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Dissecting the Frog: The Second Day of Guts and No Glory

Darkslash

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Well...today's the day where I cross the stereotypical line of highschool science class. Today (hopefully) we're dissecting the classic frog. Me being the somewhat Sadisct ******* I am, I will enjoy this greatly to some extent. I plan to take pictures of the dead frog and its ripped,crushed, and indistinguishable innards.

If you want, I can take requests of whatever body part you want me to take a picture off and what ever you want me to do with it, within the boundries of the ToS. Unless taking pictures of dead frogs isn't allowed here(some one tell me D: )

I have about 4 hours before dissection starts(as I am writing this), so lots of time to think about it.

Or in more simple terms
1:00 Pacific
4:00 Eastern


Yea..hyping up a dead frog.

EDIT: It seems that a dead frog it self goes againts the ToS....So now this is a text blog, unless I miraculously get an excuse for the sake of enjoyment and education rolled into one.

EDIT2:My Luck sucks. My frog was ********, seriously I actually think it was born with some birth defects. Some parts had blue muscle and some body parts weren't in the right places. It had Large thumbs but had ovaries which confused the hell out of me and my partner. My scissors wouldn't cut so I had to rip the digestive system out of there.

On group found a rat head in the stomach. All I found was maggots, or what I believed to be dead maggots.

Teasing my partner was fun though :D
 

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Technically, it's not a carcass yet.
When the intestines are removed it is. :p

I found dissecting a frog not as 'fun' as I thought it would be. It was pretty boring, and more of a chore then anything educational.
 

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We did rats too.

It's hella fun, but be delicate, these are small creatures. No SLASH SLASH! :mad::mad::mad:

Gentle, clean cuts are key.
 

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Technically, it's not a carcass yet.
When the intestines are removed it is. :p

I found dissecting a frog not as 'fun' as I thought it would be. It was pretty boring, and more of a chore then anything educational.
Oh ya :p
Well, I don`t like to mess with any creature.
 

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I wonder when I'll get to slice opening helpless little animals, laughing like Dr. Doom at the climax of a Fantastic Four comic...

Anyway, it sounds interesting. You should describe it in intense detail, all the way down to the exact specifications of how you cut the **** thing open.

I'm such a sick *******.
 

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My Luck sucks. My frog was ********, seriously I actually think it was born with some birth defects. Some parts had blue muscle and some body parts weren't in the right places. It had Large thumbs but had ovaries which confused the hell out of me and my partner. My scissors wouldn't cut so I had to rip the digestive system out of there.

On group found a rat head in the stomach. All I found was maggots, or what I believed to be dead maggots.

I would post pics, but not sure if its against the ToS. Plus some are blurry because I kinda forgot that you had to keep the DSi camera still...

Also teasing my partner was fun :D
 

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My Luck sucks. My frog was ********, seriously I actually think it was born with some birth defects. Some parts had blue muscle and some body parts weren't in the right places. It had Large thumbs but had ovaries which confused the hell out of me and my partner. My scissors wouldn't cut so I had to rip the digestive system out of there.
Incest frog, probably.

And the rat's head thing.... how does that work out?
 

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I remember dissecting my first frog. My partner sliced off it's little froggy hand and tried to slap me with it. Good times...
 

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Incest frog, probably.

And the rat's head thing.... how does that work out?
Lolwut?

One step of the dissection was to cut open the stomach. That group found a Rat's head, OOO's and Ahh's commence.

Also my gloves stained yellow from the frogs innards. And the insides were pink, which made me go 0_o
 

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Give more details please.

How did it smell, feel...taste?
 

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Give more details please.

How did it smell, feel...taste?
It felt leathery, its seems it's been dead for a few days. Smelled like your typical dead rotting preserved Laboratory animal. And tasted...well I can't say. But I assume it would taste bitter from the preservatives in it.
 

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I remember my first dissection. I was teamed up with some huge ghetto mutha****a who scared me ****less. We our scissors werent working so he said **** this and threw them to the side. What he did next will never leave me memory. He placed two finger on the outside of the frog and literally ripped the thing into two clean pieces. One minute it was fine a peaceful and the next it was clean in half with this guys hands all over it. He then proceeded to rip the skin off the frog and individually break every single one of the frog's bones.

I was amazing and I loved every minute of it
 

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One minute it was fine a peaceful and the next it was clean in half with this guys hands all over it. He then proceeded to rip the skin off the frog and individually break every single one of the frog's bones.
Strange coincidence, I just did a similar thing today. The instructions said to take off the skin like pants. I cut it and It wouldn't come off. I then said "To hell with this" and ripped it off.

Not to mention that my partner got the but of the guts :p.

Also I forgot how a frog jumped so i just wiggled the legs in an comedic fashion and every one around me started laughing, and I assumed my face was :/
 
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