Forum Fight!!!!

[StinkomanFan]

LOL Queer street, I'm starting like this kid. Pity this is a fighting thread. *breaks fist punching Fro*

 

[MPH Deku]

GIRL MPH is confused!

...it attacks itself in confusion!

Boy MPH: *helps her up* Oh, it's ON...

 

[xxFrohawkxx]

* grabs initial attackers arm and makes him spin with his back turn and gives him a good ol' fashion suplex on the concrete* i can always use allys

 

[Blargy]

Then its time to step it up!

*Takes his fighting stance*

Im a master of TKD

*Throws in some combo kicks at frohawk and finishes with a kick to the head*

Bring it!

 

[StinkomanFan]

*pulls a sword* You fight like a cow!

 

[xxFrohawkxx]

Lets get it going

* lowers his elation and grabs his leg puts Blarg to the ground, Widens palm and Strikes his sternum caving in his chest*

seems i left you breath taken

*finishes by separating your bottom from the top of you skull*

 

[StinkomanFan]

*takes a few swipes at Frohawk* My sword'll turn you into a shish-kebab!

 

[xxFrohawkxx]

It seems we cannot be allys then.

*Grabs sword making Stinko to lunge towards me, grab his collar bone and breaks it*

seems you have lost whatever little sword skill you had.

 

[Blargy]

I.....can......still...........fight...

*Slowly staggers and tackles frohawk off a cliff with me*

 

[StinkomanFan]

Ah! I haven't felt pain like this since I saw Troll 2! *seriously, it's really bad movie*

 

[xxFrohawkxx]

The dishonor one brings when he is defeated should be shared alone

*Turns Blarg downward towards the spikes, Thus impaling him*

You should have kept you honor

* Walks to the Sunset* //////////////// A new Challenger approaches!

 

[smashfan666]

alright, i'm getting tired of this...

(eats whatever is left of blargy)

now to change my avatar in a bit...

 

[MPH Deku]

...for once his avatar doesn't suck. o_o

 

[xxFrohawkxx]

* punches boy MPH in the face* does his avatar even look original!

 

[smashfan666]

now then...

(pulls out a gun & shoots the ground, making a huge crater... which is MOLTEN... and is THE SIZE OF THE VERY THREAD ITSELF...)

yeah... forum fight's never been a good place for logic anyway...

(kicks stinkomanfan's nose & eats his brain)

i've still got a craving for brains...

(takes out the 'kill' dummy from that one episode of ATHF)

dummy: "KIIIIILL! KIIIIILL! KIIIIIIIILL!!!!"

(dummy cuts MPH's head off)

ya...

 

[Blargy]

*Eats a senzu bean*

Ha! im back to normal!

*launches a surprise attack on forhawk and does a roundhouse to his face*

 

[xxFrohawkxx]

Go back to Wichita you pansy

*Punches Blarg in the kneecap, it of course shatters*

*As Blarg falls to the ground, I stomp him in the face*

Good morning

 

[Blargy]

Owwweeee

*Trips frohawk with other leg and axe kicks him in the solar plex*

Ha you let your guard down!

 

[xxFrohawkxx]

*tackles Blarg down and gives him a headbut and knocks him uncounious*

Ow... no one wins with a head but.....

 

[smashfan666]

(shoots them both)

a gun at your side NEVAH failz!

 

[xxFrohawkxx]

*ducks and hood is full of holes can kicks smash fan in the bawls*

You were a woman already since you used a gun. XP

 

[smashfan666]

(EXPLODES WITH RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!)

(calls for slice-n-splice)

separate me again!

(slice-n-splice separates me & then vanishes forever)

girl smashfan: "now you will NOT... SAY... ANYTHING... TO P*SS US OFF..."

boy smashfan: "or we will f**king KILL you!!! (holds up gun)"

 

[xxFrohawkxx]

*kicks boy smash fan in the bawls again*

seems someone hasnt learned his lesson when i told him about guns

*Slaps girl smash fan*
Now Make me a FCKON SammicH

*Is handed a sandwich by girl smashfan*
Sandwich GET!

 

[smashfan666]

(slice-n-splice returns & separates frohawk into boy frohawk & girl frohawk)

boy smashfan: "CAN'T EVEN BEND OVER...."

girl smashfan: "and BTW... (detonates sandwich)"

(slice n splice is suddenly chasing everyone else)

 

[xxFrohawkxx]

Man frohawk: wait what?!!?!

Girl Frohawk: *looks down* HOLY GAWD THERE HUGE *shakes boobs*

Man frohawk: Ugh...we better finish him off...

Girl Frohawk: *Tit-smacks smashfans brains out* that is the best way to die if any ohter way!

 

[smashfan666]

boy smashfan: "(zaps boy frohawk with a ray gun)"

girl smashfan: "f**king stop it... (slices girl frohawk in half)"

(both laugh for a bit)

 

[StinkomanFan]

*chops Smash and splice's heads off* Die, ***** die.

 

[smashfan666]

girl smashfan: "

shut up, just stop it... you're giving me a headache"

boy smashfan: "(SHOOP DA WHOOP!) BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!"

(stinkomanfan is evaporated)

both: "F**KING DIE..."

 

[Blargy]

I refuse to go into this ******** battle so

*Goes to a random forest are and drags stinko with me*

 

[smashfan666]

boy smashfan: "(traps blargy in a randomly floating cage) YOU, STAY, GOOD..."

girl smashfan: "AND DON'T MOVE!!! (installs logic board around trogdor machine exposed to radiation)"

(WE ARE ALL SENT TO FUSIONFALL...)

both: "THIS is the new battlefield!!!"

(zoom out to revveal future peach creek commons)

boy smashfan: "watch out for fusion spawns..."

girl smashfan: "they run RAMPANT here!"

(both go back to fighting everyone else)

 

[StinkomanFan]

Well at least he's gone.

 

[Blargy]

*Walks out of ******** thinking still dragging stinko*

Hey look a cliff!

*Spartan kicks stinko off the cliff*

 

[StinkomanFan]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *thud*

 

[MPH Deku]

*catches Stinko*

...wait, this looks gay.

*drops him*

 

[Blargy]

*points and laughs*

CANON BALL!!!!!!

*Jumps off cliff*

*Lands onto stinko stomach*

 

[StinkomanFan]

CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!*thud again*

 

[MPH Deku]

Yeah, that's right blargy, CURSE YOU.

*casts curse on him*

YOU ARE GONNA DIE IN SEVEN DAYS OMG.

 

[StinkomanFan]

*seeing a sword just out of my reach* Oh! Come on!

 

[Blargy]

Darn! Seven days till death....

well....*Cast doom on MPH*

Ha! well your dying in 7 secs

7...6...5...4...3

 

[MPH Deku]

...2....1....

KO.

BLARGY....WIN!

*respawns*

REBEL 2....ACTION!

Yay for fighting game mechanics.