Hardest Challenge in Melee

[Trulinkmaster]

The hardest possible thing to acomplish in melee (one of the hardest) is to give a level 9 team of link, luigi, and falcon THREE TIMES MORE DAMAGE THAN THEY GIVE YOU. Anyone out there know of anyone with the defensive/offensive poise and accuracy to accomplish this? Even giving twice as much damage as recieved would be very impressive. Before thinking its easy try it. To prove it in a vid one must go to the damage recieved and given screen after the match.
I was gonna post this in 1 player melee board but it isnt technically one player

Oh and thanks to Magik0722 i must waste time by adding the obvious - u must give damage of at least 500

 

[Magik0722]

done i did it. Accoplished in 0 seconds. at the begining of the round i have 0 % each of them have 0%. 3 times 0% is 0%. killed self (winning was not a requirement).

 

[Trulinkmaster]

im glad u think i or anyone else cares about ur insignificant note of technicality

 

[Trulinkmaster]

Isnt an onbvious logic to assume that u must actually give them damage?

 

[Overload]

most likely impossible

 

[Vodage]

im glad u think i or anyone else cares about ur insignificant note of technicality

I care! That was epic win. He beat your challenge in zero seconds with MATH!

Now he has to make a challenge where u divide by zero

 

[S.R. XXVII]

done i did it. Accoplished in 0 seconds. at the begining of the round i have 0 % each of them have 0%. 3 times 0% is 0%. killed self (winning was not a requirement).

This guy won the whole thread.
He even made him edit his post.
Closed thread pl0x. Kthanxbai.

 

[-Big_-Blue 9]

Being Able to beat tails and sonic in teams
tails is so hard but sonic is leet hax

 

[Trulinkmaster]

Yea i think it impossible also - but if someone could give even twice as much damage I'd be impressed - maybe there is someone who's badass enough to do it - thats why im puttin it out there (nevermind the nitpicking deviation from the obvious implication of my enquiry given by Vodage and Magik)

 

[okiyama]

I care! That was epic win. He beat your challenge in zero seconds with MATH!

Now he has to make a challenge where u divide by zero

Divide by zero is simply illgogical, because 0 is not a number. A number represents a quantity of something but 0 is not a quantity, it's simply saying "no quantity of X in this place" if the quantity of nothing in the place of the single digits then it's just 0 but if it's 0 in singles and there's 1 in the tens it's 10, which represents 10 where it's saying there is 1 in the tens and 0 in the ones, not 10 in the everythings.

But a lot of people will be unsatisfied by this answer so im going to go ahead and also say a possible outcome is nullify.

Wikipedia puts it quite well why using division by 0 ruins everything about math... ever.
Assuming that
1 * 0=0
2 * 0=0
then by the law of syllogism we can assume that
1 * 0=2 * 0
divide by 0
1 * 0/0=2 * 0/0
Subractive property of equality yields
1=2...

Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Division_by_zero

dividing by 0 makes math mean nothing!

Also, the cahllenge is hard but I think we already have a topic similar to this.

 

[Grunt]

they keep dying before they get to 500%.
AND IM SPAMMING LASERS, WTF?!

EDIT:
Wow, that was easy.
1.pick fox
2. run around on the bottom of temple.
3. Grab ledge
4. wait for them all to gather
5. fall and firefox upwards diagonally
6. run to opposite end of bottom of temple
7.repeat
8.??????
9.PROFIT!

 

[Fly_Amanita]

When I saw this thread, I was hoping some random dude decided to bump a thread from 2001 or something. I'm disappointed to see somebody actually make a topic like this now, although I'm not really surprised, either. >_>

 

[Grunt]

brawl tiers are out.
WOOHOO

on a related note:
i finally realized what was stretching the page.
o.0

 

[Kiwikomix]

Hardest Challenge in Melee:
Playing Brawl

 

[Grunt]

Hardest Challenge in Melee:
Playing Brawl

**** straight.
i lose my ability to waveshine correctly after sleeping o.0
i cant imagine what would happen if i went to play brawl.

 

[Corigames]

Wait, Brawl came out? I didn't know!
*amnesia from such a horric experience with Brawl*

The hardest challenge in Melee would be to claim that another person is more manly than Falcon.

Let's try.

Ganondorf is the most awesome most... most man... mostmal... FALCON IS DA MAN!!! SHE ME YOUR MOVES!!! KNEEE!!!!!!!!!! FALLLCCOOONN PUNCCHHH!!! SOOO MOTHER ****ING MANLY!!! I WASH HE WAS MY DAD!

 

[slartibartfast42]

yeah, that's a great challenge, especially since the only way to really do it it so memorize the cpu's habits and find a cheap strategy, then hope they don't powershield you too much.

The real "hardest challenge" would be to improve your skills to become as good as M2K, PC Chris, Mango, etc.

 

[puckgood]

Why don't you make it really hard, like get three level nine bowsers up to 999 with ganondorf, without taking any damage, without items? I'd give a lot to see someone do that :-P but yeah, that sounds pretty tough without much of a reward.

 

[dudutsai]

You've made 3 threads about this same challenge that is ultimately pointless. When will you learn your challenge has no meaning?

 

[Ben Riigen]

It's harder to do that against people. CPUs are easy. I should go and try to do that.