...that does nothing but complain about everything you do? For example, I play Brawl with my friend and my fiance' and here are some examples of what I hear for hours on end:
"Oh my god, Lucario's range is too long."
"Man, all my moves are countered by everyone."
"Lucario's final smash is so unfair you can't do anything to get away from it."
"Lucario's smash is too fast."
"Lucario's counter is so unfair." (Which I don't use btw because it's really useless )
"Marth's counter is so unfair."
"Marth has too much range."
"Falco has no range."
"Falco's firebird goes too short."
"Falco is like the lightest character in the game."
"Falco does like no damage."
AAAGH! /pulls out hair.
Btw, he plays as Falco and I WAS a Marth player but was so tired of hearing his whining I changed to Lucario. But it doesn't end!
So! What about you guys? Do you have a friend like this?
"Oh my god, Lucario's range is too long."
"Man, all my moves are countered by everyone."
"Lucario's final smash is so unfair you can't do anything to get away from it."
"Lucario's smash is too fast."
"Lucario's counter is so unfair." (Which I don't use btw because it's really useless )
"Marth's counter is so unfair."
"Marth has too much range."
"Falco has no range."
"Falco's firebird goes too short."
"Falco is like the lightest character in the game."
"Falco does like no damage."
AAAGH! /pulls out hair.
Btw, he plays as Falco and I WAS a Marth player but was so tired of hearing his whining I changed to Lucario. But it doesn't end!
So! What about you guys? Do you have a friend like this?