Funny Brawl Pics

[blazer787]

Vegeta! Whats the scouter say about your bull level!

I GOTTA CRAP

 

[Pyr0]

It started out innocently enough. . .

Link: No, Ike! If you try to play 'Through The Fire And Flames' without warming up, you'll kill yourself!

Ike: Relax, scrub. I'm not trying to play 'Through the Fire And Flames'. I never even played GHIII.

Link: Oh, good.

Ike: I'm playing "Fury Of The Storm".

Link: RUN, EVERYBODY! HE'S LOST IT!

Mario: Fury Alert! Fury Alert!

Link: Zelda! Run faster! It's the mother-#%?@!! FURY, for Fayore's sake!

Zelda: I can't! I'm in high heels!

Link: Well, turn into Sheik!

Zelda: But that move hasn't been announced yet!

Link: #$%! . . .Donkey! I'm calling in a favor!

Pit: Hurry! We'll escape to Mars, survive the fury and repopulate the earth afterwards!

Meta: . . .Don't we need a woman for that?

Pit: We need women for mating?

Snake: I'msafeinmyboxI'msafeinmyboxI'msafeinmybox. . .

Diddy: Seriously? Let me in!

Snake: Hell no! I ain't sharing a box with something that has fleas!

Sonic: Umm. . .Why are we running again?

Sonic: Is it that?

Mario: Oh dear merciful god. . .

Link: He's playing the SOLO!!!

The unstoppable awesome of Dragonforce's fastest song shakes this world to its core. The seas boil, the skies are torn apart and the earth writhes to the beat of a universe-warping amount of Extreme Power Metal.

The Fury Of The Storm arcs ever higher towards it's climax, as thunder rolls and the earth headbangs in hard-rock salute. As it reaches the very end, Mario takes a deep breath, closes his eyes and waits for electric-guitar oblivion. . .

. . .Which does not come.

Mario: . . .Guys?

Sonic: Yuh?

Mario: Are we dead?

Sonic: I dunno. (Kicks Link.)

Link: Ow! . . .Hey, I felt that! So we must still be aliOW! Stop kicking me, **** you!

Sonic: I see spiders. Spiders everywhere. Must squish.

Link: You O.D.ed again, didn't you!? OW!

Ike: Surprised to see me, fellas?

Mario: Ike! How in the hell did you not screw up the solo and destroy the universe?!

Ike: I'm not stupid enough to try and tackle the Fury on my own. It's a guitar harmony, after all.

Mario: You had a partner? Who? Who in the world could have supplied that level of mindless awesomeness?!

CF: FALCON FACEMELTER!

Captain Falcon was announced for Brawl the next day. His final smash was, of course, The Fury Of The Storm.

THE END

If you haven't heard Dragonforce play The Fury Of The Storm, do so now. Even if you don't like metal. The absolute speed at which they play will blow you to hell and back again.

You win this thread.

Game ****ing over.

 

[Shritistrang]

It's time for: The 'impersonating other characters' show!

Today's guests are: Link and Zelda as Jessie and James:

Zelda: Prepare for trouble!
Link: And make it double!

Zelda: To protect the world from devastation.

Link: To unite all people within our nation.

Zelda: To denounce the evils of truth and love.

Link: To extend our reach to the stars above.

Zelda: Jessie!

Link: James!

Zelda: Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light!

Link: Surrender now or prepare to fight!

Meowth: Meowth, that's right!

....

Now it's your turn!

 

[Superstarmario]

Ugh. Painful win. But win nonetheless.

 

[lookatthatbaconsizzle]

The one above was awesome, and so was the Dragon Force one. OMG!

 

[X-x-Dyce-x-X]

^^^^
{starts a slow clap}

Clap... clap... clap...
clap.. clap.. clap...
clap clap clap clap clap clapclapclapclapclapclapclapclap!!!

I love a beautifully executed routine in the form of Dojo update pictures.

 

[Superstarmario]

This thread is funny again. Please, more over nine thousand spoofs.

Heck I'd take another over nine thousand. Just no more Snake **** Ike jokes.

 

[Tonic_Sonic]

 

[Tonic_Sonic]

 

[lookatthatbaconsizzle]

Awesome. Purely.

 

[Al Calnos]

Ok, first creepy Luigi, now creepy Mario? Lets just stick to Brawl screenshots...

 

[X-x-Dyce-x-X]

I wish I could see the second half of that comic. I just don't get the joke now.

 

[Tonic_Sonic]

I wish I could see the second half of that comic. I just don't get the joke now.

Which comic?

 

[X-x-Dyce-x-X]

The Mario one. The one with Boo.

But nevermind. I see it now. Funny.

 

[Dojo999]

Ike: *muffled sounds*
Mario: Snake, what are you doing?
Snake: Huh? I'm rapeing him... I hear the best characters ****...
Mario: Not in that way snake...

Link: Fox, How many times has that joke been used?

Fox: It's, OVER 9,000 !

Link: And when did it get old?

Fox: It's, OVER TWO MONths AGO!

Ike: It's a **** shame.

 

[Dojo999]

Good post Shritistrang, I'll be sure to tr try that tomorrow.

 

[Hejiru]

It's time for: The 'impersonating other characters' show!

Today's guests are: Link and Zelda as Jessie and James:

Zelda: Prepare for trouble!
Link: And make it double!

Zelda: To protect the world from devastation.

Link: To unite all people within our nation.

Zelda: To denounce the evils of truth and love.

Link: To extend our reach to the stars above.

Zelda: Jessie!

Link: James!

Zelda: Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light!

Link: Surrender now or prepare to fight!

Meowth: Meowth, that's right!

Awesome win.

 

[Xzax Kasrani]

Awesome win.

lol thats funny

 

[Sanjuinuthus]

**** JOKES ARE FUNNY!

I liked the Team rocket one.

 

[Ridley FTB!!!]

Meta-Knight: HAHA! How does THAT feel? Feels good I bet...
Ike: Ok, enough with the ******, I'm getting tired of it.
Snake: ...did someone say ****?
Meta-Knight: Yeah, Ike McRape here!
Snake: Oh...I'm up for another round, you MK?
Meta-Knight: I'll get the lotion, you get the broken glass
Ike: I'd rather be Garbage Tier...
Gimpyfish: TOO LATE!!!!!

Lol nice end m8

 

[Eternalfire]

Holy ****, my fortune! Gone! All gone! Oh my god, I'm going kill myself with these **** stickers!

Navi: Hey! Hey! Hey! Listen!
Link: *SIGH* Navi, c'mere...I not gunna hurt you...much.

 

[Lord SeBz]

Oh I come from a land, from a faraway place

Where the caravan camels roam

Where they cut off your ear
If they don't like your face
It's barbaric, but hey, it's home

When the wind's from the east

And the sun's from the west

And the sand in the glass is right

Come on down
Stop on by

Hop a carpet and fly
To another Arabian night

Arabian nights
Like Arabian days
More often than not

Are hotter than hot

In a lot of good ways

Arabian nights
'Neath Arabian moons

A fool off his guard
Could fall and fall hard
Out there on the dunes

 

[X-x-Dyce-x-X]

I'm so tempted to make a song collage.

Later today, I promise. I just don't know what song to do... {ponders}

 

[Shritistrang]

List of Sailor Moon attacks in the game:

Shabon Spray Freezing

Shine Aqua Illusion

Fire Soul

Mars Flame Sniper

Sparkling Wide Pressure

Supreme Thunder

Crescent Beam

Venus Love-Me Chain

World Shaking

Space Sword Blaster

Silence Glaive Surprise

Silence Wall

Moon Spiral Heart Attack

Pink Sugar Heart Attack

And, last but not least...

"RANMA NO BAKA!!"

...oops, wrong Anime.

 

[falco999]

Looks like Sonic is trying to get a good angle

 

[Lanartur]

That totally cracked me up.

 

[punkomatic622]

I CAN HAZ CHEEZEBURGER?

a half-eaten cookie to the FIRST person to get the reference

 

[Danielman]

Snake: Thats It!

I grab a kid, Try to snap his neck , someone takes a pic... WHAM!!! instant ****, BY ME!!!
Im not even gay! and its not funny anymore!

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Snake: This game's not big enough for two badasses!!!
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Oh and no I dont get the ref.Hint please

 

[Burninator]

Lord SeBz deserves a high five, for the Arabian Nights song. That was amazing.

 

[XACE-K]

....creepy.

 

[Darkurai]

"What we've got here is failure to communicate.

Some men you just can't reach...
So, you get what we had here last week,
which is the way he wants it!

Well, he gets it!

N' I don't like it any more than you men."

Look at your young men fighting

Look at your women crying

Look at your young men dying
The way they've always done before.

Look at the hate we're breeding

Look at the fear we're feeding

Look at the lives we're leading
The way we've always done before.

My hands are tied

The billions shift from side to side

And the wars go on with brainwashed pride
For the love of God and our human rights

And all these things are swept aside

By bloody hands time can't deny
And are washed away by your genocide
And history hides the lies of our civil wars



I'll probably do the rest of the song later.

 

[Eternalfire]

*sigh* I'm starting to hate these song collages.

 

[X-x-Dyce-x-X]

I'll probably do the rest of the song later.

I say: Don't bother. It's not a good choice for a song. The pictures you've chosen to represent the lines in the song don't really match up well.

EDIT:
Plus, I don't even know what song that is.

 

[Hejiru]

Sonic! Your crotch is on fire!

"But its a DRY heat!"

A cookie for the reference.

 

[ParamoreRiot]

Lindsey Lohan Sonic is a Fire Crotch

 

[Danielman]

Well I WAS going to say that weird summer digimon promo, but that is just one h*lluva guess.

Also:
Why hasn't anyone done something with this pic?

MK:HA, ill burrow down in the earth. And train to be god tier, And then on febuary the 10th,
I'll emerge, And PWN THEM ALL!!!

Febuary 10th 2008

Ah his power level is Over Nothing he still the same, nothing to worry about folks, he's comple- AAAHHHH

MK: ugh what a horrible Dream.

 

[blooagga]

Hey theeeere Lu-cas, what's it like in new pork city? I'm 1,000 miles away and my deconfirmation's such a pity.....

 

[Al Calnos]

Hey theeeere Lu-cas, what's it like in new pork city? I'm 1,000 miles away and my deconfirmation's such a pity.....

Plain White T's? (re-worded of course)

On a side note, I met the singer of that band

 

[Pyroloserkid]

Uhh Blooagga you rhyme like my friend. Does "such a pity" even make sense?

Well, it you think about it it does...but it just sounds so bad.


Sorry but I have to be a critic considering I'm a lyricist.

 

[blooagga]

Uhh Blooagga you rhyme like my friend. Does "such a pity" even make sense?

Well, it you think about it it does...but it just sounds so bad.


Sorry but I have to be a critic considering I'm a lyricist.

lol I knew it sounded terrible i tricked my mind into thinking it went well together xD