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[Varist]

what are you doing fool get off melee discussion and vote

if you are not usa feel free to post but also **** off because usa #1

 

[Bones0]

I don't live in a swing state, therefore my opinion is invalid.

lol @ the possibility of Romney winning the popular vote and Obama winning the electoral college. The U.S.'s democracy is a fraud.


Who do you guys think each candidate would main if they played Melee?
Barack Obama/Joe Biden - Samus/Falco
Mitt Romney/Paul Ryan - Sheik/Young Link
Ron Paul - ICs
Rick Santorum - Pichu

 

[fatman667]

I don't live in a swing state, therefore my opinion is invalid.

lol @ the possibility of Romney winning the popular vote and Obama winning the electoral college. The U.S.'s democracy is a fraud.


Who do you guys think each candidate would main if they played Melee?
Barack Obama - Samus
Mitt Romney - Sheik
Ron Paul - ICs

Obama-Ganondorf
Romney-Captain Falcon
Ron Paul-Roy
Santorum-Kirby (tbh I think Kirby is worse than Pichu)

Why? Because it just came into my head randomly.

 

[Bones0]

I could see RP as a Roy main. Good choice.

 

[MountainGoat]

Obama- Doc
Romney- Mario
Joe Biden- Ganondorf
Paul Ryan- Captain Falcon

 

[Grape Ape]

I wrote in "melee" in the write in section of the ballot for president.

 

[RFrizzle]

This thread is fun already

 

[Bones0]

I wrote in "melee" in the write in section of the ballot for president.

**** getting into Evo. Let's get Melee into the White House.

 

[Life]

Obviously Obama and Biden are Falco and Marth because blue.

 

[Mahone]

obama would have a godlike doc but have a better falco secondary that he would talk about switching to after every tourney loss and john about how bad doc is but then decide not to try his falco in tourney ever cuz he secretly knows that he wins a lot due to doc gimmicks

romney would main marth and just complain about how marth can't win a national... hed also probably have a mediocre fox secondary that he would say is better than his marth but then it would always do worse than his marth and he'd blame his ****ty controller


i don't know anything about politics but after looking at an image of these 2 men for like 1 millisecond i have determined this is what their smash careers would look like

 

[fatman667]

obama would have a godlike doc but have a better falco secondary that he would talk about switching to after every tourney loss and john about how bad doc is but then decide not to try his falco in tourney ever cuz he secretly knows that he wins a lot due to doc gimmicks

romney would main marth and just complain about how marth can't win a national... hed also probably have a mediocre fox secondary that he would say is better than his marth but then it would always do worse than his marth and he'd blame his ****ty controller


i don't know anything about politics but after looking at an image of these 2 men for like 1 millisecond i have determined this is what their smash careers would look like

Legit argument. LOL

 

[Mahone]

A legit alternative would be that romney would play falco and be a decent mid-level player and spend much of his time on smashboards trying to convince people that falco really isn't that good and is at best 3rd best in the game, but he personally puts him at 5th best... he would think that jiggs is 1st

im still leaning towards marth though

 

[AppleAppleAZ]

Obama: :falconbrawl:
Romney: :nessbrawl:

 

[Jockmaster]

Obama===== Doc (are you guys serious, it's in his genes)
Biden= Falco

Romney=Marth
Ryan=Falcon (obviously)





Gary Johnson = Fox

 

[Mahone]

see, jockmaster understands

 

[KrIsP!]

inb4krynxe

 

[ShroudedOne]

obama would have a godlike doc but have a better falco secondary that he would talk about switching to after every tourney loss and john about how bad doc is but then decide not to try his falco in tourney ever cuz he secretly knows that he wins a lot due to doc gimmicks

romney would main marth and just complain about how marth can't win a national... hed also probably have a mediocre fox secondary that he would say is better than his marth but then it would always do worse than his marth and he'd blame his ****ty controller


i don't know anything about politics but after looking at an image of these 2 men for like 1 millisecond i have determined this is what their smash careers would look like

Damn...who are you putting on blast now?

 

[Max?]

Time to get this thread locked.

GOOD **** OBAMA. Thank god Romney's not President. This thread is ****ing ******** btw. Also, he won both the electoral college and the popular vote. Not say Obama's amazing, but he's better than Romney.

I like my puppet to be to left.

 

[#HBC | Red Ryu]

Time to get this thread locked.

Yup yup yup.