First off, I am not a grammar nazi, but your apparent familiarity with dictionary.com has me piqued. And also, I'm hoping that we can get this thread closed for straying into a flame war, to give the OP time to make an "Official Jack for brawl thread" complete with moveset.
Of course the term "moral ambition" makes literal sense, but given the subject matter (blackAdder's light flaming of OP) it is completely nonsensical. The only moral concept here is whether or not to flame a newbie, which (if you've read no more than two SWF threads) is not much of a question. His actions neither prove he has moral ambition, nor a lack thereof.
Secondly, I really want an orange crush now, you bastige.
Thirdly, I wasn't misreading the McDonald's thing, I was mocking its nonsensical, irrelevant nature.
Finally, while you did have two clauses in the sentence, logically you were missing a third. The clauses you used, in the way you used them.
You see, when I ended the above sentence, I was left with two dependant clauses, so called because they depend on a finishing clause.
Class dismissed

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(Sry if I'm being arrogant, pedantic, or a grammar nazi. It is 3:00 here in Texas, and I'm caught between a wired brain and a tired body. Bad combination).
Edit: and now I'm going to go bang on the drive-thru window of the nearest McDonalds, screaming "Jack for Brawl" until they give me a big mac. Anyone want anything?