Meta Hunger Games Simulator Thread, aka the Ultimate Social Summer Retreat

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

bite me then voice, since your the merc with a mouth after all

OOOOOOOOOOH! DEADPOOL JUST GOT BURNED!

-shoots Uni-

 

[Devil May Plop]

*Steals some of Uni's popcorn*

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

I sense a disturbance in the force...

KingofPhantoms has appeared! Shall we start?

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Sorry for the wait guys.

I'll be ready to start it in just a minute. I screwed something up and I have to redo the tributes, but thankfully I saved the code so that I don't have to redo the countless changes I made to the events.

 

[Natz~]

...so i guess that means i win against uni?
neat~

now time to win the hunger games

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

No, Katt! That ******* shot me in the knee!

Now, time for someone to make a Skyrim joke...

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Here we go!

The Bloodbath

Spoiler

As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.

AEM finds a canteen full of water.

AEKN runs away from the Cornucopia.

Cyn runs away from the Cornucopia.

SilverEra runs away from the Cornucopia.

Substitution runs away from the Cornucopia.

The Dark Meta Knight runs away with a lighter and some rope.

UNiK0RN retrieves a trident from inside the cornucopia.

Blossom runs away from the Cornucopia.

A10thehero grabs a backpack, not realizing it is empty.

Felix the Slayer runs away from the Cornucopia.

Almost Certainly Not Plop and Metalbro fight for a bag. Almost Certainly Not Plop gives up and retreats.

Falkoopa runs into the cornucopia and hides.

GoldenYuitiusin grabs a shovel.

LuigiMaster grabs a backpack and retreats.

Burning Mandala runs away from the Cornucopia.

Smudges runs away from the Cornucopia.

Hat 'n Clogs accidently steps on a landmine.

Lily grabs a shotgun.

LucarioDude runs away from the Cornucopia.

LumaOkami runs away from the Cornucopia.

Arrow of Light runs away from the Cornucopia.

LoneKonWolf runs away from the Cornucopia.

Frostwraith accidently steps on a landmine.

Huh, two of our first deaths are by landmine. Sorry Hat.....

....kinda funny how the supposed "King of Evil" died this early, though.

Day 1

Spoiler

Arrow of Light tries to spear fish with a trident.

UNiK0RN runs away from Burning Mandala.

Metalbro throws a knife into Smudges's chest.

Lily fishes.

A10thehero injures himself.

Substitution searches for firewood early.

SilverEra tends to Almost Certainly Not Plop's wounds.

LucarioDude and Cyn hunt for other tributes.

LoneKonWolf is forced into giving up his supplies to Felix the Slayer to survive.

LumaOkami sprains her ankle while running away from LuigiMaster.

Falkoopa and GoldenYuitiusin work together for the day.

The Dark Meta Knight sacrifices himself to the volcano.

Blossom is pricked by thorns while picking berries.

AEKN practices his archery.

AEM hunts for other tributes.

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

No, Katt! That ******* shot me in the knee!

Now, time for someone to make a Skyrim joke...

Uni used to be a great Hunger Games player like you...then he took an arrow to the knee.

 

[Natz~]

LumaOkami sprains her ankle while running away from LuigiMaster.

i ran away from lose?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Uni used to be a great Hunger Games player like you...then he took an arrow to the knee.

This guy knows his ****!

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

KingofPhantoms Well, I'm out first....frick.

Well, that means the pattern still continues with my performance. I either do really good, or really bad. I've never placed in any position between 8th-21st.

 

[Deleted member]

Why does the sim always kill me in this way?

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Well. . . looks like another one started. . . and i gave everything to felix

 

[Devil May Plop]

Almost Certainly Not Plop and Metalbro fight for a bag. Almost Certainly Not Plop gives up and retreats.

I wasn't too keen on fighting Piccolo...

SilverEra tends to Almost Certainly Not Plop's wounds.

Aww, thanks Silver~

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Fallen Tributes 1

4 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Hat 'n Clogs
District 7

Frostwraith
District 12

Smudges
District 8

The Dark Meta Knight
District 10

Night 1

Spoiler

LuigiMaster loses sight of where he is.

AEM loses sight of where he is.

Cyn is awoken by nightmares.

UNiK0RN thinks about home.

Lily and Almost Certainly Not Plop fall asleep to a Jigglypuff's singing. Jigglypuff draws on their faces.

Blossom attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful.

GoldenYuitiusin, LucarioDude, SilverEra, and Falkoopa sleep in shifts.

LoneKonWolf and A10thehero huddle for warmth.

Metalbro looks at the night sky.

LumaOkami tends to Felix the Slayer's wounds.

Substitution and Arrow of Light huddle for warmth. (This makes me picture a pony hugging a Substitute plush tightly and it's the most adorable thing.)

Burning Mandala loses sight of where he is.

AEKN thinks about winning.

Day 2

Spoiler

AEM searches for firewood early.

Lily asks Arrow of Light if there is a McDonalds nearby.

GoldenYuitiusin asks LucarioDude if there is a McDonalds nearby. (Oh, another one? Neat.)

LumaOkami steals from Felix the Slayer while he isn't looking.

LuigiMaster thinks about home.

AEKN tries to 360 no-scope Falkoopa. It fails and Falkoopa kills him. (Smooth.)

UNiK0RN sprains his ankle while running away from Metalbro.

Cyn defeats A10thehero in a fight, but spares his life.

LoneKonWolf chases SilverEra.

Blossom asks Burning Mandala if there is a McDonalds nearby. (Okay, seriously, why is everyone looking for fast food today?)

Substitution begs for Almost Certainly Not Plop to kill him. He refuses, keeping Substitution alive.

Oh how I love when custom events get used en masse.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Why does the sim always kill me in this way?

The rngod hates you

 

[Devil May Plop]

Lily and Almost Certainly Not Plop fall asleep to a Jigglypuff's singing. Jigglypuff draws on their faces.

THAT LITTLE *****! IT DREW THE NUMBER 4!

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

Lily and Almost Certainly Not Plop fall asleep to a Jigglypuff's singing. Jigglypuff draws on their faces.

Lily asks Arrow of Light if there is a McDonalds nearby.

GoldenYuitiusin asks LucarioDude if there is a McDonalds nearby. (Oh, another one? Neat.)

AEKN tries to 360 no-scope Falkoopa. It fails and Falkoopa kills him. (Smooth.)

Blossom asks Burning Mandala if there is a McDonalds nearby. (Okay, seriously, why is everyone looking for fast food today?)

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

UNiK0RN thinks about home.

-hums O Canada-

 

[LoneKonWolf]

LoneKonWolf and A10thehero huddle for warmth.

. . . never speak of it again

AEKN tries to 360 no-scope Falkoopa. It fails and Falkoopa kills him. (Smooth.)

I think you tried to hard for that blood shed ken

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Arena Event

Luigi enters the arena for his judgement. Of nothing.

Spoiler

Burning Mandala survies by doing absolutely nothing. (Please note that I was somehow careless enough to misspell "survives" and not proofread it either. When/if any of you start a rematch of this simulation later, you might want to fix the error.)

LoneKonWolf survives by doing absolutely nothing.

LuigiMaster and GoldenYuitiusin start fighting. Luigi's death stare scares them both to death. (So much for you being "LuigiMaster", heh.)

Metalbro survives by doing absolutely nothing.

A10thehero does something and dies.

Luigi throws a green fireball at Blossom.

LucarioDude and Arrow of Light start fighting. Luigi's death stare scares them both to death.

Lily survies by doing absolutely nothing.

SilverEra survies by doing absolutely nothing.

Almost Certainly Not Plop survievs by doing absolutely nothing.

Falkoopa survies by doing absolutely nothing.

Felix the Slayer survives by doing absolutely nothing.

Substitution survives by doing absolutely nothing.

AEM survives by doing absolutely nothing.

UNiK0RN survievs by doing absolutely nothing.

LumaOkami survives by doing absolutely nothing.

Luigi throws a green fireball at Cyn.

I REGRET NOTHING. LITERALLY.

 

[Natz~]

LumaOkami steals from Felix the Slayer while he isn't looking.

HEY KONNIE LOOK! I GOT YOUR STUFF~

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Stayin' alive! Stayin' alive!

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

-hums O Canada-

*singing*...Uni's home and native laaaand....

 

[Natz~]

Arena Event

Luigi enters the arena for his judgement. Of nothing.

Spoiler

Burning Mandala survies by doing absolutely nothing. (Please note that I was somehow careless enough to misspell "survives" and not proofread it either. When/if any of you start a rematch of this simulation later, you might want to fix the error.)

LoneKonWolf survives by doing absolutely nothing.

LuigiMaster and GoldenYuitiusin start fighting. Luigi's death stare scares them both to death. (So much for you being "LuigiMaster", heh.)

Metalbro survives by doing absolutely nothing.

A10thehero does something and dies.

Luigi throws a green fireball at Blossom.

LucarioDude and Arrow of Light start fighting. Luigi's death stare scares them both to death.

Lily survies by doing absolutely nothing.

SilverEra survies by doing absolutely nothing.

Almost Certainly Not Plop survievs by doing absolutely nothing.

Falkoopa survies by doing absolutely nothing.

Felix the Slayer survives by doing absolutely nothing.

Substitution survives by doing absolutely nothing.

AEM survives by doing absolutely nothing.

UNiK0RN survievs by doing absolutely nothing.

LumaOkami survives by doing absolutely nothing.

Luigi throws a green fireball at Cyn.

I REGRET NOTHING. LITERALLY.

BEST. EVENT. EVER!
hurray for laziness~

 

[LoneKonWolf]

. . . huh huray for laziness, it saves lives

*singing*...Uni's home and native laaaand....

And me and katt

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

Arena Event

Luigi enters the arena for his judgement. Of nothing.

Spoiler

Burning Mandala survies by doing absolutely nothing. (Please note that I was somehow careless enough to misspell "survives" and not proofread it either. When/if any of you start a rematch of this simulation later, you might want to fix the error.)

LoneKonWolf survives by doing absolutely nothing.

LuigiMaster and GoldenYuitiusin start fighting. Luigi's death stare scares them both to death. (So much for you being "LuigiMaster", heh.)

Metalbro survives by doing absolutely nothing.

A10thehero does something and dies.

Luigi throws a green fireball at Blossom.

LucarioDude and Arrow of Light start fighting. Luigi's death stare scares them both to death.

Lily survies by doing absolutely nothing.

SilverEra survies by doing absolutely nothing.

Almost Certainly Not Plop survievs by doing absolutely nothing.

Falkoopa survies by doing absolutely nothing.

Felix the Slayer survives by doing absolutely nothing.

Substitution survives by doing absolutely nothing.

AEM survives by doing absolutely nothing.

UNiK0RN survievs by doing absolutely nothing.

LumaOkami survives by doing absolutely nothing.

Luigi throws a green fireball at Cyn.

I REGRET NOTHING. LITERALLY.

THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST EVENT EVER!!!!!

 

[Devil May Plop]

Arena Event

Luigi enters the arena for his judgement. Of nothing.

Spoiler

Burning Mandala survies by doing absolutely nothing. (Please note that I was somehow careless enough to misspell "survives" and not proofread it either. When/if any of you start a rematch of this simulation later, you might want to fix the error.)

LoneKonWolf survives by doing absolutely nothing.

LuigiMaster and GoldenYuitiusin start fighting. Luigi's death stare scares them both to death. (So much for you being "LuigiMaster", heh.)

Metalbro survives by doing absolutely nothing.

A10thehero does something and dies.

Luigi throws a green fireball at Blossom.

LucarioDude and Arrow of Light start fighting. Luigi's death stare scares them both to death.

Lily survies by doing absolutely nothing.

SilverEra survies by doing absolutely nothing.

Almost Certainly Not Plop survievs by doing absolutely nothing.

Falkoopa survies by doing absolutely nothing.

Felix the Slayer survives by doing absolutely nothing.

Substitution survives by doing absolutely nothing.

AEM survives by doing absolutely nothing.

UNiK0RN survievs by doing absolutely nothing.

LumaOkami survives by doing absolutely nothing.

Luigi throws a green fireball at Cyn.

I REGRET NOTHING. LITERALLY.

*Too terrified to move*
...W-what happened...?

 

[KingofPhantoms]

THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST EVENT EVER!!!!!

....how many times have you said this about an event as of now?

Fallen Tributes 2

8 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

AEKN
District 5

LuigiMaster
District 6

GoldenYuitiusin
District 9

A10thehero
District 4

Blossom
District 4

LucarioDude
District 5

Arrow of Light
District 1

Cyn
District 12

Night 2

Spoiler

Lily cries herself to sleep.

Burning Mandala accidently steps on a landmine.

LumaOkami silently snaps AEM's neck.

Felix the Slayer constructs a diamond sword.

Falkoopa questions his sanity.

UNiK0RN receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.

Metalbro is awoken by nightmares.

Almost Certainly Not Plop quietly hums.

LoneKonWolf passes out from exhaustion.

SilverEra looks at the night sky.

Substitution dies from thirst. (....I don't recall plush toys ever needing water. In fact I think most stuffed animals are best kept away from water. Oh well, RNG is a cruel mistress. .

The Feast!

The cornucopia is replenished with food, supplies, weapons, and memoirs from the tributes' families.

Spoiler

Lily unkowingly eats an expired sandwich. From three years ago.

UNiK0RN throws a hatchet at Felix the Slayer

SilverEra decides not to go to The Feast.

Almost Certainly Not Plop unknowingly eats toxic berries.

LumaOkami stuffs a bundle of dry clothing into a backpack before sprinting away.

Metalbro decides not to go to The Feast.

Falkoopa throws a hatchet at LoneKonWolf

Welp. Two people died by hatchet, two others died from food that should never be eaten, for two different reasons.

If that's not your perfect idea of a feast, I don't know what to tell you!

 

[Devil May Plop]

Almost Certainly Not Plop unknowingly eats toxic berries.

I don't even like berries...

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

....how many times have you said this about an event as of now?

Eh, a few give or take. I get really excited during these events. I'm in the library right now, trying to hold back laughter and exclamations of pure joy. It's tough.

 

[Natz~]

LumaOkami silently snaps AEM's neck.

looks like its metal gear "luma" time

UNiK0RN throws a hatchet at Felix the Slayer

Hah hatchet time~
time to go axcra-

Falkoopa throws a hatchet at LoneKonWolf

...fally....

 

[LoneKonWolf]

. . . ouch, damn fal

 

[Blossom ✿]

Lily unkowingly eats an expired sandwich. From three years ago.

Man, they must have been seriously loafing around when preparing this.

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

Man, they must have been seriously loafing around when preparing this.

I see what you did there

 

[Devil May Plop]

I kinda hope that Uni and Katt make the final two only to both die somehow.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

We're getting down to it. Let's hope we don't get several days of filler this time.

Day 3

Spoiler

LumaOkami attacks UNiK0RN, but he manages to escape. (She's coming for you, Uni.....)

Falkoopa chases Metalbro.

SilverEra goes hunting.

Fallen tributes 7

7 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Burning Mandala
District 9

AEM
District 11

Substitution
District 2

Lily
District 8

Felix the Slayer
District 7

Almost Certainly Not Plop
District 10

LoneKonWolf
District 3

Night 3

Spoiler

SilverEra passes out from exhaustion.

LumaOkami defeats UNiK0RN in a fight, but spares his life. (....wait, what? You're letting him live?)

Metalbro tries to find diamonds and iron underground.

Falkoopa is unable to fall asleep. Out of boredom he watches online videos on their laptop. (Don't ask how anyone can get an Internet connection out here. Or how someone managed to sneak a laptop into this mess.)

 

[Natz~]

also...felix had a diamond sword when he got killed... guess this sim doesn't follow the weapon triangle since he got killed by an ax

 

[Natz~]

LumaOkami attacks UNiK0RN, but he manages to escape. (She's coming for you, Uni.....)

LumaOkami defeats UNiK0RN in a fight, but spares his life. (....wait, what? You're letting him live?)

simple~
hes a target sure....but i got an mod that needs to fry first

 

[Devil May Plop]

LumaOkami attacks UNiK0RN, but he manages to escape.

LumaOkami defeats UNiK0RN in a fight, but spares his life.

I CAN'T HANDLE THE SUSPENSE!