Captain Falcon Humor Thread

[Giga Hand]

Here you may post funny things about Captain Falcon. Videos, jokes, cool KOs, OVER 9000 jokes, anything to make people laugh with the coolest character in the game... er, I mean plan.. UNIVERSE!

Stuff like this for example, but this is just the tip of the iceberg. I know there's some better material out there, and this is the place to post it.

Some videos or their comments make me almost laugh 'till I puke. I'm not just using it as a metaphor.

 

[Bakemonky]

you fail at life

 

[Giga Hand]

Hey, I can't help it if I laugh at Captain Falcon related things. I just need a place to keep track of them all, also other people can see these things too.

 

[Frown]

Actually, comparing Captain Falcon with Chuck Norris, iPhone and God is pretty fun.

 

[Slurgly]

That video is AWESOME!

Here's Some

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9taHtxMai4

And here's a lengthened version of the first one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5maYlQXWv8A&feature=related

 

[Magically Enhanced Hobo]

One of my personal favorites. A full run-through of Brawl's Classic Mode with nothing but Falcown Pawnch.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=pt2UPMNHAD4

 

[n8a]

epic falcon punch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFtw7qW7Vcw

 

[Y34HDUD3!!!]

I have a collection, lol. Some of the ones I have:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IROuHpWudo0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlPvXN7Bzxg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrJ47f-uIJU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzkrk6nnY48

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAFR7QbkHPo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oFJ87G85-E

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORgVu27ChnQ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mRtuum-xng


They may not be all Falcon Punch, but Falcon is Falcon after all.

 

[Kyldare]

We need a Luigi meteor taunt thread...

 

[Frown]

epic falcon punch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFtw7qW7Vcw

Hahaha! Captain Falcon is so cool, he doesn't obey the laws of physics!

 

[DarkKyanite]

plz change the thread title to something else
something funny seems less funnier when they r in a thread like this

 

[ChopingBoard]

this thread is stupid. gtfo smashboards giga hand

 

[Rang Flash]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHbDJ3lLLHs

 

[The real Metal Man]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlzoeAFZmGo&feature=related

lol i saw this video like 4 months ago but here hope you enjoy

 

[kbandressen]

OOOuuu-Oooouuuwwww!

 

[Wizard99]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=2yDYpPYaN0o
Watch until the end...

 

[Waka_Waka_do_do_yea]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=2yDYpPYaN0o
Watch until the end...

Wth just happened there?

 

[j.rob]

Type in on youtube.
Halo falcon punch

im on the wii browser so i cant post links.

 

[Giga Hand]

plz change the thread title to something else
something funny seems less funnier when they r in a thread like this

Good point, I'll rename the thread. Sorry I haven't been here a while.

Falcon is Falcon after all.

This is why I'll rename it the "Captain Falcon Humour Thread".

 

[infesteditachi]

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=uAc3ehprmsc

Wait until the end.

The moral of the story? It doesn't matter what you do. At the end of the match, you are going to get falcon punched anyways.

Second moral of the story. Falcon is letting you win. Don't forget that. Ever.

 

[Giga Hand]

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=uAc3ehprmsc

Wait until the end.

The moral of the story? It doesn't matter what you do. At the end of the match, you are going to get falcon punched anyways.

Second moral of the story. Falcon is letting you win. Don't forget that. Ever.

I noticed in that vid that the good Captain did a Falcon Punch... while on Final Smash standby. WTF?

 

[Giga Hand]

Best Falcon Punches ever.

 

[DannyMDEFactor]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IUyqenD7kU
By far the funniest I've seen next to that soccer falcon kick lol

 

[TehBo49]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuwlQrLn8Xg&feature=related

Not exactly C. Falcon, but still pretty funny.

 

[Giga Hand]

This one deserves honorable mention. Thank you, Y34HDUD3!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrJ47f-uIJU

 

[RizardoLawless]

Shortly after the events of episode 3, order 67 ordered all clone troopers to eliminate Captain Falcon. Within 1 hour, the entire empire crumbled...

 

[Tenki]

tabloid mode ON!
Captain Falcon is not Douglas nor Rick Wheeler- It's Dan Hibiki!

dun dun dannn....
/fail

 

[Recognize]

You wanna hear a joke about Captain Falcon?

Spoiler

Captain Falcon

LELZ

 

[Red Alloy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5brbBJRwYjk

 

[someguy12]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SND8G-I4XR4&feature=related

 

[Devil7]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQz6vBv3JIM

Undeniable proof that captain falcon IS Chuck Norris in disguise.

 

[Lionman]

Testing my stupid editing skills

http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=yX4361UX0A0

enjoy

 

[Moon/Sun]

Chuck Norris facts converted into Captain Falcon facts:

Captain Falcon once shot down a Landmaster by pointing at it and shouting "Yes!"

Captain Falcon is so fast, he can run around the world and Falcon Punch himself in the back of his head.

If by some space time paradox Captain Falcon were to fight himself, Captain Falcon would win.

Eh I tried

 

[clockwerk]

Undeniable proof that captain falcon IS Chuck Norris in disguise.

If Captain Falcon WAS Chuck Norris, peoples Wiis would explode.
Also, that fist under Chuck Norris's beard is Captain Falcon's.

 

[Aurashade]

fail thread is much fail

 

[OmegaSephiroth]

Wanna improve your FALCON PAWNCH? Then eat Falcon Crawnch, part of Captain Falcon's balanced breakfast.

Originally posted by Giga Hand.

 

[Doggalina]

fail thread is much fail

Actually, if all the Falcon jokes go into this thread, it'll cut down on the spam that often plagues the Falcon boards.

 

[Aurashade]

Actually, if all the Falcon jokes go into this thread, it'll cut down on the spam that often plagues the Falcon boards.

**** you're right actually.

+thread is ****ing awesome

 

[Doggalina]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=CTe8Pib6syg
KYICK. That guy showed his moves a little too vigorously. Proof that Falcon should never be handled around small children.

 

[ssgOverlord]

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because Captain Falcon.