Meta Hunger Games Simulator Thread, aka the Ultimate Social Summer Retreat

[Kneutronic]

Dipper Pines makes bad puns to lighten the mood. Hector Con Carne gets sick of it and commits suicide.

Damn. They must have been horrible.

 

[Kneutronic]

Bugs Bunny throws a hatchet at Twilight Sparkle (DANG IT!)

OK, that's getting pinned up on my wall!



*ahem*

...Sorry that your best pony died, King...

 

[Devil May Plop]

I just realized that I should have suggested Hong Kong Phooey. Darn it!

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Ed, Edd n Eddy carefully avoids a landmine, only to be ambushed by Charlie Brown who gets them both killed. (Great work, ya blockhead....)

Can i ask how these 3 guys just so happen to avoid a landmind, which might as well be a miracle for them. . . though them blowing up isn't unusual

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

RIP Charles Brown...gone too soon.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Fallen Tributes 2

7 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Hector Con Carne
District 10

Bloo
District 8

Ed, Edd n Eddy
District 7

Charlie Brown
District 9

Droopy
District 9

Scooby Doo
District 3

Twilight Sparkle
District 12

Night 2

Spoiler

 

[Deleted member]

Bloo Saw a dog sleeping with a plush and died from cuteness.

It made it!

Jerry Mouse sings terribly and is bribed with food by Mabel Pines to shut up.

This should be switched around

Snoopy Saw a dog sleeping with a plush but didn't care because he's a cat person.

TRAITOR!

 

[Devil May Plop]

Snoopy's a cat person?

Huh. Figured him to be the opposite...

 

[Kneutronic]

Major Glory tells a ghost story, which frightens Goofy to death.

Ok, I'll admit. I was waiting for Goofy to fall off a cliff so I can post the Goofy yell...

Mandark starts eating himself out of existence. (Yes, you're reading this correctly.) [/spoiler]

GEEZ!

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

Spoiler

This is literally the best event ever.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Remember folks, anything can happen in this.

RNG doesn't give half a crap about logic and rationality.


Day 3

Spoiler

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Pikachu and Mabel Pines fall asleep to a Jigglypuff's singing. Jigglypuff draws on their faces.

You know pikachu falling victim to that is fitting

Snoopy Saw a dog sleeping with a plush but didn't care because he's a cat person.

. . . but. . . but your a dog

Mandark starts eating himself out of existence. (Yes, you're reading this correctly.)

. . . king. . . what?

 

[Blossom ✿]

Mandark starts eating himself out of existence.

What the ****?

Pinkie Pie still misses her ex-wife Dipper Pines but her aim is getting better.

This raises a lot of questions...

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

ANTHYDING CAN HADPLEN!

 

[Devil May Plop]

Ugh, I hate it when I accidently eat myself out of existence, it's SO inconvenient.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Courage the Cowardly Dog sings terribly and is bribed with food by Numbuh 1 to shut up. [/spoiler]

You know i can see this

 

[Kneutronic]

Pinkie Pie still misses her ex-wife Dipper Pines but her aim is getting better.

...But Dipper's a guy-

Remember folks, anything can happen in this.

RNG doesn't give half a crap about logic and rationality.

Oh.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

. . . king. . . what?

What the ****?

My imagination knows no limits. Especially when it comes to weird deaths.

Fallen Tributes 3

5 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Fred Flintstone
District 4

Goofy
District 1

Samurai Jack
District 6

Dot
District 4

Mandark
District 11

Night 3

Spoiler

 

[Kneutronic]

Oh, wow, I didn't even notice that Dot died.

Damn...

 

[Devil May Plop]

Jesus, poor Billy!

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

Spoiler

..............................................................................................

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Billy climbs a tree, but falls out, lands on a landmine, and is launched into a frozen lake.

. . . ya i don't think i need to point out more that i think you went overboard

 

[Blossom ✿]

Billy climbs a tree, but falls out, lands on a landmine, and is launched into a frozen lake.

First off, physics: what are those?
Second:

Fear not. I removed it from every Day and Night events, as well as the Feast. It was only around for the Bloodbath.

YOU LIED.

 

[A10theHero]

Billy climbs a tree, but falls out, lands on a landmine, and is launched into a frozen lake.

Favorite death so far

 

[Kneutronic]

Billy climbs a tree, but falls out, lands on a landmine, and is launched into a frozen lake.

That actually sounds exactly like what a cartoon character would do after landing on a bomb.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Day 4

Spoiler

. . . ya i don't think i need to point out more that i think you went overboard

As I did intentionally~

First off, physics: what are those?
Second:

YOU LIED.

As AEK noted, Cartoon physics, not reality physics here. This is a cartoon sim, after all.

Also, I meant to say that I removed the frozen lake event. Doesn't mean I that I didn't combine it with a few others.

 

[Kneutronic]

Bugs Bunny performs some fancy fighting moves with a hatchet and kills Pinkie Pie (Jesus, why does Bugs keep going after the ponies?)

They eat carrots, right?

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

I would venture to say day 4 has been one of the crazier days in this sim.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

This event has been removed because it is wrong on many levels. No. Don't wonder what it was or try to piece anything together. Just move on and forget that I typed anything in this paragraph.

As I did intentionally~

. . . ya. . . did you take anything from katt or uni? I think they made of put something in your drink for your sheer oddity and weird king

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Fallen Tributes 4

8 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Yogi Bear
District 12

Timmy Turner
District 5

Billy
District 8

Dexter
District 6

Minnie Mouse
District 1

Jerry Mouse
District 3

Pinkie Pie
District 12

Wander
District 11

Night 4

Spoiler

 

[Blossom ✿]

You have one twisted mind KoP.

Dipper Pines tells bad jokes to himself.

Dipper and bad jokes seem to go hand in hand.

 

[Natz~]

awwwww~ pika-pillow~

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Dipper Pines finds Pikachu sleeping, but is exhausted as well and falls, sleeping on top ofPikachu

Well he must make a rather good pillow. . .

 

[Kneutronic]

...Oops, wasn't paying attention.

 

[Deleted member]

This event has been removed because it is wrong on many levels. No. Don't wonder what it was or try to piece anything together. Just move on and forget that I typed anything in this paragraph.

...Why did you put it in if it's that bad?

 

[Devil May Plop]

I'm disappointed by the lack of a small loan of one million bombs, King.

Disappointed.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

. . . ya. . . did you take anything from katt or uni? I think they made of put something in your drink for your sheer oddity and weird king

Nope. The insanity is all me this time.

Day 5

Spoiler

...Why did you put it in if it's that bad?

The event was meant for laughs. RNG did something disturbing with it.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Nope. The insanity is all me this time.

Day 5

Spoiler

The event was meant for laughs. RNG did something disturbing with it.

. . . sigh

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

What was the event, KingofPhantoms ?

 

[Kneutronic]

The event was meant for laughs. RNG did something disturbing with it.

...Well, now I'm really curious...