Falco has nothing on G&W...

[the real silvers]

you guys know he says "hands off my prey" right?

 

[Esoteric]

you guys know he says "hands off my prey" right?

No he doesn't. He clearly says "Hands off my bread!"







/facepalm

 

[[FBC] ESAM]

you guys know he says "hands off my prey" right?

He makes you think it says that, but he has been in the bread baking business ever since the apparoid incident. He and panther have been working together for 5 years...how could you not know that?

 

[Beetle Juice]

Hands Off My My Bread

N

How Are We Suppose To Keep Our Hands Off Your Bacon When You Are Throwing It To Us Falco

 

[J-Prep]

Here it is, the first truly epic G&W thread!

Let's keep up the good work guys!

OT: G&W is top-tier when it comes to taunt spamming, and high-tier when it comes to crouch spamming.

i think jiggly takes the cake for crouch spamming, but taunts G&W deff pwns.

 

[Light_13]

*Walks into thread with all 3 star blasters distributed into his side patches. While smiling(with teethe showing) Light Slowly turns his head checking surroundings.

HE\\Z YAYA

I came to turn my bread into a sausage and bread sandwhich. And can i get a bucket of projectile spam water too.

BUT IF I SEE YOU TRYIN TO ROAST AND OR CROUCHSHOT MY MUTHA*****ING BREAD IM PUTTING YOU BACK ON THAT SHIP.

neways

 

[A2ZOMG]

How Are We Suppose To Keep Our Hands Off Your Bacon When You Are Throwing It To Us Falco

Smart G&Ws don't give their bacon to Falco.

 

[MPH Deku]

Here's a theme song for him...

I am the Bacon man!
Bringing all the pork I can!
To all the little kids down the row!

Clogging their arteries!
With all my M.S.Gs!
Then they all die at the age of EIGHT!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0Mq-OfBBw4

 

[[FBC] ESAM]

Here's a theme song for him...

I am the Bacon man!
Bringing all the pork I can!
To all the little kids down the row!

Clogging their arteries!
With all my M.S.Gs!
Then they all die at the age of EIGHT!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0Mq-OfBBw4

That is the most amazing thing i have ever seen.

 

[Dastrn]

I haven't had any trouble with any Falco's ever, although I'm not convinced that any of the Falco's I played were any good at all.

I take that back: BloodHawk has beaten me with Falco a little bit, although I think i've won more than I lost in that matchup against him.

His Lucario, on the other hand....sheesh, he's good.

 

[A2ZOMG]

ARGH! Not another one!

Y'mean that none of the serious tourney G&W players will accept something lighthearted once in a while? =(

 

[null55]

Bacon doesn't even consistently come out...

 

[[FBC] ESAM]

Good point shiro, making it even harder for G&W to be consistent with falco's bread making ovens!

 

[A2ZOMG]

Bacon doesn't even consistently come out...

Lol, doesn't matter. Falco isn't having any of it. You play a good G&W and will he ever give you any Bacon? Hell no!

 

[[FBC] ESAM]

I actually say that bread>bacon. 10 slices of bread can feed more people than 10 strips of bacon. Therefore, if each falco makes enough bread for more than 1 person, their colony prospers more than the G&W because of the slower production rate and size of bacon (although more delicious)

 

[Neb]

I actually say that bread>bacon. 10 slices of bread can feed more people than 10 strips of bacon. Therefore, if each falco makes enough bread for more than 1 person, their colony prospers more than the G&W because of the slower production rate and size of bacon (although more delicious)

One word...Fish.

 

[Voxx]

HAHA, nice.

 

[A2ZOMG]

I actually say that bread>bacon. 10 slices of bread can feed more people than 10 strips of bacon. Therefore, if each falco makes enough bread for more than 1 person, their colony prospers more than the G&W because of the slower production rate and size of bacon (although more delicious)

Bacon is more profitable than bread. =)

 

[[FBC] ESAM]

But Falco's don't need money, they get funding by peppy.

 

[Neb]

Well, G&W gets a little fair share from Nintendo, and all of its characters, especially Mario, since he was the founder. He actual gets a nice cut out of Falco's paycheck too. Unlimited cash.

 

[[FBC] ESAM]

True true...and G&Ws don't have to eat much because they are 2d...so G&W just wins...period.

 

[IronSquirrel891]

Some of the guys locally call G&W "The Baconater" whenever he starts flinging food, or they will say "BLT" or any other s*** that has Bacon lol.

Oh, and Sizzling>>>Baking.

i usually yell 'FULL BREAKFAST'