Funny kaillera moments

[Nephiros]

K GUYZ post funny quotes or whatever from kaillera here. LET'S MAKE THIS EPIC!

I'll start with a lil' one :

* nitu joined the game's partyline!
<nitu> hey
<Nephiros> yo
<nitu> omg
<nitu> fu
<nitu> u to good
* Player 2 (nitu) dropped from the current game.
* nitu left the game's partyline.

 

[M3tr01D]

funniest thing isn't a quote just a match I played against johnny. I did some massive ledge DI and made kind of an n shape around the stage, and he still managed to run over and uair me and kill me.

Also a funny one I got unknown to say he was the worst player on the server and copied it into my sig. on egx forums

 

[JaimeHR]

The complete version of what it's on my sig xP. Please someone tell this guy how Fox's Shine works xS...

JaimeHR joined the game's partyline!
<Server> KailleraGameImpl.AutofireDetectionOn
<Server> KailleraGameImpl.AutofireCurrentSensitivity
<Server> KailleraGameImpl.GameHelp
<Server> Input Delay is: 2
<Server> type /setdelay {1 to 15}
* Leo joined the game's partyline!
* Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner : joined the game's partyline!
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> nub
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> only nubs play kirby
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> wtf is qwith the rock
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> use shorthopping dum kirby
* Player 2 (Leo) dropped from the current game.
* Leo left the game's partyline.
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> danmit
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> u use a troller
<JaimeHR> troller?
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> use a keyboard
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> controller!
<JaimeHR> oh
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> duh!
<JaimeHR> so you want me to use keyboard?
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> yeah
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> so its fair
<JaimeHR> ok wait
<JaimeHR> þ0CLOSE
* Player 3 (Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner dropped from the current game.
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> you have a handicap
<JaimeHR> þ0CLOSE
* Player 1 (JaimeHR) dropped from the current game.
<JaimeHR> hey let's try another server
<JaimeHR> or it's ok here?
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> what serv?
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> its ok here
<JaimeHR> fragbox
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> never heard of it
<JaimeHR> 64.151.85.210
<JaimeHR> that's the ip
* D.K is mad joined the game's partyline!
* D.K is mad left the game's partyline.
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> ok...
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> 5 stock makes matches too long
<JaimeHR> it wont be long
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> wtf
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> abuser
<JaimeHR> kb is good too
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> cheapass
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> u abused the wall
<JaimeHR> what should i do for not being cheap?
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> uh dont abuse pplz recovery
<JaimeHR> ok
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> how did u win
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> luigi is da best in da game
<JaimeHR> who told you that?
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> uh lol
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> He best comboer
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> hooo cares if Pika top tier
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> pika is too light
<JaimeHR> mmm you dont seem to be comboing enough
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> wtf
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> I killed all your lives
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> Im best keyboard smasher in my clan
<JaimeHR> i had 3 left
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> u cant win
<JaimeHR> why?
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> If you won then why am I the Mast3h Smash3h
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> I grabbed u
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> then u rolled
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> wtf
<JaimeHR> that grab is too slow
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> u can grab pplz while they r rolling
<JaimeHR> fox's roll is just too fast for it
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> im not playing cheater
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> u cant do that
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> ive tried it
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> it makes u explode
<JaimeHR> reflector returns back any ranged attack
* Player 2 (Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner dropped from the current game.
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> then **** you
<JaimeHR> þ0CLOSE
* Player 1 (JaimeHR) dropped from the current game.
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> cuz u cheat
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> reflector is for hitting ppl
<JaimeHR> how did i cheat?
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> not reflecting missiles
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> dun work dat way
<JaimeHR> no, it reflects attacks, it's meant to be used that way
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> no
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> It spikes
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> besides you cant reflect
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> you dunno how
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> u hafto jump first
<JaimeHR> it's called fox's reflector for some reason
* {-SSN-} blazinlink joined the game's partyline!
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> u hafto jump then reflect
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> blazin dun bother with this guy
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> hes cheap
<JaimeHR> who told you that?
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> uhhh
<{-SSN-} blazinlink> lol
<{-SSN-} blazinlink> k
* mario90 \\|*§MB*|// .iXi. joined the game's partyline!
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> lol its called AHTP
* Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner : left the game's partyline.
<JaimeHR> whatever

BEEF!

 

[Nephiros]

k wow, total win to Jaime.

 

[SmashThugZ]

oh yeah?

** in lobby**
× karmacøøkies ×> who wants to play me and get angry and leave?
× karmacøøkies ×> that seems to be the trend
John> ooh me me


** in game **
* John joined the game's partyline!
× karmacøøkies ×> ****ing aliased ******
John> huh
× karmacøøkies ×> read it
John> what you talking about
× karmacøøkies ×> you're aliased
× karmacøøkies ×> *******
John> is that the trend now too?
John> cussing at people just cause you lose
× karmacøøkies ×> who are you
John> what the freak does my name say
× karmacøøkies ×> who the **** is john?
× karmacøøkies ×> you play like metroid though
John> a smash player
× karmacøøkies ×> yeah ok "john"
× karmacøøkies ×> keep hiding
John> hiding from what
John> weirdo
× karmacøøkies ×> lol@john
* Player 2 (× karmacøøkies ×) dropped from the current game.
* × karmacøøkies × left the game's partyline.
John> þ0CLOSE
* Player 1 (John) dropped from the current game.

 

[m3gav01t]

lol. this is the reason i don't play online. some people are just ridiculous with trash talk and bull****. plus i suck at it. hard.

 

[snes101]

This happened in iiNet.

* snes101 joined the game's partyline!
* JCH joined the game's partyline!
<JCH> lets a go a
<snes101> private game sorry
<Oliver> sorry
<JCH> no im a pro
Kick
* JCH left the game's partyline.

This one isn't mine, but as far as I know Kishin isn't a member of Smashboards.

* Kishin-Kurin (N0wn, BFHS) joined the game's partyline!
* [-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-] joined the game's partyline!
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> lol xoxo
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> xoxo lol
<Kishin-Kurin (N0wn, BFHS)> hello people
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> harsh luv *****
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> doesnt Nown suck?
<Kishin-Kurin (N0wn, BFHS)> no
<Kishin-Kurin (N0wn, BFHS)> we don't
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> not asking you
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> the people i know from nown are cool
<Kishin-Kurin (N0wn, BFHS)> we 0wn
<..::|| {L}ast |||| {UnitX}::..> i dont even think he played it on n64 much..
<Kishin-Kurin (N0wn, BFHS)> heh
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> i said cool
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> not skills
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> lol
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> i dont know them much skill wise
<Kishin-Kurin (N0wn, BFHS)> I'll show you the skillz of the N0wn
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> i went against one and he sucked but others may be good
<Kishin-Kurin (N0wn, BFHS)> go then
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> o plz dont act like a bad npc from video games
<Kishin-Kurin (N0wn, BFHS)> we shall see
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> ILL SHOW YOU MY SKILLZ
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> thats ********
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> npc?
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> whats that?
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> yeah
<..::|| {L}ast |||| {UnitX}::..> no player character
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> non playable character
<Kishin-Kurin (N0wn, BFHS)> Non playable character
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> i dont get the joke then
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> lol
<..::|| {L}ast |||| {UnitX}::..> lol
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> steven = bad jokes
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> lol you suck
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> BOOOOO
<Kishin-Kurin (N0wn, BFHS)> well...
<..::|| {L}ast |||| {UnitX}::..> lol
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> unknown = suck ***
<Kishin-Kurin (N0wn, BFHS)> shall we go?
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> im sayin like
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> those pokemon games?
<..::|| {L}ast |||| {UnitX}::..> ._.
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> wow steve bad joke
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> give it up
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> jeez
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> gym leaders ZOMG Ill show you my powea!
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> booooo
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> powa!
<..::|| {L}ast |||| {UnitX}::..> rofl
<Kishin-Kurin (N0wn, BFHS)> N0wn > iXi
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> OHHHHH
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> i get it
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> lol stfu cracker
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> WTF OMG
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> lol
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> HE DID NOT JUST SAY NOWN BETTER THAN iXi
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> OMG
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> enough
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> did he?
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> yes, yes he did
<Kishin-Kurin (N0wn, BFHS)> yea I did!!!
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> yo our true g division will destroy u guys
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> riiiight
<Kishin-Kurin (N0wn, BFHS)> DEAL WITH IT!!!
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> and they SUCK
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> lol **** u
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> wowowow kishin = LAG
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> LAGLAGLALGAGLALGLALGAFAGAFGAFGAGFAGFA
<Kishin-Kurin (N0wn, BFHS)> not me bub...
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> *** A LAG BAG DAG
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> ok its not me
<..::|| {L}ast |||| {UnitX}::..> how does a lagger even be let in a clan :/
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> not steve
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> i played with last before
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> MIGHT be last but if i recall playing him
<Kishin-Kurin (N0wn, BFHS)> just shut up and go
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> he doesnt lag
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> he doesnt lag
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> so that only leave the gay 62 ping
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> lol
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> anyone with a 62 ping sucks
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> yo0u suck
<Kishin-Kurin (N0wn, BFHS)> SHUT UP AND GO!!!
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> sucks **** that is o]
<Kishin-Kurin (N0wn, BFHS)> F*** U TOO BUDDY!!!
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> lol he's kirby!
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> OMG
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> I TIMED THAT
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> lmao
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> AND I WOULDA HAD HIM
<Kishin-Kurin (N0wn, BFHS)> Omg
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> BUT U IDIOT
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> U SAVED HIM
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> LMFAO
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> OMG STEVE SUCKS
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> lol
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> 3
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> 2
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> 1
<..::|| {L}ast |||| {UnitX}::..> humps samus*
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> lmao
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> yes pika
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> eat me out
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> EAT OUT TEH SAMUS
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> lmfao
<..::|| {L}ast |||| {UnitX}::..> lmao
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> SAMUS POOS A FTW
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> lmfao
<Kishin-Kurin (N0wn, BFHS)> wtf?
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> yummy
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> haha
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> 3
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> 2
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> 1
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> i see a team battle comin on
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> eww
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> pika squash
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> haha
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> 3
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> 2
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> lol
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> 7
<Kishin-Kurin (N0wn, BFHS)> teh hell?
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> teh **** up?
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> great
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> it doesnt lag
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> when i pause
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> lol
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> ahhhhh
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> lets enjoy this
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> yay
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> *takes a deep breath*
<Kishin-Kurin (N0wn, BFHS)> just...go...
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> *embraces hisssself for le lag*
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> *slaps kishin then unpauses*
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> wtf is BFHS?
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> LMFOA
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> BLACK KIRBY
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> FTW
<Kishin-Kurin (N0wn, BFHS)> I'lltell ya in a minute
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> negro kirby
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> you know when you pause
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> u ds more often
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> your supposed to count down so people have time to get ready
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> i know
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> but its more fun like this
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> unless your trying to be a noob and break up a combo
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> lol
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> catching people off guard
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> is funner
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> ,D
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> but thenj
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> lol
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> LMFAO
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> 3
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> 8
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> 7
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> 6
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> samus had a baby!
<Kishin-Kurin (N0wn, BFHS)> LMFAO
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> A BABY PIKA
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> lmao sitting on me
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> or eat me out baby pika ,D
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> EAT DAT ****
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> yummy
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> LICK IT GOOOOD
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> LICK IT LIKE...
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> ewww a crab
<Kishin-Kurin (N0wn, BFHS)> dammit
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> yum
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> anyways
<Kishin-Kurin (N0wn, BFHS)> oh no you ****ing didn't
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> BFHS?
<Kishin-Kurin (N0wn, BFHS)> Blazing Fire Hawks
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> i wont ask
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> !
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> !
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> !
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> !
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> !
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> !
<Kishin-Kurin (N0wn, BFHS)> teh DS anyway
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> no?
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> BURN PIKA BURNNNNN
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> PSSSSSS
<Kishin-Kurin (N0wn, BFHS)> yeah
<Kishin-Kurin (N0wn, BFHS)> ds
<[-îXî-] UNKN{ØWN} [-GøÐz-]> press start
<{-[T]rue-G-}teven ïXï> u arnt playing press start
* Player 3 (Kishin-Kurin (N0wn, BFHS)) dropped from the current game.
<Kishin-Kurin (N0wn, BFHS)> iXi sux!

 

[oogally]

Neji makes my old clan look so weak. I use keyboard and I'm better than him...

 

[_kSo_]

The complete version of what it's on my sig xP. Please someone tell this guy how Fox's Shine works xS...

JaimeHR joined the game's partyline!
<Server> KailleraGameImpl.AutofireDetectionOn
<Server> KailleraGameImpl.AutofireCurrentSensitivity
<Server> KailleraGameImpl.GameHelp
<Server> Input Delay is: 2
<Server> type /setdelay {1 to 15}
* Leo joined the game's partyline!
* Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner : joined the game's partyline!
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> nub
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> only nubs play kirby
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> wtf is qwith the rock
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> use shorthopping dum kirby
* Player 2 (Leo) dropped from the current game.
* Leo left the game's partyline.
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> danmit
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> u use a troller
<JaimeHR> troller?
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> use a keyboard
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> controller!
<JaimeHR> oh
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> duh!
<JaimeHR> so you want me to use keyboard?
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> yeah
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> so its fair
<JaimeHR> ok wait
<JaimeHR> þ0CLOSE
* Player 3 (Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner dropped from the current game.
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> you have a handicap
<JaimeHR> þ0CLOSE
* Player 1 (JaimeHR) dropped from the current game.
<JaimeHR> hey let's try another server
<JaimeHR> or it's ok here?
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> what serv?
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> its ok here
<JaimeHR> fragbox
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> never heard of it
<JaimeHR> 64.151.85.210
<JaimeHR> that's the ip
* D.K is mad joined the game's partyline!
* D.K is mad left the game's partyline.
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> ok...
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> 5 stock makes matches too long
<JaimeHR> it wont be long
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> wtf
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> abuser
<JaimeHR> kb is good too
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> cheapass
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> u abused the wall
<JaimeHR> what should i do for not being cheap?
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> uh dont abuse pplz recovery
<JaimeHR> ok
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> how did u win
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> luigi is da best in da game
<JaimeHR> who told you that?
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> uh lol
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> He best comboer
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> hooo cares if Pika top tier
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> pika is too light
<JaimeHR> mmm you dont seem to be comboing enough
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> wtf
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> I killed all your lives
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> Im best keyboard smasher in my clan
<JaimeHR> i had 3 left
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> u cant win
<JaimeHR> why?
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> If you won then why am I the Mast3h Smash3h
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> I grabbed u
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> then u rolled
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> wtf
<JaimeHR> that grab is too slow
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> u can grab pplz while they r rolling
<JaimeHR> fox's roll is just too fast for it
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> im not playing cheater
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> u cant do that
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> ive tried it
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> it makes u explode
<JaimeHR> reflector returns back any missil attack
* Player 2 (Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner dropped from the current game.
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> then **** you
<JaimeHR> þ0CLOSE
* Player 1 (JaimeHR) dropped from the current game.
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> cuz u cheat
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> reflector is for hitting ppl
<JaimeHR> how did i cheat?
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> not reflecting missiles
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> dun work dat way
<JaimeHR> no, it reflects attacks, it's meant to be used that way
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> no
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> It spikes
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> besides you cant reflect
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> you dunno how
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> u hafto jump first
<JaimeHR> it's called fox's reflector for some reason
* {-SSN-} blazinlink joined the game's partyline!
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> u hafto jump then reflect
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> blazin dun bother with this guy
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> hes cheap
<JaimeHR> who told you that?
<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> uhhh
<{-SSN-} blazinlink> lol
<{-SSN-} blazinlink> k
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<Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner :> lol its called AHTP
* Neji[N0wn's best speedrunner : left the game's partyline.
<JaimeHR> whatever

BEEF!

what an idiot...lol

loved it, gave you rep

 

[M3tr01D]

awesome johnny copied my style of play

 

[SuPeRbOoM]

*me using fox*

<LJ .iXi.> wow ****ing autofire u have

 

[Zantetsu]

XD All The N0wns...

 

[M3tr01D]

when would autofire be an advantage for fox?

 

[Fefnir Cerveau]

Man, these are long.

 

[Wenbobular]

Hahaha, triple fire punch kill
Moogle was there.
And karma cursed me out for leaving
Sorry man, but my friend was there!
Friends > strangers online sadly...

 

[greenblob]

Once someone called Jiggly's utilt chain an infinite.

 

[Wenbobular]

I can imagine noobs saying that about Kirby...

 

[tigerbombz]

* <\\ TîGèrßøMßz //> joined the game's partyline!
<me> ur like isia
<<\\ TîGèrßøMßz //>> lol

 

[rokimomi]

This is basically what brawl online will be like on a one tenth scale. Even lower maybe. Prepare your combacks...

 

[M3tr01D]

the comeback is known as the boot most of the time.

 

[JaimeHR]

I guess it won't be chat on brawl and of course they'll use the Wii numbers to play against others so there's no worry about people like that with his "you have no life" quotes.

 

[Wenbobular]

How will people chat on the Wii...
Will there be like...keyboards???
Cool...

If they ever make SSBM online, I'll be forever happy...

 

[greenblob]

Kiiboards!

Well, if Wii's wifi is anything like DS', then there will be no lobbies and you'll get random matches.

 

[Moocow007]

Speaker built into controller = ???

we'll probably need a keyboard.

 

[Wenbobular]

Eww, random matches
There better be a matchmaking...
Gah, Xbox Live is so good! *Sigh*

 

[Frogles]

<{-SSN-} Black Yoshi> dam controller people
<{-SSN-} Black Yoshi> =(
<Frog> fuking keyboard b@stards
<Frog> always complaining about us controller people xO
<{-SSN-} Black Yoshi> uhhh
<{-SSN-} Black Yoshi> I was joking.. =/ don't have to get so personal
<Frog> ya i was kidding to

 

[Fabrian]

<Frog> hi
<Fabrian> hi

 

[multijack]

O kay, I didnt keep this chat but... There was this total noob, And I played my worst player and owned him, and he said, "are you this isai person?"

 

[Nephiros]

ROFL! k wow gg

 

[JaimeHR]

O kay, I didnt keep this chat but... There was this total noob, And I played my worst player and owned him, and he said, "are you this isai person?"

someone told me something like that too

 

[mooseproduce]

Kiiboards!

........._.....
..\./...|..\....
...X...|...)...
../.\...|_/....
................

 

[a]

* Ness joined the game's partyline!
<Server> Type /help for a list of Commands as of 09-21-06
* SMS Yoshi(N0wn) joined the game's partyline!
<Ness> /maxusers 2
<Server> Room's Capacity: 2 player(s)
<Ness> Sup, Play you later, k?
* SMS Yoshi(N0wn) left the game's partyline.
* PotatoPeeler joined the game's partyline!
* PotatoPeeler left the game's partyline.
* afro samurai .iXi. joined the game's partyline!
<afro samurai .iXi.> my stomach!
<afro samurai .iXi.> come on!
<Ness> 3..2..1
<afro samurai .iXi.> oh
<afro samurai .iXi.> well ur too ****ing good with ness and i hate u
<Ness> Uhm, okay?
<afro samurai .iXi.> **** off i dont like u
*Leaves*
* Player 2 (afro samurai .iXi.) dropped from the current game.
* afro samurai .iXi. left the game's partyline.
*Chatroom*
<afro samurai .iXi.> ness u suck, ur a 7 year old
<Ness> Uhm, sure..
<\\†¦S-G}Ñêjî Ñïñjåz{L-2¦†//> No
<Ness> But atleast this 7 year old owned you, correct?
<afro samurai .iXi.> stfu! ur not good
<Ness> My clan owns, it's for cool people :D
<afro samurai .iXi.> ur not cool tho
<Ness> Uh, yeah, and you're not good. Good day!

He just kept talking smack all day, telling me I suck.. then he ends up getting 3-stocked.

P.S. : Deleted chatroom parts that we'rent involved with me and him, I was only focusing on us two so I just deleted what everyone else said in the chatroom

 

[_kSo_]

*some newb enters game*
we play like 2 games (he uses falcon worse than a comp)

him: dude stop f-cking hacking
me: what? im not hacking
him: yea then how the hell are you beating me
me: well, maybe kuz im better than you
him: no, your not, i am better than everyone I know
me: that doesnt mean the people you play online are worse than you too
him: yea but how did I not kill you once?
me: im telling you, you have more training to do
him: hacker
him: i'll play you again if you stop hacking
me: dude, im telling you, i dont hack and if you don't believe me then fine
him: your jumps were really small. i cant do that. which means you were hacking.
me: umm...im not even going to respond to that
him: exactly you f-cking hacker
*leaves*

 

[multijack]

* Ness joined the game's partyline!
<Server> Type /help for a list of Commands as of 09-21-06
* SMS Yoshi(N0wn) joined the game's partyline!
<Ness> /maxusers 2
<Server> Room's Capacity: 2 player(s)
<Ness> Sup, Play you later, k?
* SMS Yoshi(N0wn) left the game's partyline.
* PotatoPeeler joined the game's partyline!
* PotatoPeeler left the game's partyline.
* afro samurai .iXi. joined the game's partyline!
<afro samurai .iXi.> my stomach!
<afro samurai .iXi.> come on!
<Ness> 3..2..1
<afro samurai .iXi.> oh
<afro samurai .iXi.> well ur too ****ing good with ness and i hate u
<Ness> Uhm, okay?
<afro samurai .iXi.> **** off i dont like u
*Leaves*
* Player 2 (afro samurai .iXi.) dropped from the current game.
* afro samurai .iXi. left the game's partyline.
*Chatroom*
<afro samurai .iXi.> ness u suck, ur a 7 year old
<Ness> Uhm, sure..
<\\†¦S-G}Ñêjî Ñïñjåz{L-2¦†//> No
<Ness> But atleast this 7 year old owned you, correct?
<afro samurai .iXi.> stfu! ur not good
<Ness> My clan owns, it's for cool people :D
<afro samurai .iXi.> ur not cool tho
<Ness> Uh, yeah, and you're not good. Good day!

He just kept talking smack all day, telling me I suck.. then he ends up getting 3-stocked.

P.S. : Deleted chatroom parts that we'rent involved with me and him, I was only focusing on us two so I just deleted what everyone else said in the chatroom

Lol look at my sexy "No" that was in there

*
*some newb enters game*
we play like 2 games (he uses falcon worse than a comp)

him: dude stop f-cking hacking
me: what? im not hacking
him: yea then how the hell are you beating me
me: well, maybe kuz im better than you
him: no, your not, i am better than everyone I know
me: that doesnt mean the people you play online are worse than you too
him: yea but how did I not kill you once?
me: im telling you, you have more training to do
him: hacker
him: i'll play you again if you stop hacking
me: dude, im telling you, i dont hack and if you don't believe me then fine
him: your jumps were really small. i cant do that. which means you were hacking.
me: umm...im not even going to respond to that
him: exactly you f-cking hacker
*leaves*

Wow, you shoulda said its a short hop, And just because your better than every one you know, Your not better than people you dont know

 

[_kSo_]

haha i would have but i was really pissed kuz i hate it when ppl call me a hacker i get really annoyed. I play starcraft too and people call me a hacker all the time kuz i have 9 rines, 2 vults and a tank before they can get anything. just kuz im better than you doesnt make me a hacker newb

 

[Wenbobular]

I heart noobs.
But doesn't everyone go through the stage when they **** all their friends in Smash? Some people just act like ******* when they finally find out they suck...
And emularena had this entirely weird chat yesterday about like...gay walruses. I think I brought it up, and it just kinda went from there...

 

[Moocow007]

para: take the unit out of ur name its offending me and i'm albino
me: no thx its my clan tag
para: im gonna ban u and sue u
me: it's just a wor*banned*

 

[SmashThugZ]

by the time you got 9 rines 2 vults and 1 tank, I would've had 2 set units of marines and medics already, with stim pack and range

 

[Fabrian]

by the time you got 9 rines 2 vults and 1 tank, I would've had 2 set units of marines and medics already, with stim pack and range

lol was that the starcraft/warcraft/ wtv conversation ?

 

[JaimeHR]

Actually Brood War, haha, funny thing is that Tank's siege mode and the 2 Vultures's land mines can own the marines along with medics. micro is just too good xP.