Does anyone find it ironic that all of snake's tilts are bs?

[Cat Fight]

Why summarize Snake forums in one post?

These forums are mostly full of the "Snake is good, learn to counter him even if you're fighting uphill because we don't care" types and the "Snake isn't imbalanced, he's just different" types (which are arguably more annoying and even more idiotic).

It's amusing watching every thread start and end the same way. Snake players trying to get the respect they think they deserve and trying to convince others they're not just bandwagon jumping (which some of them aren't, but they might as well be since some won't be convinced otherwise); then you have others trying to convince them that they're somehow lesser beings for playing him and hope to make them change mains.

Then you have the people complaining about how each thread turns into complaining about whether or not Snake is broken and how it's pushing the non-existent threads of value with useful Snake information farther down the line and dissolving the just as non-existent "intelligent discussion".

Wow! I've never read something so hypocritical before! Take yr idiocy to the General Brawl discussion, or do us a huge favor and stop posting altogether, thank you!

This thread needs to die as soon as possible.@__@

 

[Turbo Ether]

Zelda's uptilt and Snake's uptilt have identical KO power fyi.

 

[Watkins]

Why summarize Snake forums in one post? So people will learn new arguments so things stay entertaining. I mean come on, mentioning that Snake's cypher has a hard time against Ganondorf? Let's all use the Dorf as a secondary then right?

Point.

!

Dorffffffffffff

Edit: P.S. Work on your reading comprehension Cat, I see how you got confused rofl.

 

[Cat Fight]

Snake forums =/= this thread.

I don't think you are getting whatever point you are trying to make across as effective as you are imagining.

 

[Killress]

I felt the need to look at this thread again, for it had 666 views.

 

[superman969]

I think I'm in love with Cat Fight.


He's right on like 1029384710293874 different things, the main ones that I agree with are:

1. His Stage Discussion thread f***ing *****, go contribute.

2. ZOMGBROKENTILTSFTLWTFHAXICANTWIN

Baby wanna bottle?




And I also feel really bad about keeping this thread alive, I mainly did it to advertise Cat's thread

 

[Watkins]

Snake forums =/= this thread.

The bickering is the theme of this forum, it's heart! So yeah, a decent portion of Snake forums = this thread. You JUST said it yourself, which makes it even funnier. Remember
"It's the fact that everyone succumbs to the same discussion in every single thread."?

If you don't, here's a hint, its on this page.

I don't think you are getting whatever point you are trying to make across as effective as you are imagining.

Maybe not, but you have

1. One guy wondering why people call Snake broken and not Bowser because his Fsmash has disjointed hit boxes too (here's a hint, speed and power matter)

2. Cat, who is easily confused by hypothetical questions (though he does try to make useful threads).

3. One more who thinks it's a good idea to mention Zelda's Uptilt has the same KO power as Snake's (again ignoring the fact that it lacks range and knocks them at more of an angle unlike Snake's which is basically straight up and kills easier).

4. The obligatory "no johns" Snake main.

on this thread alone.

No wonder these forums go in circles.


I guess if I was to have a point, it would be that because

1. There's so many misinformed people spouting bs that doesn't matter (how many times is Ganon going to beat a competent snake because he can thunderstomp well?) or is flat out false (Zelda's up tilt, DK's Fsmash and Bowsers fsmash are just as good as snake's up tilt guyz, derrpaderp). It's the fact that Snake has Power, Range, and Speed in abundance all in one attack and can kill someone off the top of the map regardless of position on most neutral stages unlike an attack that sends you at an angle that you can survive at if you're on the right side of the screen gettiing hit left (or vice versa) if someone REALLY needs to spell it out for you.

2. some Snake mains are in denial.

3. the Snake mains that aren't in denial are running around shouting "no johns!"

4. Snake hurts people's feelings. ;[
SNAKE FORUMS ARE DOOMED! OH NO!

I hope numbering made it easy to understand, and I left out hypotheticals this time.

 

[Cat Fight]

The bickering is the theme of this forum, it's heart! So yeah, a decent portion of Snake forums = this thread. You JUST said it yourself, which makes it even funnier. Remember
"It's the fact that everyone succumbs to the same discussion in every single thread."?

If you don't, here's a hint, its on this page.



Maybe not, but you have

1. One guy wondering why people call Snake broken and not Bowser because his Fsmash has disjointed hit boxes too (here's a hint, speed and power matter)

2. Cat, who is easily confused by hypothetical questions (though he does try to make useful threads).

3. One more who thinks it's a good idea to mention Zelda's Uptilt has the same KO power as Snake's (again ignoring the fact that it lacks range and knocks them at more of an angle unlike Snake's which is basically straight up and kills easier).

4. The obligatory "no johns" Snake main.

on this thread alone.

No wonder these forums go in circles.


I guess if I was to have a point, it would be that because

1. There's so many misinformed people spouting bs that doesn't matter (how many times is Ganon going to beat a competent snake because he can thunderstomp well?) or is flat out false (Zelda's up tilt, DK's Fsmash and Bowsers fsmash are just as good as snake's up tilt guyz, derrpaderp). It's the fact that Snake has Power, Range, and Speed in abundance all in one attack and can kill someone off the top of the map regardless of position on most neutral stages unlike an attack that sends you at an angle that you can survive at if you're on the right side of the screen gettiing hit left (or vice versa) if someone REALLY needs to spell it out for you.

2. some Snake mains are in denial.

3. the Snake mains that aren't in denial are running around shouting "no johns!"

4. Snake hurts people's feelings. ;[
SNAKE FORUMS ARE DOOMED! OH NO!

I hope numbering made it easy to understand, and I left out hypotheticals this time.

Wow, sarcasm and tasteless wit. Expected nothing less.

And it has only become like this recently, hence why I am trying to bring it to people's attention NOW that we should be moving in a different direction because it was never this ridiculous.

A good portion of Snake boards =/= this thread.

"Every single thread". So I exaggerated, okay. Didn't mean for you to take everything I post so literally, but if you look at the first page you'll get what I was trying to say. There are a handful of new topics revolving around the same discussion.

Because no one, including you, seems to use the search option.

Alas, I'm done with this thread.

 

[Watkins]

Hey I didn't make the thread, why do I get in trouble for not using search?

I forgot to make a comment about the misuse of the word irony too... but other people got that by the ***.

There is no irony here.

 

[Program]

Can a mod please close this thread, because its nothing but stupidity.

 

[mark.]

wow people are really trigger happy with the flames lately.

but yeah, i would say the tilts are to make up for his smashes.

 

[SummerObsession]

wow people are really trigger happy with the flames lately.

but yeah, i would say the tilts are to make up for his smashes.

They MORE Than makes up for them. And that's the problem.

 

[wazgood]

Can someone help me find the irony in the OP?

 

[ADHD]

This isn't a complaining thread.... like at all.... I don't have problems with snake. It's just, why are his tilts so good in terms of range, like there's a meaning behind it out of sellfishness during making the character. The invisible hitbox part is NOT part of making up for his smashes.

 

[LP4Life666]

This isn't a complaining thread.... like at all.... I don't have problems with snake. It's just, why are his tilts so good in terms of range, like there's a meaning behind it out of sellfishness during making the character. The invisible hitbox part is NOT part of making up for his smashes.

"This isn't a complaint thread, at all, it's just his tilts are completely broken. Thats all."

 

[Esoteric]

How is this not locked yet?

How is this not a complaint thread? So if I said that Blue Shells in Mario Kart are BS that's not complaining? What is it then?

 

[ADHD]

How is this not locked yet?

How is this not a complaint thread? So if I said that Blue Shells in Mario Kart are BS that's not complaining? What is it then?

Because blue shells don't have disjointed hitboxes out of their animation.

Well, I think it was selfishness to make all of his tilts have disjointed hitboxes, their power is fine, just the ridiculous range.

Does it take an idiot to make a character with hitboxes out of his tilt animations? Maybe, or someone giving him this for a reason.

 

[drab]

comon stop complaining already

 

[Union of Darkness]

Because blue shells don't have disjointed hitboxes out of their animation.

Well, I think it was selfishness to make all of his tilts have disjointed hitboxes, their power is fine, just the ridiculous range.

Does it take an idiot to make a character with hitboxes out of his tilt animations? Maybe, or someone giving him this for a reason.

It's because Kojima and Sakurai are best buds.

 

[Phazonin]

He's not complaining, Snakes tilts are really incredibly ridiculously good. The invisible extension is really incredibly ridiculous. Powerful. Fast. Disjointed. Forward tilt has incredible priority and it kills. It's fast. Even his neutral A is incredibly ridiculously good. The tilts are better than most characters smashes, incredible.

 

[samdaballer]

He's not complaining, Snakes tilts are really incredibly ridiculously good. The invisible extension is really incredibly ridiculous. Powerful. Fast. Disjointed. Forward tilt has incredible priority and it kills. It's fast. Even his neutral A is incredibly ridiculously good. The tilts are better than most characters smashes, incredible.

if you cant beat him, BE him, I always say

 

[Phazonin]

if you cant beat him, BE him, I always say

I have no interest in playing as him.... I'm sure if I was a tourney goer than I'd consider picking him or MK, but I like to play as characters that I actually like. Not saying Snake sucks, I just don't like his camping/grenade playstyle.

 

[ADHD]

I'd rather play characters who have to fight much harder to get recognition. Plus, this character has meaning to me.

 

[Killress]

 

[Liquid_Kai?]

Lmao @ this thread. Chromepirate you're too funny for ya own good.

There are ways to beat him and he has been beaten. But yes i agree he's overpowered with some of his tilts, but comming on the snake section and whinning about it isnt the best idea

But tbh a legendary series such as MGS he does deserve a decent moveset.

(off topic, COMPLETED MGS4 LAST WEEKEND YAY, what a great ending to a great series)

 

[AlAxe]

that's not irony.

 

[Crizthakidd]

lol anyone complaining about snake needs to learn his weaknesses and not get destroyed. hes got a good grab game and tilits and a down b.

all his smashes suck unless u lucky mindgame an fsmash. downsmash sucks upsmash only builds damamge or kill at like 140+

his up b is kinda bad too. but his gernades completely own. all u gota to do beat him is be rob or falco. end of thread