Meta Hunger Games Simulator Thread, aka the Ultimate Social Summer Retreat

[KingofPhantoms]

You are all going to want to kill me for this Arena Event: Probably. But hopefully not.

Spoiler

Speakers surrounding the arena blast Never Gonna Give you Up at maximum volume.

Mickey Mouse enjoys the music, but moonwalks off a cliff.

Bubbles enjoys the music, but moonwalks off a cliff. (...can't she fly?)

Mac forms a conga line with Dipper Pines, Roger Rabbit Tom Cat, and Buttercup before killing them.

Yakko and Wakko enjoys the music and dances to it.

Major Glory enjoys the music and dances to it.

Numbuh 1 enjoys the music and dances to it.

Pikachu enjoys the music, but moonwalks off a cliff.

Marvin the Martian dies listening to the song repeatedly.

Grimm enjoys the music and dances to it.

Johnny Bravo enjoys the music and dances to it. (DO THE MONKEY WITH ME!)

Mabel Pines enjoys the music and dances to it.

Blossom commits suicide before the song plays so they aren't rick'rolled to death.

Bugs Bunny commits suicide before the song plays so they aren't rick'rolled to death.

Spongebob Squarepants dies listening to the song repeatedly.

Donald Duck enjoys the music and dances to it.

Snoopy enjoys the music and dances to it.

...Well, now I'm really curious...

What was the event, KingofPhantoms ?

Classified information.

 

[Deleted member]

The event was meant for laughs. RNG did something disturbing with it.

Now i wonder how it did that.

 

[Devil May Plop]

Well that was something. Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down~

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Fallen Tributes 5

16 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Spoiler

Daffy Duck
District 2

Popeye
District 3

Courage the Cowardly Dog
District 7

Mandy
District 8

George Jetson
District 4

Mickey Mouse
District 1

Bubbles
District 10

Dipper Pines
District 11

Roger Rabbit
District 7

Tom Cat
District 3

Buttercup
District 10

Pikachu
District 5

Marvin the Martian
District 2

Blossom
District 10

Bugs Bunny
District 2

Spongebob Squarepants
District 5

Night 5

Spoiler

Grimm finds Mac sleeping, but is exhausted as well and falls, sleeping on top of Mac

Snoopy and Numbuh 1 sleep in shifts.

Yakko and Wakko receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.

Donald Duck tries to treat his infection.

Major Glory receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.

Mabel Pines and Johnny Bravo run into each other and decide to truce for the night.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Well that was something. Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down~

*kills you*

 

[Kneutronic]

Spoiler

Speakers surrounding the arena blast Never Gonna Give you Up at maximum volume.

Mickey Mouse enjoys the music, but moonwalks off a cliff.

Bubbles enjoys the music, but moonwalks off a cliff. (...can't she fly?)

Mac forms a conga line with Dipper Pines, Roger Rabbit Tom Cat, and Buttercup before killing them.

Yakko and Wakko enjoys the music and dances to it.

Major Glory enjoys the music and dances to it.

Numbuh 1 enjoys the music and dances to it.

Pikachu enjoys the music, but moonwalks off a cliff.

Marvin the Martian dies listening to the song repeatedly.

Grimm enjoys the music and dances to it.

Johnny Bravo enjoys the music and dances to it. (DO THE MONKEY WITH ME!)

Mabel Pines enjoys the music and dances to it.

Blossom commits suicide before the song plays so they aren't rick'rolled to death.

Bugs Bunny commits suicide before the song plays so they aren't rick'rolled to death.

Spongebob Squarepants dies listening to the song repeatedly.

Donald Duck enjoys the music and dances to it.

Snoopy enjoys the music and dances to it.

O. M. F. G.

I am DYING.

And nooooo, Marvin's dead...

Edit: AND TOM, TOO!

*sigh*

 

[Devil May Plop]

*kills you*

*Dead*

 

[A10theHero]

RIP Pikachu
Never gonna give you up,
never gonna let you down...

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

Dipper and Pikachu being out is tragic. I'm now rooting for Snoopy and Mabel

 

[Deleted member]

...Was it my finger event?

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Well at least snoopy is still alive

 

[Devil May Plop]

Do I want Mabel, Johnny, or Snoopy to win...or Numbah 1 if he's still alive...?

 

[KingofPhantoms]

I guess I'm not the murder target of everyone after all!

The Feast

Spoiler

The cornucopia is replenished with food, supplies, weapons, and memoirs from the tributes' families.

Mac takes a staff leaning against the cornucopia.

Grimm decides not to go to The Feast.

Major Glory decides not to go to The Feast.

Johnny Bravo snipes at The Feast from a distance, killing Snoopy and Numbuh 1 (Damn! Bravo's become a sharpshooter!)

Mabel Pines decides not to go to The Feast.

Donald Duck dies of hunger before they can get to The Feast.

Yakko and Wakko immediately eat food they didn't know they were allergic to.

....poor Snoopy....

Regardless, Bravo and Mabel are the ones I'm rooting for as of now.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Do I want Mabel, Johnny, or Snoopy to win...or Numbah 1 if he's still alive...?

MABEL!

 

[LoneKonWolf]

. . . why is it every time i want someone to win they die immediately after i say it. . .

 

[KingofPhantoms]

MABEL!

Her name is Mabel! It rhymes with table!

Day 6

Spoiler

Major Glory injures himself.

Grimm fails to capture a Jigglypuff without a pokeball and dies.

Johnny Bravo overhears Mac and Mabel Pines talking in the distance.

Short as this one is I felt there was one event that made it worth having it's own dedicated little post.

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

Let's go Mabel! You got this, gurl.

 

[Devil May Plop]

MABEL!

Alrighty, Mabel it is.

Gooooo Mabel!

 

[A10theHero]

RIP Grim

 

[Blossom ✿]

Her name is Mabel! It rhymes with table!

It also rhymes with glabel.

 

[Devil May Plop]

...Did Death just die?

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Fallen Tributes 6

5 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Snoopy
District 9

Numbuh 1
District 9

Donald Duck
District 1

Yakko and Wakko
District 4

Grimm
District 7

Night 6

Spoiler

Mabel Pines still misses her ex-wife Johnny Bravo but her aim is getting better.

Major Glory detonates a landmine while trying to arm it. he survives, but then starves.

Mac detonates a landmine while trying to arm it. he survives, but then starves.

And then there were two.

The epic final confrontation is about to begin....

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

Mabel vs. Johnny Bravo? Oh boy, this is gonna be epic!

 

[Devil May Plop]

Wow, the two I wanted to win are in the final two... Go Mabel!

 

[Kneutronic]

Donald Duck dies of hunger before they can get to The Feast.

Yakko and Wakko immediately eat food they didn't know they were allergic to.

Damn it... Welp, I don't care who wins, now.

...I should watch GF one day...

*sighs*

 

[Natz~]

Damn it... Welp, I don't care who wins, now.

...I should watch GF one day...

*sighs*

yep me and you both kenny

 

[Devil May Plop]

...I should watch GF one day...

Yes you should.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Damn it... Welp, I don't care who wins, now.

...I should watch GF one day...

*sighs*

ASAP

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Day 7: The is the kind of ending that defines "perfection".

Spoiler

Mabel Pines uses a unicorn as a minigun to blast magic at Johnny Bravo and kills him

Our 7th and final Fallen Tributes....





3 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Major Glory
District 6

Mac
District 8

Johnny Bravo
District 6

And with that.....I am very happy to announce that the winner is Mabel Pines from District 11!

The future is in the past! Onwards Aoshima!

 

[Devil May Plop]

The Stoopid Unikorn YOU DID IT! YOU HELPED MABEL WIN!

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Mabel Pines uses a unicorn as a minigun to blast magic at Johnny Bravo and kills him

She never stops with unicorns, huh?

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

Yeah Mabel!

 

[Blossom ✿]

Mabel Pines uses a unicorn as a minigun to blast magic at Johnny Bravo and kills him

Couldn't have asked for a better ending. *continues clapping*

 

[KingofPhantoms]

She never stops with unicorns, huh?

Her faith in them was restored somehow!

Maybe Bugs relentlessly murdering them in this game inspired her to give them a second chance?

Onto the Placements:

Spoiler

Mabel Pines
Winner
District 11
2 Kills

Johnny Bravo
2nd Place
District 6
3 Kills

Mac
3rd Place
District 8
1 Kill

Major Glory
4th Plac
District 6
1 Kill

Grimm
5th Place
District 7

Yakko and Wakko
6th Place
District 4

Donald Duck
7th Place
District 1

Numbuh 1
8th Place
District 9

Snoopy
9th Place
District 9
1 Kill

Spongebob Squarepants
10th Place
District 5
1 Kill

Bugs Bunny
11th Place
District 2
2 Kills

Blossom
12th Place
District 10

Marvin the Martian
13th Place
District 2

Pikachu
14th Place
District 5

Buttercup
15th Place
District 10

Tom Cat
16th Place
District 3

Roger Rabbit
17th Place
District 7
1 Kill

Dipper Pines
18th Place
District 11
2 Kills

Bubbles
19th Place
District 10
1 Kill

Mickey Mouse
20th Place
District 1

George Jetson
21st Place
District 4

Mandy
22nd Place
District 8

Courage the Cowardly Dog
23rd Place
District 7

Popeye
24th Place
District 3

Daffy Duck
25th Place
District 2

Wander
26th Place
District 11

Pinkie Pie
27th Place
District 12
1 Kill

Jerry Mouse
28th Place
District 3
1 Kill

Minnie Mouse
29th Place
District 1
1 Kill

Dexter
30th Place
District 6

Billy
31st Place
District 8

Timmy Turner
32nd Place
District 5

Yogi Bear
33rd Place
District 12

Mandark
34th Place
District 11
1 Kill Dot
35th Place
District 4

Samurai Jack
36th Place
District 6

Goofy
37th Place
District 1

Fred Flintstone
38th Place
District 4

Twilight Sparkle
39th Place
District 12

Scooby Doo
40th Place
District 3

Droopy
41st Place
District 9 C

harlie Brown
42nd Place
District 9

Ed, Edd n Eddy
43rd Place
District 7

Bloo
44th Place
District 8

Hector Con Carne
45th Place
District 10 E

lmer Fudd
46th Place
District 2

Dastardly
47th Place
District 12

Arnold
48th Place
District 5

And the summary:

Spoiler

The Bloodbath
Arnold falls into a frozen lake and drowns. (I will find it and remove it from every section of the game next time. But no promises that I won't reuse it in some form like I did this time. Hehehe...)

Day 1
Dastardly tries to throw a molotov at Charlie Brown but trips and burns himself instead.
Mandark uses a unicorn as a minigun to blast magic at Elmer Fudd and kills him

Night 1
Dipper Pines makes bad puns to lighten the mood. Hector Con Carne gets sick of it and commits suicide.
Bloo Saw a dog sleeping with a plush and died from cuteness.

Day 2
Ed, Edd n Eddy carefully avoids a landmine, only to be ambushed by Charlie Brown who gets them both killed.
Pinkie Pie throws a hatchet at Droopy
Snoopy performs some fancy fighting moves with a hatchet and kills Scooby Doo
Bugs Bunny throws a hatchet at Twilight Sparkle

Night 2
Minnie Mouse comes out of the darkness and kills Fred Flintstone with a sword.
Major Glory tells a ghost story, which frightens Goofy to death.
Jerry Mouse makes bad puns to lighten the mood. Samurai Jack gets sick of it and commits suicide.
Dot runs into Dipper Pines who shoots him before she can get a word out.
Mandark starts eating himself out of existence.

Day 3
No deaths occurred.

Night 3
Bubbles tells a ghost story, which frightens Yogi Bear to death.
Timmy Turner runs into Roger Rabbit who shoots him before he can get a word out.
Billy climbs a tree, but falls out, lands on a landmine, and is launched into a frozen lake.

Day 4
Dexter starts eating himself out of existence.
Minnie Mouse carefully avoids a landmine, only to be ambushed by Jerry Mouse who gets them both killed.
Bugs Bunny performs some fancy fighting moves with a hatchet and kills Pinkie Pie
Mabel Pines throws a hatchet at Wander

Night 4
Daffy Duck runs into Spongebob Squarepants who shoots him before he can get a word out.
Popeye starts eating himself out of existence.

Day 5
Courage the Cowardly Dog carefully avoids a landmine, only to be ambushed by Mandy who gets them both killed.
Johnny Bravo successfully shoots George Jetson dead.

Arena Event
Speakrs surrounding the arena bast Never Gonna Give you Up a maximum volume.
Mickey Mouse enjoys the music, but moonwalks off a cliff.
Bubbles enjoys the music, but moonwalks off a cliff.
Mac forms a conga line with Dipper Pines, Roger Rabbit Tom Cat, Buttercup before killing them.
Pikachu enjoys the music, but moonwalks off a cliff.
Marvin the Martian dies listening to the song repeatedly.
Blossom commits suicide before the song plays so they aren't rick'rolled to death.
Bugs Bunny commits suicide before the song plays so they aren't rick'rolled to death.
Spongebob Squarepants dies listening to the song repeatedly.

Night 5
No deaths occurred.

The Feast
Johnny Bravo snipes at The Feast from a distance, killing Snoopy and Numbuh 1
Donald Duck dies of hunger before they can get to The Feast.
Yakko and Wakko immediately eats food He didn't know He was allergic to.

Day 6
Grimm fails to capture a Jigglypuff without a pokeball and dies.

Night 6
Major Glory detonates a landmine while trying to arm it. he survives, but then starves.
Mac detonates a landmine while trying to arm it. he survives, but then starves.

Day 7
Mabel Pines uses a unicorn as a minigun to blast magic at Johnny Bravo and kills him
The winner is Mabel Pines from District 11!

 

[Devil May Plop]

NOW I remember the unicorn reference; I didn't get it at first. I'm an idiot.

What an amazing way to end!

 

[Deleted member]

Still have the code?

i have more ideas but i'll wait a bit.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Oh, and here's the sim with all the events. You may wanna check some of them as I made some errors here and there, iIncluding the one arena event I did.

http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=aWg1I97M

Have fun!

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Oh, by the way, this is one event that didn't get used in the simulation (IIRC...)

Twilight Sparkle asks Blossom if there is a McDonalds nearby.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Oh, by the way, this is one event that didn't get used in the simulation (IIRC...)

A+ for that allusion to a certain S5 episode

 

[KingofPhantoms]

A+ for that allusion to a certain S5 episode

Yep.

Also

Mabel Pines starts writing shipping fanfics about every tribute she sees near each other.