Marth: I'm so confident in my masculinity I act like a girl.
Sonic: Better run faster Sakurai! I'm catching up to you!
ZsS: *glares at all the drueling fanboys* *Facepalms*
Falco: You can't have no Pizza Cake neither!
Wolf :when 2 clones AREN'T enough.
Mewtwo: Save some Sakurai for me Sonic!
Red:.........
Link:..................
Samus: ....................
Peach: will some one say something,PLEASE?! The tea's getting cold!
Kirby: Is to be shot on sight if he is found with in a 500 yd radius of any buffet within the US or Japan.
Snake: Roger that.
Ganon: So what if I forgot my real sword and only brought a plastic one that's no good to fight with?!
Captain Falcon: No way Sonic! My pain is much worse because I actually was awsome once,while you never didn't suck! Sakurai's MINE! I'll show him my fist! C'mon! BLUE FALCAAAWWNN!!
Sheik:........(nerfed worse)
Fox:..........(nerfed horribly also)
Mewtwo:.........(wasn't even included)
DK: King of the Kongs.
Bowser: I may still suck,but at least now I can take 'em with me!
Luigi: A,E,I,O,U I learned it from the salesman in Majora's Mask.
That's all I can think of.
EDIT:sorry didn't see the for you main part XD