Do you have any smash "curses"?

[Quinfordmac]

Like, for instance, mine is I can't win on Luigi's mansion. No matter how hard I try, it is impossible for me to win on that stage.

 

[Zonderion]

I can never get the smash ball. Like seriously. If I'm playing against a computer, sure no problem. Playing against humans... doesn't matter how good or bad they are, I can never seem to get it.

 

[Medaka444]

I'm still unable to beat Melee's Adventure mode on Normal. I want to finish quickly enough to face Giga Bowser. Problem is that if I rush things, I'm more likely to get killed and if I be careful, that takes too long.

 

[TumblrFamous]

I can never win against a CPU Mario. I can beat nearly every other computer character at Level 9 but him.

 

[APC99]

I have a lot of curses:


-I'm always doomed to end a match with Pit using his spamming Side B, without noticing.
-I can't collect any boss trophies, even with the assistance of my little brother as Meta Knight, and that's really saying something.
-In Mario Kart Wii, I'm always doomed to have Baby Peach in the place behind me, spamming Blue Shells that she holds onto for her nefarious purpose just to watch me die.

 

[Quinfordmac]

I have a lot of curses:


-I'm always doomed to end a match with Pit using his spamming Side B, without noticing.
-I can't collect any boss trophies, even with the assistance of my little brother as Meta Knight, and that's really saying something.
-In Mario Kart Wii, I'm always doomed to have Baby Peach in the place behind me, spamming Blue Shells that she holds onto for her nefarious purpose just to watch me die.

1. Happens to me

2. ouch, how old is your brother

3. There can't be a greater hell than that

 

[APC99]

1. Happens to me

2. ouch, how old is your brother

3. There can't be a greater hell than that

1. ALWAYS.

2. He's 8, turning 9 next month. He mains Toon Link and spends his days playing Minecraft and watching Doctor Who.

3. Nope, it's as worse as it gets. I had to beat her TWICE in order for her to stop getting the Death Bomb.

(lol, Ghosts N' Goblins humor )

 

[Quinfordmac]

I love reading people's curses

 

[KingofPhantoms]

I think I have a few, but the first one to come to my mind is one involving Basic Brawl; practically every time I finally come across a player (or two) that's around my skill level, theres also some newbie in the group that keeps getting in my way, I'm so focused on the good player(s) that the newbie becomes an annoying disctraction, and usually only my rival manages to K/O. him/her.

Worst match I ever had? I was around 160%, managed to K.O. my rival, but, the newbie stole my kill, using Sonic's up Smash... it BARELY touched him, and the attack wasn't even MEANT for him.

 

[Souless_shadow]

I can never win on Onett.No matter how hard I try I just can't win

 

[Toon link04]

I can never make it back to the stage with toon link on project M no matter how hard I press that up-B I just die speacialy after doing a down arial

 

[liets]

it, no matter how good i am with a character, takes me about 60,000,000,000 tries before i can beat the 100 man brawl. reason? here:
okay i have 6 enemies left, i think i'll use this move
sees bomb appear as i release the attack
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
and gone. just gone

 

[cmbsfm]

My curse is that I can never win a match

 

[Quinfordmac]

My curse is that I can never win a match

oh s***

 

[WaluigiSilver64]

when ever i get an assist trophy and its ****ING RESETTI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i really hope that they take him out in project m and they never even think about adding an assist trophy character like him in SSB Wii U, assuming they bring assist trophies back.

 

[MarioAnIke]

I can never win against a CPU Mario. I can beat nearly every other computer character at Level 9 but him.

Seriously!? Mario is a low tier. I can win against him any day... Oh wait. I am a Mario master, of course I can beat him any day!

 

[MarioAnIke]

You wanna hear my Smash Curse!
















LUCAS..........................

 

[MarioAnIke]

I love reading people's curses

I hate faces, especially

 

[Networker1]

Bomb-omb........ that is all

 

[MarioAnIke]

Bomb-omb........ that is all

Exactly. You're about to pick it up, but then it decides to walk and blows you up. UGHH!

 

[greenluigiman2]

I've never been able to get the Smash Ball when my friend uses Zelda.

 

[MarioAnIke]

I've never been able to get the Smash Ball when my friend uses Zelda.

LOL yeah. I feel your pain.

 

[PlayerXIII]

Everytime I use Kirby's Final Smash I am doomed to have one single guy somehow KO'ing the other 2 the moment before I do... No joke.

 

[MarioAnIke]

Everytime I use Kirby's Final Smash I am doomed to have one single guy somehow KO'ing the other 2 the moment before I do... No joke.

Kirby's Final Smash is hard to use and I never understood it.

 

[Networker1]

Kirby's Final Smash is hard to use and I never understood it.

Tap the b button.

 

[Quinfordmac]

Everytime I use Kirby's Final Smash I am doomed to have one single guy somehow KO'ing the other 2 the moment before I do... No joke.

That's bad....................I mean, that's really bad.

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

I have one, I will never a good match.

(I'm too good.)

I have another one, winning.

 

[Snakeyes]

Not really.

 

[Kapus]

I always get freaking Goldeen.

 

[Mr.Universe]

I can't think of one for me personally, but one of my best friends has a curse with Snake that whenever he tries to use his jab combo near the ledge of the stage, he falls off and does his nair, and dies due to how long it is. Of course, this is generally over wifi so that may explain it.

 

[Deleted member]

I have one for each game.

SSB64: I can never seem to get a Heart Container. When I see one, my opponent usually gets it.
Melee: Sometimes when I recover to the stage, the character faces the opposite way from the platform's edge and I die. I cry to myself when this happens.
Brawl: Whenever I need to make a crucial move, I trip.

 

[Z1GMA]

I always get freaking Goldeen.

And I always get the headless hammer.

 

[MasterOfKnees]

Whenever I pick up the Lightning I'm the one that turns small.

Can't beat Donkey Kong, no matter who I pick I just can't. My brother just completely smashes me to pieces with him. I don't know if it's him that's just incredibly good with him, or I just don't know how to play against Donkey Kong, or a combination of both. And hey ho, Sakurai commented that he's gotten a buff, so hooray for getting my ass kicked even more.

When I pick Random I never get the characters I like, I always end up as either Mr. Game & Watch (always the ugly light blue one,) Peach, Ice Climbers, R.O.B, Diddy Kong, Olimar, Pikachu and Bowser, all characters I either suck at or hate playing, and the only characters on the roster that I dislike playing too.

 

[Terrazi Terrajin]

Whenever I get into a smash game I end up on sites like these despite not getting along with anyone.
That would be my curse.

 

[Vintage Creep]

I will never have those last 3 stickers.

 

[Alzi]

My curse is being too good at all the games.

 

[Gene]

My curse is being too good at all the games.

My curse is detecting liars.

 

[CrossoverMan]

My curse is that in Smash Flash 2 (Counts as a Smash Bros game), I frickin suck with Lloyd and Ness. Ness's controls for his up b is terrible, and I can never do it on the spot in a competitive battle against friends, and I could never get the hang of Lloyd's specials, because they're all horrible and boring.

 

[CrossoverMan]

Also, in Subspace Emissary, those f**king health sucking underground things get me every damn time. Even if I'm playing as a character like Peach or Meta Knight who have the means to get over them, I always forget and I get hit by em!

 

[Ussi]

I will suicide by air dodging past the ledge once every 3 games