Character Summaries: 10-word descriptions

[Wave⁂]

In order to help new player choose who they want to main, i have decided to start this thread. i would like some help with creating 10 words (or less) descrpitions of every chacter:

Doc: pills approach, aerials combo.

Mario: Aerial chains, with a cape.

Luigi: Wavedashing and aerials.

Bowser:

Peach: Cheapass dsmash and vegtables with floating aerials.

Yoshi: Double jumping aerials and and juggling.

DK:

Captain Falcon: SHFFLING EVERYTHING.

Ganon: Slowass powerhouse with mad aerials.

Falco: Shine and dair spike and SHL.

Fox: Cheapass shine, aerials. Star KO's.

Ness: Bat, good aerials, Djc, YYG and PKT, quick and underestimated.

IC's: Grabing, Throwing, Chainthrowing, Desyncs.

Kirby:

Samus: (Spamus) Missles, bomb glitches and an infinite.

Zelda:

Shiek: DAMMIT.

Link: Heavy swordsman with projectiles and good aerials.

Young Link: Small rojectile spammer, Shffl'd aerials, decent recovery

Pichu:

Pikachu:

Jigglypuff: Low-perecentage KO's with WoP and Rest combos.

Mewtwo: VERY light, good aerials, great recovery, wavedash and tilts.

GAW: Aerials with Judgement Combos.

Marth: **** THAT DISJOINT.

Roy:

i could use some help.

 

[choe]

Pichu: LOLZ CUTENESS POWERZ

Zelda: A character you see when Sheik players forgets to transform.

 

[Toomai]

A limit of 10 words? What the heck, I'll try five:

Ma: Recovery reflector plus aerial attacks
Lu: Wavedash, airspam, and no traction
Dr: Sheet plus Fist Of Doom
Bw: Fortress spam, the Knuckle
Pc: Dsmash, turnips, cheap fthrow
Ys: DJC, eggz on edge, supershielding
DK: Windup here, windup there, aerials
CF: Nuffle, fuffle, duffle, buffle, uuffle
Gn: Fun with aerials, 100% POWER
Lk: Long distance, good airs
YL: Speedy swordsman, projectiles
Zd: Toe Of Doom, good fsmash
Sh: Fair, fair, fair, needlez, fair
Sm: Missle cancel plus bombs
IC: Desyncs and infinigrab
Ns: YYG and Thunder Jacket, aerials
Fx: Shine combos, usmash, SHDL
Fc: Shine, spike, bad recovery, SHL
Pk: Nair, usmash, mindgaming recovery
Pi: Nair, selfdamage, fsmash KOs people
Jp: Wall of Pain to Rest
Mw: Dodgy, fair
GW: Fsmash, #9, most airs
Mh: TIPPER'D
Ry: Get in close

 

[Ronin686]

Pichu: I f*ckin killed myself

 

[Virgilijus]

Young Link: Small rojectile spammer, Shffl'd aerials, decent recovery

Mewtwo: VERY light, good aerials, great recovery, wavedash and tilts

 

[MaskedMarth]

I'll try it with five words too.

Ma: aerials combo. utilt, grabs help.
Lu: great wavedash, aerials fit awkwardly
Dr: pills approach, aerials combo.
Bw: attack: aerial punishers. defense: Fortess
Pc: floating aerials and turnips
Ys: ledge eggs and crouch cancels
DK: bair to ub, uthrow fastfallers
CF: dashdance, grab, uair, nair, knee
Gn: mighty aerials, jab to interrupt
Lk: ranged aerials and projectiles
YL: aerials combo but can't kill
Zd: toes, nothing more
Sh: dthrow and finish with fair
Sm: missiles, bombs and crouch cancels
IC: desynch and smash a lot
Ns: no range, use djc'd aerials
Fx: shine and "up attacks": killer
Fc: lasers, pillar make impervious approach
Pk: shffl and usmash, great recovery
Pi: no range, shffl' into people
Jp: air mobility. rest is gamble.
Mw: wavedash and grab, nothing else
GW: shffl' and dtilt, don't defend
Mh: grabs and fairs to fsmash
Ry: close dashdance, shffl's, grabs

Some of these just reflect that I don't know the character in question, though.

 

[Fletch]

Just make sure to include "T3H PH1R3!11!" in Roy's description

 

[Earthbound360]

I like Ness: Underestimated
Anyways, here's what I'd put for Ness.

Bat, good aerials, Djc, YYG and PKT, quick and underestimated.

 

[Razed]

I'd put Dsmash in for ICS, and I'm gonna link this in my guide for choosing a main =)

 

[Metà]

I like this idea! Props to annoying1359 for making this nearly useless but intriguing and entertaining thread.

 

[OneOutOfManyMore]

Kirby: Floaty puffball. Not much going for him. Crouch beats Ganondorf.

 

[Na!l]

Kirby: Suicidal blob with FoP and an eating disorder

 

[Arian_Kylos]

DK: Big ape, Big arms, Instant warlock punch, Combo bait
Bowser: Real Air grab, Fortress, Combo bait.
Samus: glitch B@#$h.
Pichu: Cute and annoying, that's it.
Ganondorf: 0 to 50 in two kicks
Fox: F@#$ing shine
Link: Projectile spam to Up-B outta shield.
Marth: Long F#$%ing Sword, and fast.
Sheik: oh crap.
Zelda: Beware her shoes, They eat souls
Pikachu: Quick attack, Vertical murderer
Jiggly Puff: Wall of Pain, Rest and goodbye
Roy: TEH PHIERE!!!11!1!!eleventyone!!11
Giga Bowser: Target Practice, tank weight, oh he's a boss.


Just off the top of my head

 

[Ares726]

Bowser: press up-B.
Fox: press down-B.
Link: press all B combinations.
Young Link: see Link.
Zelda: always press down-B.
Sheik: never press down-B.

 

[Citrussed]

Peach: Floating, Turnips and Downsmash.
Zelda: Toe kicks. :/
Pichu: Fear the Upsmash.
Game & Watch: CC d-tilt anyone?

 

[DelxDoom]

Roy: teh phire t3h phir3 t3h ph1r3 t3\-\ ph1|23 .... teh phire

in actuality: Roy: fsmash, side B, be quick or get wrecked a lot