mars16
Smash Lord
Guys..... . .. ...... . .. . .. .Why do I fill like Im bieng watched?
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smashfan666
Smash Cadet
(as the team passes by a gap in the trees, gummy briefly sees dark ace, then stops when they are just past the trees)
pinkie pie: "what's wrong, gummy? is something wrong?"
yami yugi: "he must sense danger!"
(pinkie pie's mane stands straight up and twitches insanely)
zim: "the pink one is twitching, someone must be following us!"
pinkie pie: "but who? who would want to follow us way out here?"
dark ace: "me! (bikes out from the bushes)"
(gummy begins to make snarling motions)
zim: "wha-?! who are you?!"
princess luna: "explain yourself, villain!"
dark ace: "(chuckles eerily) oh, there will be plenty of time for explanations later, princess. in the meantime, the pharaoh, alien, and ponies need to stand aside."
yami yugi: "who-?? how do you know who we are?!"
dark ace: "i know a lot of things about you, pharaoh. and zim, your disguises aren't fooling me."
zim: "!!!"
dark ace: "as for my identity. (takes out electric sword) they call me 'Dark Ace'. (shoots at mars16)"
pinkie pie: "YIPE! (hides by jumping into gummy's mouth)"
narrator: "kids, pinkie pie is a professional cartoon character. and as such, is able to perform feats impossible for the average person, or are just plain ridiculous. so please, DO NOT jump into an alligator's jaws if you know what's good for you."
zim: "...o-kaaaay."
yami yugi: "mars! summon the dream creature in that animite!"
dark ace: "hahahahahah! go ahead, mars. summon your hyren if you think it will do you any good."
(mars16's animite glows again, this time with an image of the Lightning Hyren appearing on it)
pinkie pie: "what's wrong, gummy? is something wrong?"
yami yugi: "he must sense danger!"
(pinkie pie's mane stands straight up and twitches insanely)
zim: "the pink one is twitching, someone must be following us!"
pinkie pie: "but who? who would want to follow us way out here?"
dark ace: "me! (bikes out from the bushes)"
(gummy begins to make snarling motions)
zim: "wha-?! who are you?!"
princess luna: "explain yourself, villain!"
dark ace: "(chuckles eerily) oh, there will be plenty of time for explanations later, princess. in the meantime, the pharaoh, alien, and ponies need to stand aside."
yami yugi: "who-?? how do you know who we are?!"
dark ace: "i know a lot of things about you, pharaoh. and zim, your disguises aren't fooling me."
zim: "!!!"
dark ace: "as for my identity. (takes out electric sword) they call me 'Dark Ace'. (shoots at mars16)"
pinkie pie: "YIPE! (hides by jumping into gummy's mouth)"
narrator: "kids, pinkie pie is a professional cartoon character. and as such, is able to perform feats impossible for the average person, or are just plain ridiculous. so please, DO NOT jump into an alligator's jaws if you know what's good for you."
zim: "...o-kaaaay."
yami yugi: "mars! summon the dream creature in that animite!"
dark ace: "hahahahahah! go ahead, mars. summon your hyren if you think it will do you any good."
(mars16's animite glows again, this time with an image of the Lightning Hyren appearing on it)
mars16
Smash Lord
I summom Hyren!!!!!!
Hyren attack Dark ace as he will soon be a joker haha....... .. .... .... . .. .. .. . .
Gotta work on that one.......
Hyren attack Dark ace as he will soon be a joker haha....... .. .... .... . .. .. .. . .
Gotta work on that one.......
smashfan666
Smash Cadet
lightning hyren: "right!"
(lightning hyren shoots out electric bolts at dark ace, who keeps dodging by biking around on his skimmer)
dark ace: "i see you have a strong bond with your dream creature, mars."
(dark ace's skimmer deploys 4 wings, taking flight)
dark ace: "a bond that i can easily break! (activate's energy sword)"
narrator: "in case some of you don't already know, lightning hyren is a dream creature from the Magi-Nation franchise! and that dark ace's 'bond i can easily break' line was sim-ply a quip of battle! ^-^"
yami yugi: "we know, narrator you don't have to repeat it."
narrator: "people have a tendency to not take a joke."
yami yugi: "oh yeah? well Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer, Ja, Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput, narrator."
narrator: "uuuuhhh... me no speakee idiota."
(cut to hayseed laughing his flank off in the background, then promptly dropping dead)
zim: "huh... i think yami's line may have just killed a pony."
yami yugi: "if anyone asks, the narrator did it."
princess celestia: "agreed"
princess luna: "mm-hmm"
narrator: "yep... wait, what?"
(cut back to the junkyard, dib, mertle, swiper and i have run into eachother after running for who knows how long)
swiper: "(pant, pant) i think we lost 'em."
(i do a head count for a few seconds, and...)
0_0 hang on, where's wackoman?
(we notice wackoman attached to the giant magnet's underside)
wackoman.exe: "WHEEEEE!!!"
dib: "there he is!"
(the rest of us go after the magnet to rescue wackoman)
wackoman! get down from there, we're not doomed to being junked!
wackoman.exe: "(wheatley accent) loving this, whale of a time!"
mertle: "what in the heck is making him think his certain death is fun?"
the same thing that TWICE made you think hamsterviel meant no harm. (smug face)
mertle: "X( i thought we agreed never to speak of that again."
i can't help it if you're such an uptight prick with a stick up your *** the size of west russia.
(wackoman is dropped onto the conveyor belt, but quickly bounces off)
wackoman.exe: "boing!"
(as wackoman is divebombing for us) oh, shi-
(wackoman crashes into us, sending us all flying in the same direction)
dib: "...well, on the bright side, at least we're all okay."
(we slam into a junk pile, leaving a hole in it, which we get lost in)
mars16
Smash Lord
I didn't now narrator, infact I hardly nw any of these carton characters franchises, I mean like.
Yami yugi sounds like she's that japanese singer who was in the first blade movie.....
Yami yugi sounds like she's that japanese singer who was in the first blade movie.....
mars16
Smash Lord
*I slipped on a banana*
smashfan666
Smash Cadet
zim: "i must help, too! (throws pokeball, sending out the Deoxys caught in the previous story) DEOXYS, YOU ARE MY SELECTION! change into defense mode and defend mars's hyren from the dark ace's attacks!"
(a bolt is about to strike Lightning Hyren, but Deoxys turns into defense forme and jumps in front of the blast)
lightning hyren: "close one"
deoxys: "(odd pulsating noise of agreement)"
zim: "now change into speed form and confuse him!"
(deoxys turns into speed forme and zips around dark ace)
dark ace: "(trying hastily to follow deoxys' movements) is this some kind of a joke?!"
princess celestia: "good work, zim! that bought us some time!"
yami yugi: "and now it's my turn! i summon the Dark Magician Girl!"
dark magician girl: "fanservice!"
yami yugi: "join your attack power with Lightning Hyren!"
(dark magician girl throws her staff to Lightning Hyren)
lightning hyren: "CHAOS SCEPTER BLAST!!! (fires a blast from the staff at dark ace)"
dark ace: "oh no you don't! (skimmer flies out of the way just in time, also smacking deoxys out of the way)"
yami yugi: "well that was highly unexpected."
dark ace: "(chuckle) do you see now how pointless it is, mars? you are a fool to think you can defeat me. now, time to finish this. (readies a blast from lightning sword)"
narrator: "oh, sh*t..."
*dramatic pause*
???: "AIIIIIIIIIYAYAYAYAYAH!!"
(something kicks dark ace in the side of the face before he can fire)
princess luna: "?! is that- ???"
(the silhouette the kicked dark ace is revealed to be Jenny)
zim: "it's her!"
yami yugi: "yes! finally!"
jenny: "alright, dark ace... (arm transforms into a blaster) bring it!"
(a bolt is about to strike Lightning Hyren, but Deoxys turns into defense forme and jumps in front of the blast)
lightning hyren: "close one"
deoxys: "(odd pulsating noise of agreement)"
zim: "now change into speed form and confuse him!"
(deoxys turns into speed forme and zips around dark ace)
dark ace: "(trying hastily to follow deoxys' movements) is this some kind of a joke?!"
princess celestia: "good work, zim! that bought us some time!"
yami yugi: "and now it's my turn! i summon the Dark Magician Girl!"
dark magician girl: "fanservice!"
yami yugi: "join your attack power with Lightning Hyren!"
(dark magician girl throws her staff to Lightning Hyren)
lightning hyren: "CHAOS SCEPTER BLAST!!! (fires a blast from the staff at dark ace)"
dark ace: "oh no you don't! (skimmer flies out of the way just in time, also smacking deoxys out of the way)"
yami yugi: "well that was highly unexpected."
dark ace: "(chuckle) do you see now how pointless it is, mars? you are a fool to think you can defeat me. now, time to finish this. (readies a blast from lightning sword)"
narrator: "oh, sh*t..."
*dramatic pause*
???: "AIIIIIIIIIYAYAYAYAYAH!!"
(something kicks dark ace in the side of the face before he can fire)
princess luna: "?! is that- ???"
(the silhouette the kicked dark ace is revealed to be Jenny)
zim: "it's her!"
yami yugi: "yes! finally!"
jenny: "alright, dark ace... (arm transforms into a blaster) bring it!"
mars16
Smash Lord
This who time Yugi was Yugio from Yugio
I like that show
I like that show
smashfan666
Smash Cadet
dark ace: "(chuckles) very well. but remember this; quality over quantity, even if there is strength in numbers."
(shimmer!)
dark ace: "(looks up) huh?"
(something drops from the sky and CUTS DARK ACE IN HALF)
dark ace: "AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHH!"
princess luna: "what trickery is this?!"
jenny: "woah! that's brutal!"
princess celestia: "who is that?"
zim: "...no. it cannot be!"
???: "mars..."
(the apparent bait-and-switch boss for the day is now smashfanpriestian, now with an Enker avatar)
smashfanpriestian: "it's been quite a long time since i last saw you."
zim: "the evil one!"
smashfanpriestian: "you recognize me, such a smart little alien. i assume you all know why i'm here."
yami yugi: "to give us a long and tiring boss battle?"
smashfanpriestian: "yes, and yet so simple an explanation, riddled with gaming terms. i am here to defeat mars16 after he and some of his friends humiliated me and left me for dead at the hands of hadas's minions."
zim: "so that's what this is about? i'm sorry smashfan, but we do not need another obstacle in our way of finding you good twin. besides, we dispatched you easily all that long ago."
smashfanpriestian: "i see... (arms enker spear)"
smashfanpriestian: "perhaps you require an example of my power. (dashes towards pinkie pie)"
pinkie pie: "OH SWEET-"
(smashfanpriestian stabs pinkie pie in the chest)
all: "*GASP!!!*"
zim: "he... he killed the pink one!"
pinkie pie: "... *coughs up blood*"
yami yugi: "*long silence* you.... SICK.... EVIL.... *******!!!!"
smashfanpriestian: "what? has masculinity been wiped from the face of the planet? she's a pony!"
yami yugi: "a G4 pony. not to mention best pony in my personal opinion! and you killed her! (apparently goes super saiyan) you are going to PAY!!!"
zim: "eh?"
princess luna: "pharaoh, control yourself!"
yami yugi: "i play the magic card Burning Land!"
(the area is encased in flames)
smashfanpriestian: "three words..."
+Megaman 10: Heart of Enker+
smashfanpriestian: "BRING... IT... ON..."
(shimmer!)
dark ace: "(looks up) huh?"
(something drops from the sky and CUTS DARK ACE IN HALF)
dark ace: "AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHH!"
princess luna: "what trickery is this?!"
jenny: "woah! that's brutal!"
princess celestia: "who is that?"
zim: "...no. it cannot be!"
???: "mars..."
(the apparent bait-and-switch boss for the day is now smashfanpriestian, now with an Enker avatar)
smashfanpriestian: "it's been quite a long time since i last saw you."
zim: "the evil one!"
smashfanpriestian: "you recognize me, such a smart little alien. i assume you all know why i'm here."
yami yugi: "to give us a long and tiring boss battle?"
smashfanpriestian: "yes, and yet so simple an explanation, riddled with gaming terms. i am here to defeat mars16 after he and some of his friends humiliated me and left me for dead at the hands of hadas's minions."
zim: "so that's what this is about? i'm sorry smashfan, but we do not need another obstacle in our way of finding you good twin. besides, we dispatched you easily all that long ago."
smashfanpriestian: "i see... (arms enker spear)"
smashfanpriestian: "perhaps you require an example of my power. (dashes towards pinkie pie)"
pinkie pie: "OH SWEET-"
(smashfanpriestian stabs pinkie pie in the chest)
all: "*GASP!!!*"
zim: "he... he killed the pink one!"
pinkie pie: "... *coughs up blood*"
yami yugi: "*long silence* you.... SICK.... EVIL.... *******!!!!"
smashfanpriestian: "what? has masculinity been wiped from the face of the planet? she's a pony!"
yami yugi: "a G4 pony. not to mention best pony in my personal opinion! and you killed her! (apparently goes super saiyan) you are going to PAY!!!"
zim: "eh?"
princess luna: "pharaoh, control yourself!"
yami yugi: "i play the magic card Burning Land!"
(the area is encased in flames)
smashfanpriestian: "three words..."
+Megaman 10: Heart of Enker+
smashfanpriestian: "BRING... IT... ON..."
smashfan666
Smash Cadet
*dramatic pause*
mars16
Smash Lord
Smash fan preston your about to get ur *** kicked!!!
Creates a flamesaround his hands and prepares for battle!!!!!
Creates a flamesaround his hands and prepares for battle!!!!!
smashfan666
Smash Cadet
smashfanpriestian: "bring it on, mars old friend. (shoots a hailstorm of needle tips from toothpick-like staff)"
princess luna: "INCOMING NEEDLES!"
yami yugi: "i activate mirror wall!"
(a crystalline barrier pops up, sending smashfanpiestians needles right back at him)
smashfanpriestian: "OSHI- (ninja vanish)"
zim: "he disappeared into thin air!"
jenny: "where'd the little bugger go?!"
(smashfanpriestian reappears right behind jenny)
smashfanpriestian: "heh heh heh..."
princess celestia: "jenny, look out!"
zim: "he's right behind you!"
(jenny quickly takes notice and punches smashfanpriestian with a swiftness)
smashfanpriestian: "hmm... perhaps i underestimated your potential. but that doesn't mean i'm anywhere near finished yet! (charges for mars16)"
princess luna: "INCOMING NEEDLES!"
yami yugi: "i activate mirror wall!"
(a crystalline barrier pops up, sending smashfanpiestians needles right back at him)
smashfanpriestian: "OSHI- (ninja vanish)"
zim: "he disappeared into thin air!"
jenny: "where'd the little bugger go?!"
(smashfanpriestian reappears right behind jenny)
smashfanpriestian: "heh heh heh..."
princess celestia: "jenny, look out!"
zim: "he's right behind you!"
(jenny quickly takes notice and punches smashfanpriestian with a swiftness)
smashfanpriestian: "hmm... perhaps i underestimated your potential. but that doesn't mean i'm anywhere near finished yet! (charges for mars16)"
mars16
Smash Lord
This gives me a chance to test my new move!! Fire cyclone!!!
*Suck prestoin in doing high damage*
*Suck prestoin in doing high damage*
smashfan666
Smash Cadet
smashfanpriestian: "OH SHI-"
(smashfanpriestian is sucked up by mars16's new move)
smashfanpriestian: "AAaaaAAAaaaaAAAaaaHHHhhh, gETTing DIZzy! (drives spear into the ground, kicking mars16 into a burning tree)"
*SMACK!*
princess celestia: "mars!"
smashfanpriestian: "hehehehehehahahahahAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! (sprints toward the others) and now you!"
yami yugi: "split up, everyone!"
(the group breaks apart, going in multiple directions)
princess luna: "(right when the group splits up) NOW!"
smashfanpriestian: "hhhhm... (walks around) marco. polo. marco-"
(a sunbeam hits smashfanpriestian, setting him on fire)
princess celestia: "polo!"
smashfanpriestian: "(dispels sunbeams, heated up to the point of glowing) is that the best you can do? a little heat?"
(smashfanpriestian is sucked up by mars16's new move)
smashfanpriestian: "AAaaaAAAaaaaAAAaaaHHHhhh, gETTing DIZzy! (drives spear into the ground, kicking mars16 into a burning tree)"
*SMACK!*
princess celestia: "mars!"
smashfanpriestian: "hehehehehehahahahahAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! (sprints toward the others) and now you!"
yami yugi: "split up, everyone!"
(the group breaks apart, going in multiple directions)
princess luna: "(right when the group splits up) NOW!"
smashfanpriestian: "hhhhm... (walks around) marco. polo. marco-"
(a sunbeam hits smashfanpriestian, setting him on fire)
princess celestia: "polo!"
smashfanpriestian: "(dispels sunbeams, heated up to the point of glowing) is that the best you can do? a little heat?"
mars16
Smash Lord
"nOW HERE'S MORE HEAT"
Hadas rage tackle""
*Knocks preston into a tree bREAKING IT*
Hadas rage tackle""
*Knocks preston into a tree bREAKING IT*
smashfan666
Smash Cadet
smashfanpriestian: "AGH!"
(...)
(smashfanpriestian rises from the remnants of the tree, now with hardly a scratch)
smashfanpriestian: "you haven't won yet, fools!"
zim: "unbelievable!"
yami yugi: "no matter how many times we knock this guy down, he just gets right back up!"
--HEALTH STATS
MARS16>-150 hp
YAMI YUGI>-240 hp
PRINCESS CELESTIA>-1,843 hp
PRINCESS LUNA>-1,812 hp
ZIM>-355 hp
JENNY>-300 hp
GUMMY (pet)>-50 hp
PINKIE PIE>-0 hp
SMASHFANPRIESTIAN>999,999,999,999,836 hp
princess luna: "any higher and his health would rival that of bass!"
zim: "...gentlemen, it's been an honor serving with you."
smashfanpriestian: "...nah, i've fumbled around with you lot enough"
jenny: "say what now?"
smashfanpriestian: "it won't be long before judgement day, you'd better be ready."
(smashfanpriestian warps out)
--Smashfanpriestian RETREATED
--VICTORY!
--EXP GAINED
Mars16, LVL 20 - 200 (425/4,000)
Yami Yugi, LVL 21 - 300 (870/4,200)
Princess Celestia, LVL 300 - 35 (135/60,000)
Princess Luna, LVL 290 - 65 (360/58,000)
Zim, LVL 15 - 240 (240/3,000)
Jenny, LVL 30 - 440 (347/6,000)
Pinkie Pie, LVL 301 - 95 (4,850/60,200)
--Items found
-Rusty knife
-2 Super Mushrooms
-Burning Tree Ashes
-800 Coins
-3,000 Rupees
-Slimeball
-Cookie
-Trap Card: Level Retuner
-Noise complaint from an angry passerby
zim: "HEY! ...what use would we have for a slimeball?!"
jenny: "i wonder why he just let us go like that?"
princess luna: "maybe he's planning a return strategy..."
yami yugi: "well, all i can think about is the comrade we lost today."
zim: "yes. we can never forget the initial boss Dark Ace"
princess celestia: "i think yami's actually talking about Pinkie Pie. y'know, how she kinda' DIED."
zim: "ooooh, riiiiiiight... yeahthatwasprettysadtoo..."
yami yugi: "he just stabbed her in the chest... leaving poor gummy without an owner, and striking out one of the elements of harmony..."
*happy giggling*
yami yugi: "i can still hear her chirpy, happy laughter in my ears right now from beyond the grave..."
(pinkie pie appears, alive and well, from right behind yugi)
pinkie pie: "hi, guys!"
zim: "pink one!"
yami yugi: "you're alive?!"
pinkie pie: "of course i'm alive, everypony! why wouldn't i be?"
princess luna: "but- we SAW YOU get STABBED IN THE CHEST WITH A STAFF!"
pinkie pie: "i know, but i woke up just fine right after. weird, huh?"
zim: "bu- if y- ack- i could've sw- if y- and he- but you-"
jenny: "don't strain yourself trying to figure her out, zim."
yami yugi: "yeah. with how often she leans on the fourth wall like that, who knows just what she's capable of."
pinkie pie: "leaning on the what-now?"
(meanwhile, back at the junkyard, we are still in the impossibly deep junk pile)
dib: "how do we always get into these messes?"
SF666 Avi: "well, this place should at least provide us some protection from those suicidal junkists."
mertle: "does anyone have a flashlight?"
swiper: "i think i've got one right here."
(the room lights up, showing us all in a tight space, and revealing my three-person avi)
mertle: "AH, WHA-?! ...smash?"
rainbow dash avi: "yeah?"
mertle: "wh- what's with all the- yous?"
evil leo avi: "oh, yeah, this is my three-person avatar, the Legion of Cool, as my deviantART profile image calls it. Evil Leo,"
rainbow dash avi: "Rainbow Dash,"
SF666 avi: "and Smashfan666!"
dib: "that's a neat feature! and a clever way to make a one-man team!"
evil leo avi: "yeah. although, people think evil leo can be defeated as if he were a simple vampire. have they even seen what he can do?!"
rainbow dash avi: "probably not."
SF666 avi: "i've heard of talking to yourself, but this is ridiculous!"
+The Price is Right losing horn+
(...)
(smashfanpriestian rises from the remnants of the tree, now with hardly a scratch)
smashfanpriestian: "you haven't won yet, fools!"
zim: "unbelievable!"
yami yugi: "no matter how many times we knock this guy down, he just gets right back up!"
--HEALTH STATS
MARS16>-150 hp
YAMI YUGI>-240 hp
PRINCESS CELESTIA>-1,843 hp
PRINCESS LUNA>-1,812 hp
ZIM>-355 hp
JENNY>-300 hp
GUMMY (pet)>-50 hp
PINKIE PIE>-0 hp
SMASHFANPRIESTIAN>999,999,999,999,836 hp
princess luna: "any higher and his health would rival that of bass!"
zim: "...gentlemen, it's been an honor serving with you."
smashfanpriestian: "...nah, i've fumbled around with you lot enough"
jenny: "say what now?"
smashfanpriestian: "it won't be long before judgement day, you'd better be ready."
(smashfanpriestian warps out)
--Smashfanpriestian RETREATED
--VICTORY!
--EXP GAINED
Mars16, LVL 20 - 200 (425/4,000)
Yami Yugi, LVL 21 - 300 (870/4,200)
Princess Celestia, LVL 300 - 35 (135/60,000)
Princess Luna, LVL 290 - 65 (360/58,000)
Zim, LVL 15 - 240 (240/3,000)
Jenny, LVL 30 - 440 (347/6,000)
Pinkie Pie, LVL 301 - 95 (4,850/60,200)
--Items found
-Rusty knife
-2 Super Mushrooms
-Burning Tree Ashes
-800 Coins
-3,000 Rupees
-Slimeball
-Cookie
-Trap Card: Level Retuner
-Noise complaint from an angry passerby
zim: "HEY! ...what use would we have for a slimeball?!"
jenny: "i wonder why he just let us go like that?"
princess luna: "maybe he's planning a return strategy..."
yami yugi: "well, all i can think about is the comrade we lost today."
zim: "yes. we can never forget the initial boss Dark Ace"
princess celestia: "i think yami's actually talking about Pinkie Pie. y'know, how she kinda' DIED."
zim: "ooooh, riiiiiiight... yeahthatwasprettysadtoo..."
yami yugi: "he just stabbed her in the chest... leaving poor gummy without an owner, and striking out one of the elements of harmony..."
*happy giggling*
yami yugi: "i can still hear her chirpy, happy laughter in my ears right now from beyond the grave..."
(pinkie pie appears, alive and well, from right behind yugi)
pinkie pie: "hi, guys!"
zim: "pink one!"
yami yugi: "you're alive?!"
pinkie pie: "of course i'm alive, everypony! why wouldn't i be?"
princess luna: "but- we SAW YOU get STABBED IN THE CHEST WITH A STAFF!"
pinkie pie: "i know, but i woke up just fine right after. weird, huh?"
zim: "bu- if y- ack- i could've sw- if y- and he- but you-"
jenny: "don't strain yourself trying to figure her out, zim."
yami yugi: "yeah. with how often she leans on the fourth wall like that, who knows just what she's capable of."
pinkie pie: "leaning on the what-now?"
(meanwhile, back at the junkyard, we are still in the impossibly deep junk pile)
dib: "how do we always get into these messes?"
SF666 Avi: "well, this place should at least provide us some protection from those suicidal junkists."
mertle: "does anyone have a flashlight?"
swiper: "i think i've got one right here."
(the room lights up, showing us all in a tight space, and revealing my three-person avi)
mertle: "AH, WHA-?! ...smash?"
rainbow dash avi: "yeah?"
mertle: "wh- what's with all the- yous?"
evil leo avi: "oh, yeah, this is my three-person avatar, the Legion of Cool, as my deviantART profile image calls it. Evil Leo,"
rainbow dash avi: "Rainbow Dash,"
SF666 avi: "and Smashfan666!"
dib: "that's a neat feature! and a clever way to make a one-man team!"
evil leo avi: "yeah. although, people think evil leo can be defeated as if he were a simple vampire. have they even seen what he can do?!"
rainbow dash avi: "probably not."
SF666 avi: "i've heard of talking to yourself, but this is ridiculous!"
+The Price is Right losing horn+
mars16
Smash Lord
Ok time for he hardcore zombie retreavel
smashfan666
Smash Cadet
*meanwhile, at the junkyard*
wackoman.exe: "(perfectly imitating Nicepeter) iiiiiiiii would not could not on a boat, read any of the boring-@$$ plays you wrote, even Horton doesn't want to hear you, and Cindy Lou Who is- (gets bumped in the head with a shovel that fell from the upper layers of the heap)"
SF666 avi: "i guess we should start looking for a way out of here."
dib: "good plan."
mertle: "*sigh* i have to spend my week with these nuts? (leans, then falls further in) AH!"
(the rest of us pay no mind)
mertle: "HEY! I JUST STUMBLED INTO A HOLLOW PART OF THE WALL AND NO-ONE CARES?!"
evil leo avi: "well, no offense, but you ARE kind of a snob. it only makes sense nobody would care even if you stumbled upon the decorpsinator serum we're looking for."
swiper: "hey guys, look at this! (points to the hole in the wall mertle fell into)"
wackoman.exe: "(quick whistle) this place must be as hollow as a coconut with all the skin sucked out!"
rainbow dash avi: "well, it IS a garbage dump, after all. c'mon, (jumps down) let's go!"
(the others follow right behind)
*back with mars16 and co.*
pinkie pie: "well, i should probably be going. good luck with whatever you're doing! (skips off with gummy)"
yami yugi: "thaaaaaat's pinkie pie, for ya'!"
princess celestia: "now that that's settled, time to return to important matters"
jenny: "yeah, like finding out where megaman is"
zim: "GHHHhhhhh! when i find that net navigator, he will wish he was mere code that had NEVER been written! now... how do we get out of here so we can actually FIND this netnavi?"
princess luna: "hmm... (idea bulb, wings spread) that's it!"
yami yugi: "what's it?"
princess luna: "we'll take to the skies! (spreads wings epicly)"
jenny: "ah, i can see where your going with this! if there's 6 of us here, and 3 of us can fly-"
zim: "we can each take flight in groups of two! excellent idea! i'm surprised i didn't think of it sooner... (climbs onto princess celestia) TO THE ATMOSPHERE!!!"
wackoman.exe: "(perfectly imitating Nicepeter) iiiiiiiii would not could not on a boat, read any of the boring-@$$ plays you wrote, even Horton doesn't want to hear you, and Cindy Lou Who is- (gets bumped in the head with a shovel that fell from the upper layers of the heap)"
SF666 avi: "i guess we should start looking for a way out of here."
dib: "good plan."
mertle: "*sigh* i have to spend my week with these nuts? (leans, then falls further in) AH!"
(the rest of us pay no mind)
mertle: "HEY! I JUST STUMBLED INTO A HOLLOW PART OF THE WALL AND NO-ONE CARES?!"
evil leo avi: "well, no offense, but you ARE kind of a snob. it only makes sense nobody would care even if you stumbled upon the decorpsinator serum we're looking for."
swiper: "hey guys, look at this! (points to the hole in the wall mertle fell into)"
wackoman.exe: "(quick whistle) this place must be as hollow as a coconut with all the skin sucked out!"
rainbow dash avi: "well, it IS a garbage dump, after all. c'mon, (jumps down) let's go!"
(the others follow right behind)
*back with mars16 and co.*
pinkie pie: "well, i should probably be going. good luck with whatever you're doing! (skips off with gummy)"
yami yugi: "thaaaaaat's pinkie pie, for ya'!"
princess celestia: "now that that's settled, time to return to important matters"
jenny: "yeah, like finding out where megaman is"
zim: "GHHHhhhhh! when i find that net navigator, he will wish he was mere code that had NEVER been written! now... how do we get out of here so we can actually FIND this netnavi?"
princess luna: "hmm... (idea bulb, wings spread) that's it!"
yami yugi: "what's it?"
princess luna: "we'll take to the skies! (spreads wings epicly)"
jenny: "ah, i can see where your going with this! if there's 6 of us here, and 3 of us can fly-"
zim: "we can each take flight in groups of two! excellent idea! i'm surprised i didn't think of it sooner... (climbs onto princess celestia) TO THE ATMOSPHERE!!!"
mars16
Smash Lord
Climbs on***
Lets A go
Lets A go
smashfan666
Smash Cadet
(zim takes to the sky on princess celestia, mars on luna, and yami yugi being lifted by jenny)
yami yugi: "uuh, we may not have completely thought this through, gentlemen."
princess celestia: "how so?"
yami yugi: "well, for one thing, we don't even know where smashfan and the others are."
zim: "i'm sure if we press on, we are BOUND to find them eventually!"
princess luna: "then let's go!"
(back at the junkyard, we've reached a floor at the bottom of the hole into some underground channel strewn with garbage.)
dib: "wow. this place is amazing! (pulls out an empty can of Surge) look at this! this brand isn't even in production anymore!"
sf666 avi: "this could make a great place to hide out for a while until things cool off. it's rough, inconspicuous, (breathes in, eyes watering) has it's own natural defense mechanism..."
mertle: "(getting up from underneath a pile of rotten food) yeah, what an incredible smell you've discovered. at least we're safe from that suicidal cult following."
(creaking)
rainbow dash avi: "was... that any of you?"
dib: "not me,"
wackoman.exe: "nope,"
swiper: "no way."
(more creaking)
evil leo avi: "i've got a bad feeling about this..."
mertle: "there's something ALIVE in here!"
(whslssh!)
swiper: "something just moved past my leg!"
(Navi comes out from a wall)
dib: "oh, it's just a fairy."
navi: "hey! listen! hey! listen! hey!"
sf666 avi: "jeez, this fairy is almost as annoying as b**chy, let's kill it and keep it's dust in a bottle!"
(still more creaking)
dib: "...everyone... i don't think navi was the source of that creaking."
mertle: "but if it wasn't... (finger on navi) YOU... then who?"
(a menacing-looking face appears, lurking behing mertle from the shadows)
navi: "WATCH OUT!"
(a claw grabs for mertle, but she runs out of the way too quickly)
mertle: "GAH!!"
swiper: "what... the FAAAAAAAAWKES?"
dib: "what is that thing?!"
(meanwhiles)
yami yugi: "uuh, we may not have completely thought this through, gentlemen."
princess celestia: "how so?"
yami yugi: "well, for one thing, we don't even know where smashfan and the others are."
zim: "i'm sure if we press on, we are BOUND to find them eventually!"
princess luna: "then let's go!"
(back at the junkyard, we've reached a floor at the bottom of the hole into some underground channel strewn with garbage.)
dib: "wow. this place is amazing! (pulls out an empty can of Surge) look at this! this brand isn't even in production anymore!"
sf666 avi: "this could make a great place to hide out for a while until things cool off. it's rough, inconspicuous, (breathes in, eyes watering) has it's own natural defense mechanism..."
mertle: "(getting up from underneath a pile of rotten food) yeah, what an incredible smell you've discovered. at least we're safe from that suicidal cult following."
(creaking)
rainbow dash avi: "was... that any of you?"
dib: "not me,"
wackoman.exe: "nope,"
swiper: "no way."
(more creaking)
evil leo avi: "i've got a bad feeling about this..."
mertle: "there's something ALIVE in here!"
(whslssh!)
swiper: "something just moved past my leg!"
(Navi comes out from a wall)
dib: "oh, it's just a fairy."
navi: "hey! listen! hey! listen! hey!"
sf666 avi: "jeez, this fairy is almost as annoying as b**chy, let's kill it and keep it's dust in a bottle!"
(still more creaking)
dib: "...everyone... i don't think navi was the source of that creaking."
mertle: "but if it wasn't... (finger on navi) YOU... then who?"
(a menacing-looking face appears, lurking behing mertle from the shadows)
navi: "WATCH OUT!"
(a claw grabs for mertle, but she runs out of the way too quickly)
mertle: "GAH!!"
swiper: "what... the FAAAAAAAAWKES?"
dib: "what is that thing?!"
(meanwhiles)
Mari
Saving the planet from disaster!
may I Join?
smashfan666
Smash Cadet
(^ sure, all are welcome on the thread!)
Mari
Saving the planet from disaster!
(MeanWhile, at the some random training grounds...)
Mari: Ok, Guys, That's enough for today.
Sonic: Aw, come on, Mari! One more Brawl, you and me!
Mario: HAY! What-a am I, Chopped Liver?
Mari: Allright, fine, A Three man Brawl. But that's--
Suddenly...
Mari: Ok, Guys, That's enough for today.
Sonic: Aw, come on, Mari! One more Brawl, you and me!
Mario: HAY! What-a am I, Chopped Liver?
Mari: Allright, fine, A Three man Brawl. But that's--
Suddenly...
smashfan666
Smash Cadet
(in the sky, high above ponyville, in the view of a targeting system locked onto mars and co....)
robotic voice: "I HAVE YOU NOW..."
(a blast is fired at luna and mars)
princess luna: "AGH! (dips down to dodge the blast)"
zim: "what was that?!"
jenny: "someone, or someTHING must've followed us!"
robotic voice: "I HOPE YOU ARE PLEASED TO SEE ME AGAIN."
(megaman's robot slave Destructior is pursuing mars and his team)
princess luna: "it's megaman's robotic guardian! he must've been pursuing us this whole time!"
destructior: "KILL THEM... KILL THEM... KILL THEM... (head turns into blaster cannon, which fires a huge blast)"
*all gasp*
princess celestia: "oh no you don't! (puts up a barrier that protects mars & company from the blast)"
destructior: "MUST KILL TARGETS. APPREHEND MARS16, ZIM, LUNA, CELESTIA, JENNY, AND YUGI. PREPARING TO GIVE CHASE."
zim: "mars! we must fend off this primitive contraption!"
destructior: "PRIMITIIIIIIIVE?!?!?!?!"
+battle music: Old Friends, Old Rivals+
robotic voice: "I HAVE YOU NOW..."
(a blast is fired at luna and mars)
princess luna: "AGH! (dips down to dodge the blast)"
zim: "what was that?!"
jenny: "someone, or someTHING must've followed us!"
robotic voice: "I HOPE YOU ARE PLEASED TO SEE ME AGAIN."
(megaman's robot slave Destructior is pursuing mars and his team)
princess luna: "it's megaman's robotic guardian! he must've been pursuing us this whole time!"
destructior: "KILL THEM... KILL THEM... KILL THEM... (head turns into blaster cannon, which fires a huge blast)"
*all gasp*
princess celestia: "oh no you don't! (puts up a barrier that protects mars & company from the blast)"
destructior: "MUST KILL TARGETS. APPREHEND MARS16, ZIM, LUNA, CELESTIA, JENNY, AND YUGI. PREPARING TO GIVE CHASE."
zim: "mars! we must fend off this primitive contraption!"
destructior: "PRIMITIIIIIIIVE?!?!?!?!"
+battle music: Old Friends, Old Rivals+
smashfan666
Smash Cadet
(dimentio/muhti2 smashes into destructior, squashing like a bug against a windshield)
destructior: "WHAT IS THIS INSCOLENT THING? ...NO MATTER. (zaps muhti/dimentio and absorbs his power)"
yami yugi: "...tell me that didn't just happen..."
princess celestia: "i wish i could."
yami yugi: "TELL ME!"
(meanwhile, under the junkyard, we are fighting a...)
sf666 avi: "GIANT ENEMY CRAB!!!"
wackoman.exe: "AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!"
(the giant enemy crab grabs mertle and wackoman)
dib: "oh god! oh god! what do we do?!"
announcer: "ATTACK IT'S WEAK POINT FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE!"
dib: "oh, hey, good plan! (opens a book titled 'Everything You Need to Know about Giant Enemy Crabs *but are too afraid to ask*') let's see... aha! if we can strike it's underside, then we can eliminate it in a matter of minutes or seconds!"
evil leo avi: "with two people in my avatar that can fly, this can't be much of a problem. but we need a distraction."
sf666 avi: "hmmmmm..... i got it! HEY! GIANT ENEMY CRAB!"
giant enemy crab: "RRRGH?!"
sf666 avi: "YOUR MOTHER WEARS COMBAT BOOTS!"
giant enemy crab: "...y'know, i've just noticed that last week. i've been meaning to get her some loafers to wear around the house, but these days, they just cost so damn much that- HEY! you're trying to distract me, aren't you?!"
sf666 avi: "yep-"
(the rainbow dash and evil leo components of my avatar are underneath the giant enemy crab)
rainbow dash avi: "and from the looks of it..."
(both begin to beat up the crab from underneath, shrinking it down to the size of a normal size enemy crab)
evil leo avi: "(picking up the crab by the pincer) ...it worked. (eats the crab whole and alive) ahhhh... ts'ces magnifique."
(dib, swiper, mertle, wackoman, and both other components of my avi are like D8)
evil leo avi: "...what?"
destructior: "WHAT IS THIS INSCOLENT THING? ...NO MATTER. (zaps muhti/dimentio and absorbs his power)"
yami yugi: "...tell me that didn't just happen..."
princess celestia: "i wish i could."
yami yugi: "TELL ME!"
(meanwhile, under the junkyard, we are fighting a...)
sf666 avi: "GIANT ENEMY CRAB!!!"
wackoman.exe: "AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!"
(the giant enemy crab grabs mertle and wackoman)
dib: "oh god! oh god! what do we do?!"
announcer: "ATTACK IT'S WEAK POINT FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE!"
dib: "oh, hey, good plan! (opens a book titled 'Everything You Need to Know about Giant Enemy Crabs *but are too afraid to ask*') let's see... aha! if we can strike it's underside, then we can eliminate it in a matter of minutes or seconds!"
evil leo avi: "with two people in my avatar that can fly, this can't be much of a problem. but we need a distraction."
sf666 avi: "hmmmmm..... i got it! HEY! GIANT ENEMY CRAB!"
giant enemy crab: "RRRGH?!"
sf666 avi: "YOUR MOTHER WEARS COMBAT BOOTS!"
giant enemy crab: "...y'know, i've just noticed that last week. i've been meaning to get her some loafers to wear around the house, but these days, they just cost so damn much that- HEY! you're trying to distract me, aren't you?!"
sf666 avi: "yep-"
(the rainbow dash and evil leo components of my avatar are underneath the giant enemy crab)
rainbow dash avi: "and from the looks of it..."
(both begin to beat up the crab from underneath, shrinking it down to the size of a normal size enemy crab)
evil leo avi: "(picking up the crab by the pincer) ...it worked. (eats the crab whole and alive) ahhhh... ts'ces magnifique."
(dib, swiper, mertle, wackoman, and both other components of my avi are like D8)
evil leo avi: "...what?"
Mari
Saving the planet from disaster!
Mari, Sonic, Mario, and Shadow are on top of the highest building, after the earthquake.
Sonic: We should stop this before things get too ugly.
Mari: True, but this is too amusing.
Shadow: I agree. Besides, I want to see who wins.
Mario: Umm, Guys? Look up-a in the sky!
Mari: Aww Really?
The thing in the sky was...
Sonic: We should stop this before things get too ugly.
Mari: True, but this is too amusing.
Shadow: I agree. Besides, I want to see who wins.
Mario: Umm, Guys? Look up-a in the sky!
Mari: Aww Really?
The thing in the sky was...
Dimentio: Ugh, what was that thing?
Muhti: idk
*both look up and head towards Mari's group*
Mari: *before seeing Dimentio and Muhti* aww really?
Muhti: Hello, what are you guys talking about?
Mari: Just look up
*The group looks up to see Shadow Queen in the sky going down to Smashfans group*
Shadow Queen: HOW DARE YOU MESS WITH MY COUSIN, DIMENTIO.
*Shadow Queen flings Destructior to the other side of the Earth like it was a toy*
Shadow Queen: YOU'RE ALL NEXT!
*Down below*
Dimentio: Whatever person she destroys we get their power. So we got all our power back and little bit more than usual.
Muhti: idk
*both look up and head towards Mari's group*
Mari: *before seeing Dimentio and Muhti* aww really?
Muhti: Hello, what are you guys talking about?
Mari: Just look up
*The group looks up to see Shadow Queen in the sky going down to Smashfans group*
Shadow Queen: HOW DARE YOU MESS WITH MY COUSIN, DIMENTIO.
*Shadow Queen flings Destructior to the other side of the Earth like it was a toy*
Shadow Queen: YOU'RE ALL NEXT!
*Down below*
Dimentio: Whatever person she destroys we get their power. So we got all our power back and little bit more than usual.
Mari
Saving the planet from disaster!
Mari: Aw yeah! (hands crackle with pure light energy) let's do it!
Sonic: hey, that's my line!
Shadow: This will be fun... you want to join us, Dementio?
Mario takes out his hammer and jumps to smash the Shadow Queen!
Sonic: hey, that's my line!
Shadow: This will be fun... you want to join us, Dementio?
Mario takes out his hammer and jumps to smash the Shadow Queen!
Mari
Saving the planet from disaster!
Mari: Wait a minute! How is the Shadow Queen your cousin?
Dementio:...It's complicated.
Mari:....Fine. Don't tell me.
Dementio:...It's complicated.
Mari:....Fine. Don't tell me.
Mari
Saving the planet from disaster!
Shadow: I'll open a warp hole to your world. And hurry up.
Shadow does this, but suddenly the warp hole becomes unstable and sucks everyone to the Mushroom Kingdom.
Sonic: Nice going, Shadow.
Shadow: I didn't know the warp would suck us in! So don't go blameing me, faker!
Sonic: What did you just say?
Mario: Umm, Hedgehogs, where's Mari?
Shadow and Sonic: Say what now?
Shadow does this, but suddenly the warp hole becomes unstable and sucks everyone to the Mushroom Kingdom.
Sonic: Nice going, Shadow.
Shadow: I didn't know the warp would suck us in! So don't go blameing me, faker!
Sonic: What did you just say?
Mario: Umm, Hedgehogs, where's Mari?
Shadow and Sonic: Say what now?
Mari
Saving the planet from disaster!
Mari: Ow... what happened...
Muhti: My face...
Mari: Muhti? What are you doing here? Where's Dementio and the others?
Muhti: At the other side of the Mushroom Kingdom, I suppose. Damn Shadow and his Chaos Control...
Mari: That's my friend your talking about. And where the heck are we?
Muhti: Um, form the looks of it... We might be at That bad guy's castle.
Mari: You mean...(points behind Muhti.) THAT bad guy?!
???: RWWWAAARRR!! Who's dares disterb the King of Koopas beauty sleep?!?
Mari:...Aw, crud.
Muhti: My face...
Mari: Muhti? What are you doing here? Where's Dementio and the others?
Muhti: At the other side of the Mushroom Kingdom, I suppose. Damn Shadow and his Chaos Control...
Mari: That's my friend your talking about. And where the heck are we?
Muhti: Um, form the looks of it... We might be at That bad guy's castle.
Mari: You mean...(points behind Muhti.) THAT bad guy?!
???: RWWWAAARRR!! Who's dares disterb the King of Koopas beauty sleep?!?
Mari:...Aw, crud.
Dimentio: Well.... I could teleport there, stay here. AND DONT DO ANYTHING STUPID SHADOW AND SONIC.
*Dimentio teleports to Mari and Muhti*
Muhti: Dimentio!
Dimentio: Yes yes. Damn Shadow and his Chaos Control.
Muhti: Thats what I said!
Mari: Umm guys? I think we forgot this ugly turtle right behind us.
Bowser: HEY! hmmm, you look like Peach. Might as well kidnap you.
*Bowser lifts up Mari and uses the clown flying thing (XD) to Bowsers Castle*
Dimentio: Dang, I lost my powers, oh wait.
*Dimentio falls to the ground*
Dimentio: Oof
Muhti: Now you can start walking like a normal person.
Dimentio: Hmmph, walking is for poor people, which I am now..... By the way I wonder what Sonic and Shadow are doing now.
*At the Mushroom Kingdom*
Sonic: Throwing and catching Chaos Emeralds are fun!!!
*Dimentio teleports to Mari and Muhti*
Muhti: Dimentio!
Dimentio: Yes yes. Damn Shadow and his Chaos Control.
Muhti: Thats what I said!
Mari: Umm guys? I think we forgot this ugly turtle right behind us.
Bowser: HEY! hmmm, you look like Peach. Might as well kidnap you.
*Bowser lifts up Mari and uses the clown flying thing (XD) to Bowsers Castle*
Dimentio: Dang, I lost my powers, oh wait.
*Dimentio falls to the ground*
Dimentio: Oof
Muhti: Now you can start walking like a normal person.
Dimentio: Hmmph, walking is for poor people, which I am now..... By the way I wonder what Sonic and Shadow are doing now.
*At the Mushroom Kingdom*
Sonic: Throwing and catching Chaos Emeralds are fun!!!
Mari
Saving the planet from disaster!
Shadow: ENOUGH! I'm going to Bowser Castle.
Sonic: But-
Shadow Teleports everyone, but NOT at Bowser Castle.
Sonic: Oh, great, NOW where are we?
???: The Night Demention, of course.
Sonic: Hey, Your... NiGHTS!
NiGHTS: Long time no see, Sonic! Want to hoverboard race again?
Shadow: No time. We have a situation...
At Bowser Castle...
Mari: For the uptenth time, I AM NOT A PRINCESS!!
Bowser: Oh, great... guess I'll throw you in a cage an go back to sleep...
Mari: WHAT?!?!
Sonic: But-
Shadow Teleports everyone, but NOT at Bowser Castle.
Sonic: Oh, great, NOW where are we?
???: The Night Demention, of course.
Sonic: Hey, Your... NiGHTS!
NiGHTS: Long time no see, Sonic! Want to hoverboard race again?
Shadow: No time. We have a situation...
At Bowser Castle...
Mari: For the uptenth time, I AM NOT A PRINCESS!!
Bowser: Oh, great... guess I'll throw you in a cage an go back to sleep...
Mari: WHAT?!?!
smashfan666
Smash Cadet
(in the caves of garbage...)
evil leo avi: "yeah, each piece of my avatar has a distinct personality, each like how they truly are. for example, this piece, Evil Leo, is just as the real thing is. vengeful and aggressive, with intervals of insatiable bloodlust..."
sf666 avi: "but all the same, we're still three halves of the same idiot!"
(cut to mertle throwing up in the corner, no doubt still disgusted by the sight of an anthro cat with wings eating a crab alive)
mertle: "uuugh... an idiot who's sick in the head."
sf666: "eeyup, loco in the coco!
inkiepie:"
dib: "anyway, we should get back to-"
(CREEEEEAK!!!)
rainbow dash avi: "ANOTHER one?"
sf666 avi: "they just don't give up!"
(something shoves all 7 of us into the side of the junk cave)
wackoman.exe: "*muffled* i gotta BAD feeling about this..."
(we fall through another cave in and get knocked out)
(meanwhile, with either mari, muhti, or mars...)
evil leo avi: "yeah, each piece of my avatar has a distinct personality, each like how they truly are. for example, this piece, Evil Leo, is just as the real thing is. vengeful and aggressive, with intervals of insatiable bloodlust..."
sf666 avi: "but all the same, we're still three halves of the same idiot!"
(cut to mertle throwing up in the corner, no doubt still disgusted by the sight of an anthro cat with wings eating a crab alive)
mertle: "uuugh... an idiot who's sick in the head."
sf666: "eeyup, loco in the coco!
inkiepie:"dib: "anyway, we should get back to-"
(CREEEEEAK!!!)
rainbow dash avi: "ANOTHER one?"
sf666 avi: "they just don't give up!"
(something shoves all 7 of us into the side of the junk cave)
wackoman.exe: "*muffled* i gotta BAD feeling about this..."
(we fall through another cave in and get knocked out)
(meanwhile, with either mari, muhti, or mars...)
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