Zook
Perpetual Lazy Bum
Well, seeing as how most of my competition is going to be a bunch of 8-year-olds with all-Uber teams that don't know EVs from Eevees, I'll play their way.
Rayquaza @ Life Orb
Air Lock
EVs: 252 Atk/252 Spd/6 SpAtk
Lax Nature (+SpDef, -Def)
-Dragon Claw
-Earthquake
-Overheat
-Dragon Dance
Mewtwo @ Expert Belt
Pressure
EVs: 252 SpAtk/252 Spd/6 Hp
Gentle Nature (+Def, -SpDef)
-Thunderbolt
-Ice Beam
-Flamethrower
-Sharow Ball
Cradily @ Leftovers
Suction Cups
EVs: 154 Hp/160 Def/190 SpDef
Relaxed Nature (+Def, -Spd)
-Stealth Rock
-Toxic
-Ingrain
-Rock Slide
Deoxys LG @ Leftovers
Pressure
EVs: 152 Hp/86 Def/172 Spdef
Serious Nature
-Spikes
-Recover
-Light Screen
-Seismic Toss
Metagross @ Leftovers
Clear Body
EVs: 76 Hp/252 Atk/40 Def/112 Spd/28 SpDef
Lax Nature (+Def, -SpDef)
-Agility
-Zen Headbutt
-Earthquake
-Explosion
Shiney Tentacruel @ Leftovers
Liquid Ooze
EVs: 252 SpAtk/252 SpDef/6 Hp
Naive Nature (+ Spd, -SpDef)
-Ice Beam
-Surf
-Sludge Bomb
-Confuse Ray
I know my Natures suck, but most of these I got before I really cared about them. So, RMT!
Rayquaza @ Life Orb
Air Lock
EVs: 252 Atk/252 Spd/6 SpAtk
Lax Nature (+SpDef, -Def)
-Dragon Claw
-Earthquake
-Overheat
-Dragon Dance
Mewtwo @ Expert Belt
Pressure
EVs: 252 SpAtk/252 Spd/6 Hp
Gentle Nature (+Def, -SpDef)
-Thunderbolt
-Ice Beam
-Flamethrower
-Sharow Ball
Cradily @ Leftovers
Suction Cups
EVs: 154 Hp/160 Def/190 SpDef
Relaxed Nature (+Def, -Spd)
-Stealth Rock
-Toxic
-Ingrain
-Rock Slide
Deoxys LG @ Leftovers
Pressure
EVs: 152 Hp/86 Def/172 Spdef
Serious Nature
-Spikes
-Recover
-Light Screen
-Seismic Toss
Metagross @ Leftovers
Clear Body
EVs: 76 Hp/252 Atk/40 Def/112 Spd/28 SpDef
Lax Nature (+Def, -SpDef)
-Agility
-Zen Headbutt
-Earthquake
-Explosion
Shiney Tentacruel @ Leftovers
Liquid Ooze
EVs: 252 SpAtk/252 SpDef/6 Hp
Naive Nature (+ Spd, -SpDef)
-Ice Beam
-Surf
-Sludge Bomb
-Confuse Ray
I know my Natures suck, but most of these I got before I really cared about them. So, RMT!