Meta Hunger Games Simulator Thread, aka the Ultimate Social Summer Retreat

[Hat N' Clogs]

YO this final 2 is killer! I would've never expected Dipper and Lemmy to make it this far!

RIP Ken. Welcome to the embarassing 3rd place choke club.

Edit 2: Wait, ignore the event now? Eh...this is confusing.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Oh boy, some huge events happen in this one.

Day 10

Spoiler

Lemmy Koopa kills Rarity with an active chainsaw. (JEEZ!)

AEK accidentally jumps off the arena into a pit trying to punch Dipper Pines. (Ignore what this one says.)

EDIT: Wait a second. ****. Apparently I made that last event kill the second player and not the first.

FML

So wait you mean ken somehow magically survived his fall and his punch instead killed dipper?

. . . damn ken you broke physics

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

>Ken robs Lemmy's shelter
>Lemmy lets him back

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Okay, just in case some of you happen to miss that edit, I'm going to bring it up again here:

Because I'm oblivious as all ****, that last event was set to kill the wrong player. So Ken is still in, and Dipper is out.

My next post will contain the last night.

So wait you mean ken somehow magically survived his fall and his punch instead killed dipper?

. . . damn ken you broke physics

Well, I can give him credit for that lol

 

[Kneutronic]

...I don't even know what happened.

What?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

KEN BROKE THE LAWS OF SCIENCE!!!

 

[Devil May Plop]

Ken's alive?!

 

[LoneKonWolf]

After breaking physics ken deserves this win

 

[Kneutronic]

Seriously, what the f*** is this? I am completely lost.

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

For the first time in HG history, a player (Ken) gets resurrected and is allowed back in....lol These games HAVE to be the best ones we've had yet.

 

[Natz~]

Seriously, what the f*** is this? I am completely lost.

you tried to punch dipper

you fell into gaint hole

you bounced out of said hole somehow not dying when you were suppose to

you punch dipper into said hole killing him

the end~

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Seriously, what the f*** is this? I am completely lost.

You punched reality so hard that you fell down a hole, surviving without any injuries, and the sheer awesomeness of it killed Dipper.

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

you tried to punch dipper

you fell into gaint hole

you bounced out of said hole somehow not dying when you were suppose to

you punch dipper into said hole killing him

the end~

Greatest story ever told: the legend of Kenny/AEKen: Master of Comebacks

 

[Kneutronic]

you tried to punch dipper

you fell into gaint hole

you bounced out of said hole somehow not dying when you were suppose to

you punch dipper into said hole killing him

the end~

Huh.

...So I'm Bowser in Mario 64?

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Seriously, what the f*** is this? I am completely lost.

In short, I set an event to kill the incorrect player, so Dipper died instead of you.

Anyways, here is the final night, Night 10

Spoiler

AEK dies from hypothermia.

And now he's dead.....great....

Who is the ultimate victor of the Hunger Games, among everyone else?

Spoiler

The winner is Lemmy Koopa from District 2!

Well, congrats to him, but I can personally say I would've preferred if one of you guys won.

 

[Natz~]

Huh.

...So I'm Bowser in Mario 64?

only more awesome and you actually killed your sorry excuse of an opponent

oh and you don't breath fire

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Looks like Lemmy got revenge for being robbed...

But seriously, it really sucks that have all that hype die down like that...

 

[LoneKonWolf]

. . . how anti climatic, what an let down

 

[Kneutronic]

...I die of hypothermia.

MY AVI IS MEI, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.

 

[Blossom ✿]

AEK dies from hypothermia.

And now he's dead.....great....

PFFFFFFT, WOW. After defying physics, this happens.
The ultimate anti-climax.

 

[Devil May Plop]

Lemmy?

...Lemmy won and not Ken?!

RNGesus confirmed for crap taste in characters.

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

Congrats to Lemmy, the one nobody expected to win....I still wanted Ken to win, though.

Thanks for making a fun simulator, KingofPhantoms ! It was one heck of a ride!

 

[LoneKonWolf]

You know i would accept this if lemmy actually did the deed.

So you know what? **** this. Ken deserves to overid that place and become the honorary winner of the allstars hunger games. Give him a first place too on the lists, All in favor?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Ken was robbed

 

[Devil May Plop]

You know i would accept this if lemmy actually did the deed.

So you know what? **** this. Ken deserves to overid that place and become the honorary winner of the allstars hunger games. All in favor?

Aye!

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

You know i would accept this if lemmy actually did the deed.

So you know what? **** this. Ken deserves to overid that place and become the honorary winner of the allstars hunger games. All in favor?

Aye!

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Holy **** i got 4 likes on that in a split second

 

[Kneutronic]

You know i would accept this if lemmy actually did the deed.

So you know what? **** this. Ken deserves to overid that place and become the honorary winner of the allstars hunger games. All in favor?

All of the yes are said by I.

Totally not salty at all.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Now that I've finished the simulation, I'd like to sincerely apologize for all the events I ****ed up. Regardless of the fact that a few messed up events are only minor inconveniences, I did say that I I would proofread them and I had more than enough time throughout several weeks to do that, but I ended up just rushing myself at the last minute yet again, and this time one of the results was getting the wrong player killed. I cannot make any excuses for screwing them up. I simply got careless and lazy with it yet again, and that is my own fault.

I hope you all found the game enjoyable regardless of my mistakes (outside of Lemmy being the winner, which I too am very disappointed about, after everything else.) and I intend on keeping to my word this time when I say all of my future simulations will be error-free.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

You know i would accept this if lemmy actually did the deed.

So you know what? **** this. Ken deserves to overid that place and become the honorary winner of the allstars hunger games. Give him a first place too on the lists, All in favor?

Oh, and I agree to this too. Aye!

 

[Devil May Plop]

Anticlimax aside, it was great to do this again. We should do it more often.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Now that I've finished the simulation, I'd like to sincerely apologize for all the events I ****ed up. Regardless of the fact that a few messed up events are only minor inconveniences, I did say that I I would proofread them and I had more than enough time throughout several weeks to do that, but I ended up just rushing myself at the last minute yet again, and this time one of the results was getting the wrong player killed. I cannot make any excuses for screwing them up. I simply got careless and lazy with it yet again, and that is my own fault.

I hope you all found the game enjoyable regardless of my mistakes (outside of Lemmy being the winner, which I too am very disappointed about, after everything else.) and I intend on keeping to my word this time when I say all of my future simulations will be error-free.

Mate i don't think anyone cares. Hell the latest screw up is what probably made this game a favorite to everyone. Stop apologizing and accept the excitement.

Though for the next time we run this make sure to fix those errors. No harm, stop being sorry, and join in on the fun with the rest of us

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Totally not salty at all.

Of course not, Kenny

Neither am I

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

Now that I've finished the simulation, I'd like to sincerely apologize for all the events I ****ed up. Regardless of the fact that a few messed up events are only minor inconveniences, I did say that I I would proofread them and I had more than enough time throughout several weeks to do that, but I ended up just rushing myself at the last minute yet again, and this time one of the results was getting the wrong player killed. I cannot make any excuses for screwing them up. I simply got careless and lazy with it yet again, and that is my own fault.

I hope you all found the game enjoyable regardless of my mistakes (outside of Lemmy being the winner, which I too am very disappointed about, after everything else.) and I intend on keeping to my word this time when I say all of my future simulations will be error-free.

Of course it was a good time! Just a few honest mistakes can't hold back the epicness that was the winners edition of the Hunger Games. No need to apologize. The entirety of the games (outside of the winner, possibly) were GLORIOUS. You have nothing to worry about.

I'm still very glad that you hosted and took the time and effort to create all of these amazing events. They were definitely fun, and this is definitely the best round in a while.

 

[Devil May Plop]

Hey guys, remember that one time I tried to host a HG and my computer was like "lolno" and died?

I remember that too.

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

Hey guys, remember that one time I tried to host a HG and my computer was like "lolno" and died?

I remember that too.

Tragic, but funny as well.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

I missed most of it tho

 

[Kneutronic]

...This physics break should totally be referenced in future Hunger Games sims. I don't care what you all think. That was too good to forget.

 

[Devil May Plop]

Tragic, but funny as well.

Not to me.

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

Not to me.

Well, I didn't mean funny as in "lol your computer died". Sorry about that. I should've worded it better.