Diarrhea rant

[Kevin]

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I ****ing hate it when I have diarrhea. The **** comes out all soggy and nasty, makes everything stink like hell, and sometimes it splashes over my *** cheeks. I've had constant diarrhea ****s for the past few days and I don't know what's up.

The worst kind is when it burns your *******, then you wipe it, then you have to go again, and it eventually it even hurts to wipe. Perhaps I should stop wiping? I heard they use water in China or something?

 

[brinboy789]

Perhaps I should stop wiping?

anyways, um...im pretty sure nobody else likes diarrhea either

 

[Blackadder]

Try making a style out of it. Help redefine what it is to have diarrea. In fact, define it. Fashion yourself around the concept of unique and repressed masses of diarrea.

Make a stand, a point, a war. Lose. Become a posthumous idol not just to your followers, but to the everyday citizen of America. Become a God.

And THEN we'll see how you feel about the screaming shits.

(No, I DON'T know what I'm smoking)

 

[Kevin]

Oh yeah I've also had the weirdest sounds come out, from a rattle snake to hummingbird, perhaps there is a style to it..

 

[Da Shuffla]

LOL! Rattle snake. I know the feeling, rolling your eyes every time you have to go. Not fun.

 

[Scottssx]

MAKE A SONG ABOUT DIAREEA, OH DIAREEA YOU SMELL LIKE **** BUT YET I LOVE BECAUSE YOU CAME FROM MY F*****G A**,YOU MAKE MY FREINDS AND FAMILY WANNA GO TOO H*** WHEN I DONT FLUSH AND WHEN I LEAVE SOME ON THE SEAT MY MOM JUST WANTS TOO (VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED) **** MY *** AND SEND ME TOO **** AND THEN **** HERSELF AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! THERES MY SONG YEAH!

 

[SothE700k]

Was this topic really necessary?! Good grief! Talk about diarrhea EVERYWHERE!

 

[Mith_]

kevin ur ********.

 

[Firus]

Question...

Who actually LIKES when they have diarrhea?

And was the...imagery...really necessary?

 

[Kevin]

MAKE A SONG ABOUT DIAREEA, OH DIAREEA YOU SMELL LIKE **** BUT YET I LOVE BECAUSE YOU CAME FROM MY F*****G A**,YOU MAKE MY FREINDS AND FAMILY WANNA GO TOO H*** WHEN I DONT FLUSH AND WHEN I LEAVE SOME ON THE SEAT MY MOM JUST WANTS TOO (VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED) **** MY *** AND SEND ME TOO **** AND THEN **** HERSELF AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! THERES MY SONG YEAH!

Thanks for reminding me of this fantastic song

http://video.aol.com/video-detail/dave-chapelleand039s-diarrhea-g/1373489195