How to beat pros

[007-jake]

Yo, I don't know how important you think you are, but I'm going to tell you exactly what you've been just skipping in my past couple of posts to rant about how "all these haters just 'cause I play Link":

- Your character choice doesn't matter... yet.
- You won't be ****** anyone for quite a while.
- Talking big immediately before and immediately after your first tournament ever isn't helping, especially considering your performance at said tournament was "I lost and placed last."

Learn the game, practice, and stop getting ahead of yourself with talking about how you'd **** everyone with Link when you can't even take four stocks off of the king of your block.

I dont know how important you think you are either sir. To be honest, I could probably beat you lol. You should not judge/underestimate one by a single tournament performance. Do me a favor and stop posting on my thread

 

[007-jake]

brawl isnt a game

unless you count using it as a frisbee

totally agree.

 

[crush]

totally agree.

i agree too

 

[Pink Reaper]

I dont know how important you think you are either sir. To be honest, I could probably beat you lol. You should not judge/underestimate one by a single tournament performance. Do me a favor and stop posting on my thread

Considering you've so far effectively beaten no one ever(hence last place) im going to agree with this statement 100%

 

[crush]

I dont know how important you think you are either sir. To be honest, I could probably beat you lol. You should not judge/underestimate one by a single tournament performance. Do me a favor and stop posting on my thread

i have a feeling you told him to stop posting in this thread because you were afraid he'd metaphorically 4 stock you with his reply

just a feeling

dont exclude other children

 

[choknater]

sheesh lol

who are you

 

[crush]

sheesh lol

who are you

my name is crush

 

[crush]

i find it funny that nobody noticed im telling jake he cant play link but i have a young link icon for my melee character

 

[007-jake]

totally different characters. So how do you guys feel about playing melee after hitting the herb?

 

[Kaffei]

I dont know how important you think you are either sir. To be honest, I could probably beat you lol. You should not judge/underestimate one by a single tournament performance. Do me a favor and stop posting on my thread

I'll give you $10 if you beat Ankoku

 

[007-jake]

I'll give you $10 if you beat Ankoku

cool. If we ever meet up at a big tourney or something, i'll mm him.

 

[crush]

I find it funny a guy who just started playing is telling people who they can and can't win with.

just because im a noob doesnt mean i cant call other people noobs.

noob.

 

[crush]

cool. If we ever meet up at a big tourney or something, i'll mm him.

come to the next rom

 

[007-jake]

the next what?

 

[Pink Reaper]

How many people did you beat at that tournament you went to exactly? That tournament you got last place at I mean.

 

[crush]

the next what?

rom. want me to spell it out for you?

r. o. m.

rom

RoM

 

[007-jake]

I beat em all. every last one of em. dip****

 

[007-jake]

lol you kids are funny

 

[crush]

I beat em all. every last one of em. dipshttt

then why did you get last place and the person you lost to in the tourney got second to last place?

just a question

you have the right to remain silent

 

[007-jake]

then why did you get last place and the person you lost to in the tourney got second to last place?

just a question

you have the right to remain silent

lol what the hell are you talking about? smh

 

[crush]

lol what the hell are you talking about? smh

that tourney you entered

where you came in last

the one where you got 7th and the guy you lost to got 5th

you know what im currently speaking of at this moment in time, right?

 

[Pink Reaper]

How many people did you beat at that tournament you went to exactly? That tournament you got last place at I mean.

My question remains valid until answered.

 

[Big_R]

they are just people. practice till you dont mess things up. then start being creative and advance the metagame yourself.

go hard

 

[007-jake]

indeed i shall go hard and be the BEST! and btw, i came in like 13th, not 7th. i really dont feel like explaining who i lost to and what place they came in, because it wouldnt change your ignorance. anyway, bout to leave work so....i shall argue with you all tomorrow, night!!

 

[crush]

you could spend this time you're using to argue on the internet to practice with link instead.

you could become the next aniki

you could become the next ash ketchum

you could become the next al gore

only you can prevent forest fires

 

[The Real Gamer]

007-jake deserves the troll of the year award.

 

[Zankoku]

Wait, so... am I being sponsored for a MM?

I dont know how important you think you are either sir. To be honest, I could probably beat you lol. You should not judge/underestimate one by a single tournament performance. Do me a favor and stop posting on my thread

And yet here, you are, making a judgment call on absolutely nothing, lol. What should I judge you based on, if not a single tournament? Which, by the way, is your only one so far. How about your region? Louisiana's one of those states full of amazing players, I'm certain. I mean, it's on the East Coast, and everyone knows that automatically means that the state *****. It also features a player named Lee Martin, who's a pretty cool guy. Meanwhile, I'm stuck in a desert.

 

[The Real Gamer]

How long is it going to take all of you to realize that 007-jake is just trolling the **** out of you guys like a pro?

 

[Zankoku]

I'm still stuck in a desert.

 

[Turazrok]

Wait, so... am I being sponsored for a MM?


And yet here, you are, making a judgment call on absolutely nothing, lol. What should I judge you based on, if not a single tournament? Which, by the way, is your only one so far. How about your region? Louisiana's one of those states full of amazing players, I'm certain. I mean, it's on the East Coast, and everyone knows that automatically means that the state *****. It also features a player named Lee Martin, who's a pretty cool guy. Meanwhile, I'm stuck in a desert.

Honestly I feel insulted by the sarcasm towards LA melee skill..

 

[Zankoku]

I honestly have no idea how good Louisiana is. As far as I know, it really is pretty damn **** because it's on the east coast and it has Lee Martin, while I'm still stuck in a desert.

 

[007-jake]

Wait, so... am I being sponsored for a MM?


And yet here, you are, making a judgment call on absolutely nothing, lol. What should I judge you based on, if not a single tournament? Which, by the way, is your only one so far. How about your region? Louisiana's one of those states full of amazing players, I'm certain. I mean, it's on the East Coast, and everyone knows that automatically means that the state *****. It also features a player named Lee Martin, who's a pretty cool guy. Meanwhile, I'm stuck in a desert.

your problem is judging in the first place. You shouldnt judge one at all. I guess we should both stfu until we actually play eachother, right?

 

[007-jake]

Yo turazrok, where do y'all play at? Got a lot better and wanna practice

 

[Zankoku]

My criteria is fine - if you don't consistently win money from tournaments, you're probably bad at this game. Sorry, 90% of Smashboards.

 

[007-jake]

My criteria is fine - if you don't consistently win money from tournaments, you're probably bad at this game. Sorry, 90% of Smashboards.

lol, I really don't like you. How can I consistently win money when I got into the competitive scene about 2 weeks ago? And if you're just playing smash for "the money", that's just sad lol. May god bless you young one...

 

[Dotcom]

Jake man, I have no idea how you managed to do it. But you are the finest troll I have ever laid eyes on.

 

[007-jake]

Jake man, I have no idea how you managed to do it. But you are the finest troll I have ever laid eyes on.

ummm. dotcom man, you're...yea

 

[Dotcom]

Nahvan hats off. You've got some of the finest smashers on the planet attempting to give you solid advice. Yet you STILL manage to troll into oblivion. Forget Link, you should just troll all day.

 

[Zankoku]

lol, I really don't like you. How can I consistently win money when I got into the competitive scene about 2 weeks ago? And if you're just playing smash for "the money", that's just sad lol. May god bless you young one...

By the same token, how can you be good at Smash when you just got into the competitive scene about 2 weeks ago? Why do you dislike being bad? It's not like it actually prevents you from getting better, but I don't think it's great policy to go telling everyone how much you **** when, well... you don't.

Also I forgot that smaller tournaments don't pay out to top 8, so I guess we can extend the margin of error a bit to "be nice." If you don't consistently place "up there" in tournaments, you're probably bad. For example:
http://allisbrawl.com/event.aspx?id=685
1: Dope
this guy's pretty awesome

2: Tink
3: Jiano
4: mathos
they're pretty good too

5: Shaeden
5: Sliq
7: viperboy
7: Luladin
these guys are all kinda cool

9: JV
9: bigD
9: Rat
9: BigR
well, they kinda lost to people who were good, so yeah

13: Jeff
13: Rash
13: Anther
13: Juke
and these guys lost to people who lost to people who were good

17: Kail
17: Ankoku
17: Joel
17: Dante
17: Andy
17: Kavastiltsken
25: Dirj
and no idea who these guys are, but they're probably all terrible at the game

 

[007-jake]

so about the advice on how to beat pros? Loving it