Meta Hunger Games Simulator Thread, aka the Ultimate Social Summer Retreat

[KingofPhantoms]

King. . . what the hell?

Something tells me you like this particular event a little too much.

It's mostly just there to make things even more absurd.

And come on, you can't tell me it's nearly as bad as the variation that had tributes actually succeeding in eating themselves.

...Am I dead?

That was not a lethal event either, so you're good.

Fallen Tributes 4

Spoiler

7 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Twilight Sparkle
District 6

(I am not happy about seeing her on tonight's list of fallen tributes..)

Harry Potter
District 6

Mango
District 2

Kenny
District 7

Oz
District 10

Died to the most controversial hazard in Hunger Games history. Only this time he did it to himself.

Omar
District 1

Makoto
District 12

Night 4

Spoiler

Substitution constructs a base with LumaOkami and AEK. (Bob-omb regulars sticking together.)

GLaDOS uses an acid-spraying flower to kill Klavier Gavin .

Lemmy Koopa prays to RNG to spare his life.

Rarity spends the night hoping to be noticed by 64 Kirby.

Ghostface, Mabel Pines, and Kon discuss the games and what might happen in the morning.

Subscriber Count tries to sing himself to sleep.

Gladius receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

Dipper Pines traps MetalBro in an underground trap in an attempt to starve them out.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Except for this one. . . this os horrific

 

[LoneKonWolf]

It's mostly just there to make things even more absurd.

And come on, you can't tell me it's nearly as bad as the variation that had tributes actually succeeding in eating themselves.

I don't care its distiurbing and for the fact you like it a bit to much makes it worse

 

[Devil May Plop]

Lemmy Koopa prays to RNG to spare his life.

Ha, fat chance. RNGesus is a cruel mistress...

Dipper Pines traps MetalBro in an underground trap in an attempt to starve them out.

That's not a very metal way to die...

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

Rarity spends the night hoping to be noticed by 64 Kirby.

I don't really like Pewds, but this will work for the sake of the situation.

 

[Natz~]

Substitution constructs a base with LumaOkami and AEK. (Bob-omb regulars sticking together.)

Okay~

plushie your on lookout while me and kenny build it up, if you see someone comeing, warn us with your inevitable death~

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Okay~

plushie your on lookout while me and kenny build it up, if you see someone comeing, warn us with your inevitable death~

In other words hes the meat shield

 

[Natz~]

In other words hes the meat shield

when has he hasn't been?

 

[LoneKonWolf]

when has he hasn't been?

Fair point. . .

 

[Devil May Plop]

I just thought of events.

"X plopped"
"X plopped off a cliff"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

I don't care its distiurbing and for the fact you like it a bit to much makes it worse

I wanted it in because I wanted a few things involving extreme loss of sanity and absurd behavior following it, mainly. There's a few similar things (like the whole "staring into the fire." thing) I can see why it's a bit disturbing of a thought compared to most others though, so this may be the last time I use it after all.

I digress, though. Day 5

Spoiler

Mabel Pines discovers the graveyard.

Lemmy Koopa goes hunting.

Ghostface encounters a talking flower.

LumaOkami spends the day counting explosives.

MetalBro accidently steps on a landmine.

Dipper Pines tries to spear fish with a trident.

GLaDOS is pricked by thorns while picking berries.

64 Kirby ties up Gladius and forces him to watch Foodfight (Pure evil...)

Rarity punches Substitution in the face over a coconut. (I'm not sure that would hurt much.)

Subscriber Count Throws several knives at Kon and they all miss. (Well, you got lucky here, Kon.)

AEK listens to music on their phone out of boredom.

 

[Natz~]

LumaOkami spends the day counting explosives.

ya sounds about right

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

LumaOkami spends the day counting explosives.

MetalBro accidently steps on a landmine.

 

[Devil May Plop]

MetalBro accidently steps on a landmine.

RIP Metal.

64 Kirby ties up Gladius and forces him to watch Foodfight

F-F-F-Foodf-fight... N-no...
-Trembles in corner-

 

[Kneutronic]

AEK listens to music on their phone out of boredom.

Yep, sounds like something I would do.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Subscriber Count Throws several knives at Konand they all miss. (Well, you got lucky here, Kon.)

The subscriber count is theoretical thousands, millions of people right?
Holy hell. . . that is luck

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Oh wait metal died? Damn poor guy

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Fallen Tributes 5

Spoiler

2 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Klavier Gavin
District 10

MetalBro
District 8

Night 5

Spoiler

AEK recites a magic spell, temporarily turning Lemmy Koopa into a harmless little flea.

Gladius destroys Kon's supplies while he is asleep.

Substitution throws a Bob-omb at Subscriber Count, but misses. (I like how a lot of these events are tying into Bob-omb regulars.)

Dipper Pines and 64 Kirby tell stories about themselves to each other.

Rarity cooks her food before putting her fire out.

Ghostface shoots an arrow at Mabel Pines, but misses and kills LumaOkami instead. (Annnndnd that leaves just one wolf...)

GLaDOS dies from hypothermia. (...uh....yeah...)

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

Foodfight? Hmm...sounds terrible. I'll look it up

*checks google*

Yep, it's terrible lol

 

[Devil May Plop]

Ghostface shoots an arrow at Mabel Pines, but misses and kills LumaOkami instead.

Avenge your sister, Kon!

 

[Kneutronic]

GLaDOS dies from hypothermia. (...uh....yeah...)

Cold weather could short the circuits of robots... Right?

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Ghostface shoots an arrow at Mabel Pines, but misses and kills LumaOkami instead. (Annnndnd that leaves just one wolf...)

No! **** katt. . .guess its time fir my revenge

 

[Natz~]

ostface shoots an arrow at Mabel Pines, but misses and kills LumaOkami instead. (Annnndnd that leaves just one wolf...)

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

LET'S GO KON! We believe in you!
Avenge your sister and our first winner ever!

 

[Blossom ✿]

GLaDOS dies from hypothermia.

...huh?

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Cold weather could short the circuits of robots... Right?

.. I couldn't answer this seriously for certain, but I do know that machinery can be very badly damaged from being frozen. Just having super low temperatures though? I don't think that would do much....

That being said, can you guess what's next? It's the Feast!

Spoiler

The cornucopia is replenished with food, supplies, weapons, and memoirs from the tributes' families.

Lemmy Koopa takes a staff leaning against the cornucopia.

Rarity successfully shoots Subscriber Count dead. (...millions of people couldn't hit a wolf with a knife, yet a pony can take every single one of them down with a firearm...right. Riiiiight..)

64 Kirby tries to escape the arena and the RNG telepathically snaps his neck. (....No. Forget it. Not this time. .I made these events. I will not question them.)

Gladius decides not to go to The Feast.

Ghostface decides not to go to The Feast.

Mabel Pines and AEK decide to work together to get more supplies.

Dipper Pines decides not to go to The Feast.

Substitution throws a hatchet at Kon (Aw damn it. I feel bad that you couldn't avenge her....))

On another note....


...I think it's worth mentioning that this isn't the first time Substitution has killed Kon in one my sims...

 

[Devil May Plop]

I was gonna joke and say that nobody wanted revenge whenever I died, but then I remembered that both times I died were by random things of nature, so.

 

[Devil May Plop]

Substitution throws a hatchet at Kon

Ah well. Go Ken or Sub!

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

Substitution throws a hatchet at Kon (Aw damn it. I feel bad that you couldn't avenge her....))[/spoiler]

.

Aw. I'm sad now
I don't know who to root for now aside from Dipper

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Substitution throws a hatchet at Kon (Aw damn it. I feel bad that you couldn't avenge her....))

. . . crap, doomed from a stuffed toy

...I think it's worth mentioning that this isn't the first time Substitution has killed Kon in one my sims...

. . . now that you mention it i don't think so either. . . huh makes sense considering how many times hes been used as a chew toy

 

[Kneutronic]

Substitution throws a hatchet at Kon (Aw damn it. I feel bad that you couldn't avenge her....)

RIP in peace, Kon.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Now that we're low on tributes, I think I can post the images here again.

Day 6

Spoiler

Gladius spends the day counting explosives.

Ghostface receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor. (Well, it's not your signature weapon, but....)

Rarity searches for firewood.

AEK double posts on a thread and is cursed with eventual death.

Mabel Pines questions her sanity. (Not a surprise after everything else you've been through in this game.)

Dipper Pines chases Substitution.

(Okay...first he chased Kon, then he let him into his shelter, then Katt wanted to kill/eat him, now Substitution has killed Kon, and Dipper is in pursuit of him...maybe he was trying to befriend the wolves after all?)

Lemmy Koopa camouflauges himself in the bushes.

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

Never forget the bravery of Kon

 

[Devil May Plop]

Gladius spends the day counting explosives.

Oh yeah, forgot about the DMC sim.

 

[Kneutronic]

AEK double posts on a thread and is cursed with eventual death.

That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard.

 

[Kneutronic]

I mean, seriously, when do I ever double post?

... ...

Oh, wait.

 

[Natz~]

Never forget the bravery of Kon

what bravery? -3-

 

[Devil May Plop]

Never forget the bravery of Kon

Off topic, but I love Jack Black.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Huh does this make me the most mourned and lost death?

Uh thanks mates. Kind of means a lot

 

[Devil May Plop]

@K0ЯИ 0N A K0B 凶

Here you go.