TheTTimeLives
Smash Cadet
Just a fun little thread.
Honestly I remember thinking when I discovered that there was no L-Cancelling and wave-dashing in Brawl that this was the end. I was about half right but still I love Brawl.
So scenario...
Were about 3 months out from release and Sakurai gets interviewed..
"Mr. Sakurai, you stated a few years back that in your mind Melee was the best game in the Smash Bros series. What made that game the best in your mind and what can we expect for Super Smash Bros (Colosseum? Murder Suprise Battle Supreme? Punch Face Horray Time!)?
" Well when I look back I realize a lot of things. Firstly, Melee is really hard. Their are so many different buttons and I don't know when I'm supposed to press them! So I decided, if it's too complex for me, than I can't expect everyone else to have to learn it either. So what we did is we simplified. No short hopping, no tilts and no specials. Basically you have jab, smash, shield and grab and you just have to play the game like that. Also if you press all the buttons you get Donkey Kong Punch. People seem to like charge moves so we just gave every character that punch. It's really quite spectacular."
" ......Thank you for you time Mr. Sakurai (promptly drowns himself in nearby public restroom toilet.) "
Yea that would be the worst thing in my mind.
What do you guys think would be the worst thing that could happen/be-announced for SSB4?
Honestly I remember thinking when I discovered that there was no L-Cancelling and wave-dashing in Brawl that this was the end. I was about half right but still I love Brawl.
So scenario...
Were about 3 months out from release and Sakurai gets interviewed..
"Mr. Sakurai, you stated a few years back that in your mind Melee was the best game in the Smash Bros series. What made that game the best in your mind and what can we expect for Super Smash Bros (Colosseum? Murder Suprise Battle Supreme? Punch Face Horray Time!)?
" Well when I look back I realize a lot of things. Firstly, Melee is really hard. Their are so many different buttons and I don't know when I'm supposed to press them! So I decided, if it's too complex for me, than I can't expect everyone else to have to learn it either. So what we did is we simplified. No short hopping, no tilts and no specials. Basically you have jab, smash, shield and grab and you just have to play the game like that. Also if you press all the buttons you get Donkey Kong Punch. People seem to like charge moves so we just gave every character that punch. It's really quite spectacular."
" ......Thank you for you time Mr. Sakurai (promptly drowns himself in nearby public restroom toilet.) "
Yea that would be the worst thing in my mind.
What do you guys think would be the worst thing that could happen/be-announced for SSB4?