Meta Hunger Games Simulator Thread, aka the Ultimate Social Summer Retreat

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

The frozen lake is surprisingly quiet...

Maybe we're keeping the best for last?

 

[Blossom ✿]

Hercules falls into a pit and dies.

Turns out at the bottom of the pit, there's a frozen lake right around the corner.

Governor Ratcliffe begs for Evil Queen to kill him. She refuses, keeping Governor Ratcliffe alive.

Those two back to back failures must be getting to him.

 

[Kneutronic]

So the Evil Queen is the sole rep?

Bring it on, then.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

2 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Hercules
District 11

Captain Hook
District 2

Night 6

Spoiler

Pocahontas begs for Governor Ratcliffe to kill her. He refuses, keeping Pocahontas alive. (I'm starting to wonder what the heck is going on with the mindsets the Pocahontas characters are in.)

Evil Queen questions her sanity. (Well, if she started singing, I guess I can see this happening too....)

The next round is the last. Prepares yourselves for the finale.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Pocahontas begs for Governor Ratcliffe to kill her. He refuses, keeping Pocahontas alive. (I'm starting to wonder what the heck is going on with the mindsets the Pocahontas characters are in.)

Obviously, Pocahontas has him wrapped around her finger, making sure he doesn't kill her by making it too easy for his enjoyment.

 

[Mythra]

Inb4 Pocahontas and Ratcliffe perform double sudoku.

 

[Blossom ✿]

Pocahontas begs for Governor Ratcliffe to kill her. He refuses, keeping Pocahontas alive.

Ratcliffe has had the strangest chain of events. Two back to back failures, wanting to be killed, and then refusing to kill the person he tried to kill twice. At this point, I bet the frozen lake is gonna get him because of course.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Day 7

Spoiler

Pocahontas strangles Governor Ratcliffe after engaging in a fist fight. (Again....nothing either of these two characters have been doing for the past several rounds makes any sense whatsoever.

Evil Queen unknowingly eats toxic berries. (...different type of fruit, but still a karmic way to go lol)

Fallen Tributes 7

2 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Governor Ratcliffe
District 10

Evil Queen
District 1

So who is our winner this time?

Spoiler

The winner is Pocahontas from District 10!

I'm gonna go with Uni's theory on this one. She decided to be sneaky about it and she pulled it off!

I find the lack of Frozen Lake disturbing.

 

[Natz~]

...whelp no one i wanted to win damn :V but hey great thing~ showcases just how much i miss this things~ ^0^

 

[Mythra]

"Kill me plz"
"No, plz you kill me"
"No"
"Can I kill you?"
"No, can I kill you then?"
"K.... NO WAIT"

 

[Blossom ✿]

Pocahontas strangles Governor Ratcliffe after engaging in a fist fight.

That was a complete circus for Ratcliffe. It's been awhile since we've seen a descent into madness like that.

I find the lack of Frozen Lake disturbing.

I was kinda hoping for it...

 

[Kneutronic]

Pocahontas cheated death twice, begged for it once, and... She won?

She's a legend.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

I felt this round of HG was kinda anti-climatic, to be honest. But maybe that's just because no one seemed to be rooting for her in particular. The ordeals she wound up in were hilariously confusing and contradicting though.

I still had a lot of fun with this one in any case. And I think I might do some more later this week. One with more tributes, at that.

And I can't leave the extra parts out:

The Placements

Spoiler

Pocahontas
Winner
District 10
3 Kills (Yikes.)

Evil Queen
2nd Place
District 1
5 Kills (Yikes.)

Governor Ratcliffe
3rd Place
District 10

Captain Hook
4th Place
District 2
1 Kill

Hercules
5th Place
District 11
6 Kills (This makes perfect sense. Again, it's Hercules.)

Robin Hood
6th Place
District 4
4 Kills

Peter Pan
3rd Place
District 2
1 Kill

Jack Skellington
3rd Place
District 8

Prince John
4th Place
District 4

Hades
5th Place
District 11

Aurora
6th Place
District 3
1 Kill

Oogie Boogie
3rd Place
District 8
2 Kills (He got some kills so I'm content with this at least.)

Ariel
3rd Place
District 5
2 Kills

Ursula
3rd Place
District 5
1 Kill

Mulan
4th Place
District 12

Beast
5th Place
District 6

Snow White
6th Place
District 1

Jafar
3rd Place
District 7

Simba
3rd Place
District 9

Shan Yu
3rd Place
District 12

Scar
4th Place
District 9

Aladdin
5th Place
District 7

Maleficent
6th Place
District 3

Gaston
3rd Place
District 6

No one sits at the bottom of last place like Gaston.

Summary

Spoiler

The Bloodbath
No deaths occurred.

Day 1
Oogie Boogie tracks down and kills Gaston.
Captain Hook shoots a poisonous blow dart into Maleficent's neck, slowly killing her.
Evil Queen kills Aladdin for his supplies.

Night 1
Scar dies from hypothermia.
Robin Hood kills Shan Yu as he tries to run.

Day 2
Simba dies from hypothermia.
Ariel repeatedly stabs Jafar to death with sais.

Night 2
Ursula , Hercules, Oogie Boogie, and Evil Queen track down and kill Snow White.
Ariel severely injures Beast, but puts him out of his misery.

Day 3
No deaths occurred.

Arena Event
A cloud of poisonous smoke starts to fill the arena.
Aurora slowly pushes Mulan closer into the cloud until she can't resist any more.
Hercules slowly pushes Ursula closer into the cloud until she can't resist any more.
Ariel sacrifices herself so Pocahontas can get away.

Night 3
Oogie Boogie, Aurora , and Hades unsuccessfully ambush Robin Hood, Evil Queen, and Hercules, who kill them instead.
Peter Pan ambushes Prince John and kills him.

The Feast
Hercules, Evil Queen, and Jack Skellington start fighting, but Evil Queen runs away as Hercules kills Jack Skellington.
Pocahontas's trap kills Peter Pan.

Day 4
No deaths occurred.

Night 4
No deaths occurred.

Day 5
Robin Hood dies from hunger.

Night 5
Hercules falls into a pit and dies.

Day 6
Pocahontas sets Captain Hook on fire with a molotov.

Night 6
No deaths occurred.

Day 7
Pocahontas strangles Governor Ratcliffe after engaging in a fist fight.
Evil Queen unknowingly eats toxic berries.
The winner is Pocahontas from District 10!

 

[Mythra]

Winning doesn't change the fact your film is the dud of the Renaissance movies, Pocahontas.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=JfGie99n

For anyone who wants to have their own go or two at it:

I was kinda hoping for it...

Same here.

Maybe next time?

"Kill me plz"
"No, plz you kill me"
"No"
"Can I kill you?"
"No, can I kill you then?"
"K.... NO WAIT"

Freaking perfect.

 

[Natz~]

I felt this round of HG was kinda anti-climatic, to be honest. But maybe that's just because no one seemed to be rooting for her in particular. The ordeals she wound up in were hilariously confusing and contradicting though.

I still had a lot of fun with this one in any case. And I think I might do some more later this week. One with more tributes, at that.

eh less anti-climatic rather no one that was in the finale was a fan favorite :V everyones pick just kinda died so no one had anyone left to root for much

i mean when the fan favorite pick was a frozen lake ya kinda get it a bit

but ya~ very fun and good~ makes me wonder why it died for awhile :/

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

I'm thinking of doing a battle of the Links, with custom events.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

I'm thinking of doing a battle of the Links, with custom events.

YES

I'd love to see this.

 

[Natz~]

I'm thinking of doing a battle of the Links, with custom events.

define "link" like link per game, special qualities links, and/or joke links?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Any ideas for custom events? I have nothing but BotW stuff right now...

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

define "link" like link per game, special qualities links, and/or joke links?

Link per era (OoT and MM are the same, for exampke), including Warriors and the CDi games.

 

[Mythra]

Any ideas for custom events? I have nothing but BotW stuff right now...

"Paya kills Calamity Ganon with a vaccum"
"Chio breaks Link's skull with a golden piece of ****"

 

[Kneutronic]

I'm thinking of doing a battle of the Links, with custom events.

Which Link is the most handsome adept in Hunger Games?

Something I'd love to find out.

 

[Mythra]

CD-i Link gonna win because he got that kiss... for luck.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Any ideas for custom events? I have nothing but BotW stuff right now...

If it's only going to have Links as the tributes....

"(Player1) starts doing a block puzzle."

"(Player1) pushes (Player2) into a pit of lava."

"(Playe1) drowns trying to grab a Rupee."

"(Player1) steals (Player2)'s shield, only to lose them to a Like Like."

"(Player1) tries to kill (Player2) with a Light Arrow, forgetting the arrow only works on evil."

"(Player1) pushes a block on top of (Player2), killing him."

"(Player1) dies from failing to throw his own bomb."

"(Player1) gets hit on his last quarter of a heart and falls dead."

And for some non-lethal ones....

"(Player1) steals a Heart Container from (Player2)"

"(Player1) finds a weapon in Treasure Chest."

"(Player1) opens a Treasure Chest just to find a single green Rupee."

"(Player1) daydreams about Princess Zelda."

 

[Natz~]

Any ideas for custom events? I have nothing but BotW stuff right now...

link A got suffocated by collecting too many green rupees
link A saw something shiny across a chasm and jumped to reach but died from the fall
link A traveled the whole day to reach an impossible chest, when opened found a single green rupee and appropriately died from the shock
link Athought they could swim longer then 60 seconds and drowned to the bottom of (non)frozen lake
link A got hugged to death by a goron
link A tried to go inside a deku flower and got absorbed
link A jumped off a cliff to glide and realized they had a hole in their sail
link A released the BEEEES onto link B
link A dared link B to poke a cucco, they both got repeated peaked to death by hundreds
link A found a hammer and used Link B as a golfball and sent flying
link A forgot to bomb the dodongos
link A disrupted a tombstone and got mobbed by ghosts
link A created a paradox and unwrit his younger self from existence and slowly disappeared
link A hugged a redead
link A thought the like likes were to be liked
link A popped a deku nut with his eyes opened and became so blinded that they walked off a cliff

i could go on

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

Dang, I missed it yet again Screw my luck.
Still, it was fun to read through all of the events. Happy Pocahontas won too, even though I was rooting for the almighty Ursula <3

 

[Natz~]

Link per era (OoT and MM are the same, for exampke), including Warriors and the CDi games.

so NES link
Black sheep link (zelda ll)
the traveling link (alttp, oracles, and awkening)
bunny link? (alttp)
adult time link? (oot)
child time link (oot and mm)
cat eye link (ww and ph)
four links (fs and fsa i guess? i mean different eras but how would ya different them?:V)
mini link (mc)
rancher link (tp)
wolf link? (tp)
train link (st)
sky link (ss)
painting link (albw)
tower link (tfh)
skyrim link (botw)
warriors link (hw)
aaaaaand thats about it :V
thats about 14, 17 if ya addd the multiples

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

so NES link
Black sheep link (zelda ll)
the traveling link (alttp, oracles, and awkening)
bunny link? (alttp)
adult time link? (oot)
child time link (oot and mm)
cat eye link (ww and ph)
four links (fs and fsa i guess? i mean different eras but how would ya different them?:V)
mini link (mc)
rancher link (tp)
wolf link? (tp)
train link (st)
sky link (ss)
painting link (albw)
tower link (tfh)
skyrim link (botw)
warriors link (hw)
aaaaaand thats about it :V
thats about 14, 17 if ya addd the multiples

You forgot CDi Link

Might add Linkle and Dark Link to add spots

 

[Natz~]

You forgot CDi Link

Might add Linkle and Dark Link to add spots

DOH! I MISSED! >-<
crap how did i forget about that lovable face...

but anyway thats only 15, and a maybe 20, what about the other four?....i guess ya could split up the masks to goron, deku, zora, and fierce deity to make it 24

 

[Mythra]

iirc Oracle Link is now a different incarnation, different from the ALttP/Awakening Link.

EDIT: Zeldawiki still says they're the same Link, but I still have my doubts.

 

[Natz~]

oh really? i was always told that the oracles were a squeal to alltp....as in direct still continue that links story sequal ala mm and ph

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

inb4 CDi Link wins this entire thing through pure luck and jank

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Whelp damn. I missed the reboot. Ah well at least i can now be around for the rest assuming it stays in motion.

 

[Natz~]

huh actually according to the historia nes link and black sheep link (legend of zelda and zelda 2) are both the same link as well...cutting that down once again :/

and that totem link is the same as painting link as well according to nintendo of americas apparently :/

theres not as many links as one thinks there is :/

 

[Fluttershy]

The Stoopid Unikorn here's a few I can't up with
Link tries stealing an item from a shop keeper but gets killed by the shop keeper.

Link gets struck by lightning and dies

Link gets blown away from the Cyclone God from WW (optional for a death)

Link tries to fight a Lynel/guardian but dies fighting them

Link blasts himself off a cliff with bombs and dies

Link gets sent back to the capricorn by a wall master. (non lethal)

Link gets frozen by opening a false chest (non lethal)

The moon crashes and has a chance of killing characters (possible event)

 

[LoneKonWolf]

May a link starve and/or drown in the water temple

And one to fall through the sky in an upsidown stone tower temple forever falling/flying through the sky endlessly

And one getting murdered by a giant pig.

And something of death by great fairy or the thing noted as the great fairy mask.

And dying of old age to wait for the king of zoras to move

And being shot out of a cannon/flung by catapult inti hitting something.

Goodness theres a lot of terrible things we can do to these poor links just off of material alone.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

I am definitely going to keep the frozen lake, btw.

I mean, it's an actual BotW mechanic, so it fits.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

You know what time it is? It's UPDATE TIME!!!

I've successfully chosen the Links. Now, all I need to do is make those custom events. That may take time.

Spoiler: Who are you gonna root for?

Note: I know Link of Time, the four transformations of Majora's Mask and Hero's Shae are the same person, but GODDAMMIT, they too cool to ignore.

 

[Kneutronic]

If Lonk wins I will eat a shoe.