Falco poem >.>;

[Zone]

Falco Poem: Enjoy

If you play as me you must be a nerd,
Cuz I can't fly, even though I'm a bird,
I Can pillar, I can combo with shine,
If I'm played by bomb soldier,
I can win like 9 out of 9,

If Marth is chaingrabbing it's not very fun,
But it's ok Cuz I set my lazers from kill to stun,
I can spike with Down A or Forward B,
I can combo you harder than Bruce lee,

Eating powdered food is very practical,
It's only because I'm a Space animal,
My buddies shoot me When I fight on Great Fox,
But yea since I can't fly I like to go on Walks,

When I do a 7 hit combo the crowd likes to cheer,
Or maybe its only cuz I am High tier,
Once i'm thrown off the land,
It's really hard to understand,
That a mere sword poke,
Can often Provoke,
To make sure to stay on land not air,
That is something only real birds would dare,

Nevertheless I'm a space animal,
I need technical skill that is phenominal,
I can kill fast, I can sometimes die fast,
but atleast me losing to shiek is a thing of the past.

(Don't take anger or opposition to any of this. This is merely for amusement and I don't think its ALL true.) From someone who is very bored.

 

[Justin]

Well...that was special in a weird way.

I couldn't come up with anything that ryhmes so, wtg.

 

[Pink Reaper]

a haiku

Kirby,small,pink, round
his hunger knows no limits
he will eat you all

 

[Eci4]

a haiku

Kirby,small,pink and round
his hunger knows no limits
he will eat you all

you fail, the first line has 6 syllables

 

[wWw Dazwa]

There once was a man from nantucket.
He got chaingrabbed 0 to death.
Now he's dead.

 

[ElfenLiedPeach]

you got me to laugh, so I suppose it was alright.


How to make a bird a true bird:
[START WINGCLIP]
[GIVE LEATHER JACKET AND BOOTS]
[GIVE LASER GUN]
[FORCE HIM TO WALK FOR LIFE]
[INTENSE COMBAT TRAINING]
[/END WINGCLIP]
[DO A BARREL ROLL]

Falco's a real bird now!

 

[Deleted member]

a how to play marth haiku

dashdance in circles
grab your sidestep and chaingrab
my tip rips your ***

 

[Akebo]

Very funny...until the last too stanzas. it was...weird, but okay, I guess. here's a funny random one. I can do much better.


Compared to Fox McCloud no more.
The kit can only jump, but watch how I *soar*.
SHL'ing all through FinalD.
Nothing can hit me.

Lasers going off as I hop.
Only Marth's fair can make me stop.
Twisting, turning, WD and DD.
Shining, pillaring, wall jumping--yeah, all three.

Since SSBM gave me my own space
I'll set the record with a faster pace.
Just wait til' SSBB this summer
Hopefully my new tricks won't be a bummer.

 

[Zone]

Ah here is one for SAmus then Akebo poem battle.

When fighting far away I have no fears,
My suit works on microchips and gears,
My missles hit your shield and overwhelm it,
What the hell My ship looks like my helmet,

I grab you with my glowing whip,
It's kinky no? more friendly than a tip,
Why do you say your gonna hurl?
Don't you know that I am a girl?

Why does everyone think I'm a man,
Is it because I can fight like Jackie Chan?
I can beat up anybody,
With my space Karate,

You think fox is fast?
His speed can't last,
Against my superwavedash,
Which such i'm gone in a flash.

 

[Akebo]

A poem battle? I just hope you know what you're getting into...

Speed is key, speed is mine
Speed everything, speed sublime
No lag to speak of, no lag you'll see
Come on and try and catch me.

Fox can't move as faster as me
Heaviness and power are his key
Sure he can hurt twice as more
In the time he hits one, I can hit four.

 

[Zone]

lol, poem BATTLE!! lol. I'll make one up later I'm on break at work.

 

[Akebo]

Heh...should I stop playing around and get serious with you?

 

[Zone]

However you want to take it.
I personally like making the poems sound silly. you seem to go for FAQ+Realism in yours sorta.

Again, Heading to work now might be late -.-;. then after that school + HW. School + Full time job sucks!

 

[Akebo]

I know! But yeah, realism. I won some poetry awards. But I haven't even been going half my optimum poetry. But my true strength is in writing. As soon as I feel inspired, I shall post a fanfic on here.

 

[demoncaterpie]

POEM BATTLE!!!

You should put this in a new thread. I'd love to see a poem battle.

 

[darkshy]

I don't know nick, ahem, Akebo is pretty good.

 

[Akebo]

Thanks Ryan---Darkshy. I probably could settle this here and now but will pleasantly await your next post.

 

[Zone]

Well how is it gonna work? kinda like a rap battle? or just creating a original poem to see who can come up w/ the better poem. There should be a theme aimed. Funny, serious, Etc.

Multiple ways to do this, what do you think?

 

[Zone]

since I can't edit gonna post again. I like to write fiction to, I never submitted poems or such online or in a contest Cuz I write poems based on my own emotional problems or successes to make myself feel better. I do type fiction. Not as much anymore way to busy with everything.

 

[Akebo]

Well, I don't know. We could have a Poem Duel, or you can join my "Poem Battle!" topic, even if it isn't really a battle. Why don't we both post a poem and see which one is liked more?