a hatchet and kills Omar

Aww, why'd you kill Omar, Ken?

Kon, MetalBro, Lemmy Koopa, Gladius, and Ganondorf sleep in shifts.

Just had Kon do it, he's got the coffee reserves.

Subscriber Count speaks of the frozen lake outloud and is struck by lightning.

It deserved it. Nobody speaks of the frozen lake and lives.

Ghostface severely slices MetalBro with a sword

Dying by a sword? Sounds pretty metal.

Kon plays dead and the sim drops him/her out of the game.

Kon with that smart tactical thinking.

Lemmy Koopa and Bowser hold hands.

Aww~

Unikorn is determinded to find and kill Bowser at all costs.

"I want to main only Cloud! Leave me alone!"

Unikorn and Substitution sing a musical number together.

Uni must be going crazy, singing with a doll...

 

[Red & Green]

Can someone kill lemmy?

Please?

If he won again this would be boring.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

inb4 Ken dies of hypothermia again

 

[Kneutronic]

Can someone kill lemmy?

Please?

If he won again this would be boring.

He's dead.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Fallen Tributes 8


1 cannon shot can be heard in the distance.

GLaDOS
District 9

And now, everyone has split up for the night.

Night 8

Spoiler

Mango prays to the frozen lake in hope of receiving almighty power.

Makoto practicies fighting moves with a weapon. (Excuse the typo. Also kind of fitting, although I don't know if she uses weapons in her series.)

AEK shares a conversation with himself all night.

Day 9

Spoiler

Makoto steals from Mango while he isn't looking.

AEK camouflauges himself in the bushes.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Just had Kon do it, he's got the coffee reserves.



Kon with that smart tactical thinking.

Actually caffine does nothing to me. Coffee reserves mean nothing to stay up

And hey. As far as i care. I live in the end. The game didn't kill me. It just got me out. I live in the end, thats a win to me

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Tell her to ask Trump. He's good at building walls

She replied "pfffft, ill believe it when i see it"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

She replied "pfffft, ill believe it when i see it"

With a small loan of a million dollars, he can do anything

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Fallen Tributes 9

No cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Night 9

Spoiler

Mango tells bad puns to lighten the mood. AEK and Makoto get sick of them and leave.

Dawn of the final day: Day 10.

Spoiler

Mango throws a scalding cup of coffee at Makoto , burning her face. (This one finally made it!)

AEK dies from hypothermia. (...aww damn it...)

And the winner is:

Spoiler

Mango from District 2!

Okay....I really wish that Ken had won this time... but I'm sorry, I'm not gonna lie, as soon as I saw this I busted up at Uni's prediction.

 

[Kneutronic]

...That's it.

I'm switching avis.

Mei, you suck. You're supposed to NOT get cold!

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Holy **** my coffee one made the finally!

That is awesome.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

inb4 Ken dies of hypothermia again

AEK dies from hypothermia. (...aww damn it...)

Me and my big mouth

 

[Volga]

AEK dies from hypothermia. (...aww damn it...)

WHO CALLED THIS?!

 

[Devil May Plop]

AEK dies from hypothermia

AGAIN?! Oh come on!

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Alas poor damn odds for ken. Oh well at least you have your honorary first place ken

 

[Devil May Plop]

So are we gonna say that Ken honorarilaly wins this one too, or...

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

So are we gonna say that Ken honorarilaly wins this one too, or...

Sure, why not?

Kenny should always win

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Yeah.....Ken was robbed again. Big time. You've gotten seriously close on both occasions, though. It would be less rotten if you didn't die to the same thing both times. It's just salt in the wound.

That being said, you're still our honorary first place winner. And not to get your hopes up, but we've still one last round to do...

The Placements:

Spoiler

Mango
Winner
District 2
5 Kills

AEK
2nd Place
District 8
2 Kills

Makoto
3rd Place
District 12
1 Kill

GLaDOS
4th Place
District 9
1 Kill

Unikorn
5th Place
District 1
1 Kill

Lemmy Koopa
6th Place
District 2
2 Kills


Substitution
7th Place
District 4

Twilight Sparkle
8th Place
District 6

Mr. Toad
9th Place
District 4

Mabel Pines
10th Place
District 10
1 Kill

Gladius
11th Place
District 11
1 Kill

Bowser
12th Place
District 5
3 Kills

Lon'qu
13th Place
District 5

Nausicaa
14th Place
District 4

Klavier Gavin
15th Place
District 10
1 Kill

Harry Potter
16th Place
District 6

Kon
17th Place
District 8

64 Kirby
18th Place
District 3
1 Kill

Ganondorf
19th Place
District 6
3 Kills

Ghostface
20th Place
District 9
1 Kill

MetalBro
21st Place
District 8

Subscriber Count
22nd Place
District 7

Sans
23rd Place
District 7
1 Kill

Oz
24th Place
District 10

Dipper Pines
25th Place
District 12

Omar
26th Place
District 1

Alfe
27th Place
District 2 Wii U
28th Place
District 12

Cobalion
29th Place
District 9

Bill Cipher
30th Place
District 11

LumaOkami
31st Place
District 1
3 Kills

Eliwood
32nd Place
District 11

Kenny
33rd Place
District 7

Candy Chiu
34th Place
District 3

Timmy Turner
35th Place
District 5

Rarity
36th Place
District 3

Summary:

Spoiler

The Bloodbath
LumaOkami sets an explosive off, killing Rarity, Timmy Turner, and Candy Chiu.

Day 1
Kenny falls into a pit and dies.
Eliwood bites off Bowser's finger in a fight and chokes on it.

Night 1
No deaths occurred.

Day 2
Sans severely slices LumaOkami with a sword.
64 Kirby convinces Bill Cipher to not kill him, only to kill him instead.
Ganondorf sets an explosive off, killing Cobalion, Wii U, and Alfe.

Night 2
AEK performs some fancy fighting moves with a hatchet and kills Omar
Bowser sets an explosive off, killing Dipper Pines, Oz, and Sans.
Subscriber Count speaks of the frozen lake outloud and is struck by lightning.

Day 3
Ghostface severely slices MetalBro with a sword.

Night 3
Mabel Pines spears Ghostface in the abdomen.
Mango sets an explosive off, killing Ganondorf, and 64 Kirby.
Kon plays dead and the sim drops him/her out of the game.
Klavier Gavin throws a hatchet at Harry Potter

Day 4
Gladius severely injures Klavier Gavin , but puts him out of his misery.
Nausicaa accidently detonates a land mine while trying to arm it.

Night 4
No deaths occurred.

Day 5
No deaths occurred.

Night 5
Lemmy Koopa kills Lon'qu for his supplies.

The Feast
Makoto performs some fancy fighting moves with a hatchet and kills Bowser
Unikorn successfully shoots Gladius dead.
Lemmy Koopa throws a hatchet at Mabel Pines

Day 6
No deaths occurred.

Night 6
GLaDOS severely injures Mr. Toad and leaves him to die.

Day 7
Mango severely slices Twilight Sparkle with a sword.

Arena Event
Luigi enters the arena for his judgement. Of nothing.
Substitution and Lemmy Koopa start fighting. Luigi's death stare scares them both to death.
Luigi throws a green fireball at Unikorn.

Night 7
No deaths occurred.

Day 8
AEK and Mango track down and kill GLaDOS.

Night 8
No deaths occurred.

Day 9
No deaths occurred.

Night 9
No deaths occurred.

Day 10
Mango throws a scalding cup of coffee at Makoto , burning her face.
AEK dies from hypothermia.
The winner is Mango from District 2!

Kill Statistics:

Spoiler

Kills Made

5: Mango
3: Bowser
3: LumaOkami
3: Ganondorf
2: Lemmy Koopa
2: AEK
1: 64 Kirby
1: Ghostface
1: GLaDOS
1: Mabel Pines
1: Sans
1: Unikorn
1: Makoto
1: Gladius
1: Klavier Gavin

Stay tuned for the third and final round of All Stars later this week! And because everything is already finished and ready to go, I won't procrastinate and do it several weeks later this time!

 

[Red & Green]

He's dead.

Oh wait.

****, that was fast.

Mango always wins, though.

 

[Devil May Plop]

Katt didn't have the most kills, this HG was a lie.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

With a small loan of a million dollars, he can do anything

She replies: "I don't want a wall made by those that can barely sustain themselves.

Also does he wants the glitter he left behind PP"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

She replies: "I don't want a wall made by those that can barely sustain themselves.

Also does he wants the glitter he left behind PP"

That friend of yours is funny

 

[LoneKonWolf]

That friend of yours is funny

I guess.

 

[Devil May Plop]

...I'm so salty at Ken dying of hypothermia twice in a row.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Meh im not, sure the same death happened twice at the same place.

However unlike this time. . . ken didn't have hype to him. Nothing extraordinary or awesome to back him up. He was just running on last games fumes