mars16
Smash Lord
Still with the pppl I was put with before and I forgot wat the hell we were doing.
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smashfan666
Smash Cadet
check page 61, that's around where mari and muhti came in
*With Dimentio and Muhti*
Muhti: Soo... What now?
Dimentio: We wait for Bowsers wedding invintation with Mari.
Muhti: NO YOU IDIOT! SHES MARRYING MEPHILES. ((hur hur hur)))
Dimentio: Hmm
*Two hedgehogs and a girlcome up right in front of the pair*
Sonic: Wheres Mari?
Dimentio: Cheating on her boyfriend with Bowser.
*Out of no where Mephiles come out*
Mephiles: Im ready for my wedding!
NiGHTS: Shes not dating anyone.....
Muhti: *Coughs* Yea she is *coughs*
Dimentio: Enough of the jokes, hm that sounds ironic, we need to save her.
???: Im afraid I cant let you do that.
Muhti: SHADOW MARX?!?!
Muhti: Soo... What now?
Dimentio: We wait for Bowsers wedding invintation with Mari.
Muhti: NO YOU IDIOT! SHES MARRYING MEPHILES. ((hur hur hur)))
Dimentio: Hmm
*Two hedgehogs and a girlcome up right in front of the pair*
Sonic: Wheres Mari?
Dimentio: Cheating on her boyfriend with Bowser.
*Out of no where Mephiles come out*
Mephiles: Im ready for my wedding!
NiGHTS: Shes not dating anyone.....
Muhti: *Coughs* Yea she is *coughs*
Dimentio: Enough of the jokes, hm that sounds ironic, we need to save her.
???: Im afraid I cant let you do that.
Muhti: SHADOW MARX?!?!
smashfan666
Smash Cadet
(destructior fires off 8 rockets)
princess luna: "look out! (fires an electric burst to destroy the rockets...)"
(...but the rockets disappear! the electric burst goes straight to destructior)
destructior: "OH SHI-"
(BOOM!)
destructior: "FLIGHT SYSTEM DAMAGE 75%. EXCLAMATION: GODDAMN, ALICORNS ARE POWERFUL! (drops to the ground, crashing) GAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaa-"
(crash)
zim: "...how did that just happen?"
princess celestia: "the rockets just vanished into thin air!"
(a gust of wind blows the team downwards)
yami yugi: "whoever's doing this, it's not funny!"
???: "he is your problem now."
yami yugi: "who is?!"
(cue screaming, and a giant thingus falls on top of zim)
zim: "AGH! ...i wish i didn't have to deal with all the dead weight..."
(the thingus shatters open to reveal a familiar draconequis)
princess celestia: "discord?!"
discord: "...hi."
(shot of the forest where the group, and discord, landed)
zim: "(narrating) irken's log, stardate monday, june 18, 2012, 12:15 PM. strange things have been happening to mars, pharaoh, jenny, the princesses, and i on our journey to find smashfan's team. recently, in our battle against destructior, we have been granted a victory from a very strange force. now with celestia's old enemy, discord, in our midst, we may have a good idea of the cause."
princess luna: "what sick pleasure do you plan to get out of this unexpected appearance, whelp?!"
discord: "what are you blathering about?"
princess celestia: "we are caught looking for not only megaman and his robot servant destructior, but the missing members of our team as well. what do you have to do with this?!"
discord: "i haven't the slightest idea of what you're talking about, i've got problems of my own."
yami yugi: "like what?"
discord: "i'm no longer a member of evil leo's secret organization. he says i interfere with his plans for my own personal amusement too much! as a result, the flea-ridden kitten has stripped me of all my powers, watch! (snaps fingers in attempt to cause something to happen, but the worst that does is a really dim sparkle effect and the sound of electrical backfire) the little fuzzball..."
zim: "i don't believe you."
discord: "they've stuck me in this watered down version of my own self."
princess celestia: "you were made smaller as part of your punishment?"
discord: "no, it was my request. with the last of my strength, i could've chosen to live out my days as an inhabitant of the ghost zone, or maybe a parasprite. anything i wished, so long as it was mortal. and since i had only a fraction of a second before i was completely drained, i chose this, and asked them to send me here."
jenny: "why?"
discord: "(kneeling) because betwixt all these worlds, you're the closest thing i have to a friend, celestia."
princess celestia: "spare me the pleasantries, discord. you and i have never had that kind of relationship, so let's stop pretending that we are. if you want to make yourself useful, then get us to smashfan!"
discord: "i have no powers! discord the ordinary."
yami yugi: "discord the liar, discord the misanthrope."
discord: "discord the miserable, discord the desperate! what must i do to convince you all?!"
princess luna: "die."
discord: "...oh, you're such a joker, luna. read any good vampire love stories lately?"
(an apple hits discord on the head)
discord: "this is getting on my nerves, now that i have them! (develops a head lump at comical quickness)"
(everyone just stares at discord)
discord: "what?"
(about a minute later, discord is being dragged by his tail by yugi)
yami yugi: "either walk, fly, or someone has to carry you"
discord: "(gets up) given the option i'll- i'll fly. (flutters about a few inches above the ground) i can still do some things with this body, you know. (thinking to self) *sigh* this is a disgrace. i never should have decided to follow now. just the thought of a future in this state appalls me. (speaking) having to change my clothes from a dresser. not to mention being too hot or too cold. (eyes widening, expression growing more fretful) growing weak with age. (stroking hair behind neck) or losing my mane. being ticklish. having an itch, a pimple, (holding hand up to mouth) bad breath... (floating next to mars and luna) ...having to BATHE."
princess luna: "too bad."
princess luna: "look out! (fires an electric burst to destroy the rockets...)"
(...but the rockets disappear! the electric burst goes straight to destructior)
destructior: "OH SHI-"
(BOOM!)
destructior: "FLIGHT SYSTEM DAMAGE 75%. EXCLAMATION: GODDAMN, ALICORNS ARE POWERFUL! (drops to the ground, crashing) GAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaa-"
(crash)
zim: "...how did that just happen?"
princess celestia: "the rockets just vanished into thin air!"
(a gust of wind blows the team downwards)
yami yugi: "whoever's doing this, it's not funny!"
???: "he is your problem now."
yami yugi: "who is?!"
(cue screaming, and a giant thingus falls on top of zim)
zim: "AGH! ...i wish i didn't have to deal with all the dead weight..."
(the thingus shatters open to reveal a familiar draconequis)
princess celestia: "discord?!"
discord: "...hi."
(shot of the forest where the group, and discord, landed)
zim: "(narrating) irken's log, stardate monday, june 18, 2012, 12:15 PM. strange things have been happening to mars, pharaoh, jenny, the princesses, and i on our journey to find smashfan's team. recently, in our battle against destructior, we have been granted a victory from a very strange force. now with celestia's old enemy, discord, in our midst, we may have a good idea of the cause."
princess luna: "what sick pleasure do you plan to get out of this unexpected appearance, whelp?!"
discord: "what are you blathering about?"
princess celestia: "we are caught looking for not only megaman and his robot servant destructior, but the missing members of our team as well. what do you have to do with this?!"
discord: "i haven't the slightest idea of what you're talking about, i've got problems of my own."
yami yugi: "like what?"
discord: "i'm no longer a member of evil leo's secret organization. he says i interfere with his plans for my own personal amusement too much! as a result, the flea-ridden kitten has stripped me of all my powers, watch! (snaps fingers in attempt to cause something to happen, but the worst that does is a really dim sparkle effect and the sound of electrical backfire) the little fuzzball..."
zim: "i don't believe you."
discord: "they've stuck me in this watered down version of my own self."
princess celestia: "you were made smaller as part of your punishment?"
discord: "no, it was my request. with the last of my strength, i could've chosen to live out my days as an inhabitant of the ghost zone, or maybe a parasprite. anything i wished, so long as it was mortal. and since i had only a fraction of a second before i was completely drained, i chose this, and asked them to send me here."
jenny: "why?"
discord: "(kneeling) because betwixt all these worlds, you're the closest thing i have to a friend, celestia."
princess celestia: "spare me the pleasantries, discord. you and i have never had that kind of relationship, so let's stop pretending that we are. if you want to make yourself useful, then get us to smashfan!"
discord: "i have no powers! discord the ordinary."
yami yugi: "discord the liar, discord the misanthrope."
discord: "discord the miserable, discord the desperate! what must i do to convince you all?!"
princess luna: "die."
discord: "...oh, you're such a joker, luna. read any good vampire love stories lately?"
(an apple hits discord on the head)
discord: "this is getting on my nerves, now that i have them! (develops a head lump at comical quickness)"
(everyone just stares at discord)
discord: "what?"
(about a minute later, discord is being dragged by his tail by yugi)
yami yugi: "either walk, fly, or someone has to carry you"
discord: "(gets up) given the option i'll- i'll fly. (flutters about a few inches above the ground) i can still do some things with this body, you know. (thinking to self) *sigh* this is a disgrace. i never should have decided to follow now. just the thought of a future in this state appalls me. (speaking) having to change my clothes from a dresser. not to mention being too hot or too cold. (eyes widening, expression growing more fretful) growing weak with age. (stroking hair behind neck) or losing my mane. being ticklish. having an itch, a pimple, (holding hand up to mouth) bad breath... (floating next to mars and luna) ...having to BATHE."
princess luna: "too bad."
*Meanwhile*
Muhti: Didnt you die before?
Shadow Marx: No, I just made myself invisible from the crowd.
Dimentio: My archenemy.....
Shadow: W-what?
Shadow Marx: Me and Dimentio have been rivals for ages. Hey Dimentio your powers are gone. I stole them.
Dimentio: You f****** b******.
Shadow Marx: FEEL THE WRATH OF ME!!!!
*Shadow Marx teleports the group with SF666's group*
Muhti: Are they d-dead?
Shadow Marx: No, they are uncon
*Shadow Marx is tackled by Dimentio*
Dimentio: GIMME MY POWERS YOU CREEP!
Shadow Marx: Fine, but Ill see your group and this *points to the unconcious heroes* tattered group fighting each other. Remember when you tried to kill them Dimentio? Theyll want to get their revenge.
*Shadow Marx gives Dimentios powers once more, and as Dimentio rises and floats, Shadow Marx is gone*
NiGHTS: So what now?
Shadow: We wait....
((Mari you're gonna need start a new group lol only two people per group))
Muhti: Didnt you die before?
Shadow Marx: No, I just made myself invisible from the crowd.
Dimentio: My archenemy.....
Shadow: W-what?
Shadow Marx: Me and Dimentio have been rivals for ages. Hey Dimentio your powers are gone. I stole them.
Dimentio: You f****** b******.
Shadow Marx: FEEL THE WRATH OF ME!!!!
*Shadow Marx teleports the group with SF666's group*
Muhti: Are they d-dead?
Shadow Marx: No, they are uncon
*Shadow Marx is tackled by Dimentio*
Dimentio: GIMME MY POWERS YOU CREEP!
Shadow Marx: Fine, but Ill see your group and this *points to the unconcious heroes* tattered group fighting each other. Remember when you tried to kill them Dimentio? Theyll want to get their revenge.
*Shadow Marx gives Dimentios powers once more, and as Dimentio rises and floats, Shadow Marx is gone*
NiGHTS: So what now?
Shadow: We wait....
((Mari you're gonna need start a new group lol only two people per group))
Mari
Saving the planet from disaster!
(( I still have myself, Mephiles and Sonic, But since you have NiGHTS and Shadow...I may need another person...))
Sonic: You are So not marrying Mari.
Mephiles: And why not?
Mari:BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO, YOU STUPID M********R!
???: Ouch. That had to hurt.
Mari: Hey...That voice...Danti!
Danti: Sup, cuz! Long time no see!
(Mari and Danti hug and give each other noggies)
Mephiles: (Eyes glowing angrly). And who is this, My Love?
Mari: This is my Half- demon cuz, Danti.
Danti: Cool, Sonic the Hedgehog. I watched you in the winter games, You were shreding that snowboard!
Sonic: Thanks, dude!
Danti: I sensed you were in danger, so I hopped on the next Hell Portal and Here I am.
Mari: So now that you are here, Let's find smashfan .
Sonic: You are So not marrying Mari.
Mephiles: And why not?
Mari:BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO, YOU STUPID M********R!
???: Ouch. That had to hurt.
Mari: Hey...That voice...Danti!
Danti: Sup, cuz! Long time no see!
(Mari and Danti hug and give each other noggies)
Mephiles: (Eyes glowing angrly). And who is this, My Love?
Mari: This is my Half- demon cuz, Danti.
Danti: Cool, Sonic the Hedgehog. I watched you in the winter games, You were shreding that snowboard!
Sonic: Thanks, dude!
Danti: I sensed you were in danger, so I hopped on the next Hell Portal and Here I am.
Mari: So now that you are here, Let's find smashfan .
smashfan666
Smash Cadet
(smashfan and his team regain consciousness while on a conveyor belt)
sf666 avi: "wh... what happened?"
dib: "it looks like whatever THAT was, it was some sort of natural junkyard function that-"
+tunak tunak tun+
evil leo avi: "do you hear chanting? ...to an up-tempo beat?"
swiper: "(pointing in the direction the belt is going) OHH SHOT!!!"
(the conveyor belt ends at a large lava vat many miles below, presumably used for smelting metal, there is a large amount of robots in the room dancing. many of them happily going straight into it. the robots appear to be the ones singing to this beat, lead by a short cloaked figure doing some manner of funky jig)
mertle: "...if this is some sort of ritual, it's the funkiest one i've ever seen."
(cut to bakura)
bakura: "b**ch please..."
(back to us)
wackoman.exe: "(deep voice, already sprinting) RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIIIFE!!!!!"
(the evil leo and rainbow dash components of my avi try to fly away and go for help, but one robot shoots lasers at them, putting more holes in their wings than swiss cheese)
rainbow dash avi: "well that puts a damper on things..."
dib: "(still running) WHO IN THE HELL DESIGNED THIS CRAZY JUNKYARD?!?!"
(meanwhile...)
sf666 avi: "wh... what happened?"
dib: "it looks like whatever THAT was, it was some sort of natural junkyard function that-"
+tunak tunak tun+
evil leo avi: "do you hear chanting? ...to an up-tempo beat?"
swiper: "(pointing in the direction the belt is going) OHH SHOT!!!"
(the conveyor belt ends at a large lava vat many miles below, presumably used for smelting metal, there is a large amount of robots in the room dancing. many of them happily going straight into it. the robots appear to be the ones singing to this beat, lead by a short cloaked figure doing some manner of funky jig)
mertle: "...if this is some sort of ritual, it's the funkiest one i've ever seen."
(cut to bakura)
bakura: "b**ch please..."
(back to us)
wackoman.exe: "(deep voice, already sprinting) RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIIIFE!!!!!"
(the evil leo and rainbow dash components of my avi try to fly away and go for help, but one robot shoots lasers at them, putting more holes in their wings than swiss cheese)
rainbow dash avi: "well that puts a damper on things..."
dib: "(still running) WHO IN THE HELL DESIGNED THIS CRAZY JUNKYARD?!?!"
(meanwhile...)
Lol I dont think you read my post earlier, Shadow Marx teleported my group to yours XD(smashfan and his team regain consciousness while on a conveyor belt)
sf666 avi: "wh... what happened?"
dib: "it looks like whatever THAT was, it was some sort of natural junkyard function that-"
+tunak tunak tun+
evil leo avi: "do you hear chanting? ...to an up-tempo beat?"
swiper: "(pointing in the direction the belt is going) OHH SHOT!!!"
(the conveyor belt ends at a large lava vat many miles below, presumably used for smelting metal, there is a large amount of robots in the room dancing. many of them happily going straight into it. the robots appear to be the ones singing to this beat, lead by a short cloaked figure doing some manner of funky jig)
mertle: "...if this is some sort of ritual, it's the funkiest one i've ever seen."
(cut to bakura)
bakura: "b**ch please..."
(back to us)
wackoman.exe: "(deep voice, already sprinting) RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIIIFE!!!!!"
(the evil leo and rainbow dash components of my avi try to fly away and go for help, but one robot shoots lasers at them, putting more holes in their wings than swiss cheese)
rainbow dash avi: "well that puts a damper on things..."
dib: "(still running) WHO IN THE HELL DESIGNED THIS CRAZY JUNKYARD?!?!"
(meanwhile...)
smashfan666
Smash Cadet
sf666 avi: "oh good, muhti and dimentio! maybe you can get us out of this!"
(the robed figure takes notice, then blasts dimentio with an electical burst while he is still dancing)
evil leo avi: "??? that was electrical discharge! what is that cloaked man?! (fires a dark energy blast at the cloaked figure, disintegrating its cloak) !!! is that... ?!?!"
(the cloaked short thing is revealed to be Mecha Knight (from back when the stories were still in the original forum fight) in a state of disrepair)
sf666 avi: "that's mecha knight!"
mertle: "mecha-who?"
rainbow dash avi: "a robot clone of meta knight once sent to kill me and my forum fighter team!"
evil leo avi: "it's getting pretty awkward to follow 3 different bodies in the same avatar, but i'm sure you all can keep up."
(mecha knight flashes for a brief moment, then sends all the broken down robots in the area after us)
sf666 avi: "and it looks like he's going for just that again!"
(the robed figure takes notice, then blasts dimentio with an electical burst while he is still dancing)
evil leo avi: "??? that was electrical discharge! what is that cloaked man?! (fires a dark energy blast at the cloaked figure, disintegrating its cloak) !!! is that... ?!?!"
(the cloaked short thing is revealed to be Mecha Knight (from back when the stories were still in the original forum fight) in a state of disrepair)
sf666 avi: "that's mecha knight!"
mertle: "mecha-who?"
rainbow dash avi: "a robot clone of meta knight once sent to kill me and my forum fighter team!"
evil leo avi: "it's getting pretty awkward to follow 3 different bodies in the same avatar, but i'm sure you all can keep up."
(mecha knight flashes for a brief moment, then sends all the broken down robots in the area after us)
sf666 avi: "and it looks like he's going for just that again!"
Dimentio: YOW!! Son of a ......
Shadow: No cursing clown.
Dimentio: JESTER!
NiGHTS: What was that thing?
Muhti: Apparently Mecha Knight.
Dimentio: First things first.
*Dimentio blasts Mecha Knight*
Mecha Knight:Hmm? You dare to try to destroy me?
Dimentio: Yes you metal machine.
*Mecha Knight blasts a laser at Dimentio and doesnt miss*
Dimentio: YOUVE BEEN A BAD ROBOT!!!
*Dimentio creates a Void and sucks up Rainbow Dash,Evil Leo, Shadow, and Mecha Knight*
Dimentio: There....
SF666: YOU DULTZ! YOU JUST SUCKED UP RAINBOW DASH,EVIL LEO,AND SHADOW!
Dimentio: Well, sacrifices must be made....
*Muhti facepalms while NiGHTS and SF666 sigh, and mertle faints*
Shadow: No cursing clown.
Dimentio: JESTER!
NiGHTS: What was that thing?
Muhti: Apparently Mecha Knight.
Dimentio: First things first.
*Dimentio blasts Mecha Knight*
Mecha Knight:Hmm? You dare to try to destroy me?
Dimentio: Yes you metal machine.
*Mecha Knight blasts a laser at Dimentio and doesnt miss*
Dimentio: YOUVE BEEN A BAD ROBOT!!!
*Dimentio creates a Void and sucks up Rainbow Dash,Evil Leo, Shadow, and Mecha Knight*
Dimentio: There....
SF666: YOU DULTZ! YOU JUST SUCKED UP RAINBOW DASH,EVIL LEO,AND SHADOW!
Dimentio: Well, sacrifices must be made....
*Muhti facepalms while NiGHTS and SF666 sigh, and mertle faints*
smashfan666
Smash Cadet
sf666 avi: "dimentio, you have crossed more lines than have even been set down. wherever you've taken shadow and the other 2 pieces of me, you've got 10 seconds to retrieve them before we crack you like an egg and make you into an omnipotent omelette!"
dimentio: "hey, YOU'RE the one with the mind link, smashfan! YOU get them out!"
sf666 avi: "trying to keep us separate for longer than intended is not what i have in mind. if i have to keep running from my 3rd half's certain firey doom at the end of this conveyor belt while also maintaining 2 other personalities from who knows how far away... it's a wonder my mind hasn't already been split into pieces in the regular forum fight already! and coincidentally, both of those instances happen to be your fault, you poor man's excuse for Q!"
dimentio: "well, i do what i can. ciao! (warps away)"
sf666 avi: "GODDAMNIT!!! muhti, have you considered keeping him on a leash?"
dib: "just let it go, smashfan. we've still got bigger problems, like how are we gonna get out of here?"
(in whatever dimension the other two thirds of me are...)
evil leo avi: "when i get my hands on that clown, i'm gonna..."
rainbow dash avi: "my point exactly..."
shadow: "look, smashfans. i know how angry you are about being separated from the others, and how it cost you your voice of reason. but we're not going to escape by just exchanging plans on how to brutally slaughter dimentio. we have to actually find him and get out of here."
evil leo avi: "and hopefully fast. if i'm apart from the main body for longer than necessary, my mental state of mind may start to deteriorate."
rainbow dash avi: "like it wasn't like that already."
evil leo avi: "enough, let's go."
(meanwhile...)
dimentio: "hey, YOU'RE the one with the mind link, smashfan! YOU get them out!"
sf666 avi: "trying to keep us separate for longer than intended is not what i have in mind. if i have to keep running from my 3rd half's certain firey doom at the end of this conveyor belt while also maintaining 2 other personalities from who knows how far away... it's a wonder my mind hasn't already been split into pieces in the regular forum fight already! and coincidentally, both of those instances happen to be your fault, you poor man's excuse for Q!"
dimentio: "well, i do what i can. ciao! (warps away)"
sf666 avi: "GODDAMNIT!!! muhti, have you considered keeping him on a leash?"
dib: "just let it go, smashfan. we've still got bigger problems, like how are we gonna get out of here?"
(in whatever dimension the other two thirds of me are...)
evil leo avi: "when i get my hands on that clown, i'm gonna..."
rainbow dash avi: "my point exactly..."
shadow: "look, smashfans. i know how angry you are about being separated from the others, and how it cost you your voice of reason. but we're not going to escape by just exchanging plans on how to brutally slaughter dimentio. we have to actually find him and get out of here."
evil leo avi: "and hopefully fast. if i'm apart from the main body for longer than necessary, my mental state of mind may start to deteriorate."
rainbow dash avi: "like it wasn't like that already."
evil leo avi: "enough, let's go."
(meanwhile...)
*In dimension D*
Dimentio: I tried to only rid mecha knight! Not the others!
*Dimentio keeps ranting to himself and bangs his head*
Dimentio: Oh man oh man....
*Another man- er thing enters Dimension D*
???: Hello, Dimentio, nice mask...but not as good as me.
Dimentio: Wait what?!
*Dimentio turns to see Majora floating there*
Majora: Yes, now will you join me to become ruler?
Dimentio: NO! IVE BECOME GOOD AFTER ALL THESE YEARS.
Majora: Shame,*sighs* time to do this the hard way.
*Majora forcefully rips off Dimentios mask and replaces its place*
Majora(controlling Dimentio): AHAHAHA TIME TO GET RID OF EVERYONE! CIAO!
*Majora/Dimentio leaves Dimension D in search of the heroes*
Dimentio: I tried to only rid mecha knight! Not the others!
*Dimentio keeps ranting to himself and bangs his head*
Dimentio: Oh man oh man....
*Another man- er thing enters Dimension D*
???: Hello, Dimentio, nice mask...but not as good as me.
Dimentio: Wait what?!
*Dimentio turns to see Majora floating there*
Majora: Yes, now will you join me to become ruler?
Dimentio: NO! IVE BECOME GOOD AFTER ALL THESE YEARS.
Majora: Shame,*sighs* time to do this the hard way.
*Majora forcefully rips off Dimentios mask and replaces its place*
Majora(controlling Dimentio): AHAHAHA TIME TO GET RID OF EVERYONE! CIAO!
*Majora/Dimentio leaves Dimension D in search of the heroes*
smashfan666
Smash Cadet
(meanwhile, with mars16's group, mars's body has just grown limp and lifeless due to his absence on the boards)
retroantonio: "*whistle* well, looks like we got SOMEONE to drag, at least"
discord: "you know, mars's dilemma reminds me of one i had just before evil leo's society threw me out."
zim: "how so?"
discord: "the night before they were to drop me off with you all, i noticed that my body wasn't functioning properly. i felt weak, i could no longer stand... i lost consciousness..."
princess celestia: "you fell asleep."
discord: "truly a terrifying experience, celestia. how can you stand it day after day?"
princess celestia: "you get used to it."
(the forest area begins to turn suburban)
jenny: "looks like we might be heading for smashboards city"
discord: "THIS close to equestria? i think i might be jealous of whatever master hand did with that great merging..."
(the transition to smashboards city is complete. the city is in a highly damaged state)
zim: "what happened to this place?"
(the Keyper from adventure time is crawling towards the group, badly injured)
keyper: "horrible... horrible! it was... simply... HORRIBLE!"
yami yugi: "keyper?"
princess luna: "what has happened to smashboards city?!"
keyper: "they... they outnumbered us. they were too powerful! they overrun the city, and took everyone in their way... somewhere..."
discord: "can't we just kick him and take his experience points?"
jenny: "who outnumbered you?"
(keyper points up at the sky, where a large, mechanical, cubelike ship looms menacingly overhead)
keyper: "the... borg..."
retroantonio: "OH SWEET JESUS..."
+megaman 7 intro stage+
retroantonio: "*whistle* well, looks like we got SOMEONE to drag, at least"
discord: "you know, mars's dilemma reminds me of one i had just before evil leo's society threw me out."
zim: "how so?"
discord: "the night before they were to drop me off with you all, i noticed that my body wasn't functioning properly. i felt weak, i could no longer stand... i lost consciousness..."
princess celestia: "you fell asleep."
discord: "truly a terrifying experience, celestia. how can you stand it day after day?"
princess celestia: "you get used to it."
(the forest area begins to turn suburban)
jenny: "looks like we might be heading for smashboards city"
discord: "THIS close to equestria? i think i might be jealous of whatever master hand did with that great merging..."
(the transition to smashboards city is complete. the city is in a highly damaged state)
zim: "what happened to this place?"
(the Keyper from adventure time is crawling towards the group, badly injured)
keyper: "horrible... horrible! it was... simply... HORRIBLE!"
yami yugi: "keyper?"
princess luna: "what has happened to smashboards city?!"
keyper: "they... they outnumbered us. they were too powerful! they overrun the city, and took everyone in their way... somewhere..."
discord: "can't we just kick him and take his experience points?"
jenny: "who outnumbered you?"
(keyper points up at the sky, where a large, mechanical, cubelike ship looms menacingly overhead)
keyper: "the... borg..."
retroantonio: "OH SWEET JESUS..."
+megaman 7 intro stage+
Majora: Ah hah we got fresh meat!
Dimentio: YOU LUNATIC! UNGRIP ME AT ONCE!
Majora: Im afraid not, now I control your body and your voice is frail.
*Majora/Dimentio spots SF666*
*Uses Dimentios voice and disguises by using Dimentios original mask*
Majora/Dimentio: Why hello SF666
SF666: I said ge-
Majora/Dimentio: get lost? Oh Dimentio heard you, but not me.
*Majora switches masks and shows the real Majora, with tentacles coming out of the mask*
Majora: As Dimentio would say, CIAO!!!
Muhti: You si...
Majora: Sick Lunatic? Ah yes, I guess I own that title now, instead of that jester.
*The heroes and Majora prepare for battle*
Dimentio: YOU LUNATIC! UNGRIP ME AT ONCE!
Majora: Im afraid not, now I control your body and your voice is frail.
*Majora/Dimentio spots SF666*
*Uses Dimentios voice and disguises by using Dimentios original mask*
Majora/Dimentio: Why hello SF666
SF666: I said ge-
Majora/Dimentio: get lost? Oh Dimentio heard you, but not me.
*Majora switches masks and shows the real Majora, with tentacles coming out of the mask*
Majora: As Dimentio would say, CIAO!!!
Muhti: You si...
Majora: Sick Lunatic? Ah yes, I guess I own that title now, instead of that jester.
*The heroes and Majora prepare for battle*
Mari
Saving the planet from disaster!
Meanwhile...
Mari: Ow... what just?
((Bowser castle is completely destoyed.))
Danti: Well, that was fast.
Mephiles: We must find smashfan. Then,
((Suddenly the Borg appear in the sky))
Mari: OH MY GOD, IT'S F****** STAR TREK!!!
Danti: Cool, I love that show!
Mephiles: Will someone please tell me what everyone is talking about?
Sonic: Who cares!? GET US OUT OF HERE!!!
Mephiles: *sigh* Very well.
((Mephiles teliports everyone to smashboards City))
Danti: Holy stock balls, What happened here?
???: Who are these random people who appeared out of nowhere?!?
Danti: Cool, NiGHTS! I Play as you on the Kinect all the time!
NiGHTS: You...wha?
Danti: Dude, In Sonic Free-
Mari: PLEASE stop breaking the forth wall, cuz.
Everyone except smashfan and muhti: The What?
Mephiles: I grow sick of this...
(( Mephiles teliports in front of Majora/Dementio and flicks Majora off like nothing.))
Majora: NO FAIR!!
Mephiles: Life isn't fair.
Danti: Couldn't have said it better my self, Bro-
Mephiles: Just because you are half demon and I am a demon of darkness does NOT make us brothers.
Danti:...OK...
Everyone: He's a what now?!
NiGHTS: And everyone just notice?
Jeez, Nightopions are smarter then you all.
Mari: Ow... what just?
((Bowser castle is completely destoyed.))
Danti: Well, that was fast.
Mephiles: We must find smashfan. Then,
((Suddenly the Borg appear in the sky))
Mari: OH MY GOD, IT'S F****** STAR TREK!!!
Danti: Cool, I love that show!
Mephiles: Will someone please tell me what everyone is talking about?
Sonic: Who cares!? GET US OUT OF HERE!!!
Mephiles: *sigh* Very well.
((Mephiles teliports everyone to smashboards City))
Danti: Holy stock balls, What happened here?
???: Who are these random people who appeared out of nowhere?!?
Danti: Cool, NiGHTS! I Play as you on the Kinect all the time!
NiGHTS: You...wha?
Danti: Dude, In Sonic Free-
Mari: PLEASE stop breaking the forth wall, cuz.
Everyone except smashfan and muhti: The What?
Mephiles: I grow sick of this...
(( Mephiles teliports in front of Majora/Dementio and flicks Majora off like nothing.))
Majora: NO FAIR!!
Mephiles: Life isn't fair.
Danti: Couldn't have said it better my self, Bro-
Mephiles: Just because you are half demon and I am a demon of darkness does NOT make us brothers.
Danti:...OK...
Everyone: He's a what now?!
NiGHTS: And everyone just notice?
Jeez, Nightopions are smarter then you all.
((Mari,ZIM AND SF666 ARE SEPERATE GROUPS -.-)))
Majora: YOULL PAY MWAHAHA
*Majora heads his way to Dimentio*
Dimentio: Not again.....
*Majora lands on Dimentios face and takes control*
Majora/Dimentio: AHAHAHAHA
*Majora turns its new body into a creepy mixture of Majora(phase 3)and Super Dimentio*
Super Dajora: CIAO!
Mari: Could this get worse?
???: RAWRG... WHERES THE PEACH LOOK-A-LIKE?!
SF666: I think it just did...
Mephiles: Ill deal with the reptile.
*Mephiles teleports Bowser,Mari,Sonic,NiGHTS!, and Danti to another location*
Shadow: joy joy.
Muhti: You could say that again......
Majora: YOULL PAY MWAHAHA
*Majora heads his way to Dimentio*
Dimentio: Not again.....
*Majora lands on Dimentios face and takes control*
Majora/Dimentio: AHAHAHAHA
*Majora turns its new body into a creepy mixture of Majora(phase 3)and Super Dimentio*
Super Dajora: CIAO!
Mari: Could this get worse?
???: RAWRG... WHERES THE PEACH LOOK-A-LIKE?!
SF666: I think it just did...
Mephiles: Ill deal with the reptile.
*Mephiles teleports Bowser,Mari,Sonic,NiGHTS!, and Danti to another location*
Shadow: joy joy.
Muhti: You could say that again......
smashfan666
Smash Cadet
(as my avatar changes, a disturbance emanating from dimention d removes the green NMM heads of my "new" avi)
Dark Unicron avi: "uuugh... i am sick of this..."
dib: "what is it?"
Dark Unicron avi: "the other halves of myself are still in dimension d, so when i changed my avatar, the distance between us prevented the change from happening properly."
dib: "well, if that turned you into the dark unicron part... then what happened to Evil Leo and Rainbow Dash?"
(meanwhile, in dimension d)
(evil leo and rainbow dash have been replaced with 2 sickly green versions of Nightmare Moon)
green nmm avi 1: "this is just a fine kettle of fish, isn't it?"
green nmm avi 2: "(skyward scream) DIMENTIOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
(back with us)
dark unicron avi: "...so, what now?"
(the conveyor belt shuts off. the scrap robots look around in confusion)
dib: "it stopped!"
swiper: "phew! well, thank goodness for THAT!"
(creeeeak!)
all: "0-0"
mertle: "and cue danger in 3... 2... 1..."
(a pebble falls on mertle's head, knocking her out)
all: "..."
dark unicron avi: "well, at least we're not being sent elsewhere via explosion. and we don't have her constant nagging to deal with, so that's a plus..."
(the place blows up)
dark unicron avi: "WHY DID I HAVE TO OPEN MY BIG MOUTH?!?!"
(when we come to, dib, mertle, and wackoman are missing. we've crashlanded in a place that looks eerily realistic, yet also like a model set. in a forest of some kind)
dark unicron avi: "uuugh, my head..."
swiper: "where are we?"
dark unicron avi: "well, on the bright side, no more b**chy to worry about! we still need to find wackoman and dib, though. let's move!"
(elsewhere, dib appears to have landed in some form of steelworks, which appears to be done in the same style as the forest swiper and i landed in.)
dib: "(waking up) where am i? ...is this another part of the junkyard?"
???: "hey, you!"
dib: "huh?!"
(two diesel engines approach)
iron 'arry: "ain't you a bit young t'be playin' in scrapyards?"
dib: "*thinking* they TALK? i think i have a good idea where i am..."
(meanwhile, mertle is walking by some railroad tracks)
mertle: "*sigh* looks like i've lost everyone again... ...maybe that's not such a bad thing."
(loud whistle)
???: "hello, ya' little b**ch! ever hear of me?"
(mertle begins to run extremely fast, but then is stuck with nowhere left to run on a hillside)
mertle: "aw, no..."
(the mysterious voice catches up with her)
diesel 10: "and here i though you and smashfan's little helpers had somewhere to be."
mertle: "*thinking* i was just kidding about all that stuff i said back at the junkyard, but jeez!"
(diesel 10 uses his mechanical claw to grab mertle)
diesel 10: "say hello to pinchy! HAHAHAHAHAHA!! (trundles off)"
(elsewhere...)
Dark Unicron avi: "uuugh... i am sick of this..."
dib: "what is it?"
Dark Unicron avi: "the other halves of myself are still in dimension d, so when i changed my avatar, the distance between us prevented the change from happening properly."
dib: "well, if that turned you into the dark unicron part... then what happened to Evil Leo and Rainbow Dash?"
(meanwhile, in dimension d)
(evil leo and rainbow dash have been replaced with 2 sickly green versions of Nightmare Moon)
green nmm avi 1: "this is just a fine kettle of fish, isn't it?"
green nmm avi 2: "(skyward scream) DIMENTIOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
(back with us)
dark unicron avi: "...so, what now?"
(the conveyor belt shuts off. the scrap robots look around in confusion)
dib: "it stopped!"
swiper: "phew! well, thank goodness for THAT!"
(creeeeak!)
all: "0-0"
mertle: "and cue danger in 3... 2... 1..."
(a pebble falls on mertle's head, knocking her out)
all: "..."
dark unicron avi: "well, at least we're not being sent elsewhere via explosion. and we don't have her constant nagging to deal with, so that's a plus..."
(the place blows up)
dark unicron avi: "WHY DID I HAVE TO OPEN MY BIG MOUTH?!?!"
(when we come to, dib, mertle, and wackoman are missing. we've crashlanded in a place that looks eerily realistic, yet also like a model set. in a forest of some kind)
dark unicron avi: "uuugh, my head..."
swiper: "where are we?"
dark unicron avi: "well, on the bright side, no more b**chy to worry about! we still need to find wackoman and dib, though. let's move!"
(elsewhere, dib appears to have landed in some form of steelworks, which appears to be done in the same style as the forest swiper and i landed in.)
dib: "(waking up) where am i? ...is this another part of the junkyard?"
???: "hey, you!"
dib: "huh?!"
(two diesel engines approach)
iron 'arry: "ain't you a bit young t'be playin' in scrapyards?"
dib: "*thinking* they TALK? i think i have a good idea where i am..."
(meanwhile, mertle is walking by some railroad tracks)
mertle: "*sigh* looks like i've lost everyone again... ...maybe that's not such a bad thing."
(loud whistle)
???: "hello, ya' little b**ch! ever hear of me?"
(mertle begins to run extremely fast, but then is stuck with nowhere left to run on a hillside)
mertle: "aw, no..."
(the mysterious voice catches up with her)
diesel 10: "and here i though you and smashfan's little helpers had somewhere to be."
mertle: "*thinking* i was just kidding about all that stuff i said back at the junkyard, but jeez!"
(diesel 10 uses his mechanical claw to grab mertle)
diesel 10: "say hello to pinchy! HAHAHAHAHAHA!! (trundles off)"
(elsewhere...)
Super Dajora: MWAHAHA
*Muhti lightly floats up to the creature and flicks the mask off, revealin Dimentios light blue face, with his crimson eyes glowing like a fire on Christmas Eve*
Dimentio: Ugh, what happened?
Majora: NOOO!!! IM GONNA KILL YOU ALL.
*Majora killed off SF666s old avi but was burned to a crisp by Luigi*
Evil Leo: Now we got rid of him.....*starts celebrating*
Rainbow Dash: Who?
Shadow: I think he meant SF666s old avi, I got news that he has a new one.
Muhti: Well Im not my own avi......which is Dimentio, we split once we became 10
Dimentio: Ahahaha true, that day was horrifying.......
Dr. Wily: MEGA MAN I WILL GET RID OF YOU!!!
Dib: Was that... *gulp* Dr.Wily?
*In the background*
Mega Man : AHHH STOP IT, THAT HURTS.
Evil Leo: Lets help the blue man!
*In Lord Blumieres Castle*
Timpani: Do you want anything else?
*Timpani asked as she placed the plate of chicken on his desk*
Blumiere: Yes yes...... WHAT IN THE NAME OF-
Timpani: What is it?
Blumiere: I found my father.
Timoani: *starts smiling* Really? Lets call your minions... MINIONS!
Mimi: Yes Timpani?
Blumiere: My father..... Is Dimentio.
Timpani: WHAT?! HE WAS THE ONE WHO SEPERATED ME FROM YOU!!!! Now I know why I recognized him from World 1-4
Nastasia: Well, isnt this irony? And reminds me of Star Wars.
O' Chunks: Nice joke ye' Nastasia
Nastasia: When was the last time I joked around? Lets stop this conversation before it get out of hand,K?
O' Chunks: ........Err
*Muhti lightly floats up to the creature and flicks the mask off, revealin Dimentios light blue face, with his crimson eyes glowing like a fire on Christmas Eve*
Dimentio: Ugh, what happened?
Majora: NOOO!!! IM GONNA KILL YOU ALL.
*Majora killed off SF666s old avi but was burned to a crisp by Luigi*
Evil Leo: Now we got rid of him.....*starts celebrating*
Rainbow Dash: Who?
Shadow: I think he meant SF666s old avi, I got news that he has a new one.
Muhti: Well Im not my own avi......which is Dimentio, we split once we became 10
Dimentio: Ahahaha true, that day was horrifying.......
Dr. Wily: MEGA MAN I WILL GET RID OF YOU!!!
Dib: Was that... *gulp* Dr.Wily?
*In the background*
Mega Man : AHHH STOP IT, THAT HURTS.
Evil Leo: Lets help the blue man!
*In Lord Blumieres Castle*
Timpani: Do you want anything else?
*Timpani asked as she placed the plate of chicken on his desk*
Blumiere: Yes yes...... WHAT IN THE NAME OF-
Timpani: What is it?
Blumiere: I found my father.
Timoani: *starts smiling* Really? Lets call your minions... MINIONS!
Mimi: Yes Timpani?
Blumiere: My father..... Is Dimentio.
Timpani: WHAT?! HE WAS THE ONE WHO SEPERATED ME FROM YOU!!!! Now I know why I recognized him from World 1-4
Nastasia: Well, isnt this irony? And reminds me of Star Wars.
O' Chunks: Nice joke ye' Nastasia
Nastasia: When was the last time I joked around? Lets stop this conversation before it get out of hand,K?
O' Chunks: ........Err
smashfan666
Smash Cadet
(meanwhile, diesel 10 stops at a viaduct many miles over a lake)
diesel 10: "AAAHAHAHAHAHAAA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! alright, little-miss-princess. i know smashfan and his pals are here."
mertle: "ugh, don't tell me THEY'VE crashed here, too..."
(diesel 10's claw shakes in attempt to shut mertle up)
diesel 10: "and i know about the ordeal with discord."
mertle: "wait, what?!"
diesel 10: "and when i find smashfan and mars, you and those do-gooder forum fighters that tagged you along'll be nothing but a curious piece o' history! now tell me where smashfan is, edmonds! NOW!"
mertle: "what makes you think I know? in case you don't know, we were all separated, and-"
diesel 10: "ya' got 10 seconds. (uses claw to shake mertle again)"
mertle: "AGH!"
diesel 10: "10... 9..."
(mertle searches her pockets for anything that might help)
mertle: "(pulls out eyeliner) no... (pulls out lipstick) not that either!"
diesel 10: "7... 6..."
mertle: "(pulls out an eyelash curler) aha! (tries to hold the curler to one of the cables on diesel 10's claw)"
diesel 10: "5... 4... 3... 2..."
mertle: "(chops a hole in the cable with the eyelash curler) too late, diesel!"
(having malfunctioned, "pinchy" throws mertle to the side)
diesel 10: "again with this sh**?!"
mertle: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!! (lands in a mud puddle) ...great, perfect landing."
(meanwhile, back with me and swiper)
swiper: "this has been the queerest day. first you and 3 other people come to the hell dimension and we nearly get killed, then we get chased down by people who see a magnet as their god, find a cult of suicidal robots, your avatar gets split up by this dementia guy, and now we've landed in a realistic setting with dib and wackoman being who-knows-where and readers barely pay attention to what's been going on. they probably stopped some time around here, anyway."
shadow unicron avi: "too long, didn't read."
swiper: "yeah, you're probably right..."
(mysterious rustling, we see a pair of yellow eyes in the bushes)
sultry voice: "hmm..."
shadow unicron avi: "did you hear something?"
swiper: "it sounded like a green caterpillar on wheels."
sultry voice: "percy's not here..."
(a dark version of mertle comes forward)
dark mertle: "just me."
shadow unicron avi: "a dark character?! how does dark aeris even know we're here?!"
dark mertle: "oh, please. my master has nothing to do with this. i'm just here on my own terms..."
swiper: "i highly doubt that."
shadow unicron avi: "what are you saying?"
dark mertle: "you know you don't need the real mertle edmonds with you, right?"
shadow unicron avi: "a universal truth..."
dark mertle: "so why not have me be your fifth instead?"
swiper: "yeah, right."
shadow unicron avi: "i understand you're probably better in personality than the real b**chy is, but you're still a dark character. and probably a deceptive one, at that."
dark mertle: "so ya' like jokes, eh? well, she told me one about you, smashfan. i'll whisper it. (whispers something in my ear)"
shadow unicron avi: "...WHY THAT NO-GOOD, HEARTLESS LITTLE..."
swiper: "wow, must be pretty bad if it makes smashfan lose his temper like that."
dark mertle: "and you know how she's always despised you, swiper? it seems that's reached it's peak. (whispers something in swiper's ear)"
swiper: "...THAT SON OF HERSELF!"
(wackoman enters from another bush, covered in coal residue)
wackoman.exe: "hey, guys! (hits side of head, pouring coal dust out of 'ear') you'll never guess where i've been!"
dark mertle: "heh, never in a million years, wackoman! by the way, you know that little b**ch you, smashfan, swiper and dib had to put up with this whole time?"
wackoman.exe: "yeah, what about her?"
dark mertle: "i've heard some pretty nasty things about you from her. i'll pass it on. (whispers in wackoman's ear *of lack thereof*)"
wackoman.exe: "(so angry that a tea-kettle whistling noise is going off in the background) that... big... *deep voice* JERK!!!"
shadow unicron avi: "alright, dark chick. you're in. the NERVE of that little a-hole!"
swiper: "i knew she was mean, but i never thought she'd be THAT kind of pr**k!"
wackoman.exe: "*in a perfect ringo starr voice* we cannot allow it!"
dark mertle: "of course. she's not even worth your time. if we ever see her again, we'll have a little taste of her own medicine for her..."
shadow unicron avi: "yes, we show her just where she went wrong! she did it to us, we'll do it to her and see how she likes it!"
dark mertle: "(smirking) heh, excellent..."
(meanwhile, back at the scrapyard)
green NMM avi 1: "hey, wily! (flies up to the side of the wily capsule) try and stop this! (uses horn to pierce the glass)"
dr. wily: "gah! why you... (zaps the green NMM with an electric attack)"
green NMM avi 1: "AAAGHAYAYAYAYAH!! okay, THAT was just cheap! you'll pay for that! (hides in the shadows of one corner)"
green NMM avi 2: "(comes out of the opposite side and attacks one of the eyesockets on the capsule) told you so! (flees back into the corner)"
(the first green NMM re-emerges and attacks one of the bolts holding the glass dome to the rest of the wily capsule)
diesel 10: "AAAHAHAHAHAHAAA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! alright, little-miss-princess. i know smashfan and his pals are here."
mertle: "ugh, don't tell me THEY'VE crashed here, too..."
(diesel 10's claw shakes in attempt to shut mertle up)
diesel 10: "and i know about the ordeal with discord."
mertle: "wait, what?!"
diesel 10: "and when i find smashfan and mars, you and those do-gooder forum fighters that tagged you along'll be nothing but a curious piece o' history! now tell me where smashfan is, edmonds! NOW!"
mertle: "what makes you think I know? in case you don't know, we were all separated, and-"
diesel 10: "ya' got 10 seconds. (uses claw to shake mertle again)"
mertle: "AGH!"
diesel 10: "10... 9..."
(mertle searches her pockets for anything that might help)
mertle: "(pulls out eyeliner) no... (pulls out lipstick) not that either!"
diesel 10: "7... 6..."
mertle: "(pulls out an eyelash curler) aha! (tries to hold the curler to one of the cables on diesel 10's claw)"
diesel 10: "5... 4... 3... 2..."
mertle: "(chops a hole in the cable with the eyelash curler) too late, diesel!"
(having malfunctioned, "pinchy" throws mertle to the side)
diesel 10: "again with this sh**?!"
mertle: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!! (lands in a mud puddle) ...great, perfect landing."
(meanwhile, back with me and swiper)
swiper: "this has been the queerest day. first you and 3 other people come to the hell dimension and we nearly get killed, then we get chased down by people who see a magnet as their god, find a cult of suicidal robots, your avatar gets split up by this dementia guy, and now we've landed in a realistic setting with dib and wackoman being who-knows-where and readers barely pay attention to what's been going on. they probably stopped some time around here, anyway."
shadow unicron avi: "too long, didn't read."
swiper: "yeah, you're probably right..."
(mysterious rustling, we see a pair of yellow eyes in the bushes)
sultry voice: "hmm..."
shadow unicron avi: "did you hear something?"
swiper: "it sounded like a green caterpillar on wheels."
sultry voice: "percy's not here..."
(a dark version of mertle comes forward)
dark mertle: "just me."
shadow unicron avi: "a dark character?! how does dark aeris even know we're here?!"
dark mertle: "oh, please. my master has nothing to do with this. i'm just here on my own terms..."
swiper: "i highly doubt that."
shadow unicron avi: "what are you saying?"
dark mertle: "you know you don't need the real mertle edmonds with you, right?"
shadow unicron avi: "a universal truth..."
dark mertle: "so why not have me be your fifth instead?"
swiper: "yeah, right."
shadow unicron avi: "i understand you're probably better in personality than the real b**chy is, but you're still a dark character. and probably a deceptive one, at that."
dark mertle: "so ya' like jokes, eh? well, she told me one about you, smashfan. i'll whisper it. (whispers something in my ear)"
shadow unicron avi: "...WHY THAT NO-GOOD, HEARTLESS LITTLE..."
swiper: "wow, must be pretty bad if it makes smashfan lose his temper like that."
dark mertle: "and you know how she's always despised you, swiper? it seems that's reached it's peak. (whispers something in swiper's ear)"
swiper: "...THAT SON OF HERSELF!"
(wackoman enters from another bush, covered in coal residue)
wackoman.exe: "hey, guys! (hits side of head, pouring coal dust out of 'ear') you'll never guess where i've been!"
dark mertle: "heh, never in a million years, wackoman! by the way, you know that little b**ch you, smashfan, swiper and dib had to put up with this whole time?"
wackoman.exe: "yeah, what about her?"
dark mertle: "i've heard some pretty nasty things about you from her. i'll pass it on. (whispers in wackoman's ear *of lack thereof*)"
wackoman.exe: "(so angry that a tea-kettle whistling noise is going off in the background) that... big... *deep voice* JERK!!!"
shadow unicron avi: "alright, dark chick. you're in. the NERVE of that little a-hole!"
swiper: "i knew she was mean, but i never thought she'd be THAT kind of pr**k!"
wackoman.exe: "*in a perfect ringo starr voice* we cannot allow it!"
dark mertle: "of course. she's not even worth your time. if we ever see her again, we'll have a little taste of her own medicine for her..."
shadow unicron avi: "yes, we show her just where she went wrong! she did it to us, we'll do it to her and see how she likes it!"
dark mertle: "(smirking) heh, excellent..."
(meanwhile, back at the scrapyard)
green NMM avi 1: "hey, wily! (flies up to the side of the wily capsule) try and stop this! (uses horn to pierce the glass)"
dr. wily: "gah! why you... (zaps the green NMM with an electric attack)"
green NMM avi 1: "AAAGHAYAYAYAYAH!! okay, THAT was just cheap! you'll pay for that! (hides in the shadows of one corner)"
green NMM avi 2: "(comes out of the opposite side and attacks one of the eyesockets on the capsule) told you so! (flees back into the corner)"
(the first green NMM re-emerges and attacks one of the bolts holding the glass dome to the rest of the wily capsule)
smashfan666
Smash Cadet
(meanwhile, with mars's group)
princess luna: "keyper, did you send anyone up to deal with the borg?"
keyper: "yes. we believe he can drive them off with ease."
zim: "who did you send?"
(the borg ship begins to explode, and down from the space debris drops...)
saxton hale: "SAAAAAAAAAAAXTON HAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!!"
keyper: "oh, thank heavens you're alright! oh, thank you, mr. hale. thank you one hundred times over!"
yami yugi: "well, that was a waste of a sidequest. anyway, have you seen smashfan and his team anywhere recently?"
keyper: "you know, i read in the news that they've crashlanded on an island just off the coast of great britan. i can get you some easy transportation there."
princess luna: "huzzah!"
keyper: "you all might want to hang onto something, though."
zim: "nobody commands zim, earth creature! er- i mean, why's that?"
(saxton hale lifts up the very section of ground mars, yugi, zim, celestia, discord, luna, jenny, and retro are all standing on)
zim: "!!! I SEE YOUR POINT CLEARLY, KEY PERSON! (clutches onto the ground)"
saxton hale: "SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAXTON (throws the ground, sending it flying many miles away) HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!!!!"
keyper: "good luck, brave heroes!"
zim, jenny, luna, discord, zim, celestia, and retroantonio: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
discord: "WORST TRAVEL PLAN EVER!!!"
(the island of sodor comes into view for mars and co.)
yami yugi: "smashfan and his team are here?"
discord: "good choice in vacation spot!"
(cut, mars and co. are passed out near a shunting yard)
ringo starr: "when mars and the others came to, they found themselves in one of the shunting yards."
discord: "oooogh, my head!"
ringo starr: "groaned discord."
discord: "way to introduce my mortal form to the concept of damage..."
ringo starr: "the others soon awoke as well."
jenny: "where are we?"
ringo starr: "said jenny."
zim: "i have no idea."
ringo starr: "zim replied."
zim: "and, why do i hear a voice of the beatles?"
yami yugi: "because ringo starr was one of the narrators for this show. so our usual narrator has been replaced by ringo for the duration of our time on sodor."
ringo starr: "the pharaoh answered him. zim decided to follow along."
princess luna: "where is this place?"
ringo starr: "luna brought up."
princess luna: "is this the quarry?"
discord: "no, this place looks too grey to be the quarry. also, no bill and ben in sight."
(bill and ben enter the yard)
ringo starr: "almost as if on cue, the tank engine twins rolled into the yard. their drivers got out of their cabs and began to examine them. bill took notice to discord."
bill: "what's THAT thing?"
ringo starr: "he exclaimed. ben was equally as confused."
ben: "it looks like some kind of dragon."
bill: "i don't think so, ben. if it is a dragon,"
ringo starr: "bill said."
bill: "then it's the funniest-looking one I'VE ever seen! it looks more like a goat!"
ben: "or maybe some kind of snake!"
ringo star: "discord felt obliged to jump in."
discord: "actually, twins. you're both right on all accounts. (camera gets a shot of each body part as it's said) goat, dragon, snake, bird, steer, stag, bat, lion, eagle, buffalo, (camera goes back to a full-body shot) and a TON of other things."
(both bill's and ben's eyes are spinning)
ringo starr: "bill and ben couldn't BE more confused! celestia sought to elaborate."
princess celestia: "he's a draconequis, a chimeric being with body parts of many different species."
bill: "oh!"
ringo starr: "said bill"
bill: "i've heard about those, but i've NEVER seen one up close before!"
discord: "well, take a picture if you must. because not very many things can rival my face for sheer beauty!"
bill: "and i've heard of this specific one, too! they say his name is discord."
ben: "it looks like discord... but it can't be! discord's supposed to be trapped in stone for 1000 years"
princess celestia: "how DID you get out, anyway?"
ringo starr: "celestia asked."
discord: "it's a long and complicated story that involves the same group i was kicked out of."
ringo starr: "replied discord."
discord: "it'd take FAR too long to explain."
yami yugi: "you don't even know, do you?"
discord: "can we just move on already? this conversation is getting boring."
yami yugi: "not sure if excuse to drop the subject, or just an example of inconsistency."
zim: "ahem... does nobody pay attention to the TALKING LOCOMOTIVES IN FRONT OF US?!"
ringo starr: "zim burst out."
zim: "and that narrator is wearing on my nerves already!"
discord: "just ignore it, zim. it seems the narrator is necessary."
bill: "what narrator?"
discord: "see? they get the idea."
ben: "what idea?"
ringo starr: "zim pretended he hadn't heard any of them."
zim: "have either of you two engines seen a user named smashfan666 anywhere on this island?"
ben: "beats me,"
ringo starr: "said ben."
ben: "we've just been carrying rock from the quarry all day."
zim: "so, they can't have landed near the quarry..."
bill: "i'll bet derek might have seen something!"
princess luna: "derek?"
ben: "he's a diesel who helps out at the quarry a lot."
bill: "he breaks down sometimes, but he gets over it quickly."
discord: "ah! now something's ringing a bell!"
ringo starr: "discord exclaimed."
discord: "how many times has he gone up in flames today?"
bill: "by my count, about 2."
discord: "fairly good day, i guess."
yami yugi: "care to elaborate, discord?"
discord: "derek is one of the 'paxman' brand of diesels, so he has a bad cooling system and breaks down often."
zim: "ah, now i remember. gir has an attraction to this show, like most others."
yami yugi: "where's derek right now?"
ringo starr: "asked the pharaoh."
bill: "at the quarry works for repairs."
ringo starr: "replied bill"
ben: "we can take you there if you'd like!"
discord: "yes please!"
ringo starr: "said discord. so they divvied themselves up between bill & ben's cabs, and after repairs were finished, the twins puffed away."
(cut)
ringo starr: "meanwhile, dib and the iron twins, arry and bert, were watching the battle against dr. wily."
princess luna: "keyper, did you send anyone up to deal with the borg?"
keyper: "yes. we believe he can drive them off with ease."
zim: "who did you send?"
(the borg ship begins to explode, and down from the space debris drops...)
saxton hale: "SAAAAAAAAAAAXTON HAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!!"
keyper: "oh, thank heavens you're alright! oh, thank you, mr. hale. thank you one hundred times over!"
yami yugi: "well, that was a waste of a sidequest. anyway, have you seen smashfan and his team anywhere recently?"
keyper: "you know, i read in the news that they've crashlanded on an island just off the coast of great britan. i can get you some easy transportation there."
princess luna: "huzzah!"
keyper: "you all might want to hang onto something, though."
zim: "nobody commands zim, earth creature! er- i mean, why's that?"
(saxton hale lifts up the very section of ground mars, yugi, zim, celestia, discord, luna, jenny, and retro are all standing on)
zim: "!!! I SEE YOUR POINT CLEARLY, KEY PERSON! (clutches onto the ground)"
saxton hale: "SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAXTON (throws the ground, sending it flying many miles away) HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!!!!"
keyper: "good luck, brave heroes!"
zim, jenny, luna, discord, zim, celestia, and retroantonio: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
discord: "WORST TRAVEL PLAN EVER!!!"
(the island of sodor comes into view for mars and co.)
yami yugi: "smashfan and his team are here?"
discord: "good choice in vacation spot!"
(cut, mars and co. are passed out near a shunting yard)
ringo starr: "when mars and the others came to, they found themselves in one of the shunting yards."
discord: "oooogh, my head!"
ringo starr: "groaned discord."
discord: "way to introduce my mortal form to the concept of damage..."
ringo starr: "the others soon awoke as well."
jenny: "where are we?"
ringo starr: "said jenny."
zim: "i have no idea."
ringo starr: "zim replied."
zim: "and, why do i hear a voice of the beatles?"
yami yugi: "because ringo starr was one of the narrators for this show. so our usual narrator has been replaced by ringo for the duration of our time on sodor."
ringo starr: "the pharaoh answered him. zim decided to follow along."
princess luna: "where is this place?"
ringo starr: "luna brought up."
princess luna: "is this the quarry?"
discord: "no, this place looks too grey to be the quarry. also, no bill and ben in sight."
(bill and ben enter the yard)
ringo starr: "almost as if on cue, the tank engine twins rolled into the yard. their drivers got out of their cabs and began to examine them. bill took notice to discord."
bill: "what's THAT thing?"
ringo starr: "he exclaimed. ben was equally as confused."
ben: "it looks like some kind of dragon."
bill: "i don't think so, ben. if it is a dragon,"
ringo starr: "bill said."
bill: "then it's the funniest-looking one I'VE ever seen! it looks more like a goat!"
ben: "or maybe some kind of snake!"
ringo star: "discord felt obliged to jump in."
discord: "actually, twins. you're both right on all accounts. (camera gets a shot of each body part as it's said) goat, dragon, snake, bird, steer, stag, bat, lion, eagle, buffalo, (camera goes back to a full-body shot) and a TON of other things."
(both bill's and ben's eyes are spinning)
ringo starr: "bill and ben couldn't BE more confused! celestia sought to elaborate."
princess celestia: "he's a draconequis, a chimeric being with body parts of many different species."
bill: "oh!"
ringo starr: "said bill"
bill: "i've heard about those, but i've NEVER seen one up close before!"
discord: "well, take a picture if you must. because not very many things can rival my face for sheer beauty!"
bill: "and i've heard of this specific one, too! they say his name is discord."
ben: "it looks like discord... but it can't be! discord's supposed to be trapped in stone for 1000 years"
princess celestia: "how DID you get out, anyway?"
ringo starr: "celestia asked."
discord: "it's a long and complicated story that involves the same group i was kicked out of."
ringo starr: "replied discord."
discord: "it'd take FAR too long to explain."
yami yugi: "you don't even know, do you?"
discord: "can we just move on already? this conversation is getting boring."
yami yugi: "not sure if excuse to drop the subject, or just an example of inconsistency."
zim: "ahem... does nobody pay attention to the TALKING LOCOMOTIVES IN FRONT OF US?!"
ringo starr: "zim burst out."
zim: "and that narrator is wearing on my nerves already!"
discord: "just ignore it, zim. it seems the narrator is necessary."
bill: "what narrator?"
discord: "see? they get the idea."
ben: "what idea?"
ringo starr: "zim pretended he hadn't heard any of them."
zim: "have either of you two engines seen a user named smashfan666 anywhere on this island?"
ben: "beats me,"
ringo starr: "said ben."
ben: "we've just been carrying rock from the quarry all day."
zim: "so, they can't have landed near the quarry..."
bill: "i'll bet derek might have seen something!"
princess luna: "derek?"
ben: "he's a diesel who helps out at the quarry a lot."
bill: "he breaks down sometimes, but he gets over it quickly."
discord: "ah! now something's ringing a bell!"
ringo starr: "discord exclaimed."
discord: "how many times has he gone up in flames today?"
bill: "by my count, about 2."
discord: "fairly good day, i guess."
yami yugi: "care to elaborate, discord?"
discord: "derek is one of the 'paxman' brand of diesels, so he has a bad cooling system and breaks down often."
zim: "ah, now i remember. gir has an attraction to this show, like most others."
yami yugi: "where's derek right now?"
ringo starr: "asked the pharaoh."
bill: "at the quarry works for repairs."
ringo starr: "replied bill"
ben: "we can take you there if you'd like!"
discord: "yes please!"
ringo starr: "said discord. so they divvied themselves up between bill & ben's cabs, and after repairs were finished, the twins puffed away."
(cut)
ringo starr: "meanwhile, dib and the iron twins, arry and bert, were watching the battle against dr. wily."
smashfan666
Smash Cadet
ringo starr: "so tacel logged out and scuttled away from his computer to sulk..."
(cut to a field where we see an unamused, mud-drenched mertle edmonds)
ringo starr: "mertle was tired out. she was drenched in mud from her fall after escaping diesel 10, she wanted a place to clean up. ahead, she saw a relatively pure waterfall."
mertle: "good enough..."
ringo starr: "she sighed to herself. so she went in for a quick wash-up, dried off for about an hour, and then she set off again. she eventrually found smashfan, swiper, and wackoman looking very cross."
shadow unicron avi: "YOU!!! (grabs mertle and throws her into a tree)"
mertle: "ow... why are you guys so hostile all of a sudden?"
shadow unicron avi: "we want no part of you anymore!"
mertle: "stop fooling,"
ringo starr: "said mertle"
mertle: "i'm sick of this!"
swiper: "so are we,"
ringo starr: "hissed the three."
swiper: "we're tired of you."
shadow unicron avi: "we prefer your dark counterpart to you, you tell tales about us to everyone you meet!"
mertle: "i don't!"
shadow unicron avi: "you do!"
mertle: "I DON'T!"
swiper: "YOU DO."
wackoman.exe: "you also call us mean names!"
mertle: "like what?"
shadow unicron avi: "(grabs mertle by the shirt) you called me a MOTHERLESS VIRGIN!"
ringo starr: "spluttered smashfan."
swiper: "filthy, flea-ridden pickpocket!"
ringo starr: "hissed swiper."
wackoman.exe: "i'm ol' glasses-bandit!"
ringo starr: "fumed wackoman."
dark mertle: "well, b**ch?"
ringo starr: "mertle considered."
mertle: "i just wish"
ringo starr: "she said, confusedly"
mertle: "that i'd thought of those names myself, if the glove fits-"
dark mertle: "a-hem..."
shadow unicron avi: "your purple-tinted opposite spilled the beans to us."
ringo starr: "accused smashfan."
shadow unicron avi: "dark mertle, you DID hear what b**chy said, right?"
dark mertle: "i can't understand it, though. to think that she, of all people... i knew she was a jerk, smashfan. but i didn't think it to be like THIS."
shadow unicron avi: "exactly, so... (throws mertle yards away) F**K YOU FOREVER!!!"
ringo starr: "mertle faceplanted in a field of roses. while smashfan and co smirked with triumph."
shadow unicron avi: "now we have to find dib. he's the Smart Guy of the group, and the Smart Guy is essential!"
dark mertle: "then let's do get going,"
ringo starr: "dark mertle squirmed"
dark mertle: "we have absolutely no time to lose!"
ringo starr: "so they set off. mars and his team already arrived at the quarry. bill and ben dropped them off at the quarry works."
(bill and ben roll backwards)
bill: "goodbye!"
ringo starr: "they whistled, and chuffed off to collect freight cars. derek the diesel engine rolled out of the works good as new again, he took notice to the group."
derek: "hello!"
ringo starr: "he said."
derek: "who are you?"
discord: "perhaps we haven't met, i'm Discord. and these are my accomplices for the moment - mars16, retroantonio, pharaoh
, invader zim, princess celestia, princess luna, and XJ9, better known as jenny wakeman."
yami yugi: "we're looking for smashfan666, have you seen him, by chance?"
derek: "you know, i HAVE seen the most peculiar people running around the island today. was he with a fox wearing a purple mask and a clown with blue hair?"
ringo starr: "he asked them."
retroantonio: "that'd be him!"
derek: "then think i saw him land in a forest just downhill from here. if you want, i could take you there!"
princess luna: "oh, thank you, derek!"
ringo starr: "smiled luna."
princess luna: "(hugs derek's face) you're such a kind diesel!"
ringo starr: "derek blushed as luna cuddled up to him. everyone got into the cab, and derek set off."
(cut to derek rolling down a hill)
ringo starr: "derek loved rolling downhill. it was so much easier on his engine than going uphill, for certain."
derek: "so, what's the latest radical fighter adventure this week?"
yami yugi: "we have to track down megaman before he reverse-engineers a stolen batch of decorpsinator serum to make something... deadly..."
jenny "we're not sure what, but whatever it is, it sure won't be good!"
derek: "that DOES sound bad! we'd better work fast, then!"
ringo starr: "derek's driver kicked him into high-gear. THEN there was trouble..."
(sounds of derek's engine backfiring)
derek: "no! not now!"
(derek screeches to a halt at the bottom of the hill, then smoke emits)
derek: "oh, goddammit!!"
ringo starr: "derek fumed"
zim: "...that's the last thing i'd expect to hear from a character on THIS show"
discord: "seems like a nice change of pace to me!"
ringo starr: "they all got out of derek's cab and conversed."
derek's driver: "it'll be some time before we can get a breakdown train to help him back to the quarry."
derek: "go on without me, guys."
ringo starr: "derek said, weakly."
derek: "you have more important things to worry about than me..."
(cut to a field where we see an unamused, mud-drenched mertle edmonds)
ringo starr: "mertle was tired out. she was drenched in mud from her fall after escaping diesel 10, she wanted a place to clean up. ahead, she saw a relatively pure waterfall."
mertle: "good enough..."
ringo starr: "she sighed to herself. so she went in for a quick wash-up, dried off for about an hour, and then she set off again. she eventrually found smashfan, swiper, and wackoman looking very cross."
shadow unicron avi: "YOU!!! (grabs mertle and throws her into a tree)"
mertle: "ow... why are you guys so hostile all of a sudden?"
shadow unicron avi: "we want no part of you anymore!"
mertle: "stop fooling,"
ringo starr: "said mertle"
mertle: "i'm sick of this!"
swiper: "so are we,"
ringo starr: "hissed the three."
swiper: "we're tired of you."
shadow unicron avi: "we prefer your dark counterpart to you, you tell tales about us to everyone you meet!"
mertle: "i don't!"
shadow unicron avi: "you do!"
mertle: "I DON'T!"
swiper: "YOU DO."
wackoman.exe: "you also call us mean names!"
mertle: "like what?"
shadow unicron avi: "(grabs mertle by the shirt) you called me a MOTHERLESS VIRGIN!"
ringo starr: "spluttered smashfan."
swiper: "filthy, flea-ridden pickpocket!"
ringo starr: "hissed swiper."
wackoman.exe: "i'm ol' glasses-bandit!"
ringo starr: "fumed wackoman."
dark mertle: "well, b**ch?"
ringo starr: "mertle considered."
mertle: "i just wish"
ringo starr: "she said, confusedly"
mertle: "that i'd thought of those names myself, if the glove fits-"
dark mertle: "a-hem..."
shadow unicron avi: "your purple-tinted opposite spilled the beans to us."
ringo starr: "accused smashfan."
shadow unicron avi: "dark mertle, you DID hear what b**chy said, right?"
dark mertle: "i can't understand it, though. to think that she, of all people... i knew she was a jerk, smashfan. but i didn't think it to be like THIS."
shadow unicron avi: "exactly, so... (throws mertle yards away) F**K YOU FOREVER!!!"
ringo starr: "mertle faceplanted in a field of roses. while smashfan and co smirked with triumph."
shadow unicron avi: "now we have to find dib. he's the Smart Guy of the group, and the Smart Guy is essential!"
dark mertle: "then let's do get going,"
ringo starr: "dark mertle squirmed"
dark mertle: "we have absolutely no time to lose!"
ringo starr: "so they set off. mars and his team already arrived at the quarry. bill and ben dropped them off at the quarry works."
(bill and ben roll backwards)
bill: "goodbye!"
ringo starr: "they whistled, and chuffed off to collect freight cars. derek the diesel engine rolled out of the works good as new again, he took notice to the group."
derek: "hello!"
ringo starr: "he said."
derek: "who are you?"
discord: "perhaps we haven't met, i'm Discord. and these are my accomplices for the moment - mars16, retroantonio, pharaoh
atem
yami yugi: "we're looking for smashfan666, have you seen him, by chance?"
derek: "you know, i HAVE seen the most peculiar people running around the island today. was he with a fox wearing a purple mask and a clown with blue hair?"
ringo starr: "he asked them."
retroantonio: "that'd be him!"
derek: "then think i saw him land in a forest just downhill from here. if you want, i could take you there!"
princess luna: "oh, thank you, derek!"
ringo starr: "smiled luna."
princess luna: "(hugs derek's face) you're such a kind diesel!"
ringo starr: "derek blushed as luna cuddled up to him. everyone got into the cab, and derek set off."
(cut to derek rolling down a hill)
ringo starr: "derek loved rolling downhill. it was so much easier on his engine than going uphill, for certain."
derek: "so, what's the latest radical fighter adventure this week?"
yami yugi: "we have to track down megaman before he reverse-engineers a stolen batch of decorpsinator serum to make something... deadly..."
jenny "we're not sure what, but whatever it is, it sure won't be good!"
derek: "that DOES sound bad! we'd better work fast, then!"
ringo starr: "derek's driver kicked him into high-gear. THEN there was trouble..."
(sounds of derek's engine backfiring)
derek: "no! not now!"
(derek screeches to a halt at the bottom of the hill, then smoke emits)
derek: "oh, goddammit!!"
ringo starr: "derek fumed"
zim: "...that's the last thing i'd expect to hear from a character on THIS show"
discord: "seems like a nice change of pace to me!"
ringo starr: "they all got out of derek's cab and conversed."
derek's driver: "it'll be some time before we can get a breakdown train to help him back to the quarry."
derek: "go on without me, guys."
ringo starr: "derek said, weakly."
derek: "you have more important things to worry about than me..."
Muhti looked off into the distance. "I see somebody!", he shouted to the group. "Is that-",Dimentio started. "Mega Man?", Shadow finished for Dimentio. "Why hello there.", Mega Man greeted the group. As Mega Man landed a giant robot of Dr.Wilys creation rose. " AHAHAHAH CIAO!", Dr.Wily shouted. And as the heroes began for position, Dimentio punched his fist into his palm.
Dr.Wily squashed everyone except Dib,Muhti, both GNMM, Mega Man, and Dimentio. "erghh", GNMM 1 complained. Dib shot out a laser with his alien equipment. Dr.Wily began falling as Dib kept shooting. " CURSE YOU ALL!" , Dr.Wily finally went into the Earth, to rot. " I for one think Dimentio is an alien by the way", Dib announced. ".... We almost got killed by a mad scientist and you care that Im an ALIEN?!", Dimentio was about to shout some more until he heard a mumble from a stranger, " Father? I am here to aid you......sadly"
Dr.Wily squashed everyone except Dib,Muhti, both GNMM, Mega Man, and Dimentio. "erghh", GNMM 1 complained. Dib shot out a laser with his alien equipment. Dr.Wily began falling as Dib kept shooting. " CURSE YOU ALL!" , Dr.Wily finally went into the Earth, to rot. " I for one think Dimentio is an alien by the way", Dib announced. ".... We almost got killed by a mad scientist and you care that Im an ALIEN?!", Dimentio was about to shout some more until he heard a mumble from a stranger, " Father? I am here to aid you......sadly"
smashfan666
Smash Cadet
ringo starr: "meanwhile, mertle edmonds was walking to a station, still picking rose thorns out of her skin and clothes. she was still very cross about all the earlier incidents since she was tagged along to hunt down the megaman netnavi"
mertle: "phuh! i don't need THEM..."
ringo starr: "she said to herself"
mertle: "if i need ANYTHING it's a place to clean up, and a train off this island!"
ringo starr: "she waited at the platform for the express train. everyone else evacuated the moment they saw her!"
mertle: "what's THEIR problem?"
ringo starr: "at last, gordon arrived. but when he saw mertle, he backed out of the station with his coaches as fast as he could!"
gordon: "I'M NOT MOVING ONE INCH UNTIL THAT THING LEAVES!!"
ringo starr: "he fumed. besides mertle, sir topham hatt was the only one left on the platform. he easily recognized who mertle was."
sir topham hatt: "i'm sorry, mertle. but your reputation here is... well, let's say 'infamous'. seems the only way you could get a train here is if an engine were bold enough to take you."
ringo starr: "he explained. mertle spluttered."
mertle: "what?! that's just silly!"
ringo starr: "and she stormed off the station platform at once."
mertle: "silly old man."
ringo starr: "she complained"
mertle: "like EVERYONE here doesn't like me."
ringo starr: "she went to all sorts of yards and saw all sorts of engines. first, she tried to get thomas to agree to take her."
thomas: "cinders and ashes!"
ringo starr: "he shouted, and puffed out of the yard as fast as he could. henry was nearby, and did the same. next, she tried the scottish twins."
(both donald and douglas back up fiercely)
donald: "no!"
ringo starr: "they said indignantly."
douglas: "we got no room fer' spoil' brats, 'specially ones rough as ye! take a hike!"
ringo starr: "mertle grew impatient. she still pressed on, though. but even kind edward didn't want her."
edward: "oh! um, uh... well, i'd- i'd- i'd love to, really, but, um.. i- i have to go pick up some freight cars!"
(edward backs out)
ringo starr: "this is where mertle began to worry. she'd heard that edward would usually take any passenger, no matter who! she decided to take a bus off the island instead, but bertie didn't want her, either."
bertie the bus: "sorry, no room for little b**ches!"
(bertie drives off)
mertle: "i guess this one was obvious."
ringo starr: "she even tried harold the helicopter!"
harold: "my apologies, but my hatch is not a playhouse! nor is it a vent for the thoughts of the rude!"
(harold flies away)
harold: "grow some wings if you want to leave so bad. just stay well away from me!"
ringo starr: "mertle was anxious. at the same time, mars's team had begun to press on to find smashfan."
zim: "(grunting and dragging mars16's empty, offline shell) i though... when the catgirl's corpse... gained sentience..."
ringo starr: "groaned zim."
zim: "that my carrying... potential flails... would be over!!"
ringo starr: "zim was beginning to lose patience. discord was no better."
discord: "(flies up to jenny) do you by chance have a starfleet uniform i can borrow?"
jenny: "(rolls eyes) even if i WASN'T a robot, what would make you think i have spare clothes on me at the moment?"
discord: "...mortal hygiene codes?"
jenny: "(facepalms)"
discord: "look, if this is where a relationship like 'Q-and-Data' is supposed to form-"
jenny: "-you're prepared to tell me i can CLEARLY experience human emotion. i've seen that deja-q 19 times, so i know the differences between that and this..."
discord: "wow, SOMEONE'S genre-savvy in this group..."
ringo starr: "muttered discord"
yami yugi: "learn from the mistakes of both yourself and others. you're just one of the boys now, discord. you'll need to know this."
discord: "one of the boys with an I.Q. of well over 9000."
vegeta: "(out of nowhere) it's OVER 9000-"
princess luna: "(slaps vegeta) ah, shut up!"
(fsssssssh!)
ringo starr: "the whole group was so focused on the conversation that they didn't notice where they were going. and they ended up in the scrapyard. they managed to see dib."
zim: "(hissingly) DIB!"
ringo starr: "this got dib's attention."
dib: "zim?"
ringo starr: "the group came forward."
dib: "zim? yugi? princesses? mars? jenny? discord?!"
discord: "what is UP, my big-headed bro-mide?"
ringo starr: "discord greeted."
dib: "MY HEAD'S NOT BIG!!! and... why is discord even here and why is he talking like that?"
ringo starr: "dib asked, confusedly?"
princess celestia: "discord SAYS he's lost his powers and wants to tag along with us..."
discord: "the others aren't convinced yet that i am truly mortal..."
dib: "oh, really... let's just test that."
ringo starr: "dib took out a taser, and ZAPPED discord! he screamed in a songlike fashion!"
discord: "(vocalizing) AAAAAIIIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
dib: "seems mortal to me!"
ringo starr: "discord was left singed and furious."
discord: "this is a dangerous creature, you have no idea! why celestia accepts him as an ally and not me..."
dib: "so someone really stripped you of your powers?"
discord: "that's right, balloon-head. i can now stub my toe with the best of them."
zim: "ONTO IMPORTANT MATTERS!!! dib, have you seen smashfan and the others anywhere?"
ringo starr: "dib considered."
dib: "last i saw we were in a cave in the junkyard. there was a big explosion, and now i'm here. who knows where the others are!"
ringo starr: "he pulled a computer from behind his back"
dib: "i'm still calculating the trajectory each of us were sent by the explosion. using geographical data from Google Maps, i can decipher the precise location each of us landed!"
princess luna: "smart boy!"
ringo starr: "said luna"
discord: "OH, COME ON!!!"
dib: "aaaaaand, done! by my calculations, everyone seems to have landed somewhere here on sodor. smashfan and swiper landed in a forest, wackoman at a coaling deposit by the harbor, and mertle at the hills near a viaduct."
yami yugi: "you know, it must've been some time since you crash-landed. who knows where they could be by now!"
ringo starr: "the pharaoh brought up."
dib: "...DAMMIT, PAST DIB!!"
(flashback)
past dib: "(waking up) where am i? ...is this... (looks towards the camera, then flashes an evil grin)"
(back to now)
ringo starr: "one of the green nightmare moon copies from smashfan's avatar decided to speak up."
green NMM avi 1: "actually,"
ringo starr: "he said."
green NMM avi 1: "the main part of my avatar is the only one separate now. the two of us were separated when dimentio sent us to dimention d. this is for that, by the way. (slaps dimentio)"
green NMM avi 2: "i'm with both swiper and wackoman, now. i wouldn't bother looking for b**chy, though."
dib: "why not?"
green NMM avi 1: "she called us the worst possible tagged names yet! i do not feel like repeating them..."
green NMM avi 2: "but nevertheless, we now have dark mertle on our side, instead."
yami yugi: "a dark character turned good?!"
green NMM avi 1: "seems like it."
discord: "hmm..."
ringo starr: "discord had his doubts. he'd known Dark Aeris's army of dark characters for some time, and he'd NEVER known of any dark characters to just defect like that. he suspected a trick, but needed to confirm his suspicions."
discord: "*thinking* i need to be careful..."
ringo starr: "he thought to himself."
mertle: "phuh! i don't need THEM..."
ringo starr: "she said to herself"
mertle: "if i need ANYTHING it's a place to clean up, and a train off this island!"
ringo starr: "she waited at the platform for the express train. everyone else evacuated the moment they saw her!"
mertle: "what's THEIR problem?"
ringo starr: "at last, gordon arrived. but when he saw mertle, he backed out of the station with his coaches as fast as he could!"
gordon: "I'M NOT MOVING ONE INCH UNTIL THAT THING LEAVES!!"
ringo starr: "he fumed. besides mertle, sir topham hatt was the only one left on the platform. he easily recognized who mertle was."
sir topham hatt: "i'm sorry, mertle. but your reputation here is... well, let's say 'infamous'. seems the only way you could get a train here is if an engine were bold enough to take you."
ringo starr: "he explained. mertle spluttered."
mertle: "what?! that's just silly!"
ringo starr: "and she stormed off the station platform at once."
mertle: "silly old man."
ringo starr: "she complained"
mertle: "like EVERYONE here doesn't like me."
ringo starr: "she went to all sorts of yards and saw all sorts of engines. first, she tried to get thomas to agree to take her."
thomas: "cinders and ashes!"
ringo starr: "he shouted, and puffed out of the yard as fast as he could. henry was nearby, and did the same. next, she tried the scottish twins."
(both donald and douglas back up fiercely)
donald: "no!"
ringo starr: "they said indignantly."
douglas: "we got no room fer' spoil' brats, 'specially ones rough as ye! take a hike!"
ringo starr: "mertle grew impatient. she still pressed on, though. but even kind edward didn't want her."
edward: "oh! um, uh... well, i'd- i'd- i'd love to, really, but, um.. i- i have to go pick up some freight cars!"
(edward backs out)
ringo starr: "this is where mertle began to worry. she'd heard that edward would usually take any passenger, no matter who! she decided to take a bus off the island instead, but bertie didn't want her, either."
bertie the bus: "sorry, no room for little b**ches!"
(bertie drives off)
mertle: "i guess this one was obvious."
ringo starr: "she even tried harold the helicopter!"
harold: "my apologies, but my hatch is not a playhouse! nor is it a vent for the thoughts of the rude!"
(harold flies away)
harold: "grow some wings if you want to leave so bad. just stay well away from me!"
ringo starr: "mertle was anxious. at the same time, mars's team had begun to press on to find smashfan."
zim: "(grunting and dragging mars16's empty, offline shell) i though... when the catgirl's corpse... gained sentience..."
ringo starr: "groaned zim."
zim: "that my carrying... potential flails... would be over!!"
ringo starr: "zim was beginning to lose patience. discord was no better."
discord: "(flies up to jenny) do you by chance have a starfleet uniform i can borrow?"
jenny: "(rolls eyes) even if i WASN'T a robot, what would make you think i have spare clothes on me at the moment?"
discord: "...mortal hygiene codes?"
jenny: "(facepalms)"
discord: "look, if this is where a relationship like 'Q-and-Data' is supposed to form-"
jenny: "-you're prepared to tell me i can CLEARLY experience human emotion. i've seen that deja-q 19 times, so i know the differences between that and this..."
discord: "wow, SOMEONE'S genre-savvy in this group..."
ringo starr: "muttered discord"
yami yugi: "learn from the mistakes of both yourself and others. you're just one of the boys now, discord. you'll need to know this."
discord: "one of the boys with an I.Q. of well over 9000."
vegeta: "(out of nowhere) it's OVER 9000-"
princess luna: "(slaps vegeta) ah, shut up!"
(fsssssssh!)
ringo starr: "the whole group was so focused on the conversation that they didn't notice where they were going. and they ended up in the scrapyard. they managed to see dib."
zim: "(hissingly) DIB!"
ringo starr: "this got dib's attention."
dib: "zim?"
ringo starr: "the group came forward."
dib: "zim? yugi? princesses? mars? jenny? discord?!"
discord: "what is UP, my big-headed bro-mide?"
ringo starr: "discord greeted."
dib: "MY HEAD'S NOT BIG!!! and... why is discord even here and why is he talking like that?"
ringo starr: "dib asked, confusedly?"
princess celestia: "discord SAYS he's lost his powers and wants to tag along with us..."
discord: "the others aren't convinced yet that i am truly mortal..."
dib: "oh, really... let's just test that."
ringo starr: "dib took out a taser, and ZAPPED discord! he screamed in a songlike fashion!"
discord: "(vocalizing) AAAAAIIIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
dib: "seems mortal to me!"
ringo starr: "discord was left singed and furious."
discord: "this is a dangerous creature, you have no idea! why celestia accepts him as an ally and not me..."
dib: "so someone really stripped you of your powers?"
discord: "that's right, balloon-head. i can now stub my toe with the best of them."
zim: "ONTO IMPORTANT MATTERS!!! dib, have you seen smashfan and the others anywhere?"
ringo starr: "dib considered."
dib: "last i saw we were in a cave in the junkyard. there was a big explosion, and now i'm here. who knows where the others are!"
ringo starr: "he pulled a computer from behind his back"
dib: "i'm still calculating the trajectory each of us were sent by the explosion. using geographical data from Google Maps, i can decipher the precise location each of us landed!"
princess luna: "smart boy!"
ringo starr: "said luna"
discord: "OH, COME ON!!!"
dib: "aaaaaand, done! by my calculations, everyone seems to have landed somewhere here on sodor. smashfan and swiper landed in a forest, wackoman at a coaling deposit by the harbor, and mertle at the hills near a viaduct."
yami yugi: "you know, it must've been some time since you crash-landed. who knows where they could be by now!"
ringo starr: "the pharaoh brought up."
dib: "...DAMMIT, PAST DIB!!"
(flashback)
past dib: "(waking up) where am i? ...is this... (looks towards the camera, then flashes an evil grin)"
(back to now)
ringo starr: "one of the green nightmare moon copies from smashfan's avatar decided to speak up."
green NMM avi 1: "actually,"
ringo starr: "he said."
green NMM avi 1: "the main part of my avatar is the only one separate now. the two of us were separated when dimentio sent us to dimention d. this is for that, by the way. (slaps dimentio)"
green NMM avi 2: "i'm with both swiper and wackoman, now. i wouldn't bother looking for b**chy, though."
dib: "why not?"
green NMM avi 1: "she called us the worst possible tagged names yet! i do not feel like repeating them..."
green NMM avi 2: "but nevertheless, we now have dark mertle on our side, instead."
yami yugi: "a dark character turned good?!"
green NMM avi 1: "seems like it."
discord: "hmm..."
ringo starr: "discord had his doubts. he'd known Dark Aeris's army of dark characters for some time, and he'd NEVER known of any dark characters to just defect like that. he suspected a trick, but needed to confirm his suspicions."
discord: "*thinking* i need to be careful..."
ringo starr: "he thought to himself."
smashfan666
Smash Cadet
ringo starr: "after some time, mertle edmonds began to lose hope she would EVER make it off the island. she tried every engine and other vehicle she came across. Mavis, Toby, BoCo, Percy, Caroline, George, NONE of them wanted to give her a lift. not even Sir Handel, who mertle personally thought she could relate to the most."
mertle: "what is wrong with everyone here?!"
ringo starr: "she droned sadly to herself."
mertle: "i've tried every freak-of-nature engine here, and none of them even want me!"
ringo starr: "she then sighed, and sat down on the ground, facing away from the rails. but just then, she heard an unfamiliar whistle. an engine began to trundle up to her. along came Duck, the great western engine."
duck: "hello, there!"
ringo starr: "duck called to her. mertle took no notice, and just grumbled to herself."
duck: "my, you DO look glum..."
ringo starr: "mertle turned around to face him."
mertle: "shut up!"
ringo starr: "seeing her face, duck quickly recognized her."
duck: "oh, i've heard about you. you're that mertle girl, aren't you?"
mertle: "and i guess you're going to back up at full speed now that you know who i am, right?"
duck: "oh, certainly not!"
ringo starr: "duck said, encouragingly."
duck: "i've heard a great deal about you, yes, but i'm certain you're not NEARLY as bad as everyone says!"
ringo starr: "mertle WAS surprised! could duck be just the engine that would accept her?"
duck's driver: "hop on!"
ringo starr: "called the driver."
duck's driver: "we'll show you around!"
ringo starr: "and so duck trundled off, with mertle secure aboard his cab."
duck: "so tell me, what brings you here?"
ringo starr: "he said to mertle"
mertle: "i got dragged along on a stupid form-whatever mission to find some megaman guy."
duck: "ah, i've heard about that."
ringo starr: "duck said."
duck: "well, i hope they find him and retake that decorpsinator serum soon. who know's what could happen if it fell into the wrong hands!"
mertle: "but when we got here, this purple clone of me started telling lies to the others, and now it's like everyone thinks i'm some horrible person!"
duck: "oh, my."
ringo starr: "duck thought to himself."
duck: "you know, i've been through something similar to your plight."
ringo starr: "duck then began to tell of his own experience with diesel."
duck: "i was to show a diesel around while he was on his trial. after he had trouble with some freight cars, he began to tell horrid lies about me!"
mertle: "yeow."
duck: "'yeow', indeed... he was soon found out and sent packing afterwards, though."
ringo starr: "they stopped at a water tower for a refill. duck's driver undid the cap to duck's water tank, and they restocked nicely"
mertle: "y'know, i don't think i ever got your name..."
duck: "oh, a thousand pardons! my name is montague, but i'm usually called duck. some say i waddle along the rails. i don't, really. though i do quite like duck over montague."
mertle: "well, uhh... duck? thanks for giving me the lift, none of these other engines wanted to. if you ask me, they're just old fuss-pots!"
ringo starr: "she then began to notice she started to sound like the engines. duck took notice to mertle's words and began to ponder."
duck: "do you think..."
ringo starr: "he said to her."
duck: "that maybe it was you, and not them, that was causing the problem?"
ringo starr: "mertle spluttered"
mertle: "wha- ME?! what makes you think THAT?!"
duck: "well,"
ringo starr: "duck said, remembering everything he heard about her."
duck: "not to be rude, but... you ARE kind of the uptight sort. and you're not exactly the most open when it comes to the out-of-the-ordinary."
mertle: "not open?! i'm talking to someone i just met a few minutes ago. and a TALKING TRAIN no less. does THAT sound 'not open' to you?!"
duck: "think about it, mertle."
ringo starr: "he responded."
duck: "back on hawaii, have you ever ACTUALLY known anyone who knows you?"
ringo starr: "mertle didn't answer, she just looked out of the cab towards duck's front awkwardly."
duck: "like that lilo girl, for instance. you brush her off every time since she got stitch, but did you ever consider how she felt about you when you did that?"
mertle: "well... she DID kind of lose it that one time..."
duck: "or those 3 girls who always follow you about. do you ever actually know anything about them besides being your 'posse' of sorts?"
ringo starr: "that's when it finally dawned on mertle."
mertle: "oh..."
ringo starr: "she sighed."
duck: "you see now?"
mertle: "maybe you're right, duck. maybe i AM kind of... uptight..."
duck: "don't worry,"
ringo starr: "duck comforted her."
duck: "we'll soon fix THAT nonsense, you wait and see!"
ringo starr: "and after his long drink, he puffed off to the harbor. meanwhile, smashfan and co. were still off looking for dib."
dark mertle: "don't you worry about that little-miss-princess b**ch."
ringo starr: "squirmed dark mertle"
dark mertle: "she was only slowing you all down anyway."
shadow unicron avi: "that she was! i'm glad we won't be seeing HER again, i couldn't stand her for one more second!"
ringo starr: "they came to the hill where derek broke down."
swiper: "is that diesel engine... alive?!"
ringo starr: "swiper gasped. smashfan chuckled."
shadow unicron avi: "i should've guessed from the way this place looked,"
ringo starr: "he said."
shadow unicron avi: "that we've landed on the island of sodor!"
derek: "oh, smashfan!"
ringo starr: "derek called"
derek: "it IS you!"
shadow unicron avi: "what are we going to do about derek? we can't just leave him like this!"
ringo starr: "derek's driver just finished talking over the phone"
derek's driver: "i've just finished telling the quarrymaster what happened. they say a breakdown train should be arriving soon!"
(mavis arrives with a breakdown train)
ringo starr: "and it did."
mavis: "what happened this time?"
ringo starr: "asked mavis."
derek's driver: "derek broke down while speeding downhill to find smashfan."
shadow unicron avi: "why were you looking for us?"
ringo starr: "smashfan asked. derek explained."
derek: "seven or eight people wanted me to find you for them. i think i saw you in the woods earlier today, and thought i could help them out."
ringo starr: "derek them sighed"
derek: "but after going up in flames like this, i just feel silly..."
shadow unicron avi: "don't feel too bad. you gave a valiant effort, derek. the fighter union commends you."
dark mertle: "seven or eight people?"
shadow unicron avi: "the other two parts of my avatar found them already at the scrapyard. mars, retro, yugi, celestia, luna, zim, jenny, and discord. the fighter union must've sent them to find us!"
swiper: "then what are we waiting for? let's go!"
(we run off to find the other squad)
mavis: "good luck!"
ringo starr: "called mavis and derek."
mertle: "what is wrong with everyone here?!"
ringo starr: "she droned sadly to herself."
mertle: "i've tried every freak-of-nature engine here, and none of them even want me!"
ringo starr: "she then sighed, and sat down on the ground, facing away from the rails. but just then, she heard an unfamiliar whistle. an engine began to trundle up to her. along came Duck, the great western engine."
duck: "hello, there!"
ringo starr: "duck called to her. mertle took no notice, and just grumbled to herself."
duck: "my, you DO look glum..."
ringo starr: "mertle turned around to face him."
mertle: "shut up!"
ringo starr: "seeing her face, duck quickly recognized her."
duck: "oh, i've heard about you. you're that mertle girl, aren't you?"
mertle: "and i guess you're going to back up at full speed now that you know who i am, right?"
duck: "oh, certainly not!"
ringo starr: "duck said, encouragingly."
duck: "i've heard a great deal about you, yes, but i'm certain you're not NEARLY as bad as everyone says!"
ringo starr: "mertle WAS surprised! could duck be just the engine that would accept her?"
duck's driver: "hop on!"
ringo starr: "called the driver."
duck's driver: "we'll show you around!"
ringo starr: "and so duck trundled off, with mertle secure aboard his cab."
duck: "so tell me, what brings you here?"
ringo starr: "he said to mertle"
mertle: "i got dragged along on a stupid form-whatever mission to find some megaman guy."
duck: "ah, i've heard about that."
ringo starr: "duck said."
duck: "well, i hope they find him and retake that decorpsinator serum soon. who know's what could happen if it fell into the wrong hands!"
mertle: "but when we got here, this purple clone of me started telling lies to the others, and now it's like everyone thinks i'm some horrible person!"
duck: "oh, my."
ringo starr: "duck thought to himself."
duck: "you know, i've been through something similar to your plight."
ringo starr: "duck then began to tell of his own experience with diesel."
duck: "i was to show a diesel around while he was on his trial. after he had trouble with some freight cars, he began to tell horrid lies about me!"
mertle: "yeow."
duck: "'yeow', indeed... he was soon found out and sent packing afterwards, though."
ringo starr: "they stopped at a water tower for a refill. duck's driver undid the cap to duck's water tank, and they restocked nicely"
mertle: "y'know, i don't think i ever got your name..."
duck: "oh, a thousand pardons! my name is montague, but i'm usually called duck. some say i waddle along the rails. i don't, really. though i do quite like duck over montague."
mertle: "well, uhh... duck? thanks for giving me the lift, none of these other engines wanted to. if you ask me, they're just old fuss-pots!"
ringo starr: "she then began to notice she started to sound like the engines. duck took notice to mertle's words and began to ponder."
duck: "do you think..."
ringo starr: "he said to her."
duck: "that maybe it was you, and not them, that was causing the problem?"
ringo starr: "mertle spluttered"
mertle: "wha- ME?! what makes you think THAT?!"
duck: "well,"
ringo starr: "duck said, remembering everything he heard about her."
duck: "not to be rude, but... you ARE kind of the uptight sort. and you're not exactly the most open when it comes to the out-of-the-ordinary."
mertle: "not open?! i'm talking to someone i just met a few minutes ago. and a TALKING TRAIN no less. does THAT sound 'not open' to you?!"
duck: "think about it, mertle."
ringo starr: "he responded."
duck: "back on hawaii, have you ever ACTUALLY known anyone who knows you?"
ringo starr: "mertle didn't answer, she just looked out of the cab towards duck's front awkwardly."
duck: "like that lilo girl, for instance. you brush her off every time since she got stitch, but did you ever consider how she felt about you when you did that?"
mertle: "well... she DID kind of lose it that one time..."
duck: "or those 3 girls who always follow you about. do you ever actually know anything about them besides being your 'posse' of sorts?"
ringo starr: "that's when it finally dawned on mertle."
mertle: "oh..."
ringo starr: "she sighed."
duck: "you see now?"
mertle: "maybe you're right, duck. maybe i AM kind of... uptight..."
duck: "don't worry,"
ringo starr: "duck comforted her."
duck: "we'll soon fix THAT nonsense, you wait and see!"
ringo starr: "and after his long drink, he puffed off to the harbor. meanwhile, smashfan and co. were still off looking for dib."
dark mertle: "don't you worry about that little-miss-princess b**ch."
ringo starr: "squirmed dark mertle"
dark mertle: "she was only slowing you all down anyway."
shadow unicron avi: "that she was! i'm glad we won't be seeing HER again, i couldn't stand her for one more second!"
ringo starr: "they came to the hill where derek broke down."
swiper: "is that diesel engine... alive?!"
ringo starr: "swiper gasped. smashfan chuckled."
shadow unicron avi: "i should've guessed from the way this place looked,"
ringo starr: "he said."
shadow unicron avi: "that we've landed on the island of sodor!"
derek: "oh, smashfan!"
ringo starr: "derek called"
derek: "it IS you!"
shadow unicron avi: "what are we going to do about derek? we can't just leave him like this!"
ringo starr: "derek's driver just finished talking over the phone"
derek's driver: "i've just finished telling the quarrymaster what happened. they say a breakdown train should be arriving soon!"
(mavis arrives with a breakdown train)
ringo starr: "and it did."
mavis: "what happened this time?"
ringo starr: "asked mavis."
derek's driver: "derek broke down while speeding downhill to find smashfan."
shadow unicron avi: "why were you looking for us?"
ringo starr: "smashfan asked. derek explained."
derek: "seven or eight people wanted me to find you for them. i think i saw you in the woods earlier today, and thought i could help them out."
ringo starr: "derek them sighed"
derek: "but after going up in flames like this, i just feel silly..."
shadow unicron avi: "don't feel too bad. you gave a valiant effort, derek. the fighter union commends you."
dark mertle: "seven or eight people?"
shadow unicron avi: "the other two parts of my avatar found them already at the scrapyard. mars, retro, yugi, celestia, luna, zim, jenny, and discord. the fighter union must've sent them to find us!"
swiper: "then what are we waiting for? let's go!"
(we run off to find the other squad)
mavis: "good luck!"
ringo starr: "called mavis and derek."
smashfan666
Smash Cadet
(a pop-up window opens in front of muhti, explaining who all the characters are from. the color of the text indicates who is currently with who)
--LIST OF CHARACTERS AND THEIR SHOWS--
Mars16.
series: Smashboards.
Retroantonio.
series: Smashboards.
Yami Yugi.
series: Yu-Gi-Oh!
Zim.
series: Invader Zim.
Princess Celestia.
series: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
Princess Luna.
series: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
Discord.
series: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
Jenny Wakeman.
series: My Life as a Teenage Robot.
Smashfan666 (shadow unicron avi).
series: Smashboards
Dib.
series: Invader Zim.
Smashfan666 (Green Nightmare Moon avis).
series: Smashboards.
Wackoman.EXE.
series: Megaman Battle Network.
Swiper the Fox.
series: Dora the Explorer.
Dark Mertle.
series: Smashboards.
Mertle Edmonds.
series: Lilo & Stitch.
Duck the Great Western Engine.
series: Thomas & Friends/The Railway Series.
Muhti2.
series: Smashboards.
Dimentio.
series: Super Paper Mario.
Megaman.EXE.
series: Megaman Battle Network.
DX-27 Mk III, "Destructior".
series: Smashboards.
Bass.EXE.
series: Megaman Battle Network.
------
ringo starr: "everyone stared at the long list for some time."
discord: "well, if THAT doesn't get someone's attention!"
ringo starr: "said discord. meanwhile, Duck puffed into the harbor where he met Percy the Small Engine. mertle was just barely noticeable in duck's cab."
percy: "where did you find HER?!"
ringo starr: "percy fumed."
duck: "never mind her, percy."
ringo starr: "said duck."
duck: "she's only here to watch. i'm sure she'll be on her best behavior."
ringo starr: "percy had his doubts."
percy: "for our sake, she'd better! we have to bring some trucks to and from the clayworks today!"
duck: "i'm ready when you are!"
ringo starr: "and they went off to collect their trucks."
mertle: "so, you're taking empty freight cars to the clayworks..."
duck: "and bringing loaded ones back. you're quite the observant one!"
mertle: "and TWO engines are needed for this because... ?"
ringo starr: "mertle asked."
duck: "these cars can be quite troublesome."
ringo starr: "replied duck."
duck: "percy will take the front while i push from behind to make sure they don't break off on us. and then, we do have to take them up quite a few hills. i helped henry out in a similar way quite a long time ago, even the best of us need help sometimes."
mertle: "huh."
ringo starr: "mertle said to herself. then they reached the freight cars."
random truck: "oh lookie, duck's got a little tagalong! and just look who it is he brought!"
troublesome trucks: "what a gullible engine! *that high-pitched laugh*"
mertle: "are they ALWAYS like this?"
duck: "more often than you might think."
ringo starr: "duck said."
duck: "you get used to them after a while."
ringo starr: "so duck shunted the cars into a siding, and pulled out the train once it was ready. percy was coupled up front, while duck took the tail end to make sure nothing would happen."
percy: "ready, duck?"
ringo starr: "percy called."
duck: "ready!"
ringo starr: "duck responded. and they set off. the cars were cheeky, and VERY troublesome indeed! they sang rudely, and the one at the end even called duck out on bringing mertle along!"
end truck: "you're just a gullible little wiseacre for bringing that spoiled brat with you!"
duck: "hey!"
ringo starr: "duck spluttered"
duck: "sure, she may be rude sometimes, but i'm certain that deep down, even she has a sensitive side!"
end truck: "YEAH, RIGHT!"
(all the trucks laugh)
duck: "(scoffs at the trucks) pay no attention to them, they're just being cheeky as usual."
ringo starr: "soon, duck and percy reached the clayworks. the empty cars were dropped off, and 10 cars full of china clay were hooked up to the two engines to be taken to an artist at the harbor. they followed the same setup as the previous journey, percy took the front of the train while duck manned the cars from the back. these cars were no better than the last. in fact, they were MUCH worse!"
end truck: "you'll let ANYONE on board, won't you, duck? i bet you'd even let that mongrel at the controls! i'd just love to see you land face-first in trouble!"
ringo starr: "both mertle AND duck were offended!"
duck & mertle: "SHUT UP!!!"
ringo starr: "they ordered. this made the naughty car stop his vocal bombardment at once."
mertle: "freight cars!"
duck: "i know."
ringo starr: "said duck."
duck: "they CAN be quite a handful."
mertle: "how do you STAND all this day after day?!"
duck: "oh, you just have to not let it get to you."
ringo starr: "at last they reached the art studio where the clay was needed."
mertle: "what would someone need TEN TRUCKS of this stuff for?"
duck: "oh, the art studio is busier than you think!"
ringo starr: "responded duck."
duck: "the artist here has many students, and hardly enough supplies."
ringo starr: "the trucks were set on a siding behind the studio, when the artist came out to see them."
artist: "thank-a you so engines so much a-for to bringing my clay! im-a paint-a you two in-a pretty picture!"
ringo starr: "the artist got out his easel and began painting the most beautiful art of duck and percy you'd ever seen! soon duck and percy were on their way again. percy began shunting trucks and coaches for the other engines at the harbor, while duck trundled merrily downhill."
percy: "goodbye!"
ringo starr: "percy whistled."
duck: "see you again soon, i hope!"
ringo starr: "duck whistled back. duck greatly enjoyed rolling downhill while going to his next job. and mertle had to admit, she quite liked it too. popping her head out of the cab, feeling the wind in her face. neither of them noticed that they had an unexpected passenger aboard."
(cut to a troll hanging onto duck from behind on one of his buffers)
ringo starr: "meanwhile, mars's team was still looking for smashfan, and vice-verca."
zim: "where could they be?!"
ringo starr: "zim grumbled"
zim: "we've gotten twisted and turned too long!"
green nmm avi 1: "i feel my main body's presence growing stronger!"
ringo starr: "one of the green nightmare moon avatars said"
green nmm avi 2: "we must be close now!"
--LIST OF CHARACTERS AND THEIR SHOWS--
Mars16.
series: Smashboards.
Retroantonio.
series: Smashboards.
Yami Yugi.
series: Yu-Gi-Oh!
Zim.
series: Invader Zim.
Princess Celestia.
series: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
Princess Luna.
series: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
Discord.
series: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
Jenny Wakeman.
series: My Life as a Teenage Robot.
Smashfan666 (shadow unicron avi).
series: Smashboards
Dib.
series: Invader Zim.
Smashfan666 (Green Nightmare Moon avis).
series: Smashboards.
Wackoman.EXE.
series: Megaman Battle Network.
Swiper the Fox.
series: Dora the Explorer.
Dark Mertle.
series: Smashboards.
Mertle Edmonds.
series: Lilo & Stitch.
Duck the Great Western Engine.
series: Thomas & Friends/The Railway Series.
Muhti2.
series: Smashboards.
Dimentio.
series: Super Paper Mario.
Megaman.EXE.
series: Megaman Battle Network.
DX-27 Mk III, "Destructior".
series: Smashboards.
Bass.EXE.
series: Megaman Battle Network.
------
ringo starr: "everyone stared at the long list for some time."
discord: "well, if THAT doesn't get someone's attention!"
ringo starr: "said discord. meanwhile, Duck puffed into the harbor where he met Percy the Small Engine. mertle was just barely noticeable in duck's cab."
percy: "where did you find HER?!"
ringo starr: "percy fumed."
duck: "never mind her, percy."
ringo starr: "said duck."
duck: "she's only here to watch. i'm sure she'll be on her best behavior."
ringo starr: "percy had his doubts."
percy: "for our sake, she'd better! we have to bring some trucks to and from the clayworks today!"
duck: "i'm ready when you are!"
ringo starr: "and they went off to collect their trucks."
mertle: "so, you're taking empty freight cars to the clayworks..."
duck: "and bringing loaded ones back. you're quite the observant one!"
mertle: "and TWO engines are needed for this because... ?"
ringo starr: "mertle asked."
duck: "these cars can be quite troublesome."
ringo starr: "replied duck."
duck: "percy will take the front while i push from behind to make sure they don't break off on us. and then, we do have to take them up quite a few hills. i helped henry out in a similar way quite a long time ago, even the best of us need help sometimes."
mertle: "huh."
ringo starr: "mertle said to herself. then they reached the freight cars."
random truck: "oh lookie, duck's got a little tagalong! and just look who it is he brought!"
troublesome trucks: "what a gullible engine! *that high-pitched laugh*"
mertle: "are they ALWAYS like this?"
duck: "more often than you might think."
ringo starr: "duck said."
duck: "you get used to them after a while."
ringo starr: "so duck shunted the cars into a siding, and pulled out the train once it was ready. percy was coupled up front, while duck took the tail end to make sure nothing would happen."
percy: "ready, duck?"
ringo starr: "percy called."
duck: "ready!"
ringo starr: "duck responded. and they set off. the cars were cheeky, and VERY troublesome indeed! they sang rudely, and the one at the end even called duck out on bringing mertle along!"
end truck: "you're just a gullible little wiseacre for bringing that spoiled brat with you!"
duck: "hey!"
ringo starr: "duck spluttered"
duck: "sure, she may be rude sometimes, but i'm certain that deep down, even she has a sensitive side!"
end truck: "YEAH, RIGHT!"
(all the trucks laugh)
duck: "(scoffs at the trucks) pay no attention to them, they're just being cheeky as usual."
ringo starr: "soon, duck and percy reached the clayworks. the empty cars were dropped off, and 10 cars full of china clay were hooked up to the two engines to be taken to an artist at the harbor. they followed the same setup as the previous journey, percy took the front of the train while duck manned the cars from the back. these cars were no better than the last. in fact, they were MUCH worse!"
end truck: "you'll let ANYONE on board, won't you, duck? i bet you'd even let that mongrel at the controls! i'd just love to see you land face-first in trouble!"
ringo starr: "both mertle AND duck were offended!"
duck & mertle: "SHUT UP!!!"
ringo starr: "they ordered. this made the naughty car stop his vocal bombardment at once."
mertle: "freight cars!"
duck: "i know."
ringo starr: "said duck."
duck: "they CAN be quite a handful."
mertle: "how do you STAND all this day after day?!"
duck: "oh, you just have to not let it get to you."
ringo starr: "at last they reached the art studio where the clay was needed."
mertle: "what would someone need TEN TRUCKS of this stuff for?"
duck: "oh, the art studio is busier than you think!"
ringo starr: "responded duck."
duck: "the artist here has many students, and hardly enough supplies."
ringo starr: "the trucks were set on a siding behind the studio, when the artist came out to see them."
artist: "thank-a you so engines so much a-for to bringing my clay! im-a paint-a you two in-a pretty picture!"
ringo starr: "the artist got out his easel and began painting the most beautiful art of duck and percy you'd ever seen! soon duck and percy were on their way again. percy began shunting trucks and coaches for the other engines at the harbor, while duck trundled merrily downhill."
percy: "goodbye!"
ringo starr: "percy whistled."
duck: "see you again soon, i hope!"
ringo starr: "duck whistled back. duck greatly enjoyed rolling downhill while going to his next job. and mertle had to admit, she quite liked it too. popping her head out of the cab, feeling the wind in her face. neither of them noticed that they had an unexpected passenger aboard."
(cut to a troll hanging onto duck from behind on one of his buffers)
ringo starr: "meanwhile, mars's team was still looking for smashfan, and vice-verca."
zim: "where could they be?!"
ringo starr: "zim grumbled"
zim: "we've gotten twisted and turned too long!"
green nmm avi 1: "i feel my main body's presence growing stronger!"
ringo starr: "one of the green nightmare moon avatars said"
green nmm avi 2: "we must be close now!"
smashfan666
Smash Cadet
ringo starr: "when the two groups finally met, smashfan was delighted to become whole again!"
(both of the green nightmare moon avatars turn into green energy and retake their proper places over the shadow unicron avatar's hands)
AT LAST!!!
ringo starr: "smashfan proclaimed."
phew! i thought i'd go nuts in that state!
ringo starr: "discord looked at dark mertle, and his suspicions were rising."
discord: "hold up! i'm not so sure this dark character is being entirely honest with you guys. and trust me, i know a liar when i see one."
what makes you so sure dark mertle is- ?
discord: "dark mertle is a hypnotist with the slipperiest silver tongue you've seen! her choice of words can be used to worm her way into favorable positions with more success than even starscream!"
dark mertle: "smashfan, are you really going to listen to DISCORD? he's a snake! and a goat, and a dragon, and a f**k-ton of other things! depend upon it, everyone. is a god of chaos really all that trustworthy?"
ringo starr: "the argument continued for some time. meanwhile, duck was still rolling towards his next destination."
duck's driver: "we may need to kick it into high gear, duck!"
ringo starr: "called the driver. the fireman shoveled coal fiercely, bringing duck's fire to a nice, high-speed temperature, but THEN there was trouble. a troll had latched onto duck's bunker and stayed there for some time. hearing that they needed to go faster, his chance for trickery had come."
troll: "(peeks into duck's cab) YAAAAAGH!!"
duck, mertle, duck's driver, and duck's fireman: "AAAAAAGGGGH!!!"
ringo starr: "they all screamed. while mertle used the coal shovel to whack the troll away, duck's driver and fireman had jumped clear!"
duck: "what in the world was THAT all about?!"
mertle: "i don't know. but whatever it was, your driver went AWOL because of it!"
+music: Runaway Theme+
duck: "OH, BOTHERATIONS!!"
ringo starr: "duck was out of control! with no driver or fireman to man his controls, he couldn't stop!"
duck: "SOMEONE! ANYONE! I CAN'T STOP! HELP! HELP!"
ringo starr: "but duck was going so fast, nobody heard him! that is until..."
so, who do we have to drop, discord or dark mertle?
(the runaway duck speeds by)
duck: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!"
dib: "what was THAT?!"
ringo starr: "exclaimed dib. they peeked out from the bushes to notice duck speeding by!"
duck: "SOMEBODY HELP ME!!"
princess luna: "is that a great western engine?!"
zim: "the matter of who stays and who goes can wait, right now we must bring this engine to a halt!"
ringo starr: "they all took pursuit to try and catch up with duck. meanwhile, mertle was looking all around duck's control panel."
mertle: "brakes, brakes... UUGH, where's the brakes on one of these things?!"
duck: "there should be a manual lying around somewhere, hurry!"
ringo starr: "sure enough, a few feet from duck's firebox was a large instruction book."
mertle: "(picks up the manual) 'everything you need to know about the 57xx, but were too afraid to ask'... (flips through the pages) aha! here we go!"
ringo starr: "mertle hit the brakes as hard as she could, but it was hardly noticeable if duck even slowed down! mertle knew duck's brakes would melt if they were still on for too long and he was still moving, so it was up to a combination of pulling the brake lever at regular intervals and the hope that smashfan and the others would catch up. discord and the princesses were high above the sky, looking at the track duck was on from a birds-eye view."
discord: "there!"
ringo starr: "discord exclaimed"
discord: "we can stop him at that bridge coming up!"
ringo starr: "they alerted the others, then flew up to warn duck."
princess celestia: "duck! don't worry, we'll try to stop you at the next bridge!"
princess luna: "just stay calm, we'll figure something out!"
(discord flies by, waving to duck. then both princesses teleport out)
duck: "oh dear, i fear it'll be too late by the next bridge!"
ringo starr: "mertle didn't care why he said this, but she knew she had to stop him soon!"
(cut to the bridge)
ringo starr: "the bridge up ahead was still under repairs. if an engine were to cross it, it would put the bridge in danger of collapsing."
(the celestia and luna teleport in with everyone else)
ringo starr: "an inspector was overseeing the reconstruction."
inspector: "stop!"
ringo starr: "he said."
inspector: "this bridge is being repaired. no crossing it now, i'm afraid."
dammit! looks like we'll have to stop duck before he gets to the bridge!
ringo starr: "celestia explained everything to the inspector"
inspector: "there's a runaway coming? hmm... we'll have to set up a blockade immediately!"
(both of the green nightmare moon avatars turn into green energy and retake their proper places over the shadow unicron avatar's hands)
AT LAST!!!
ringo starr: "smashfan proclaimed."
phew! i thought i'd go nuts in that state!
ringo starr: "discord looked at dark mertle, and his suspicions were rising."
discord: "hold up! i'm not so sure this dark character is being entirely honest with you guys. and trust me, i know a liar when i see one."
what makes you so sure dark mertle is- ?
discord: "dark mertle is a hypnotist with the slipperiest silver tongue you've seen! her choice of words can be used to worm her way into favorable positions with more success than even starscream!"
dark mertle: "smashfan, are you really going to listen to DISCORD? he's a snake! and a goat, and a dragon, and a f**k-ton of other things! depend upon it, everyone. is a god of chaos really all that trustworthy?"
ringo starr: "the argument continued for some time. meanwhile, duck was still rolling towards his next destination."
duck's driver: "we may need to kick it into high gear, duck!"
ringo starr: "called the driver. the fireman shoveled coal fiercely, bringing duck's fire to a nice, high-speed temperature, but THEN there was trouble. a troll had latched onto duck's bunker and stayed there for some time. hearing that they needed to go faster, his chance for trickery had come."
troll: "(peeks into duck's cab) YAAAAAGH!!"
duck, mertle, duck's driver, and duck's fireman: "AAAAAAGGGGH!!!"
ringo starr: "they all screamed. while mertle used the coal shovel to whack the troll away, duck's driver and fireman had jumped clear!"
duck: "what in the world was THAT all about?!"
mertle: "i don't know. but whatever it was, your driver went AWOL because of it!"
+music: Runaway Theme+
duck: "OH, BOTHERATIONS!!"
ringo starr: "duck was out of control! with no driver or fireman to man his controls, he couldn't stop!"
duck: "SOMEONE! ANYONE! I CAN'T STOP! HELP! HELP!"
ringo starr: "but duck was going so fast, nobody heard him! that is until..."
so, who do we have to drop, discord or dark mertle?
(the runaway duck speeds by)
duck: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!"
dib: "what was THAT?!"
ringo starr: "exclaimed dib. they peeked out from the bushes to notice duck speeding by!"
duck: "SOMEBODY HELP ME!!"
princess luna: "is that a great western engine?!"
zim: "the matter of who stays and who goes can wait, right now we must bring this engine to a halt!"
ringo starr: "they all took pursuit to try and catch up with duck. meanwhile, mertle was looking all around duck's control panel."
mertle: "brakes, brakes... UUGH, where's the brakes on one of these things?!"
duck: "there should be a manual lying around somewhere, hurry!"
ringo starr: "sure enough, a few feet from duck's firebox was a large instruction book."
mertle: "(picks up the manual) 'everything you need to know about the 57xx, but were too afraid to ask'... (flips through the pages) aha! here we go!"
ringo starr: "mertle hit the brakes as hard as she could, but it was hardly noticeable if duck even slowed down! mertle knew duck's brakes would melt if they were still on for too long and he was still moving, so it was up to a combination of pulling the brake lever at regular intervals and the hope that smashfan and the others would catch up. discord and the princesses were high above the sky, looking at the track duck was on from a birds-eye view."
discord: "there!"
ringo starr: "discord exclaimed"
discord: "we can stop him at that bridge coming up!"
ringo starr: "they alerted the others, then flew up to warn duck."
princess celestia: "duck! don't worry, we'll try to stop you at the next bridge!"
princess luna: "just stay calm, we'll figure something out!"
(discord flies by, waving to duck. then both princesses teleport out)
duck: "oh dear, i fear it'll be too late by the next bridge!"
ringo starr: "mertle didn't care why he said this, but she knew she had to stop him soon!"
(cut to the bridge)
ringo starr: "the bridge up ahead was still under repairs. if an engine were to cross it, it would put the bridge in danger of collapsing."
(the celestia and luna teleport in with everyone else)
ringo starr: "an inspector was overseeing the reconstruction."
inspector: "stop!"
ringo starr: "he said."
inspector: "this bridge is being repaired. no crossing it now, i'm afraid."
dammit! looks like we'll have to stop duck before he gets to the bridge!
ringo starr: "celestia explained everything to the inspector"
inspector: "there's a runaway coming? hmm... we'll have to set up a blockade immediately!"
smashfan666
Smash Cadet
ringo starr: "the workmen gathered bricks and concrete, and set to work at once. smashfan, mars, and the others helped, too."
dib: "...smashfan, what on earth are you doing?"
(deadpan) posting yet again with no-one else posting in between.
dib: "care to explain why, though?"
because i've lost control of my life...
(checks smashboards status) maybe someone else'll be on to post, i can hardly take this anymore.
dib: "uhh... smash?"
yeah?
dib: "where you're from, it's 9:00 in the morning."
...
(something in my brain snaps)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
princess luna: "is he more 'off his meds' than usual this day?"
ringo starr: "asked luna. celestia considered..."
princess celestia: "he could be, luna. he could be..."
ringo starr: "it took quite some time, but at last the wall was complete! it was slightly larger than duck's frontal diameter, and was 10 bricks thick to be safe."
inspector: "now we just need to place it a few miles before the bridge and fasten it to the ground."
ringo starr: "there wasn't an engine that could help for miles, so they decided to all push themselves. with the combined strength of smashfan, dib, swiper, wackoman, retro, mars, the pharaoh, zim, jenny, celestia, luna, discord, as well as the inspector and the workmen, they were able to push the heavy wall a good 3 miles from the bridge... THEN, it happened..."
(whistle in the distance)
discord: "*gasp!* duck!"
ringo starr: "yelped discord. zim didn't understand properly."
zim: "is it an aerial strike?! are the nazi's free of their cryogenic prison?!"
discord: "no! (turns zim's head to face down the line) DUCK!!!"
ringo starr: "up ahead, just as discord had warned, was duck! he appeared to have slowed down some, so they figured the wall would bring him to a halt."
duck: "oh, thank goodness! that wall will stop me!"
ringo starr: "the group jumped clear just in case."
(duck crashes through the wall, smashing it to bits)
ringo starr: "duck broke through the wall, but he didn't stop!"
duck: "haven't felt THAT in a while..."
ringo starr: "duck groaned. from duck's cab, mertle saw the unstable bridge!"
mertle: "GAH!!"
ringo starr: "she yelped. then, she felt determined."
mertle: "if my friend goes down..."
ringo starr: "she muttered to herself."
mertle: "then i'm going with him!!"
ringo starr: "mertle braked with every ounce of strength she had in one last attempt..."
(duck manages to slow down and stop at the center of the bridge just as it falls apart)
ringo starr: "the bridge collapsed just as they crossed it, leaving only the small section of it that duck had stopped on. it was being supported only by the frame at the sides and what little of the support beams was left, any further movement from duck could've sent them both plummeting into the torrent below."
duck: "*pant, pant* phew!"
ringo starr: "gasped duck."
duck: "i'm glad THAT'S over!"
ringo starr: "mertle was relieved, too. she leaned back wearily to the window-side of duck's cab. when the others returned to the bridge, they found duck, battered and tired, on the remains of the bridge."
what a relief!
ringo starr: "sighed smashfan"
we should commend duck's driver and fireman for being such quick thinkers!
ringo starr: "luna flew up to the cab. she was surprised what she found!"
princess luna: "smashfan, you'd best come and see who it is you want to commend."
ringo starr: "she snickered. smashfan, using his avatar's wings, flew alongside luna. when he saw the contents of duck's cab, all he could do was smile."
well, i'll be a monkey's uncle! i didn't think SHE could stop an engine!
ringo starr: "dib was outside, flying on celestia, admiring duck's model."
dib: "if i hadn't seen it with my own eyes, i wouldn't believe it!"
princess celestia: "the fact that this bridge is still intact?"
ringo starr: "chuckled celestia."
dib: "no, the model of this engine!"
ringo starr: "dib then chatted about on the subject of duck's model"
dib: "an actual GWR 57xx Pannier Tank engine! where smashfan comes from, there are only 16 of these beauts left in preservation!"
princess celestia: "*giggle* and here i thought you were the alien-obsessed kid."
dib: "well, ya' gotta have variety, y'know?"
everyone, get on a flying character or object!
ringo starr: "called smashfan."
i'd like you to meet duck's savior!
ringo starr: "they all did so. and when they saw it, it was definitely something to sh** bricks over. right there was mertle edmonds dozed off by duck's controls."
discord: "SHE stopped duck before the bridge collapsed?"
looks like it, discord.
ringo starr: "smashfan responded"
this is definitely the first redeeming quality i've ever seen in her, and it isn't even canon!
ringo starr: "then mertle woke up, surprised to see smashfan and all the others smiling warmly at her."
mertle...
ringo starr: "smashfan said. mertle WAS surprised! aside from duck, she'd never heard another individual call her by her real name positively in a long time. she didn't know what to think! all she could say was a stunned..."
mertle: "yeah?"
we're sorry about earlier. if you hadn't been with duck when you where, there's no doubt he would've tumbled down into the abyss below us.
ringo starr: "mertle was all choked up."
mertle: "*blushing* thanks, smash. i'm sorry about all that stuff i might have said. if you'll let me back in, i promise i'll do my hardest not to be so uptight..."
a fair deal if ever i saw one!
ringo starr: "and so, it was arranged. mertle was back in smashfan's group, and mertle started to become a much nicer person. all thanks to Duck the Great Western Engine... and what about the dark character? she'd slipped out during the blockade construction..."
dark mertle: "those idiots. they TRICKED me into meeting up with discord! i hope they have a happy time in HELL! (pulls out a communicator)"
???: "hello?"
dark mertle: "bad news, rock. my cover's blown."
(the communication is being forwarded to megaman)
megaman.exe: "what?! how!?"
dark mertle: "they ran into some old dragon freak recently kicked out of evil leo's group. on the upside, he's powerless."
megaman.exe: "hmm... i see. well, at least you've informed us that we're not just dealing with smashfan and mars at the moment, but a drained discord as well. you've done well, dark mertle. as well as an unintended job gets, at any rate."
dark mertle: "alright, now where's my f**king paycheck?"
ringo starr: "meanwhile, smashfan and mars's teams had become one. so now it was time for their next order of business: getting duck off the bridge. the princesses and discord examined the broken remnants."
princess luna: "it's risky,"
ringo starr: "they said."
princess luna: "but we must help duck!"
ringo starr: "smashfan then got an idea"
celestia, luna, do you think you can levitate duck to the other side of the bridge?
princess celestia: "we will!"
ringo starr: "they said, happily. they then set to work."
+BGM: breakdown train+
(celestia and luna's magic auras appear over duck's siderods)
ringo starr: "lifting him up by his siderods, the two alicorns began to bring duck to the end of the bridge."
(duck is lifted off the track and above the bridge)
ringo starr: "they strained themselves trying to stay focused."
(duck is levitated towards the other side)
ringo starr: "it took some time, and when it was finished, celestia and luna were nearly out of breath."
(duck is brought gently back down onto the rails)
duck: "oh, thank you all! thank you very much!"
ringo starr: "the workmen waved goodbye and set back to repairing the bridge. but THEN, smashfan and co. had ANOTHER problem"
discord: "wuh-oh..."
mertle: "what is it?"
dib: "all that puffing back before the bridge incident left duck completely out of water!"
and the momentum from stopping at the bridge knocked out most of his coal.
ringo starr: "the princesses strained themselves just trying to get duck off the bridge, they didn't want to move him all the way to a watertower and coaling deposit."
wackoman.exe: "(epic, booming voice) THEN I SHALL PUSH HIM THERE!"
...it's worth a shot.
ringo starr: "everyone climbed into and above duck's cab, while wackoman went up behind and began to shove duck forward."
wackoman.exe: "GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
(duck BARELY MOVES AN INCH...)
well, that was a waste of an attempt.
ringo starr: "brooded smashfan."
looks like this is going to be a team effort!
mertle: "i'm ready when you are!"
ringo starr: "so they all got out. smashfan, luna, celestia, dib, the pharaoh, and zim took the front, while wackoman, mertle, jenny, swiper, retro, and discord pushed from the back. mars's limp, offline body was left in the cab."
everyone ready? on my mark. 1... 2... 3... GO!!!
ringo starr: "everyone pushed and puffed and pulled and pushed as hard as they could to move duck, who could not move himself."
mertle: "don't worry, duck!"
ringo starr: "mertle called"
mertle: "we'll get you back to full condition soon enough!"
dib: "...smashfan, what on earth are you doing?"
(deadpan) posting yet again with no-one else posting in between.
dib: "care to explain why, though?"
because i've lost control of my life...
(checks smashboards status) maybe someone else'll be on to post, i can hardly take this anymore.
dib: "uhh... smash?"
yeah?
dib: "where you're from, it's 9:00 in the morning."
...
(something in my brain snaps)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
princess luna: "is he more 'off his meds' than usual this day?"
ringo starr: "asked luna. celestia considered..."
princess celestia: "he could be, luna. he could be..."
ringo starr: "it took quite some time, but at last the wall was complete! it was slightly larger than duck's frontal diameter, and was 10 bricks thick to be safe."
inspector: "now we just need to place it a few miles before the bridge and fasten it to the ground."
ringo starr: "there wasn't an engine that could help for miles, so they decided to all push themselves. with the combined strength of smashfan, dib, swiper, wackoman, retro, mars, the pharaoh, zim, jenny, celestia, luna, discord, as well as the inspector and the workmen, they were able to push the heavy wall a good 3 miles from the bridge... THEN, it happened..."
(whistle in the distance)
discord: "*gasp!* duck!"
ringo starr: "yelped discord. zim didn't understand properly."
zim: "is it an aerial strike?! are the nazi's free of their cryogenic prison?!"
discord: "no! (turns zim's head to face down the line) DUCK!!!"
ringo starr: "up ahead, just as discord had warned, was duck! he appeared to have slowed down some, so they figured the wall would bring him to a halt."
duck: "oh, thank goodness! that wall will stop me!"
ringo starr: "the group jumped clear just in case."
(duck crashes through the wall, smashing it to bits)
ringo starr: "duck broke through the wall, but he didn't stop!"
duck: "haven't felt THAT in a while..."
ringo starr: "duck groaned. from duck's cab, mertle saw the unstable bridge!"
mertle: "GAH!!"
ringo starr: "she yelped. then, she felt determined."
mertle: "if my friend goes down..."
ringo starr: "she muttered to herself."
mertle: "then i'm going with him!!"
ringo starr: "mertle braked with every ounce of strength she had in one last attempt..."
(duck manages to slow down and stop at the center of the bridge just as it falls apart)
ringo starr: "the bridge collapsed just as they crossed it, leaving only the small section of it that duck had stopped on. it was being supported only by the frame at the sides and what little of the support beams was left, any further movement from duck could've sent them both plummeting into the torrent below."
duck: "*pant, pant* phew!"
ringo starr: "gasped duck."
duck: "i'm glad THAT'S over!"
ringo starr: "mertle was relieved, too. she leaned back wearily to the window-side of duck's cab. when the others returned to the bridge, they found duck, battered and tired, on the remains of the bridge."
what a relief!
ringo starr: "sighed smashfan"
we should commend duck's driver and fireman for being such quick thinkers!
ringo starr: "luna flew up to the cab. she was surprised what she found!"
princess luna: "smashfan, you'd best come and see who it is you want to commend."
ringo starr: "she snickered. smashfan, using his avatar's wings, flew alongside luna. when he saw the contents of duck's cab, all he could do was smile."
well, i'll be a monkey's uncle! i didn't think SHE could stop an engine!
ringo starr: "dib was outside, flying on celestia, admiring duck's model."
dib: "if i hadn't seen it with my own eyes, i wouldn't believe it!"
princess celestia: "the fact that this bridge is still intact?"
ringo starr: "chuckled celestia."
dib: "no, the model of this engine!"
ringo starr: "dib then chatted about on the subject of duck's model"
dib: "an actual GWR 57xx Pannier Tank engine! where smashfan comes from, there are only 16 of these beauts left in preservation!"
princess celestia: "*giggle* and here i thought you were the alien-obsessed kid."
dib: "well, ya' gotta have variety, y'know?"
everyone, get on a flying character or object!
ringo starr: "called smashfan."
i'd like you to meet duck's savior!
ringo starr: "they all did so. and when they saw it, it was definitely something to sh** bricks over. right there was mertle edmonds dozed off by duck's controls."
discord: "SHE stopped duck before the bridge collapsed?"
looks like it, discord.
ringo starr: "smashfan responded"
this is definitely the first redeeming quality i've ever seen in her, and it isn't even canon!
ringo starr: "then mertle woke up, surprised to see smashfan and all the others smiling warmly at her."
mertle...
ringo starr: "smashfan said. mertle WAS surprised! aside from duck, she'd never heard another individual call her by her real name positively in a long time. she didn't know what to think! all she could say was a stunned..."
mertle: "yeah?"
we're sorry about earlier. if you hadn't been with duck when you where, there's no doubt he would've tumbled down into the abyss below us.
ringo starr: "mertle was all choked up."
mertle: "*blushing* thanks, smash. i'm sorry about all that stuff i might have said. if you'll let me back in, i promise i'll do my hardest not to be so uptight..."
a fair deal if ever i saw one!
ringo starr: "and so, it was arranged. mertle was back in smashfan's group, and mertle started to become a much nicer person. all thanks to Duck the Great Western Engine... and what about the dark character? she'd slipped out during the blockade construction..."
dark mertle: "those idiots. they TRICKED me into meeting up with discord! i hope they have a happy time in HELL! (pulls out a communicator)"
???: "hello?"
dark mertle: "bad news, rock. my cover's blown."
(the communication is being forwarded to megaman)
megaman.exe: "what?! how!?"
dark mertle: "they ran into some old dragon freak recently kicked out of evil leo's group. on the upside, he's powerless."
megaman.exe: "hmm... i see. well, at least you've informed us that we're not just dealing with smashfan and mars at the moment, but a drained discord as well. you've done well, dark mertle. as well as an unintended job gets, at any rate."
dark mertle: "alright, now where's my f**king paycheck?"
ringo starr: "meanwhile, smashfan and mars's teams had become one. so now it was time for their next order of business: getting duck off the bridge. the princesses and discord examined the broken remnants."
princess luna: "it's risky,"
ringo starr: "they said."
princess luna: "but we must help duck!"
ringo starr: "smashfan then got an idea"
celestia, luna, do you think you can levitate duck to the other side of the bridge?
princess celestia: "we will!"
ringo starr: "they said, happily. they then set to work."
+BGM: breakdown train+
(celestia and luna's magic auras appear over duck's siderods)
ringo starr: "lifting him up by his siderods, the two alicorns began to bring duck to the end of the bridge."
(duck is lifted off the track and above the bridge)
ringo starr: "they strained themselves trying to stay focused."
(duck is levitated towards the other side)
ringo starr: "it took some time, and when it was finished, celestia and luna were nearly out of breath."
(duck is brought gently back down onto the rails)
duck: "oh, thank you all! thank you very much!"
ringo starr: "the workmen waved goodbye and set back to repairing the bridge. but THEN, smashfan and co. had ANOTHER problem"
discord: "wuh-oh..."
mertle: "what is it?"
dib: "all that puffing back before the bridge incident left duck completely out of water!"
and the momentum from stopping at the bridge knocked out most of his coal.
ringo starr: "the princesses strained themselves just trying to get duck off the bridge, they didn't want to move him all the way to a watertower and coaling deposit."
wackoman.exe: "(epic, booming voice) THEN I SHALL PUSH HIM THERE!"
...it's worth a shot.
ringo starr: "everyone climbed into and above duck's cab, while wackoman went up behind and began to shove duck forward."
wackoman.exe: "GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
(duck BARELY MOVES AN INCH...)
well, that was a waste of an attempt.
ringo starr: "brooded smashfan."
looks like this is going to be a team effort!
mertle: "i'm ready when you are!"
ringo starr: "so they all got out. smashfan, luna, celestia, dib, the pharaoh, and zim took the front, while wackoman, mertle, jenny, swiper, retro, and discord pushed from the back. mars's limp, offline body was left in the cab."
everyone ready? on my mark. 1... 2... 3... GO!!!
ringo starr: "everyone pushed and puffed and pulled and pushed as hard as they could to move duck, who could not move himself."
mertle: "don't worry, duck!"
ringo starr: "mertle called"
mertle: "we'll get you back to full condition soon enough!"
smashfan666
Smash Cadet
ringo starr: "suddenly, they all heard a strange buzzing."
what's THAT?!
ringo starr: "exclaimed smashfan."
dib: "a swarm of bees?!"
ringo starr: "discord jumped and ran into duck's cab."
yami yugi: "what's got you so riled up, discord? it's just bees."
discord: "n-no... WORSE..."
ringo starr: "discord shuddered"
discord: "CHANGELINGS..."
ringo starr: "sure enough, many pony-shaped buglike beings had surrounded the group."
ringo starr: "the changelings hissed and screeched. they seemed to be after something, or someONE... zim believed them to be another race of aliens who've come to take over. this made him VERY cross!"
zim: "(pulls out a spear from PAK) no you don't!"
ringo starr: "he yelled"
zim: "the earth is MINE to devastate!"
ringo starr: "and he jumped forward, stabbing every changeling he could"
jenny: "we should help him fight these things off!"
ringo starr: "said jenny"
discord: "YA' THINK?!"
what's THAT?!
ringo starr: "exclaimed smashfan."
dib: "a swarm of bees?!"
ringo starr: "discord jumped and ran into duck's cab."
yami yugi: "what's got you so riled up, discord? it's just bees."
discord: "n-no... WORSE..."
ringo starr: "discord shuddered"
discord: "CHANGELINGS..."
ringo starr: "sure enough, many pony-shaped buglike beings had surrounded the group."
ringo starr: "the changelings hissed and screeched. they seemed to be after something, or someONE... zim believed them to be another race of aliens who've come to take over. this made him VERY cross!"
zim: "(pulls out a spear from PAK) no you don't!"
ringo starr: "he yelled"
zim: "the earth is MINE to devastate!"
ringo starr: "and he jumped forward, stabbing every changeling he could"
jenny: "we should help him fight these things off!"
ringo starr: "said jenny"
discord: "YA' THINK?!"
smashfan666
Smash Cadet
ringo starr: "they thought the changelings just wanted to delay them as much as possible."
zim: "YOU WILL NEVER STOP US FROM REACHING THE CORRUPTED ONE!!"
ringo starr: "zim said, slashing his way through the swarm. but the changelings, however, had other ideas. they all flew at once and surrounded duck!"
duck: "AGH! GET THEM OFF ME! GET THEM OFF ME!"
ringo starr: "he yelled, having no steam to wheesh them away with. the changelings all huddled around the cab, all trying to squeeze in through the windows and door. discord was horrified!"
discord: "HELP ME! SOMEPONY HELP ME!!"
...hell, let's humor the draconequis...
ringo starr: "said smashfan, and everyone worked fast! jenny fought through the changelings into duck's cab, and threw off a discharge to stun them. but it didn't work! a changeling had absorbed the shock into it's horn and shot it right back towards discord!"
discord: "*gulp* oh, no..."
ringo starr: "but jenny, acting quickly, jumped in front of the blast!"
jenny: "(short-circuiting) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
ringo starr: "jenny's hollow body lay fried and electrified on the flooring of duck's cab. outside, the princesses spun around duck, generating enough momentum to create a tornado strong enough to send the changelings many miles away."
(the tornado spins off into the distance)
duck: "*out of breath* what was THAT all about?!"
ringo starr: "duck said, traumatized from the experience. celestia looked at discord gloweringly..."
princess celestia: "i think i have a pretty good idea..."
discord: "*pulling himself together* oh, yes, uhm... right. i suppose i SHOULD shed some light on this."
princess luna: "please do. what was the motive behind their sudden ambush?"
discord: "one can never anticipate the changeling horde. they're intelligent, yes, but VERY flighty..."
what did you do to them, discord?
discord: "nothing TOO sudden... not too out of the ordinary..."
princess celestia: "you tormented them, didn't you? so THAT'S why you wanted to stay with us, then. you knew that once word got out of your de-powerment, somepony might look you up..."
discord: "...it might possibly, on the off-chance of someone's offhand mention before my banishment, have occurred to me..."
(zim walks out of the cab with jenny)
ringo starr: "zim began to do repairs on jenny, while the others contemplated their dilemma."
well, what now? without jenny, we'll have a much harder time getting duck to someone who can help.
mertle: "and if we're not fast enough, the changelings go after discord again."
princess luna: "young one... he isn't worth it."
ringo starr: "thinking back, celestia remembered discord pointing out the bridge from up in the air."
princess celestia: "...then again, he DID manage to find the bridge where we'd stop duck. it was a failed attempt, but he did TRY to aid us."
discord: "you're welcome."
zim: "it isn't looking good for the robot. thermal shock. if she were human, she would be dead."
discord: "don't sell her short, zim. i'm just about as good as human, and i survived!"
discord, she JUMPED IN FRONT OF THE BLAST. not only is your logic flawed, but jenny may have just saved your life!
ringo starr: "discord noticed smashfan's avatar."
...what?
discord: "okay, now THAT'S just opening old wounds..."
ringo starr: "glared discord. zim had already repaired jenny's motor functions."
zim: "well, she's functional again."
well, that was quick.
zim: "i'm still recalibrating her language discs, so she can't speak yet."
discord: "(leaning close to jenny) i know full well of the times when you used a simple hologram to fit in, XJ-9. and all the way back to when human behavior still felt alien to you. trust me, you're not missing anything. but if it's any consolation, you were better at it than i..."
well, we really should be on our way again.
ringo starr: "and they continued to push and pull duck down the line. meanwhile, dimentio and muhti were STILL left stunned in the scrapyards. they didn't know WHAT to think of all that is happening! smashfan and mars were sent to retrieve a batch of decorpsinator serum for a revival ceremony, discord had lost his powers, and the netnavi megaman has on the side of evil!"
dimentio: "well THIS violates any and all canon about the Battle Network games!"
ringo starr: "murmured dimentio..."
zim: "YOU WILL NEVER STOP US FROM REACHING THE CORRUPTED ONE!!"
ringo starr: "zim said, slashing his way through the swarm. but the changelings, however, had other ideas. they all flew at once and surrounded duck!"
duck: "AGH! GET THEM OFF ME! GET THEM OFF ME!"
ringo starr: "he yelled, having no steam to wheesh them away with. the changelings all huddled around the cab, all trying to squeeze in through the windows and door. discord was horrified!"
discord: "HELP ME! SOMEPONY HELP ME!!"
...hell, let's humor the draconequis...
ringo starr: "said smashfan, and everyone worked fast! jenny fought through the changelings into duck's cab, and threw off a discharge to stun them. but it didn't work! a changeling had absorbed the shock into it's horn and shot it right back towards discord!"
discord: "*gulp* oh, no..."
ringo starr: "but jenny, acting quickly, jumped in front of the blast!"
jenny: "(short-circuiting) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
ringo starr: "jenny's hollow body lay fried and electrified on the flooring of duck's cab. outside, the princesses spun around duck, generating enough momentum to create a tornado strong enough to send the changelings many miles away."
(the tornado spins off into the distance)
duck: "*out of breath* what was THAT all about?!"
ringo starr: "duck said, traumatized from the experience. celestia looked at discord gloweringly..."
princess celestia: "i think i have a pretty good idea..."
discord: "*pulling himself together* oh, yes, uhm... right. i suppose i SHOULD shed some light on this."
princess luna: "please do. what was the motive behind their sudden ambush?"
discord: "one can never anticipate the changeling horde. they're intelligent, yes, but VERY flighty..."
what did you do to them, discord?
discord: "nothing TOO sudden... not too out of the ordinary..."
princess celestia: "you tormented them, didn't you? so THAT'S why you wanted to stay with us, then. you knew that once word got out of your de-powerment, somepony might look you up..."
discord: "...it might possibly, on the off-chance of someone's offhand mention before my banishment, have occurred to me..."
(zim walks out of the cab with jenny)
ringo starr: "zim began to do repairs on jenny, while the others contemplated their dilemma."
well, what now? without jenny, we'll have a much harder time getting duck to someone who can help.
mertle: "and if we're not fast enough, the changelings go after discord again."
princess luna: "young one... he isn't worth it."
ringo starr: "thinking back, celestia remembered discord pointing out the bridge from up in the air."
princess celestia: "...then again, he DID manage to find the bridge where we'd stop duck. it was a failed attempt, but he did TRY to aid us."
discord: "you're welcome."
zim: "it isn't looking good for the robot. thermal shock. if she were human, she would be dead."
discord: "don't sell her short, zim. i'm just about as good as human, and i survived!"
discord, she JUMPED IN FRONT OF THE BLAST. not only is your logic flawed, but jenny may have just saved your life!
ringo starr: "discord noticed smashfan's avatar."
...what?
discord: "okay, now THAT'S just opening old wounds..."
ringo starr: "glared discord. zim had already repaired jenny's motor functions."
zim: "well, she's functional again."
well, that was quick.
zim: "i'm still recalibrating her language discs, so she can't speak yet."
discord: "(leaning close to jenny) i know full well of the times when you used a simple hologram to fit in, XJ-9. and all the way back to when human behavior still felt alien to you. trust me, you're not missing anything. but if it's any consolation, you were better at it than i..."
well, we really should be on our way again.
ringo starr: "and they continued to push and pull duck down the line. meanwhile, dimentio and muhti were STILL left stunned in the scrapyards. they didn't know WHAT to think of all that is happening! smashfan and mars were sent to retrieve a batch of decorpsinator serum for a revival ceremony, discord had lost his powers, and the netnavi megaman has on the side of evil!"
dimentio: "well THIS violates any and all canon about the Battle Network games!"
ringo starr: "murmured dimentio..."
smashfan666
Smash Cadet
ringo starr: "the large team was still trying to find a water tower and coaling depot for duck to refill. smashfan was growing very cross for reasons quite meta."
this lack of users posting is seriously getting on my nerves!
ringo starr: "he complained."
mars is a vegetable, retro's shell is already claimed by an AI, and i don't even know what's up with muhti! i just hope SOMEONE actually decides to post, because this is ludicrous...
discord: "and we're pushing a broken down engine all by ourselves, slowly inching it forward with death closing in from far behind."
ringo starr: "said discord"
discord: "what a perfect visual analogy..."
ringo starr: "and then, they reached a large, steep hill..."
...F**K.
dib: "well, this is just great."
discord: "i guess it's up to jenny, now."
ringo starr: "jenny knew what discord meant. everyone climbed aboard duck's cab. it was a tight squeeze, but they all fit."
dib: "AGH! i think someone's ankle is in my pelvis!"
princess celestia: "my bad, and it certainly doesn't feel like a pelvis to me."
dib: "...yeah, maybe that's my sternum. i don't know, i guess i got them confused."
discord: "jenny! you ready out there?!"
ringo starr: "jenny knew precisely what to do. she was clutching duck's bufferplate, and she would activate the rocket thrusters in her feet. she gave a great shove!"
(as duck is pushed along the line, a loud "SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH" can be heard)
duck: "well if THAT sound isn't familiar and ear-grating..."
ringo starr: "duck thought to himself. jenny pushed and shoved as hard as ever she could. at last they reached the top of the hill. the run down came easy. jenny had to pull duck back to keep him from going runaway again."
jenny: "all right! we made it!"
ringo starr: "at the bottom of the hill, they came across another engine. james was puffing down the other line."
dib: "hey, i recognize that model! that's a mixed-traffic engine!"
maybe he can help us out!
ringo starr: "said smashfan."
discord: "(sticking head out the window) james!"
ringo starr: "discord called"
discord: "could you help us out?!"
james: "*stops* what's the matter, duck? shouldn't you be back at the sheds by now?"
ringo starr: "duck explained what had happened."
duck: "a troll scared my driver and fireman out of my cab. when i finally stopped, i'd run out of water. and the momentum combined with the sudden stop jerked out all my coal!"
we have to get him to a water tower and coaling deposit immediately!
ringo starr: "as everyone got out of the cab, james's driver examined duck."
james's driver: "looks like everything checks out. we'll have to get duck to the yard at once!"
james: "right!"
ringo starr: "james promptly switched lines and pushed duck back to the yard"
duck: "goodbye!"
ringo starr: "duck called"
duck: "and good luck with your adventure!"
mertle: "goodbye, duck!"
ringo starr: "mertle called back."
mertle: "and thanks for helping me fix my life. it's a good start, anyway."
ringo starr: "mertle would grow to miss duck, but he always held a special place in her heart."
now then, we should let the fighter union know where we are.
ringo starr: "smashfan took out his communicator, and phoned to the supreme commander of the forum fighter union, and the one in charge of all the forum fighter leagues; Numbuh 274."
smashfan to fighter command. come in, fighter command!
numbuh 274: "excellent news to hear you're safe, smashfan! when we'd heard you'd crashlanded on sodor, we feared the worst. glad to see you're alright!"
and now all we have to do is get to megaman's fortress. so prepare to beam us up!
marx: "yyyyyeah... about that... the beam pads on this thing are- nonfunctional..."
marie: "apparently, SOMEONE thought taking a break and having takeout by the controls was a GOOD idea!"
dedede: "don't blame me, it's escargoon's fault! HE'S the one who-"
discord: "fighters, enough! do you have any alternative methods of travel?"
numbuh 274: "a few, uhhh... discord? anyway, according to our geographical data, there should-"
(the communicator goes out)
oh, dammit! what's wrong with this thing?!
communicator: "the minutes allowed for your calls have expired, please contact your nearest phone center or use your rollover minutes. or, much better, GET OFF YOUR LAZY A** AT MEET SOME REAL PEOPLE IN AN ONLINE GAME OR SOMETHING, D**CHEBAG!"
yami yugi: "well, this is a pickle if ever i saw one."
dib: "hey, guys! look!"
ringo starr: "right there beside the tracks was just what they needed!"
a warp pipe? out here? :D
mertle: "warp-what?"
discord: "a warp pipe. they're a frequent in the Mario universe."
a warp pipe is basically this, you go into it, and it pops you out of another warp pipe it's linked to!
wackoman.exe: "so what's the holdup? let's go!"
mertle: "hold on, wackoman. how do we know where this thing's gonna take us?"
discord: "easy, we don't! that's the best part!"
either way, it's worth a shot! (gets into the warp pipe)
mertle: "...well, why not?"
(everyone follows me into the warp pipe. zim has to throw mars into the pipe, wackoman.exe gets stuck before he goes through, and discord... well, let's just see...)
discord: "ready! (flies above pipe, and performs a nosedive into it, comically smashing his head) 6_9 i really need to stop doing that. (slinks into pipe)"
(at the other end of the warp, we find... megaman.exe's fortress)
my god, we've made it...
???: "hey! hey you!"
dib: "wha?! who's there?!"
???: "down here, dumb*ss!"
(dib looks down, and is surprised to find the dismembered skull of Gruntilda the Witch)
dib: "grunty?"
gruntilda: "yeah, it's me! that megaman brute thought it'd be a barrel of laughs to break into my home at cauldron keep and steal all my charms and potions and such! then he kicked me off the top of this big fort!"
and we care about your part in this... why?
gruntilda: "hell if i know, but a little help would be appreciated!"
i'm not sure. dragging around a disembodied skull of an evil witch out for revenge against not only a bear and breegull, but now a netnavi, and is clearly powerless, whereas we have another powerless character who's actually being helpful, and said skull is as sour as grapes when she's in a bad mood, like right now...
...nope, i see absolutely nothing wrong with this! c'mon, grunty!
gruntilda: "YESsssss!!"
now there's the question of "how are we going to get in?"
gruntilda: "the front door, maybe?"
discord: "nah, too obvious."
zim: "hmm... perhaps we could fly up!"
sounds like a plan! princesses, ready?
princess celestia: "right, then."
(celestia grabs onto dib, yami yugi, swiper, and mertle. luna grabs onto me, mars, zim, and gruntilda. and finally, discord grabs onto jenny, wackoman, and retroantonio. then all 3 fly up to the top of the fortress.)
we're going after ya', megaman!
this lack of users posting is seriously getting on my nerves!
ringo starr: "he complained."
mars is a vegetable, retro's shell is already claimed by an AI, and i don't even know what's up with muhti! i just hope SOMEONE actually decides to post, because this is ludicrous...
discord: "and we're pushing a broken down engine all by ourselves, slowly inching it forward with death closing in from far behind."
ringo starr: "said discord"
discord: "what a perfect visual analogy..."
ringo starr: "and then, they reached a large, steep hill..."
...F**K.
dib: "well, this is just great."
discord: "i guess it's up to jenny, now."
ringo starr: "jenny knew what discord meant. everyone climbed aboard duck's cab. it was a tight squeeze, but they all fit."
dib: "AGH! i think someone's ankle is in my pelvis!"
princess celestia: "my bad, and it certainly doesn't feel like a pelvis to me."
dib: "...yeah, maybe that's my sternum. i don't know, i guess i got them confused."
discord: "jenny! you ready out there?!"
ringo starr: "jenny knew precisely what to do. she was clutching duck's bufferplate, and she would activate the rocket thrusters in her feet. she gave a great shove!"
(as duck is pushed along the line, a loud "SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH" can be heard)
duck: "well if THAT sound isn't familiar and ear-grating..."
ringo starr: "duck thought to himself. jenny pushed and shoved as hard as ever she could. at last they reached the top of the hill. the run down came easy. jenny had to pull duck back to keep him from going runaway again."
jenny: "all right! we made it!"
ringo starr: "at the bottom of the hill, they came across another engine. james was puffing down the other line."
dib: "hey, i recognize that model! that's a mixed-traffic engine!"
maybe he can help us out!
ringo starr: "said smashfan."
discord: "(sticking head out the window) james!"
ringo starr: "discord called"
discord: "could you help us out?!"
james: "*stops* what's the matter, duck? shouldn't you be back at the sheds by now?"
ringo starr: "duck explained what had happened."
duck: "a troll scared my driver and fireman out of my cab. when i finally stopped, i'd run out of water. and the momentum combined with the sudden stop jerked out all my coal!"
we have to get him to a water tower and coaling deposit immediately!
ringo starr: "as everyone got out of the cab, james's driver examined duck."
james's driver: "looks like everything checks out. we'll have to get duck to the yard at once!"
james: "right!"
ringo starr: "james promptly switched lines and pushed duck back to the yard"
duck: "goodbye!"
ringo starr: "duck called"
duck: "and good luck with your adventure!"
mertle: "goodbye, duck!"
ringo starr: "mertle called back."
mertle: "and thanks for helping me fix my life. it's a good start, anyway."
ringo starr: "mertle would grow to miss duck, but he always held a special place in her heart."
now then, we should let the fighter union know where we are.
ringo starr: "smashfan took out his communicator, and phoned to the supreme commander of the forum fighter union, and the one in charge of all the forum fighter leagues; Numbuh 274."
smashfan to fighter command. come in, fighter command!
numbuh 274: "excellent news to hear you're safe, smashfan! when we'd heard you'd crashlanded on sodor, we feared the worst. glad to see you're alright!"
and now all we have to do is get to megaman's fortress. so prepare to beam us up!
marx: "yyyyyeah... about that... the beam pads on this thing are- nonfunctional..."
marie: "apparently, SOMEONE thought taking a break and having takeout by the controls was a GOOD idea!"
dedede: "don't blame me, it's escargoon's fault! HE'S the one who-"
discord: "fighters, enough! do you have any alternative methods of travel?"
numbuh 274: "a few, uhhh... discord? anyway, according to our geographical data, there should-"
(the communicator goes out)
oh, dammit! what's wrong with this thing?!
communicator: "the minutes allowed for your calls have expired, please contact your nearest phone center or use your rollover minutes. or, much better, GET OFF YOUR LAZY A** AT MEET SOME REAL PEOPLE IN AN ONLINE GAME OR SOMETHING, D**CHEBAG!"
yami yugi: "well, this is a pickle if ever i saw one."
dib: "hey, guys! look!"
ringo starr: "right there beside the tracks was just what they needed!"
a warp pipe? out here? :D
mertle: "warp-what?"
discord: "a warp pipe. they're a frequent in the Mario universe."
a warp pipe is basically this, you go into it, and it pops you out of another warp pipe it's linked to!
wackoman.exe: "so what's the holdup? let's go!"
mertle: "hold on, wackoman. how do we know where this thing's gonna take us?"
discord: "easy, we don't! that's the best part!"
either way, it's worth a shot! (gets into the warp pipe)
mertle: "...well, why not?"
(everyone follows me into the warp pipe. zim has to throw mars into the pipe, wackoman.exe gets stuck before he goes through, and discord... well, let's just see...)
discord: "ready! (flies above pipe, and performs a nosedive into it, comically smashing his head) 6_9 i really need to stop doing that. (slinks into pipe)"
(at the other end of the warp, we find... megaman.exe's fortress)
my god, we've made it...
???: "hey! hey you!"
dib: "wha?! who's there?!"
???: "down here, dumb*ss!"
(dib looks down, and is surprised to find the dismembered skull of Gruntilda the Witch)
dib: "grunty?"
gruntilda: "yeah, it's me! that megaman brute thought it'd be a barrel of laughs to break into my home at cauldron keep and steal all my charms and potions and such! then he kicked me off the top of this big fort!"
and we care about your part in this... why?
gruntilda: "hell if i know, but a little help would be appreciated!"
i'm not sure. dragging around a disembodied skull of an evil witch out for revenge against not only a bear and breegull, but now a netnavi, and is clearly powerless, whereas we have another powerless character who's actually being helpful, and said skull is as sour as grapes when she's in a bad mood, like right now...
...nope, i see absolutely nothing wrong with this! c'mon, grunty!
gruntilda: "YESsssss!!"
now there's the question of "how are we going to get in?"
gruntilda: "the front door, maybe?"
discord: "nah, too obvious."
zim: "hmm... perhaps we could fly up!"
sounds like a plan! princesses, ready?
princess celestia: "right, then."
(celestia grabs onto dib, yami yugi, swiper, and mertle. luna grabs onto me, mars, zim, and gruntilda. and finally, discord grabs onto jenny, wackoman, and retroantonio. then all 3 fly up to the top of the fortress.)
we're going after ya', megaman!
Mari
Saving the planet from disaster!
Mean while, On Mobius...
Mari: I HATE CHERRI BERRYS!!!
Darkrai: Oh, come on, Mari, I come all this way from my world and you won't eat what I brought?
Sonic: Yeah, Mari, be a little more...Nice.
Mari: I Am Nice. I just don't like spicy food.
???: Then How do you like this? Mwahahahaha!!
Sonic: Not again... How many times do I have to kick your butt, Egghead, before you call it quits?
Eggman: You'll never defeat me, Sonic! Not when I have a new toy to play with!
Eggman pushes a strange button on his hoverchair, and a giant claw grabs Darkrai.
Darkrai: What the..? Let go of me, you fat human!
Mari: Your not getting away, Eggman!
Eggman: Watch me! Mwahahahhooo!!
Sonic: After him!
Mari: I HATE CHERRI BERRYS!!!
Darkrai: Oh, come on, Mari, I come all this way from my world and you won't eat what I brought?
Sonic: Yeah, Mari, be a little more...Nice.
Mari: I Am Nice. I just don't like spicy food.
???: Then How do you like this? Mwahahahaha!!
Sonic: Not again... How many times do I have to kick your butt, Egghead, before you call it quits?
Eggman: You'll never defeat me, Sonic! Not when I have a new toy to play with!
Eggman pushes a strange button on his hoverchair, and a giant claw grabs Darkrai.
Darkrai: What the..? Let go of me, you fat human!
Mari: Your not getting away, Eggman!
Eggman: Watch me! Mwahahahhooo!!
Sonic: After him!
mars16
Smash Lord
Wat am I doing, am I dead or just somewhere else on my own.....? I forgot wat the hell was going on.
smashfan666
Smash Cadet
gruntilda: "ah, good. you're finally awake!"
now, mars... you're probably wondering what the hell a dismembered skull is doing with us on our adventure. your guess is as good as ours, but-
(siren blaring)
discord: "guys... we MIGHT have company."
(mettools are dropping down from the walls of the fortress, WHILE ON FIRE)
FLAMING METTOOLS!!
yami yugi: "i'll try to cancel them out! i summon Kuriboh, and play the spell card Multiply!"
(about as many kuribohs as there are mettools appear and begin to kamikaze into the mettools)
now, mars... you're probably wondering what the hell a dismembered skull is doing with us on our adventure. your guess is as good as ours, but-
(siren blaring)
discord: "guys... we MIGHT have company."
(mettools are dropping down from the walls of the fortress, WHILE ON FIRE)
FLAMING METTOOLS!!
yami yugi: "i'll try to cancel them out! i summon Kuriboh, and play the spell card Multiply!"
(about as many kuribohs as there are mettools appear and begin to kamikaze into the mettools)
Mari
Saving the planet from disaster!
Sonic: Well, We're here...Huh? That's weird..
Mari: What is?
Sonic: Why is The place so...Quiet...
Mari: Yeah... Three Quiet..
Sonic: Three quiet?
Mari: It's One more then Too quiet.
Sonic: Ugh...
Sonic facepalms and rolls his eyes before hearing something strange.
???: MMmmff!
Mari: What was that?!
Suddenly a spotlight reveals Darkrai tied to a chiar, Gagged.
Sonic: There he is!
Mari: Wait, Don't-
Sonic ungags Darkrai.
Darkrai: It's a trap!
As soon as he spoke, a huge cage droped from the ceiling and a lazer gun is pointed stright at them.
Mari: Great...
Eggman: (Over speaker) Mwahahahaha! I can't believe you fell for it!
Sonic: Me nether...
Eggman: Now I can be rid of you forever! This is game over, Sonic the Hedgehog!
Sonic: Highly unlikely, Egghead!
The Chaos Emeralds suddenly flash into exisitance around the heros.
Eggman: Gah! When did you-
Sonic: Later, Baldy McNosehair!
Mari: Uh, Sonic, Where exactly are we-
Before she could finish, Sonic used Chaos control to teliport the Trio to another demention.
Eggman: No! Curse you, Sonic!
POOF!
Mari: -going?...Uh, Where are we?
Darkrai: In the middle of some kind of Fortress...In the dungeon.
Mari: Nice going, Sonic! Now we're someone elses Prisoners!
Sonic: At least we're not dead, right?
Darkrai and Mari: -_-
Mari: What is?
Sonic: Why is The place so...Quiet...
Mari: Yeah... Three Quiet..
Sonic: Three quiet?
Mari: It's One more then Too quiet.
Sonic: Ugh...
Sonic facepalms and rolls his eyes before hearing something strange.
???: MMmmff!
Mari: What was that?!
Suddenly a spotlight reveals Darkrai tied to a chiar, Gagged.
Sonic: There he is!
Mari: Wait, Don't-
Sonic ungags Darkrai.
Darkrai: It's a trap!
As soon as he spoke, a huge cage droped from the ceiling and a lazer gun is pointed stright at them.
Mari: Great...
Eggman: (Over speaker) Mwahahahaha! I can't believe you fell for it!
Sonic: Me nether...
Eggman: Now I can be rid of you forever! This is game over, Sonic the Hedgehog!
Sonic: Highly unlikely, Egghead!
The Chaos Emeralds suddenly flash into exisitance around the heros.
Eggman: Gah! When did you-
Sonic: Later, Baldy McNosehair!
Mari: Uh, Sonic, Where exactly are we-
Before she could finish, Sonic used Chaos control to teliport the Trio to another demention.
Eggman: No! Curse you, Sonic!
POOF!
Mari: -going?...Uh, Where are we?
Darkrai: In the middle of some kind of Fortress...In the dungeon.
Mari: Nice going, Sonic! Now we're someone elses Prisoners!
Sonic: At least we're not dead, right?
Darkrai and Mari: -_-
mars16
Smash Lord
uh o more enemys.... Im a go bak to bed now.......
*BONK*
ouch OK.....
*BONK*
ouch OK.....
Mari
Saving the planet from disaster!
Sonic: Well, what do you prepose we do?
Darkrai: I see 3 options.
Mari: Ok...
Darkrai: We can eather sit here and DIE...
Sonic: No...
Darkrai: Wait for someone to rescue us...
Mari: Possible...
Darkrai: Or we can use Sonic's head as a battering ram.
Sonic: Now that's a pla-...Waitwaitwait, What?
Mari: Mmmmm...Good plan, actually....That could work....
Sonic: HEY!
Darkrai:...Mari, I was kidding.
Mari:...Wha? Oh, yeah, I knew that.
Sonic:....
Darkrai: I see 3 options.
Mari: Ok...
Darkrai: We can eather sit here and DIE...
Sonic: No...
Darkrai: Wait for someone to rescue us...
Mari: Possible...
Darkrai: Or we can use Sonic's head as a battering ram.
Sonic: Now that's a pla-...Waitwaitwait, What?
Mari: Mmmmm...Good plan, actually....That could work....
Sonic: HEY!
Darkrai:...Mari, I was kidding.
Mari:...Wha? Oh, yeah, I knew that.
Sonic:....
???: Well well well, hope we weren't too late for you three.
???: HA LOOK YOU TINY LITTLE CHESS PIECES.
???: BLAZIKEN! (Hello Darkrai, ugly as usual)
*Dimentio, Blaziken, and Muhti step out of the shadows of the dungeon*
Muhti: Idiots I say.
*Mari grumbles to herself*
Mari: Weren't you two with smashfans group?
Muhti: Ummmm,errr
Dimentio: Yea yea yea, I'll take those.
*Dimentio magically makes all the chaos emeralds from Sonic to Dimentio*
Sonic: HEY!!!
Dimentio(ignoring Sonic): Shall we get started? Ciao!!
*Muhti, Dimentio and the Chaos Emeralds all form to something like Super Dimentio, only 256 times stronger and 256 times bigger, breaking the fortress. And it isn't Luigis head this time, It's Muhtis with a mask on it. And the creature has Blazikens high jumping abilty and fire ability*
Super Muhti: CIAO!!!
???: HA LOOK YOU TINY LITTLE CHESS PIECES.
???: BLAZIKEN! (Hello Darkrai, ugly as usual)
*Dimentio, Blaziken, and Muhti step out of the shadows of the dungeon*
Muhti: Idiots I say.
*Mari grumbles to herself*
Mari: Weren't you two with smashfans group?
Muhti: Ummmm,errr
Dimentio: Yea yea yea, I'll take those.
*Dimentio magically makes all the chaos emeralds from Sonic to Dimentio*
Sonic: HEY!!!
Dimentio(ignoring Sonic): Shall we get started? Ciao!!
*Muhti, Dimentio and the Chaos Emeralds all form to something like Super Dimentio, only 256 times stronger and 256 times bigger, breaking the fortress. And it isn't Luigis head this time, It's Muhtis with a mask on it. And the creature has Blazikens high jumping abilty and fire ability*
Super Muhti: CIAO!!!
mars16
Smash Lord
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8Tid2htBlE
Srry, I, I thought Sonic might of wanted some action music......
Srry, I, I thought Sonic might of wanted some action music......
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