Doctor Germanmanstein's massive collection of brain-spike electrode radio transmitters proudly presents. . .
What They're Saying. . .And What They're *Thinking*
Pit: Ha! That didn't hurt a bit! Your space-age technology doesn't scare ME!
*I really hope that's not a shrink ray.*
Meta: You fools. I am a perfect warrior! My technique lacks nothing!
*Except Elbows. . .*
Mario: Fox, I hope somebody's got some duct tape, 'cuz I'm about to break your record!
*****! That line sounded so much cooler when I was rehearsing it!*
Sandbag: . . .
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Baseball Bat: . . .
*I wonder what kind of idiot would think that a sandbag with a face would be capable of talking. . .*
Link: Hey, Sonic. Why don't you let
me drive us home tonight?
*There's no way in Hell I'm letting this walking drug trip behind the wheel again. Not after he ran over Mini-me!*
Sonic: Nah, I'm cool to drive.
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Diddy: OHMYGODTHEPAINITHURTSMYTOUNGEISONFIREITHINKI'MBURNINGUP
*****SOMEBODYGETSOMEWATERORSOMETHINGI'MGONNADIEI'MGONADIEI'MGONNADIESOMEBODYHELPMEOHGODTHEPAIN. . .*
Gray: Snake. It's been a while.
*Oh my god, he's wearing a gray tattoo and a bunch of belts. Kill me. AGAIN.*
Snake: It has. I thought you were dead for good this time.
*Why do I feel a draft?*
Red: Ivysaur! Go!
*****, I sure hope no-one expects me to fight. . .*
Ivy: Ivysaur!!
*One of these days, you little punk. One of these days, you'll turn your back and then BAM! We'll see how well YOU fit in the mother****ing Pokeball!
Toad: It is an honor to die for you, Princess!
*Okay, Run for it on the count of three. One, two. . .*
Lucas: N-nice chimera. C-c-come on, who's a good boy? I'll b-b-bet you're a good boy, yes you are. Sit. Stay. Play dead.
*OH GOD WHAT DID I SAY DEAD FOR?!
Chimera: GRRRRRRRR. . .
*I wonder if that thing does tricks. . .Wait a minute. . .SWEET MOTHER OF GOD, THERE'S A DUCK GROWING OUTTA MY HEAD!! DOCTOR! I NEED A DOCTOR!!! OH GOD, WHY ME?!?!*
Peach: I want you to plow me.
*Oh my, I didn't realize you were so good at digging! . . .Wait. . .Oh, ****. . .*
Wario: The dog did it!
*Wow, that line was even better than when I was rehearsing it!*
Diddy: Gee. That's the hardest I've laughed since D.K. made me do his tax returns.
*If he makes one more fart joke, I swear to God, I'm taking a spoonful of that ****ing curry and shoving it so far up his ***. . .
Peach: That's just gross
and trite.
*I can't believe I told Snake I wanted him to plow me. Stupidstupidstupidstupidstupid. . .*
Sonic:
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Mario:
*Hey, I'm hungry.*
Link:
*Not as hungry as I am.*
Zamus:
*Why's that?*
Link:
*Remember how I'm rooming with Sonic?*
Metaknight:
*Munchies?*
Kirby:
*I know how that feels. Hey, who's got their phone on them?*
Pika:
*I do.*
Mario:
*Where were you keeping that?*
Pika:
*You don't really want to know.*
Kirby:
*Well, call Wario and tell him to pick up some pizza.*
Link:
*And make sure he doesn't get any garlic all of them!*
Pit:
WHY ARE ALL THESE VOICES IN MY HEEEEAAAAAAADDDD?!?!?!?!*