Hey chumps,

[Avalancer]

Fox mainers = Melee-On-Cocaine
Falco mainers = C-stick Down Entire Match
Shiek mainers = C-stick Down Entire Match
Jigglypuff mainers = Pound Stalling Only
Marth mainers = Balanced Character Which Actually Takes Skill
Peach mainers = Armada Wannabes
Falcon mainers = Knee Only
Ice Climber mainers = Hipsters

 

[The Star King]

The first thing I thought was "you high bro?"

Then I looked at your location and was like "yep"

 

[Jockmaster]

Marth mains = cstick forward, if youre going to make a troll thread do it right

 

[Avalancer]

Marth mains = cstick forward, if youre going to make a troll thread do it right

okay, thanks

 

[Problem2]

Even as a joke, this is mostly incorrect.

Falco = laser laser laser laser
Sheik = grab d-throw grab d-throw

 

[Fregadero]

Dat marf bias so gud

 

[Violence]

I guess Armada's an Armada wannabe... what a scrub.

 

[TheCrimsonBlur]

Sounds about right.

Good thread.