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Darc's Drunk Texts to Me Last Night

hungrybox

Smash Legend
Joined
May 28, 2007
Messages
12,203
Location
Orlando, FL (walking distance from the Loop)
Darc: Jpg

Me: Jpg?

Darc: Mlt own up llgbenny ail gay dem tul s badly staked

Me: What the flying ****. I'm quoting whatever the **** you just said.

Darc: Akin u wynd pricey silted a educational

Me: Lmaooooooooooo

Darc: My ulcers

Me: Dude. Keep it up. This is great. Are you drunk?

Darc: Fall wupga woes ailing fall 9 ...k

Me: You should see a doctor. Or a toilet bowl.

Darc: Yo that wasn't even nicole bro

Me: LMAOOOO WUT





then Darc called me and professed his love in terms of metric units.


Discuss.
 

hotdogturtle

Smash Master
Joined
Feb 15, 2007
Messages
3,503
lool, I was actually at that party when he sent those. I mean, Nicole sent most of them (except for the last one). She said that his phone kept making up words when she tried to type them. He also went through his entire address book calling people to tell them how much he loved them throughout the night.
 

prog

Priest of the Temple of Syrinx
Joined
Mar 11, 2008
Messages
2,155
Location
Brooklyn, NY
lool, I was actually at that party when he sent those. I mean, Nicole sent most of them (except for the last one). She said that his phone kept making up words when she tried to type them. He also went through his entire address book calling people to tell them how much he loved them throughout the night.
<3 HDT, LL all day.
 

hotdogturtle

Smash Master
Joined
Feb 15, 2007
Messages
3,503
You're comparing yourself to me? Ha! You're not even good enough to be my fake.
 
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