Cool Ness Rap

[SoldierRift]

A rap about Ness.

I must confess
that Ness
is the bes (BEst)
he is the best dress
and don't detest
because a pk flash
can kick your A**(sorry)
or because he can dash dance

His pk fire
will burn your house.
It may as well burn peachs blouse.
Well thats false.
Check your pulse.
Blue and yellow stripes
with a rad(Lol red) cap.
Watchout for his baseball bat.
His Pk thunder
may kill your mother( Oh brother)
From onett
he is the best.

OI! I failed

 

[jugfingers]

The vet from onett, reppin yo-yos, keepin ladies wet

adequate pyshcic threats to make a well stomach, upset

has Infinite swag, even wears a backpack when he battles

you'll find him shocking noobs like cattle prods shocks cattle

Its funny when spacie's get over zealous with their ammo

cause you'll hear the sound of a bat connecting to a mammal WHAMMO!


someone else jump in the cipher lol

 

[Hazygoose]

lol this is the best thread because of jugfingers holding it down.

 

[Stratford]

Jugfingers' is amazing.

 

[SoldierRift]

Worthy of prasing

Wow he's not lazy

Amazing

Now keep the thread on

and bring the hypebeast on
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Ness is Legit

Now take a bit

and let US uncover

this boy from mother
-------------------------- Continue this plz im all out of rap can't think

 

[jugfingers]

from the glitches hes equiping

b*tches be tripping

which takes their mind off / the stocks that are slipping



where'd those stocks go? ... (trumpet sound) you look puzzled Son?

must be confused from all that Home Run Hit Stun

(Xylophone SOLO!!)

no worries homie, Im sure that you'll recall

when he double jump cancels

a hand-full of your skull

*(sound of someone large crushing a watermelon with his torso)*

 

[Dynamism?]

dayum kaelen that is sexy LOL
I saw the Ness boards said "Ness Rap" and that you posted and had to check it.

Too good man, too good

 

[SoldierRift]

No I posted it!

I also posted raps for Peach, pichu and my newest one mario! Go check them out if you have the time...

Anyway what else do you guys think of this rap? This is my first one, but I thought I did a horrible job of this.

Jugfingers go post a new thread saying "New Ness Rap" cause yours is ovesily more better then mine
I wasn't getting creative with this one.... *sigh*

 

[jugfingers]

No I posted it!

I also posted raps for Peach, pichu and my newest one mario! Go check them out if you have the time...

Anyway what else do you guys think of this rap? This is my first one, but I thought I did a horrible job of this.

Jugfingers go post a new thread saying "New Ness Rap" cause yours is ovesily more better then mine
I wasn't getting creative with this one.... *sigh*

no he just meant that he saw the thread was called ness rap and that I had posted in it, not that I had started the thread. I play smash with him IRL

this is an awesome Idea by the way Im glad you made it, sort of disappointing that no-body else jumped in the cipher with us but I guess the ness boards are a little dead.

 

[Dynamism?]

>_> poor ness is like poor weegee
Poor half the boards...

But yeah, I could provide a drumbeat somehow? LOL
I'll have a go at that rappage when I know how to rap.

 

[TheLake]

OMY GOD

we should have rapp character battles

this thread is genious!!!

 

[SoldierRift]

Hahahaha thanks, I posted one in the mario one.

Mario seems dead...

No replys, about to post an Ice climber one.

 

[jugfingers]

OMY GOD

we should have rapp character battles

this thread is genious!!!

check out the pichu thread....it has already begun buwahahahahaha

 

[SoldierRift]

You know what jugfingers im gonna destroy you.....

 

[RetroAntonio]

Ness,Ness,Ness
That's a name you should know,
Ness Ness Ness
He's the star of the show.

:D

 

[Nø Ca$h]

u work ur *** off to be dead
from marth choppin off ur bowling ball head

that noggins so big its bringin u down
those strippy colors make u look like a clown



have u seen his ****ing head!?

 

[jugfingers]

u work ur *** off to be dead
from marth choppin off ur bowling ball head

that noggins so big its bringin u down
those strippy colors make u look like a clown



have u seen his ****ing head!?

The kids got a big head, Its a sight to be seen

but some upairs from that fat bean

and he'll pocket your green, clean

doesn't matter where you move, that **** is getting read,

like the nighttime stories your mom reads before bed.


talking about his stripes like a zebra that changed his spots

believe in the hype this kids got mindgames that will tie you in knots.

 

[Nø Ca$h]

i understand if ur head is big cuz a birth defect
but its a **** shame that its natural intellect
yea i heard
yous a nerd
thats why u get jumped in teams
sheiks senbon makin ur head bleed streams
and ur tiny arms cant even reach ur d!ck
but u tryin to throw me into ur partner-a wall of bricks
u be teamin w/ an amorphos blob to hide that cranium
but its ur partner, puff, that takes up the stadium!


yeah thats right. someone has competition.

 

[jugfingers]

i understand if ur head is big cuz a birth defect
but its a **** shame that its natural intellect
yea i heard
yous a nerd
thats why u get jumped in teams
sheiks senbon makin ur head bleed streams
and ur tiny arms cant even reach ur d!ck
but u tryin to throw me into ur partner-a wall of bricks
u be teamin w/ an amorphos blob to hide that cranium
but its ur partner, puff, that takes up the stadium!


yeah thats right. someone has competition.

Why would Ness a straight G, have to reach his own ****** impaler

we're talkin bout a kid who locks up more P.ussy than a female jailer

on the real I saw your girl hitting his Chub like she was practicing the oboe

Probably couldn't resist after him watchin tap noobs all day with his yo-yo

This isn't competition scrub, this is Earthbound certified annihilation

your bars against ness are a good demonstration of a Wack Rhyme Congregation

Its a slaughter, ness comes smooth in teams like running water so don't bother

and keep an eye on your sister or the next girl on ness's jock will be your mothers daughter

 

[Nø Ca$h]

your rhymes have nothing to do with smash.

 

[jugfingers]

your rhymes have nothing to do with smash.

you just ruined our battle

 

[Nø Ca$h]

my bad.
should i be sad?
for braking a fad
id rather shoot up skag.

lol i sandbagged

 

[Abstract]

my bad.
should i be sad?
for braking a fad
id rather shoot up skag.

lol i sandbagged

He gets off

 

[CaptainEvilStomper9]

eh lunar strayed away from smash first.

 

[Nø Ca$h]

He gets off

eh lunar strayed away from smash first.

ur both right

 

[SoldierRift]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRR im a beast!!!!!!!!

Don't throw a fit

Just take a bit

Relax, and recap

and go with your flow

now reharse, check your verse

Now continue to battle, or face defeat

cause your obselete, and he's an elite.

Actaully just check your beat and continue nvm all that other stuff

 

[Nø Ca$h]

soldier rift
your rhymes are ***
they dont give u no lift
so dont give me no sass
it aint no sin
that my **** is win

just give me my 15 minutes of fame
before a bigger fish destinguishes my flame
im still waitin to hear that name
cuz rappin about ness gets really lame


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yo mamas koochie is an entrance only road
that ness blocked w/ his monster sized chode [/jugfinger style]

lol im bored of ness im rappin bout other chars next

 

[jugfingers]

soldier rift
your rhymes are ***
they dont give u no lift
so dont give me no sass
it aint no sin
that my **** is win

just give me my 15 minutes of fame
before a bigger fish destinguishes my flame
im still waitin to hear that name
cuz rappin about ness gets really lame

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yo mamas koochie is entrance only road
that ness blocked w/ his monster sized chode [/jugfinger style]

lol im bored of ness im rappin bout other chars next

Ness be stylin on the mass of hoards so freshly
thats why the real rhyme battles are in the ness boards especially

but bring those wack rhymes and disgrace another chars name
you plead fame but I remember you recently pleading unfair game


15 mins of fame? you must have a real need to succeed
but wouldn't last 15 minutes with the zombies in Threed

its impossible to defeat ness, even by fluke with a Nuke!
every luke warm kook gets a drubbbing just ask the Lesser Mook!

 

[Nø Ca$h]

the name of this thread is "cool ness rap" and that really wasnt cool. so im gonna decline and just walk away lol

 

[SoldierRift]

Hey lunarNova if you want to battle, then just go to pool room and look for "anybody rapping in here?" thread.

 

[Nø Ca$h]

i think im good. but i might end up going sometime in the future when im bored

 

[SoldierRift]

ok ok sir YAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR