Closed & Edited. People, this brings up a very good point - it's not fun to be stalked. It's not a laughing manner, honestly it isn't. I see a lot of you find Zel's post funny, but I don't think his intent was to make you laugh.
So, Zel, and anyone else, if you're getting the attention you don't want in any way, shape, or form, and you've tried to deal with it by yourself and it isn't working out, contact me and I'll see what I can do (granted my powers are only limited to SWF, but I can still warn and ban people).
Granted, becoming a top Smash player is like becoming an actor - once you get good enough that people recognize you or you do something incredible, you're going to get a lot of publicity. It's a trade off between your privacy and popularity. Not a trade I'd make personally, but it's a trade that's there. Just think how Ken and the rest of top Smashers must feel, chi.