Meta Hunger Games Simulator Thread, aka the Ultimate Social Summer Retreat

[Kneutronic]

Dipper Pines makes bad puns to lighten the mood. Hector Con Carne gets sick of it and commits suicide.

Damn. They must have been horrible.

 

[Kneutronic]

Bugs Bunny throws a hatchet at Twilight Sparkle (DANG IT!)

OK, that's getting pinned up on my wall!



*ahem*

...Sorry that your best pony died, King...

 

[Devil May Plop]

I just realized that I should have suggested Hong Kong Phooey. Darn it!

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Ed, Edd n Eddy carefully avoids a landmine, only to be ambushed by Charlie Brown who gets them both killed. (Great work, ya blockhead....)

Can i ask how these 3 guys just so happen to avoid a landmind, which might as well be a miracle for them. . . though them blowing up isn't unusual

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

RIP Charles Brown...gone too soon.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Fallen Tributes 2

7 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Hector Con Carne
District 10

Bloo
District 8

Ed, Edd n Eddy
District 7

Charlie Brown
District 9

Droopy
District 9

Scooby Doo
District 3

Twilight Sparkle
District 12

Night 2

Spoiler

Minnie Mouse comes out of the darkness and kills Fred Flintstone with a sword.

Pikachu and Mabel Pines fall asleep to a Jigglypuff's singing. Jigglypuff draws on their faces.

Donald Duck cries himself to sleep.

Buttercup cries herself to sleep.

Bubbles tries to sing herself to sleep.

Pinkie Pie begs for Spongebob Squarepants to kill her. He refuses, keeping Pinkie Pie alive.

Major Glory tells a ghost story, which frightens Goofy to death.

Popeye questions his sanity.

Johnny Bravo cooks his food before putting his fire out.

Grimm cooks his food with a frying pan.

Yogi Bear receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Snoopy Saw a dog sleeping with a plush but didn't care because he's a cat person.

Dexter receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Jerry Mouse makes bad puns to lighten the mood. Samurai Jack gets sick of it and commits suicide.

Mandy Saw a dog sleeping with a plush but didn't care because she's a cat person.

Numbuh 1 starts writing shipping fanfics about every tribute he sees near each other.

Courage the Cowardly Dog and Wander fall asleep to a Jigglypuff's singing. Jigglypuff draws on their faces.

Tom Cat starts writing shipping fanfics about every tribute he sees near each other.

Marvin the Martian begs for Blossom to kill him. She refuses, keeping Marvin the Martian alive.

Daffy Duck and Yakko and Wakko sleep in shifts.

Billy starts writing shipping fanfics about every tribute he sees near each other.

Roger Rabbit cooks his food before putting his fire out.

George Jetson receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

Timmy Turner receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Mac destroys Mickey Mouse's supplies while he is asleep.

Dot runs into Dipper Pines who shoots him before she can get a word out.

Bugs Bunny questions his sanity. (You damn well should for murdering best pony.)

Mandark starts eating himself out of existence. (Yes, you're reading this correctly.)

 

[Deleted member]

Bloo Saw a dog sleeping with a plush and died from cuteness.

It made it!

Jerry Mouse sings terribly and is bribed with food by Mabel Pines to shut up.

This should be switched around

Snoopy Saw a dog sleeping with a plush but didn't care because he's a cat person.

TRAITOR!

 

[Devil May Plop]

Snoopy's a cat person?

Huh. Figured him to be the opposite...

 

[Kneutronic]

Major Glory tells a ghost story, which frightens Goofy to death.

Ok, I'll admit. I was waiting for Goofy to fall off a cliff so I can post the Goofy yell...

Mandark starts eating himself out of existence. (Yes, you're reading this correctly.) [/spoiler]

GEEZ!

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

Spoiler

Pikachu and Mabel Pines fall asleep to a Jigglypuff's singing. Jigglypuff draws on their faces.

This is literally the best event ever.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Remember folks, anything can happen in this.

RNG doesn't give half a crap about logic and rationality.


Day 3

Spoiler

Minnie Mouse sings terribly and is bribed with food by Snoopy to shut up.

Major Glory injures himself.

Yogi Bear, George Jetson, Yakko and Wakko, and Tom Cat raid Mandy's camp while she is hunting.

Marvin the Martian, Bugs Bunny, Mabel Pines, and Johnny Bravo hunt for other tributes.

Pinkie Pie still misses her ex-wife Dipper Pines but her aim is getting better.

Spongebob Squarepants injures himself.

Mac, Mickey Mouse, Daffy Duck, Jerry Mouse, and Timmy Turner hunt for other tributes.

Bubbles begs for Billy to kill her. He refuses, keeping Bubbles alive.

Wander constructs a shack.

Blossom , Popeye, Buttercup, and Roger Rabbit raid Pikachu's camp while he is hunting.

Donald Duck receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

Dexter injures himself.

Grimm receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

Courage the Cowardly Dog sings terribly and is bribed with food by Numbuh 1 to shut up.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Pikachu and Mabel Pines fall asleep to a Jigglypuff's singing. Jigglypuff draws on their faces.

You know pikachu falling victim to that is fitting

Snoopy Saw a dog sleeping with a plush but didn't care because he's a cat person.

. . . but. . . but your a dog

Mandark starts eating himself out of existence. (Yes, you're reading this correctly.)

. . . king. . . what?

 

[Blossom ✿]

Mandark starts eating himself out of existence.

What the ****?

Pinkie Pie still misses her ex-wife Dipper Pines but her aim is getting better.

This raises a lot of questions...

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

ANTHYDING CAN HADPLEN!

 

[Devil May Plop]

Ugh, I hate it when I accidently eat myself out of existence, it's SO inconvenient.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Courage the Cowardly Dog sings terribly and is bribed with food by Numbuh 1 to shut up. [/spoiler]

You know i can see this

 

[Kneutronic]

Pinkie Pie still misses her ex-wife Dipper Pines but her aim is getting better.

...But Dipper's a guy-

Remember folks, anything can happen in this.

RNG doesn't give half a crap about logic and rationality.

Oh.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

. . . king. . . what?

What the ****?

My imagination knows no limits. Especially when it comes to weird deaths.

Fallen Tributes 3

5 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Fred Flintstone
District 4

Goofy
District 1

Samurai Jack
District 6

Dot
District 4

Mandark
District 11

Night 3

Spoiler

Snoopy tells bad puns to lighten the mood. Dipper Pines and Popeye get sick of them and leave. (At least Dipper is realizing how awful his jokes are.)

Bubbles tells a ghost story, which frightens Yogi Bear to death.

Timmy Turner runs into Roger Rabbit who shoots him before he can get a word out.

Mabel Pines questions her sanity.

Daffy Duck tells bad puns to lighten the mood. Courage the Cowardly Dog and Mandy get sick of them and leave. (Yep. This seems like Daffy. Actually pretty fitting for Courage and Mandy too.)

Pinkie Pie questions her sanity.

Buttercup and Jerry Mouse sleep in shifts.

Spongebob Squarepants cooks his food before putting his fire out.

George Jetson begs for Tom Cat to kill him. He refuses, keeping George Jetson alive.

Pikachu, Yakko and Wakko, Wander, and Minnie Mouse sleep in shifts.

Dexter cooks his food before putting his fire out.

Blossom cooks her food with a frying pan.

Bugs Bunny, Grimm, and Mac discuss the games and what might happen in the morning.

Johnny Bravo starts a fire.

Major Glory stays awake all night.

Billy climbs a tree, but falls out, lands on a landmine, and is launched into a frozen lake.

Mickey Mouse is awoken by nightmares.

Marvin the Martian and Donald Duck sleep in shifts.

Numbuh 1 Saw a dog sleeping with a plush but didn't care because he's a cat person.

 

[Kneutronic]

Oh, wow, I didn't even notice that Dot died.

Damn...

 

[Devil May Plop]

Jesus, poor Billy!

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

Spoiler

Billy climbs a tree, but falls out, lands on a landmine, and is launched into a frozen lake.

..............................................................................................

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Billy climbs a tree, but falls out, lands on a landmine, and is launched into a frozen lake.

. . . ya i don't think i need to point out more that i think you went overboard

 

[Blossom ✿]

Billy climbs a tree, but falls out, lands on a landmine, and is launched into a frozen lake.

First off, physics: what are those?
Second:

Fear not. I removed it from every Day and Night events, as well as the Feast. It was only around for the Bloodbath.

YOU LIED.

 

[A10theHero]

Billy climbs a tree, but falls out, lands on a landmine, and is launched into a frozen lake.

Favorite death so far

 

[Kneutronic]

Billy climbs a tree, but falls out, lands on a landmine, and is launched into a frozen lake.

That actually sounds exactly like what a cartoon character would do after landing on a bomb.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Day 4

Spoiler

Mandy practices her archery.

This event has been removed because it is wrong on many levels. No. Don't wonder what it was or try to piece anything together. Just move on and forget that I typed anything in this paragraph.

Dexter starts eating himself out of existence.

Dipper Pines tells bad jokes to himself.

Grimm sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.

Pikachu, Daffy Duck, and Johnny Bravo hunt for other tributes.

Courage the Cowardly Dog receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

Minnie Mouse carefully avoids a landmine, only to be ambushed by Jerry Mouse who gets them both killed.

Major Glory picks flowers.

Popeye receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

George Jetson stalks Marvin the Martian.

Snoopy and Yakko and Wakko hunt for other tributes.

Bugs Bunny performs some fancy fighting moves with a hatchet and kills Pinkie Pie (Jesus, why does Bugs keep going after the ponies?)

Blossom still misses her ex-wife Roger Rabbit but her aim is getting better.

Mabel Pines throws a hatchet at Wander

Mickey Mouse receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Spongebob Squarepants tends to Mac's wounds.

Numbuh 1 receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

Tom Cat stalks Donald Duck.

. . . ya i don't think i need to point out more that i think you went overboard

As I did intentionally~

First off, physics: what are those?
Second:

YOU LIED.

As AEK noted, Cartoon physics, not reality physics here. This is a cartoon sim, after all.

Also, I meant to say that I removed the frozen lake event. Doesn't mean I that I didn't combine it with a few others.

 

[Kneutronic]

Bugs Bunny performs some fancy fighting moves with a hatchet and kills Pinkie Pie (Jesus, why does Bugs keep going after the ponies?)

They eat carrots, right?

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

I would venture to say day 4 has been one of the crazier days in this sim.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

This event has been removed because it is wrong on many levels. No. Don't wonder what it was or try to piece anything together. Just move on and forget that I typed anything in this paragraph.

As I did intentionally~

. . . ya. . . did you take anything from katt or uni? I think they made of put something in your drink for your sheer oddity and weird king

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Fallen Tributes 4

8 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Yogi Bear
District 12

Timmy Turner
District 5

Billy
District 8

Dexter
District 6

Minnie Mouse
District 1

Jerry Mouse
District 3

Pinkie Pie
District 12

Wander
District 11

Night 4

Spoiler

George Jetson receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.

Numbuh 1 Saw a dog sleeping with a plush but didn't care because he's a cat person. (Hasn't this happened once already?)

Bugs Bunny still misses his ex-wife Buttercup but his aim is getting better.

Major Glory, Johnny Bravo, Roger Rabbit, and Blossom sleep in shifts.

Daffy Duck runs into Spongebob Squarepants who shoots him before he can get a word out.

Grimm, Mickey Mouse, and Snoopy sleep in shifts.

Dipper Pines finds Pikachu sleeping, but is exhausted as well and falls, sleeping on top of Pikachu

Marvin the Martian starts a fire.

Mabel Pines loses sight of where she is.

Bubbles destroys Mac's supplies while he is asleep.

Popeye starts eating himself out of existence. (...whatever happened to spinach?)

Donald Duck is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth.

Courage the Cowardly Dog starts a fire.

Mandy defeats Tom Cat in a fight, but spares his life.

Yakko and Wakko is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth.

 

[Blossom ✿]

You have one twisted mind KoP.

Dipper Pines tells bad jokes to himself.

Dipper and bad jokes seem to go hand in hand.

 

[Natz~]

awwwww~ pika-pillow~

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Dipper Pines finds Pikachu sleeping, but is exhausted as well and falls, sleeping on top ofPikachu

Well he must make a rather good pillow. . .

 

[Kneutronic]

...Oops, wasn't paying attention.

 

[Deleted member]

This event has been removed because it is wrong on many levels. No. Don't wonder what it was or try to piece anything together. Just move on and forget that I typed anything in this paragraph.

...Why did you put it in if it's that bad?

 

[Devil May Plop]

I'm disappointed by the lack of a small loan of one million bombs, King.

Disappointed.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

. . . ya. . . did you take anything from katt or uni? I think they made of put something in your drink for your sheer oddity and weird king

Nope. The insanity is all me this time.

Day 5

Spoiler

Blossom practices her archery.

Courage the Cowardly Dog carefully avoids a landmine, only to be ambushed by Mandy who gets them both killed.

Bugs Bunny overhears Roger Rabbit and Spongebob Squarepants talking in the distance.

Johnny Bravo successfully shoots George Jetson dead.

Pikachu receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.

Buttercup practices her archery. (That makes two of the girls.)

Tom Cat receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

Major Glory receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

Donald Duck receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Bubbles overhears Numbuh 1 and Yakko and Wakko talking in the distance. (But not all three....)

Dipper Pines does nothing productive all day.

Grimm, Snoopy, Mabel Pines, Mac, and Marvin the Martian hunt for other tributes.

Mickey Mouse tries to spear fish with a trident.

...Why did you put it in if it's that bad?

The event was meant for laughs. RNG did something disturbing with it.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Nope. The insanity is all me this time.

Day 5

Spoiler

Blossom practices her archery.

Courage the Cowardly Dog carefully avoids a landmine, only to be ambushed by Mandy who gets them both killed.

Bugs Bunny overhears Roger Rabbit and Spongebob Squarepants talking in the distance.

Johnny Bravo successfully shoots George Jetson dead.

Pikachu receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.

Buttercup practices her archery. (That makes two of the girls.)

Tom Cat receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

Major Glory receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

Donald Duck receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Bubbles overhears Numbuh 1 and Yakko and Wakko talking in the distance. (But not all three....)

Dipper Pines does nothing productive all day.

Grimm, Snoopy, Mabel Pines, Mac, and Marvin the Martian hunt for other tributes.

Mickey Mouse tries to spear fish with a trident.

The event was meant for laughs. RNG did something disturbing with it.

. . . sigh

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

What was the event, KingofPhantoms ?

 

[Kneutronic]

The event was meant for laughs. RNG did something disturbing with it.

...Well, now I'm really curious...