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Fuelbi

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Soooooooo yeah this is kinda akward but someone help me on the girlfriend situation. so i like this girl and i need help on the approach (trust me i am horrible with this kind of stuff last time i tried...... didnt go so well) so yeah help me please
 
Jonkku

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1. Click here
2. Ignore the fact that it's from a Japanese course. (Like he says in the video, it works for other languages too)
3. Watch the video.
4. Watch part 2
5. ???
6. Profit!

Warning: Contains excessive language.. A lot of it.

PS. This post may or may not be completely serious.
 
Fuelbi

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FinNess said:
1. Click here
2. Ignore the fact that it's from a Japanese course. (Like he says in the video, it works for other languages too)
3. Watch the video.
4. Watch part 2
5. ???
6. Profit!

Warning: Contains excessive language.. A lot of it.

PS. This post may or may not be completely serious.
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i love the reference you made to south park there
 
Eor

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In the middle of her talking, grab her chest. You'll see if you have a chance from where it goes from there.
 
D13

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Oh god lol

The above is not recommended if you wish to form a lasting relationship, however. rofl
 
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Eor said:
In the middle of her talking, grab her chest. You'll see if you have a chance from where it goes from there.
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*reads quote*

*looks at Eor's title*

It all makes sense now...

Anyway, how uch have you talked to this girl or know her. If it isn't alot, get to know her a bit. When you think you've known her enough, go ask her out.
 
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roacherman said:
i love the reference you made to south park there
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I did..? Wasn't intended, and if it was, it wouldn't be there.

I can't stand South Park.. :urg:

Edit: No wait.. Duh! The "???? ... Profit" is from South Park. Bah, whatever. It's so overused in the internets it doesn't count :p
 
rhan

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I'm kinda like you. Shy in person but can express feelings and thoughts through words. So what I did about 3 months ago at school was make a little note with my cell number on it saying "Call or Text. I would like to get to know you". You can put your name on it. But I didn't because then that's a question that she can ask. It's a good convo-starter.

Now approching takes a lot of bravery and swag. What I did was just walk up to her, ask for her name, give her the note, and walk away. Smile and try not to look away from her because girls like confidence in a guy. So if you look at her and say all this, it will keep her attention. Speak loud enough so she can hear you but not screaming at her.

After walking away just be patient. If you did good, she'll call/text you later on in the day (If she doesn't then there is just more fish in the sea my friend).Then you can ask her questions and have her ask you questions. Keep a conversation going, make her laugh, etc. And when the conversation is dying a little, see if she'll want to hang out sometime (Try the upcomming weekend). Going to the movies is not a lame date. So if you can take her to go see something she wants to. Or maybe y'all can just go hang out at the park. Get to know each other outside of school or whatever.

Ever since I've done this I have met one amazing girl. And we've gotten to know each other well.

I <3 Young Love. ^_^
 
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rhan said:
I'm kinda like you. Shy in person but can express feelings and thoughts through words. So what I did about 3 months ago at school was make a little note with my cell number on it saying "Call or Text. I would like to get to know you". You can put your name on it. But I didn't because then that's a question that she can ask. It's a good convo-starter.

Now approching takes a lot of bravery and swag. What I did was just walk up to her, ask for her name, give her the note, and walk away. Smile and try not to look away from her because girls like confidence in a guy. So if you look at her and say all this, it will keep her attention. Speak loud enough so she can hear you but not screaming at her.

After walking away just be patient. If you did good, she'll call/text you later on in the day (If she doesn't then there is just more fish in the sea my friend).Then you can ask her questions and have her ask you questions. Keep a conversation going, make her laugh, etc. And when the conversation is dying a little, see if she'll want to hang out sometime (Try the upcomming weekend). Going to the movies is not a lame date. So if you can take her to go see something she wants to. Or maybe y'all can just go hang out at the park. Get to know each other outside of school or whatever.

Ever since I've done this I have met one amazing girl. And we've gotten to know each other well.

I <3 Young Love. ^_^
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You rock! Awesome attitude.
 
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rhan said:
I'm kinda like you. Shy in person but can express feelings and thoughts through words. So what I did about 3 months ago at school was make a little note with my cell number on it saying "Call or Text. I would like to get to know you". You can put your name on it. But I didn't because then that's a question that she can ask. It's a good convo-starter.

Now approching takes a lot of bravery and swag. What I did was just walk up to her, ask for her name, give her the note, and walk away. Smile and try not to look away from her because girls like confidence in a guy. So if you look at her and say all this, it will keep her attention. Speak loud enough so she can hear you but not screaming at her.

After walking away just be patient. If you did good, she'll call/text you later on in the day (If she doesn't then there is just more fish in the sea my friend).Then you can ask her questions and have her ask you questions. Keep a conversation going, make her laugh, etc. And when the conversation is dying a little, see if she'll want to hang out sometime (Try the upcomming weekend). Going to the movies is not a lame date. So if you can take her to go see something she wants to. Or maybe y'all can just go hang out at the park. Get to know each other outside of school or whatever.

Ever since I've done this I have met one amazing girl. And we've gotten to know each other well.

I <3 Young Love. ^_^
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.... wow.... thats some AMAZING advice!!!
go with what rhan said!! lol i second it!

and to what eor said.... i laughd extremely hard but dont do that! because that gonna REALLY slow you down(and i put that in a nice way)!! hahah
 
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