Happy birthday, eh...dear?

[RyuReiatsu]

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Ok so... There's that girl's birthday, she was still my bestfriend about 6 months ago (lasted 4 years). And well, it's all finished now.

Long-story short, we used to be a perfect match back when we met, I didn't have any friends. She opened me up to the world, society, people. But then changed into a b****, I've stayed the nice guy I've always been. Well, worst, I had become even nicer for these past 3 years.

[Skipping many uneccessary things she's done to me.]

During these past 2 years, she's only been nice for a single month. November 2008, and she gave me quite a meaningful gift (people had never offered me anything at all, not even her) and I realized that I had nothing to do in my actual school. Because I've moved 1 hour from it, and stayed for her (there was no more friendship, and she hated me for loving her). I was about to tell her that I decided to go to a school near my house, which would ultimately mean that we wouldn't see each other, EVER. But she yelled at me, thinking I was about to whine about something. She was the most important person to me, and didn't even listen to me. ****.

And so, back to my blog entry.
In exactly one week, she's going to turn 16.
She bought me 2 things for my birthday, which cost about 40$ in total (estimation), and I simply don't know what to write in the card.

What would you write? Here are the unsuccessful results so far.

Sweet Sixteen, [her name].
This isn't a gift, just paying back my debts.
xx$ for [this], xx$ for [that].
[My name]

Happy birthday, [her name].
I'm just giving you what was yours. After all, you haven't thought anything of what you've written in your cards, have you? You've had turned me into somebody else for a while, your work was in vain.

Anyways, I'm off to my city now. GoodBye.
[My name]

If you need more information about what happened, to write something a bit more coherent, feel free to PM me about it.

You might as well just ignore this blog, it's not so important after all.

EDIT: Ok so, I went through depressions and stuffs, over these past years. Not the simple teen's stuff, she emotionally scarred me.

In any case, this is not a Gift.
I just feel "full of ****" to keep things that came from her.

 

[Falconv1.0]

The words "See you never *****" have never rang in my head so loudly.

But then again I'm a very mean person.

 

[KnnySm3]

Gift for your birthday: 40 dollars.
You ruining our friendship: Priceless.
And for everything else there's master card.

But seriously man, that sucks. =/

Are you over it?

 

[RyuReiatsu]

The words "See you never *****" have never rang in my head so loudly.

But then again I'm a very mean person.

No, no. I understand what you mean. I thought of it too. But I've passed that phase already. When we happen to cross paths, i'm not the one looking away.

Gift for your birthday: 40 dollars.
You ruining our friendship: Priceless.
And for everything else there's master card.

But seriously man, that sucks. =/

Are you over it?

You're awesome, I knew I'd get something as good as that, haha!
Well yeah, I'm over it. Kinda, I don't know.
I'm not thinking about her, but it happens from times to times that I do.
In a very nostalgic way, no more depressed stuff.

 

[finalark]

It sounds like the girl isn't a very good friend. But if you really want to give her something nice for her sixteenth birthday (even though it appears she's been... less that likable) you should get her some tickets to the movies or something to that end. That's just my two cents.

 

[RyuReiatsu]

It sounds like the girl isn't a very good friend. But if you really want to give her something nice for her sixteenth birthday (even though it appears she's been... less that likable) you should get her some tickets to the movies or something to that end. That's just my two cents.

I guess I'm gonna have to specify it in my initial post, it's just to pay back what she gave me.
I feel kind of 'dirty' or 'full of ****' if I keep things from her.

She's a horrible friend, now, yeah.
Then again, I can't really say that. She used to be the best person I've ever met in my entirely life. She's the cutest girl on EARTH, seriously. She was so popular and stuffs, yet... she'd come to me. Come at my house, ditch the whole world to spend time with me. Watching the stars, falling asleep in the same bed. Giving her glasses of milk, it was the good old times.

Now, I've just telling off my 'friends', I don't know. I'm back to my normal self.

"Hate life, hate school, hate people and you'll love yourself."
Came back automatically, some girls cried because they'd ditch me and ask me cheers when they needed. I just told 'em to "question their couple" instead of saying something like "He loves you1 Don't worry". I feel heartless.

 

[finalark]

I guess I'm gonna have to specify it in my initial post, it's just to pay back what she gave me.
I feel kind of 'dirty' or 'full of ****' if I keep things from her.

Letter number two would be my choice. It sounds more emotional and less material.

 

[RyuReiatsu]

Letter number two would be my choice. It sounds more emotional and less material.

The first one... I just didn't want to put any 'care' in it, if you know what I mean. Well, do you have any suggestion besides mines?

 

[finalark]

The first one... I just didn't want to put any 'care' in it, if you know what I mean. Well, do you have any suggestion besides mines?

Sorry, no suggestions. I've never had to deal with anything like this. So... yeah, sorry but good luck.

 

[RyuReiatsu]

Sorry, no suggestions. I've never had to deal with anything like this. So... yeah, sorry but good luck.

Well, hey. Don't apologize, Thanks.
I guess I've still got a whole week for this anyway, plus Kenny gave a crazy good one. I'm off to bed now. Nights.

 

[cookieM0Nster]

Hey, I kinda know what you mean, except it was different.

So I was pretty cool (i was too smart to be cooler than that, lol), and there was this kid. He had no friends, everyone pulled jokes on him (rocks in his food, yea, stupid stuff), and pretty much noone liked him whatsoever. So, i eventually felt bad for him, so I decided to be nice and hang out with him. Of course, he was really happy about this. After all, he never even had a friend (in his life), never had a BIRTHDAY PARTY (i kno, that sucks, right?), and he got to experience all these new things. So, we were OK friends for like a couple years. By then, people started hanging out with him, instead of making fun of them, mainly because I told them to, lol. Anyway, so then he got this HUUUUUUGE ego, thinking that he was the most smart and athletic guy in our school. THIS was not the only thing. He became very ungrateful for what I did. After all, it was because of ME that he got friends, and ME that he got a life. Basically, he was extremely annoying. So, I just never saw him again.

Not really the same thing, but whatever, lol.

I got a good one btw:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You screwed me over,
I'll get you back too!

lol, sumthin lik that! Then, give her a razor (the one for hair, not the phone), and attatch a note to it saying: A gift for your upper lip.

lol, that would be getting her back good.

 

[cookieM0Nster]

sry 4 double post.

 

[RyuReiatsu]

Hey, I kinda know what you mean, except it was different.

So I was pretty cool (i was too smart to be cooler than that, lol), and there was this kid. He had no friends, everyone pulled jokes on him (rocks in his food, yea, stupid stuff), and pretty much noone liked him whatsoever. So, i eventually felt bad for him, so I decided to be nice and hang out with him. Of course, he was really happy about this. After all, he never even had a friend (in his life), never had a BIRTHDAY PARTY (i kno, that sucks, right?), and he got to experience all these new things. So, we were OK friends for like a couple years. By then, people started hanging out with him, instead of making fun of them, mainly because I told them to, lol. Anyway, so then he got this HUUUUUUGE ego, thinking that he was the most smart and athletic guy in our school. THIS was not the only thing. He became very ungrateful for what I did. After all, it was because of ME that he got friends, and ME that he got a life. Basically, he was extremely annoying. So, I just never saw him again.

Not really the same thing, but whatever, lol.

I got a good one btw:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You screwed me over,
I'll get you back too!

lol, sumthin lik that! Then, give her a razor (the one for hair, not the phone), and attatch a note to it saying: A gift for your upper lip.

lol, that would be getting her back good.

LOL.
Oh gosh, you're method's pretty comical and extreme xD.
I like it, I'll note it somewhere. But that won't do for this one situation. I'll keep it though, might as well do it to the next girl that screws me over .

Thanks a lot.

 

[Ishiey]

Hate to be the one that's always hoping for a potential happy ending, but maybe things are not exactly as simple as they appear. I doubt that's the case here, but just sayin, make sure you didn't accidentally overlook something important.

**** sucks, I'm sorry to hear about this. My gf's best friend did something like this to her this year, sometimes people change drastically for the worse I suppose... Well, I'm assuming it's too late to end things on even an okay note, right? I'd just send her back what she gave you. With something else, preferrably a weak explosive that might disfigure her face inside. Or, skip that last bit and save yourself some jail time.

A person that does something like this to you isn't even worth trying to send a message to. I hope she gets hit in the face by a cinderblock tomorrow and realizes that she's turned into an *******.

 

[Man of Popsicle]

"Now I pocket the cash and you get stuck with the loss, aww sh*t, now you have my address."
Don't write something mean to someone on their birthday. It's better to not write anything at all. Write a small thanks for being friends and bye.

 

[RyuReiatsu]

Hate to be the one that's always hoping for a potential happy ending, but maybe things are not exactly as simple as they appear. I doubt that's the case here, but just sayin, make sure you didn't accidentally overlook something important.

**** sucks, I'm sorry to hear about this. My gf's best friend did something like this to her this year, sometimes people change drastically for the worse I suppose... Well, I'm assuming it's too late to end things on even an okay note, right? I'd just send her back what she gave you. With something else, preferrably a weak explosive that might disfigure her face inside. Or, skip that last bit and save yourself some jail time.

A person that does something like this to you isn't even worth trying to send a message to. I hope she gets hit in the face by a cinderblock tomorrow and realizes that she's turned into an *******.

Haha, I've got that website that teaches you how to make envelope explosives .
I won't do it, I'm just kidding.

I hope that she realizes that she became an A**H***, I don't want anybody else to get in my shoes.

"Now I pocket the cash and you get stuck with the loss, aww sh*t, now you have my address."
Don't write something mean to someone on their birthday. It's better to not write anything at all. Write a small thanks for being friends and bye.

Hm, true... That was my initial intentions, I guess I got a bit carried away.

 

[cookieM0Nster]

LOL.
Oh gosh, you're method's pretty comical and extreme xD.
I like it, I'll note it somewhere. But that won't do for this one situation. I'll keep it though, might as well do it to the next girl that screws me over .

Thanks a lot.

hey, no problem, lol! I can't do better than the master card one, lol!

I have lots of inside jokes, WHICH ARE really funny, but u will not get them unless u were one of my friends AT SCHOOL, which u r not, i know for sure.

 

[RyuReiatsu]

hey, no problem, lol! I can't do better than the master card one, lol!

I have lots of inside jokes, WHICH ARE really funny, but u will not get them unless u were one of my friends AT SCHOOL, which u r not, i know for sure.

I know what you mean, about inside jokes .
It's sad that they are actually INSIDE JOKES, because some of them are so hilarious.

And well, despite the fact that the mastercard was PRICELESS *pun LOL* ...
Yours was funny too .