Meta Hunger Games Simulator Thread, aka the Ultimate Social Summer Retreat

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Jokes on you guys, for I shall be the first to die!

Or the number 4 could continue to haunt me like it does IRL and I'll get fourth.

Who knows with you?

You said four words.

Shut up, Wade Wilson.

Four words, four lines.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

see? thats the better spirit~
best friends in real life, rivals to the death in competition

Indeed.

Tonight, one of us will bathe on the other one's blood

 

[Kneutronic]

I vouch for more blood shed by my hands...

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Blood...

BLOOD!

BLOOD!!!

 

[Natz~]

Indeed.

Tonight, one of us will bathe on the other one's blood

then may the best psycho win

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

then may the best psycho win

-shakes her hand before breaking it-

Yes, may I win

 

[Devil May Plop]

...Did the sim start already?

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

As long as I'm not the first one out, I don't care!

Edit: Well...that didn't work out well lol

 

[Devil May Plop]

Who knows with you?

You said four words.

Shut up, Wade Wilson.

Four words, four lines.

Oh god... Four lines, each with four words...?

I-it's already starting!

 

[Natz~]

-shakes her hand before breaking it-

Yes, may I win

oh ho ho ho ho~
your going to pay for that meat bag

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Oh god... Four lines, each with four words...?

I-it's already starting!

Hahahaha!
Hahahaha!

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

oh ho ho ho ho~
your going to pay for that meat bag

Okay!

-gives her a buck, then runs away-

 

[Natz~]

Okay!

-gives her a buck, then runs away-

...

 

[Devil May Plop]

Hahahaha!
Hahahaha!

*Clutches head, trying not to lose it*

...

...Well, you never told him what to pay, to be fair...

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

*Clutches head, trying not to lose it*

You having fun, Deadpool?

Yes I am, Unikorn.

-they laugh 3 times, then another time-

 

[Natz~]

...Well, you never told him what to pay, to be fair...

well...he better not show up unless he wants me to demand more...in blood

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

well...he better not show up unless he wants me to demand more...in blood

-throws a shoe at her-

 

[Devil May Plop]

You having fun, Deadpool?

Yes I am, Unikorn.

-they both laugh 3 times, then another time-

*Chucks himself into a wall*

well...he better not show up unless he wants me to demand more...in blood

Well-

-throws a shoe at her-

*Backs away*

 

[Natz~]

-throws a shoe at her-

*catches and returns the favor with a heavy book*

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

*catches and returns the favor with a heavy book*

OW!!!

Quit whining, you baby! Facebook is awesome!

 

[Natz~]

OW!!!

Quit whining, you baby! Facebook is awesome!

HA WADE IS CORRECT!
HIGH FIVE BUDDY~
...you uh...can high five right? or are you just a voice of my imagination?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

HA WADE IS CORRECT!
HIGH FIVE BUDDY~
...you uh...can high five right? or are you just a voice of my imagination?

High five, missy! -high fives her-

You just want to see me suffer, huh?

Yes.

 

[Devil May Plop]

I see I'm not the only one losing my mind...

 

[Natz~]

High five, missy! -high fives her-

You just want to see me suffer, huh?

Yes.

WOOHOO!

I see I'm not the only one losing my mind...

meh thats a good thing

in order to survive here you need to ditch your mind and deny everyones reality except your own

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

I see I'm not the only one losing my mind...

I lost mine ages ago...until it came back with tacos!

-sighs-

 

[Natz~]

not chimichangas?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

not chimichangas?

Nope! That's why I killed it!

 

[Devil May Plop]

...The game better start soon. These two might kill each other before it even begins...

 

[Natz~]

Nope! That's why I killed it!

you killed a chimichanga?
weeeeeeeird :tired

 

[Natz~]

...The game better start soon. These two might kill each other before it even begins...

well my arm did brake

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

you killed a chimichanga?
weeeeeeeird

Shut up...

No, Katt! Don't shut up

 

[Natz~]

Shut up...

No, Katt! Don't shut up

so...in other words...YOU KILLED MEXICAN FOOD! and it change your whole life!
some killer you are wade

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

I'm really excited to see this sim. Hopefully @KingofPhantoms shows up soon.

 

[Deleted member]

I just hope i don't die by suicide yet again...

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

so...in other words...YOU KILLED MEXICAN FOOD! and it change your whole life!
some killer you are wade

SHUT UP!!!

-grabs some popcorn-

 

[Natz~]

SHUT UP!!!

-grabs some popcorn-

why?
i think its a very interesting story to place on the web
NEWS FLASH: MERC WITH A MOUTH DEADPOOL SOLELY BECAME A MERCENARY BECAUSE HE WAS CAUGHT STABBING A CHIMICHANGA!

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

why?
i think its a very interesting story to place on the web
NEWS FLASH: MERC WITH A MOUTH DEADPOOL SOLELY BECAME A MERCENARY BECAUSE HE WAS CAUGHT STABBING A CHIMICHANGA!

-bursts into laughter, choking on popcorn-

Here's a funnier one: "NEWS FLASH! DUMB GIRL MAKES HER FRIEND CHOKE TO DEATH WITH A FUNNY JOKE!"

 

[Natz~]

-bursts into laughter, choking on popcorn-

Here's a funnier one: "NEWS FLASH! DUMB GIRL MAKES HER FRIEND CHOKE TO DEATH WITH A FUNNY JOKE!"

hey makes me win the hunger games faster
plus he'll be back from his inability to stay in hell

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

hey makes me win the hunger games faster
plus he'll be back from his inability to stay in hell

You heartless *****

 

[Natz~]

You heartless *****

bite me then voice, since your the merc with a mouth after all