Funny taunts

[gigasteve]

After reading a thread about cheating in a tournament with a blanket, I had an idea. There are other ways to cheat(not that I need to), including my idea. If you can make your opponent laugh so hard they KO themselves,...they KO themselves. One way(and the only way over wifi) is with funny taunts, such as "I **** myself". This may not sound funny at first, but just say that at random. What are some of your taunts/ideas???
(I searched this time Youko, but no threads were funny)

 

[gamer8]

Suck it! There's a topic for this.

 

[Jumpinjahosafa]

Uhh..

I dont think that'd work.

 

[2.72]

While this isn't really a funny taunt thread, there is a LOT of overlap.

You know, Youko really isn't the only one who closes threads. Gimpy was once as feared, and Mic before him. In fact, SamuraiPanda has more closed threads than Youko on the first page. He needs a catchphrase, though, to be as well recognized I liked the "I closed your thread. How badass is that?" idea so much.

 

[Kevin]

"I **** myself". That is the most totally hilariose taunt I have ever heard.

 

[DarkVision]

Does anyone actually laugh at anything so hard they leave themselves vulnerable?

 

[Firebert]

Does anyone actually laugh at anything so hard they leave themselves vulnerable?

I almost do sometimes.

 

[NDUDE]

For Snake's box taunt: AUX call, BRB

 

[Dragonbreath]

"This is a taunt. You are being taunted. You may now proceed to ***** and moan."

My three taunt combo. If I can get all three of those off in one match, it means I rock superior.

 

[Cereal Rabbit]

Making your opponent laugh so hard they KO themselves. Sounds like when Ash Ketchum was trying to get his first Saffron City Gym Badge from Sabrina when Haunter made Kadabra ROFL.

Uhm, Pikachu pulls his face and immitates something random like the anime. Because the Pokemon anime is too good.

Pikachu's Funny Face
Somewhere at 1:01

 

[Zink]

*hopes for a taunt cancel*
Taunt 1: Gunflame
Taunt 2: Romantic
Cancel 1 into 2 repeatedly, with vigor. Congratulations, you are now a pro Sol player!

 

[gigasteve]

"Captain Falcon air-***** me"
"Squeeze my lemons harder"
And Cereal Rabbit, my Kirby is WAY better→ (>'')>

 

[Super_alex2]

I didn't laugh.

 

[Jumpinjahosafa]

I really don't think a taunt is going to make me laugh...

 

[gigasteve]

That's not the point. And also, it's hard to be funny with taunts like that. It's just an example. I wanna hear how you guys cheat (I assume you'd cheat to beat me, like using Chuck Norris to play for you in a dark corner).

 

[Tom-Sawyer]

Aghh, but people will have ways to combat this dirty tactic.

As soon as a taunt appears, an assistant will turn the monitor off. He/she will then turn it back on. that way, you wont see the taunt!!!!

It's idiot proof.

 

[gigasteve]

Shoot, you're right. Maybe I could call their mom, tell her that her son/person plays to many vg's, then she will tell the opposition to turn off their "Smash Bros. thing". Then I could easily own the cpu and call it a win...or I could grab a smash ball.

 

[SirroMinus1]

i made a topic like this on my other account KiLlAmArTh72

 

[gigasteve]

Screw your other account..but seriously what do have?

 

[Smash_Gigas]

For Snake's box taunt: AUX call, BRB

LOL! I read this, turned on Melee, then KO'd myself. 10pts that was cool.

 

[SirroMinus1]

Screw your other account..but seriously what do have?

but seriously what do have? am i spose to comment on that?

 

[gigasteve]

Jk man, calm down. I made this thread to have fun. What did you put for your other account??? what are your best taunts?
Let's get back on topic before this thread is closed.

 

[SirroMinus1]

Jk man, calm down. I made this thread to have fun. Let's get back on topic before this thread is closed.

i was just a little confused thats all.

 

[gigasteve]

I thought you were ****ed off... So what's a good way to cheat.

 

[SirroMinus1]

I thought you were ****ed off... So what's a good way to cheat.

Ok... what are you talking about?

 

[gigasteve]

DID YOU NOT READ THIS THREAD!!! Or, are you implying your racist against fat people???

 

[2.72]

Ummmm ...

1) Fat people aren't a race.
2) This thread is way off topic.
3) I can't think of a way to cheat, even if I wanted to.

 

[malesretmit12]

This thread sucks giant cocker spaniels.

 

[gigasteve]

Are you serious??? "giant cocker spaniels"??? Do you say that so someone can be distracted. Fat people are a race, but if you're not one of them, you're not supposed to know.

 

[SirroMinus1]

Are you serious??? "giant cocker spaniels"??? Do you say that so someone can be distracted. Fat people are a race, but if you're not one of them, you're not supposed to know.

dude what is wrong with you.


someone please close this topic.

 

[malesretmit12]

Good god, this guy is ignorant. I rated it terribly as well...

 

[gigasteve]

So you're racist too.... You guys are geniuses. My next taunt:
"You're racist"
How could I not see this??


I'm doing this for two reasons:
1. I`m trying to stay on topic
2. I'm bored.

 

[malesretmit12]

So you're racist too.... You guys are geniuses. My next taunt:
"You're racist"
How could I not see this??


I'm doing this for two reasons:
1. I`m trying to stay on topic
2. I'm bored.

I'm guessing his comeback for everything is calling that person racist, no?

Do you even know what racism is?

 

[gigasteve]

I came to these forums to have fun. No, I rarely use racist jokes, and yes I know what racism is. You came here to pick fights, but you didn't know I was 6 foot 4. So let's Melee!!! (Not in real life you der.)

 

[malesretmit12]

I came to these forums to have fun. No, I rarely use racist jokes, and yes I know what racism is. You came here to pick fights, but you didn't know I was 6 foot 4. So let's Melee!!! (Not in real life you der.)

if making corny jokes and judgmental conclusions is your idea of fun, I'd recheck your priorities if I were you.

So, you'd think you can intimidate me through a small, fiber-optic cable, tranferring megabytes of data to a screen that projects millions of different colored squares to show your sorry attempt at being tough? i don't think so. This thread fails.

 

[gigasteve]

LoL, nice taunt. Kinda long though.

"Malesremit12 could do better"
"There's Chuck Norris!!"
"If good smashers float, you'd sink."
Like 'em??

 

[Akiak]

For Snakes box taunt: "Now is Snakes private time!"
For Ikes arm cross taunt: "Humph. No fair. Its my turn!
For Mario's take off his hat taunt: "Lice...ATTAAAACK"

 

[gigasteve]

Nice LoL, but for Mario's hat taunt how about this:
"My-a Smash Ball is gone".
And also, for Link's Navi taunt:
"Who the **** are you?"