Meta Hunger Games Simulator Thread, aka the Ultimate Social Summer Retreat

[Blossom ✿]

Why is it called a Bloodbath when there's little to no blood most of the time?

Sorry for no custom events, but hey, it's been so long since we last had a simulation, so I think a standard one should be fine for getting back into it.

Seems reasonable. Besides, the frozen lake gets a chance to shine again.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Day 1

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Might show one day/night per post due to the smaller number of tributes. But if it starts going slow, I'll change that.

At least it's already picking up from it's completely blood-free start.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Prince John, Aurora , Hercules, and Jafar raid Robin Hood's camp while he is hunting.

Oh, the irony

Captain Hook shoots a poisonous blow dart into Maleficent's neck, slowly killing her.

I know she's evil, but GOD DAMN that was brutal!

 

[Blossom ✿]

Oh hey, didn't take long for the gears to start spinning.

Scar tries to sleep through the entire day.

Everyone else is doing stuff while he's being lazy.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Fallen Tributes 1

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Night 1

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[Mythra]

Gaston for the.... ****

 

[Kneutronic]

Robin Hood got robbed.

How ironic.

 

[Blossom ✿]

Scar dies from hypothermia.

Scar did jack **** in this game. He ran away and tried to sleep, how anticlimatic.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Scar did jack **** in this game. He ran away and tried to sleep, how anticlimatic.

That's because he didn't have any Mufasas to kill

 

[Mythra]

Sleeping greatly increases your chances of getting hypotermia.

Congrats Scar, you played yourself.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Day 2

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[Blossom ✿]

Simba dies from hypothermia.

I've heard of chilling out but come on now, this is pushing that idea past its limit.

Ariel repeatedly stabs Jafar to death with sais.

Can't say I expected that.

 

[Natz~]

yay~ also i had some suggestions but not sure if they would of worked....how relevant is stich again?

Simba dies from hypothermia. (....BOTH OF THEM DIED THIS WAY. WHY.)

their lions! who live in africa
they can't survive the cold :V

 

[Kneutronic]

Lions are called the kings of the jungle for a reason; don't put them in the cold.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Fallen Tributes 2

4 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Scar
District 9

Shan Yu
District 12

Simba
District 9

Jafar
District 7

Both characters from my favorite movie are dead already.

This simulator is rigged against me I swear.

Night 2

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[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Ariel is done ****ing around

 

[Kneutronic]

Who gave this mermaid legs?

She's putting in a lot of work!

 

[Blossom ✿]

Ariel severely injures Beast, but puts him out of his misery.

I don't think she's normally this brutal. Just a hunch.

Mulan screams for help.

"I'll scream loudly for help that will never come. This is a perfectly fine idea that has no chance of drawing anyone that wants to kill me."

 

[Natz~]

i've heard things get brutal at he bottom of the ocean...but geez :x

anyway~ gooooo hades!

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Peter Pan is awoken by nightmares.

"The children... they weren't able to fly..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Day 3

Spoiler

Sorry for the infrequent posts and wait time, by the way...to make up for it, I'll post an arena event that ocurred right now!

Spoiler

 

[Blossom ✿]

I'm surprised that the frozen lake has yet to claim a victim.

Ariel sacrifices herself so Pocahontas can get away. (Well, at least this indicates she wasn't totally heartless.)

Just mostly heartless.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Fallen Tributes 3

5 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Snow White
District 1

Beast
District 6

Mulan
District 12

Ursula
District 5

Ariel
District 5

Night 3

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[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Peter Pan ambushes Prince John and kills him.

Those nightmares of falling children are getting to him...

 

[Natz~]

soooooo....the fishes died to smoking

guess they couldn't be left out of the water for so long -.-

 

[Blossom ✿]

Oogie Boogie, Aurora , and Hades unsuccessfully ambush Robin Hood, Evil Queen, and Hercules, who kill them instead.

Peter Pan ambushes Prince John and kills him.

Should have had Peter teach them a thing or two ambushing people.

 

[Natz~]

Oogie Boogie, Aurora , and Hades unsuccessfully ambush Robin Hood, Evil Queen, and Hercules, who kill them instead. (Chances are you're not going to win when you're going to go up against Hercules. Hades never learns.)

damit hades!
...well it was also hercules...damn hero winning plots!

 

[KingofPhantoms]

The Feast

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Day 4

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[Natz~]

Hercules, Evil Queen, and Jack Skellington start fighting, but Evil Queen runs away as Hercules kills Jack Skellington. (...aww man.)

uuuuugh...okay then! go peter-

Pocahontas's trap kills Peter Pan.

.....can...can i just stop rooting for things...? everyone keeps dying the moment after

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

.....can...can i just stop rooting for things...? everyone keeps dying the moment after

You have great foresight.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Fallen Tributes 4

6 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Oogie Boogie
District 8

Aurora
District 3

Hades
District 11

Prince John
District 4

Jack Skellington
District 8

Peter Pan
District 2

We're getting down to it now. Not many tributes are left.

Night 4

Spoiler

Is Ratcliffe seriously starting to change? In the film he was a (historically inaccurate) greedy monster. In here he questioned his own sanity and gained sympathy for the movie's protagonist....

 

[Natz~]

You have great foresight.

fitting for a goddess of death i guess XD

Captain Hook, Robin Hood, and Evil Queen cheerfully sing songs together. (Huh, never took the Evil Queen for a "happy song" type.) [/spoiler]

dude a pirate, a theif, and a queen are the ones singing

its probably something about death, sabotage, riches, power, or rum/beer/whatever :V

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Captain Hook, Robin Hood, and Evil Queen cheerfully sing songs together. (Huh, never took the Evil Queen for a "happy song" type.)

Hunger Games can change a person...

Next thing you know, she becomes the Opera Queen

 

[Kneutronic]

Governor Ratcliffe defeats Pocahontas in a fight, but spares her life. (....wait a minute, what?)

...Uh, ok then...

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Day 5

Spoiler

 

[Blossom ✿]

Governor Ratcliffe attacks Pocahontas, but she manages to escape.

He blew two chances back to back. Incredible.

 

[Natz~]

Robin Hood dies from hunger. (Pfft....the thief somehow dies from lack of food. Granted he's supposed to be a noble thief, but still.)

aaaaaah okay yep then the song was definitely about beer then, got so drunk from the camp he passed out too hammered to eat and died in his sleep

 

[Mythra]

Pocahontas will end frozen laked.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Fallen Tributes 5

1 cannon shot can be heard in the distance.

Robin Hood
District 4

Night 5

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Day 6

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[Natz~]

Hercules falls into a pit and dies. (...are you serious right now?)

daaaamn the heros really suck this ro-

Pocahontas sets Captain Hook on fire with a molotov. (Dang, now Hook's out too...)

nevermind!