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Funny Brawl Pics

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Puffs

Smash Ace
Joined
Aug 15, 2007
Messages
763


He-He-Here we go!

So they're finally here,
Performin' for you.
If you know the words
you can join in too.
Put your hands together,
If you want to clap,
As we take you through,
This Monkey Rap.

HUH!

D-K...Donkey Kong.
He's the leader of the bunch,
You know him well,
He's finally back,
To kick some tail.

His coconut gun,
Can fire in spurts,
If he shoots ya...
Its gonna hurt!


He's bigger, faster,
And stronger too.
He's the 1st member,
Of the D.K. Crew.

HUH!

D-K...Donkey Kong...

D-K...Donkey Kong is here!...

This Kong's got style,
So listen up dude.
She can shrink her size,
To suit her mood.

She's quick and nimble,
When she needs to be.
She can float through the air,
And climb up trees.

If you choose her,
You'll not choose wrong.
With a skip and a hop,
She's one cool Kong.

HUH!

D-K...Donkey Kong!

He has no style,
He has no grace.
With this Kong,
Has a funny face.

He can handstand,
When he needs to.
And stretch his arms out,
Just for you.
Inflate himself,
Just like a ballon.

This crazy Kong,
Just digs this tune!

HUH!

D-K...Donkey Kong!

D-K...Donkey Kong is here!

He's back again,
And about time too.
And this time,
He's in the mood.

He can fly real high,
With his jetpak on.
With his crystals out,
He's one tough Kong.

He'll make you smile,
When he plays his tune.
But Kremlings beware,
Cause' he's after you.

HUH!

D-K....Donkey Kong!

(Backround) HUH!

Finally,
He's here for you.
It's the last member,
of the D-K Crew.

This Kong's so strong,
It isn't funny.
Can make a Kremling,
Cry out for mommy.

Can pick up a bouldar,
With relative ease.
Make crushing rocks,
Seem such a breeze.

He may move slow,
He can't jump high.
But this Kong-s,
One hell of a guy.

HUH!

Come on Cranky,
Take it to the fridge!

Walnuts, peanuts,
Pineapple smells.
Grapes, melons, oranges,
And coconut shells.

Aww Yeah!

Walnuts, peanuts,
Pineapple smells.
Grapes, melons, oranges,
And coconut shells.
 
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Al Calnos

Smash Journeyman
Joined
Jun 11, 2006
Messages
462
Location
Nowherespecial, Arkansas

And this is what happened when Wario found out somebody had eaten the last whole pizza...

So sad, Delfino Plaza is closed off, Peach will have to undergo many years of therapy, Diddy is still in the hospital, and unfortunately Sonic will no longer be in Brawl.
 
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dk64

Smash Cadet
Joined
Aug 31, 2007
Messages
68
Colenstien said:

Only you can prevent scouting!

Boy do we need forest fires!!!

You get a cookie if you can guess the reference.
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i honestly have no clue. so i'm gonna have to go w/ either southpark, or sum other non kiddish cartoon. if you can guess what the mistake in my sig is, i'll give whoever get's half the cookie i may or may not recieve?:confused:
 
WoapGang

WoapGang

Mighty Soul of Woapgang
Joined
Nov 11, 2006
Messages
940
Location
G-Town, Murderland
3DS FC
3411-2904-8277
dk64 said:
i honestly have no clue. so i'm gonna have to go w/ either southpark, or sum other non kiddish cartoon. if you can guess what the mistake in my sig is, i'll give whoever get's half the cookie i may or may not recieve?:confused:
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There's an extra "U" after the "W"....I WIN THE COOKIE!!!!:)
 
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dk64

Smash Cadet
Joined
Aug 31, 2007
Messages
68
Pitismyangel said:
There's an extra "U" after the "W"....I WIN THE COOKIE!!!!:)
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wow, i made that up that up and i still didn't catch it. it was suposed to be a trick question but... hmm, but i guess that juz makes what i said about being under 21 (or how ever old it says) that much more accurate.:)but juz so this post aint spam, that wario caption is ppretty funny!
 
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Quintsy

Smash Cadet
Joined
Aug 28, 2007
Messages
54
Location
Sydney, Australia


Kirby: "Man my new hat looks so cool"
King Dedede: "Um, yeah cause it's mine"
Meta Knight: "Stupid Kirby, always got to show off when he gets a new hat"
 
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Cenedar

Smash Ace
Joined
Apr 8, 2007
Messages
525
Location
Spear Pillar


Dedede: "Bud-"
Kirby: "-wei-"
MK: "-ser."

OMG HIDDEN BEER ADVERTISEMENTS IN BRAWL!



"Put the Pope-mobile up against my ride. My hat will eat his alive too!"
 
Ferret

Ferret

Smash Cadet
Joined
Jun 24, 2007
Messages
68
Location
Germany


King DeDeDe is training...training for the moment when evil raises from the depth of the earth...to stop the wrath of Mr.Resetti and smash him right back into the earth's core!
 
Smooth Criminal

Smooth Criminal

Da Cheef
Joined
Oct 18, 2006
Messages
13,576
Location
Hinckley, Minnesota
NNID
boundless_light
Cenedar said:


Dedede: "Bud-"
Kirby: "-wei-"
MK: "-ser."

OMG HIDDEN BEER ADVERTISEMENTS IN BRAWL!



"Put the Pope-mobile up against my ride. My hat will eat his alive too!"
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The first one was great, Cenedar, but the second one was pure genius. Win, sir; you win.

Here's one:





I like my beat down low and my top let back

Can see me riding 24's with a chopper in the back..

Behind Dedede's throne are a set of twelve's and a massive sub-woofer. No joke.


Smooth Criminal
 
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Cenedar

Smash Ace
Joined
Apr 8, 2007
Messages
525
Location
Spear Pillar
Smooth Criminal said:
The first one was great, Cenedar, but the second one was pure genius. Win, sir; you win.

Here's one:





I like my beat down low and my top let back

Can see me riding 24's with a chopper in the back..

Behind Dedede's throne are a set of twelve's and a massive sub-woofer. No joke.


Smooth Criminal
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Colbus, where's my pizza?
Smooth, yours made me laugh out loud. Good on ya sir.



See this? This.... is my BOOMSTICK!!!




Guns don't kill people, hyperactive monkeys with barrels of rocket fuel strapped to their butts do.
 
maxieman

maxieman

Smash Ace
Joined
Oct 10, 2007
Messages
637
Location
Delaware

Sure Fox can spot Hostile life forms from up to 500 yards away, but can he see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?
 
Yaya

Yaya

Smash Champion
Joined
Oct 22, 2007
Messages
2,373
Location
Burnaby, BC


Director: Okay, in this one clip, all three of you look to the left to see the bad guy.

All 3: Got it!

Director: Aaaand, ACTION!

Dedede: Hmm?

Meta Knight: Wha-?

Kirby: Pretty bird, fly birdie! Fly Birdie! I'll join you soon!

Director: Dammit Kirby!
 
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