-Doc Conversations-
Upon use of a Smash Taunt, Doc will have a little conversation with Mac about the current opponent he's fighting. If there's more than one, he'll pick a random opponent.
: Mac, baby! This guy looks awfully familiar…you sure we haven’t seem him somewhere before? Anyway, hit him fast and dodge that jump punch!
: Mario’s little bro may not be as famous as his brother, but his fiery uppercut’s nasty! Don’t let him get too close, baby!
: Mac! Mario might get mad if you smack Peach around too much! Fireballs, baby! Fireballs!
: You’ve fought bigger, nastier guys than this overgrown turtle, Mac! Take him to the mat with some fast punches!
: Him again?! Don’t let him make a monkey out of you Mac, dodge his punches and counterpunch!
: For a chimp he’s got some quick moves! If he starts throwin’ banana peels, keep an eye on your footin’, baby!
: This guy’s playin’ dirty Mac, baby! You’ve seen all kind’sa crazy stuff, but this guy’ll fightcha with his tongue! Stay sharp!
: Mac, Wario likes lots of garlic; what do you think is better? Garlic, or chocolate? Hahahaha.
: A sword?! That’s just cheatin’! Mac, hit this sucka with an uppercut and don’t let him get back in the ring!
: Well it’s normally not right to hit a girl, Mac…so I’m not sure what to tell you…
:shiek:: Normally it’s not right to hit a girl, Mac, but I’m pretty sure that princess changed into a guy! Take him…her…it…potato, whatever! Take ‘em to the mat Mac!
: This guy makes Mr. Sandman look like a beansprout, Mac. But you know what they say, the bigger they are, the harder they hit! Wait, that’s not right…
: Didn’t you fight this guy already Mac, baby? Either way, jab, hook, counterattack, do what it takes to take this pipsqueak down!
: Mac, baby! What do you think about me gettin’ one of those suits of armor? I think I’d look pretty good in one of those, baby!
: That robot had a lady inside of it? Now I've seen everything Mac, baby...
: Mac, baby! Don’t go hittin’ girls alright? Wait…That’s a guy! Change of strategy, Mac; beat him senseless!
: Two against one isn’t fair Mac! Even the odds with some smooth punches! You think they get hot in those parkas…?
: Mac, baby! You think robots like chocolate? I couldn’t imagine something that doesn’t like a good ol’ chocolate bar…
: Now this is my kinda guy, Mac, baby! Big, round, likes chocolate! We’d get along just fine!
: I’ve heard lots about this guy Mac, baby! Dirtiest character around! But you’ve got speed and strength to spare! Take this cheater down!
: Well he’s big, and he never shuts his trap…but he’s nothin’ like King Hippo, baby! Treat him like that lug and you’ll be eating canvas!
: What a wimp, Mac, baby! This guy sits around eatin’ chocolate bars while he gets somebody else to do all the fightin’! Show him what it means to work for once with some fancy footwork!
: Mac, baby! This guy’s a fast one! He’ll go to all kinds of crazy lengths to dodge your attacks! Remember to double tap R, or Z to…wait a second…
: Pizza? Cake? Bread? This bird’s makin’ me hungry Mac, baby! I might just take a little break for a quick chocolate bar…
: Didn’t we alright take down this sucka, Mac? Either way, watch out! He’s got strength and speed to boot!
: This guy’s got a killer straight Mac, baby! I once heard it blew up an entire galaxy…nah…what kind of punch could do that?!
: Mac, baby! Watch where you’re punchin’! Slip up and you could be in for a shocking surprise! Get it? Hahahahaha!
: Look at this sucka watchin’ his friends fight! Be careful, Mac, three against one are odds I don’t like…!
: Seems like this guy’s been goin’ through some crazy trainin’ of his own! All I know is he uses aura…so make his aura black and blue, Mac, baby!
: This puffball’s got a killer hook! Toast this marshmallow and we’ll be makin’ s’mores, Mac, baby!
: Alright Mac, show this pretty boy some real fightin’ skills alright? Some blows to that face of his oughta sort him out!
: He’s a powerhouse, Mac, baby, but he’s slow as molasses! Use your speed, baby! Use your speed!
: He may be a little kid, but he’s got some nasty psychic voodoo goin’ on! Smack the taste outta his mouth and end the match quick Mac, baby!
: This kid better get used to fightin’ folks bigger than him otherwise he won’t get anywhere, right Mac, baby?
: Watch out, Mac, baby! You’re fightin’ a livin’ chocolate man! Chocolate
doesn’t fight fair, so watch your back and punch hard!
: This guy’s armed to the teeth with weapons, baby! He’s also a master of stealth…fortunately, that doesn’t do much out here! Hit hard, baby!
: He’s fast Mac, baby! But he’s not unstoppable! Hit hard and he’ll be picking glove out of his teeth for weeks!