Brawl's already set to destroy our expectations....and then some...with it's AWSONESS!!!!
Look what we go so far:
-Meta f***ing Knight as a newcomer
-Pit joins from the cult classic Kid Icarus
-Zero Suit Samus is ready to Brawl
-Wario farts his way on screen
-Solid mother f***ing Snake has joined the Brawl miraculously, becoming the heaviest impacting newcomer since Marth and Roy, and introduces the series to 3rd party characters.
-Ike joins the Brawl.
-the Pokémon Trainer with his three trusty Pokémon are ready to Brawl
-Diddy Kong is prepared to **** you mother f***ers with his awsome f***ing peanut guns and jetpack
-Lucas has joined the Brawl, and is ready to fight. And bring a small taste of Japan-only (which means he's a f***ing wimp) and psychic power!
-Sonic the Hedgehog, the most desired character ever has dashed away from a distance, and is ready to party, and run over this Brawl!
-the self proclaimed ruler of Dream Land, King Dedede is ready for the fight with his swallowing, hammer, and army summoning powers!
-Mario has returned, and is ready to Brawl, and he takes with him the incredible FLUUD into battle to VICTORY (SMS is awsome)!
-Link returns with a new Twilight Princess model, new weapons, more range, more speed, and diffrent flavor.
-Kirby returns more balanced then ever, with his signature power stealing abilities.
-Pikachu has returned one last time, with it's electric powers.
-Samus Aran is ready to Brawl, with her power suit, arm cannon, missles, grapple beam, among other things.
-Fox McCloud returns fresh and new, with a much diffrent flavor.
-Zelda has returned, better then ever, and is prepared to open a can of woop a**.
-Bowser is back, and graphically amazing. Bowser finally looks like worthy of the title King Koopa, and is ready to take on any foe.
-Donkey Kong returns with tons of graphic detail (though from what we can tell he isn't so good, and you can see his nipples!
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-Yoshi is back with a cute cartoony like Yoshi's Story flavor, and with improved jumping.
-Peach is back, looking better then ever, and is ready to BRAWL!
-the Ice Climbers (looking cute, crazily realistic, and amazing) are back, and are as ready as ever to team and DESTROY YOU!
-Potentially more 3rd party characters! *cough* Mega Man tocomplete my life*cough*
-TONS MORE RETURNING VETERANS!
-Lots of newcomers to go!
-new pyshics.
-It isn't Melee 2.0 or Super Smash Bros. 3. IT'S F***ING BRAWL!
-"The game is fun" -what everyone at E for All said.
-Four Types of Controls.
-Devastating New Final Smash attacks.
-Several non-playable characters enter the fray with the Assist Trophy, such as Little Mac, Lyn, and Samurai Goroh.
-Moving and shooting, and it's little but important impact on the game.
-Hold down A to continue doing tons of super fast moves.
-Footstool Jumping
-Tether recovery having more range.
-Glding, adding new layers to the game.
-Personal Entries Returning.
-three taunts.
-Every character has at least 6 or 7 alternate "looks" with color swabs and alternate costumes.
-Stickers as a new collectable
-More trophies then in Melee, as trophies return.
-Special Brawl, and it's possibilities.
-Taking photos is easier.
-The Home-Run contest returns, with multiplayer and online.
-Target Smash has mutiplayer, and potentially online play.
-Infinite stages with stage builder. Make whatever the f*** you want with this.
-Classic mode is back, with a new twist.
-Customizable control schemes.
-Event Matches return.
-Co-op Event Matches for the first time.
-the Coin Launcher adding the the uniqueness of the game and series.
-catch trophies Pokémon style with the trophy stand.
-Face bosses for the first time.
-Fight bosses over again.
-Adventure mode returns, but in the Subspace Emissary. The first real story mode, with tons of depth, detail, and fun!
-Actual CUT SCENES IN THE GAME!
-Fight tons of enemies and a common enemy in this customizable story, with heroes, villians, anti-heroes, and so on, all with a unique story as worlds collide!
-Co-op story mode.
-Play the game online!
-Play the game online with Brawl friends!
-Play the game online with random people in "With anyone".
-View matches online, with "Spectator Mode". Even bet on who you think will win!
-Share Pictures, Stages you built/have, and so on with online.
-Submit a stage a day to Nintendo that you've built. You can download a stage a day for the rest of your LIFE!
-Melee stages return, but this time they are VERY NUMEROUS!
-Play awsome new stages, from moving down to up, transforming, warping, side scrolling, and flipping/inversing stages, as well as basic ones. Even ones with lava, weather effects, and whatnot
-Most items return, and all are useful and have multiple uses.
-New basic items that come in a variety of shapes, sizes, abilities, specialalities, and uses!
-Pokjéballs and Pokéball Pokémon return, with tons of new and old stages!
-New pyshics that is INSANE, with more fun in store!
-Tech of the ground, walls, and NOW ROOFS! Talk about amazing!
-Tons of neat techniques, such as L-cancelling, tripping, wavelanding, Edge Hugging, teching and so on either join the Brawl, or return for a first or second time.
-You can now crawl, adding a few intresting new layers to the gmae.
-OVER 30 MUSICIANS are creating MUSIC FOR THIS GAME!
-Tons of music tracks from several Nintendo and 3rd party worlds.
-Multiple musical scores for EVERY STAGE!
-Play the game you want! It's fun!
-At least three companies focusing mainly on this game, including HAL,Sora, and the mysterious "The Studio".
-Over a DOZEN companies are helping work on this game-Sora, HAL Laboratories, the Pokémon Company, Cero, "The Studio", Nintendo, Intelligent Games, SEGA, the Sonic Team, Koonami Digital Entertainment, Kojima Productions, Game Freak, APE Inc., Creatures Inc., SHIGESATO IWATA, and possibly MORE!
And stop spectating if we will have more exploits. Sakurai himself said there are exploits. And have any of you played the f***ing game, because I know only a few people played the demo, and that will be unlike the real game. We already have all but like three techs back, and AT LEAST 5 new ones. That's more exploits then Melee so far from a demo. When we actually play the game, I can guarentee we'll find AT LEAST TWELVE MORE! Yes, I guarentee it. No need to talk like elitist-know it alls, now is there, when none of you have played the actual f***ing game. It will rock, as it's been worked on 4 months longer then Melee, and with at least 3 times the manpower. This is one of those few games that appeal to all of us!
