Capcom VS All Stars Mafia - Miracles don't exist (Mafia wins)

[Deleted member]

No but really, I was playing completely different from normal, ya'll should have raised some eyebrows. I pilled so many lies on top of each other that if one kill had failed to go through today, we would have lost.

 

[Deleted member]

The Miracle Can (Not) Happen

 

[Opossum]

I can't even be mad lol. Mafia closed out the game on night ****ing two.

 

[Holder of the Heel]

I am less certain that any side was good or bad because there was literally just so much death that this game is just suddenly over.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

I can't even be mad lol. Mafia closed out the game on night ****ing two.

That's a record, right?

 

[Deleted member]

Jojalole
When are we gonna get in the graveyard? I wanna see how they all reacted.

 

[vaanrose]

I didn't even get to enact phase two of my cunning plan.

 

[RamOne]

Kind of ironic Coricus died after shooting a bomb again.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Jojalole
When are we gonna get in the graveyard? I wanna see how they all reacted.

Spoiler alert, there isn't much to see until the point where I show up and start casually outing the scummy things we did

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

I didn't even get to enact phase two of my cunning plan.

It was a very good plan.

Could've seen it as a viable backup if night 2 had less death.

 

[vaanrose]

No, but seriously, I was about to go hard in the paint

 

[Jojalole]

Right, flavour should be updated, sorry for that guys...

 

[Coricus]

No, but seriously, I was about to go hard in the paint

You know, I almost deperado'd you instead of Uni after Crusher locked everything in.

I guess it wouldn't have made much of a difference.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

You know, I almost deperado'd you instead of Uni after Crusher locked everything in.

I guess it wouldn't have made much of a difference.

Would've been way worse because I'd have Astral Vision

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

So just in case the kills didn't all go through, we'd have had an extra vote

 

[Swamp Sensei]

Everyone should be invited to the RIP PM.

 

[Deleted member]

Oh, Dante had much more to it than I was allowed to see. I actually like it, even if our game plan ruined his own

And ****, Holder was the Cop all along, reverse psychology worked.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

No one in the mafia PM has Premium lmao

Gotta invite the Swamp or the Cori first

 

[Opossum]

Holy ****. I just realized.


My attempt at vetting Vaan to see if he'd claim my role inadvertently gave him a fake claim. I...did not think that through.

 

[Swamp Sensei]

And ****, Holder was the Cop all along, reverse psychology worked.

It's almost like Swamp is smart and you should all listen to him.

People should trust Swamp's opinions more.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

And ****, Holder was the Cop all along, reverse psychology worked.

He claimed ****ing Chun-Li.

What else could he be?

 

[vaanrose]

I started playing this game before the game even started. I've known all the rules, all the vanilla roles. I knew I could likely get away with the newbie card, so I kept all that to myself and asked a bunch of questions to which I already knew the answers.

 

[vaanrose]

Holy ****. I just realized.


My attempt at vetting Vaan to see if he'd claim my role inadvertently gave him a fake claim. I...did not think that through.

Yes, lol. I was about to shoot myself in the foot, but you prevented that.

 

[Holder of the Heel]

It's almost like Swamp is smart and you should all listen to him.

People should trust Swamp's opinions more.

He claimed ****ing Chun-Li.

What else could he be?

I'm the dumbest genius that has ever existed.

They call me...


Ninny.

 

[redfeatherraven]

I can't even be mad lol. Mafia closed out the game on night ****ing two.

What.

Did.

You do.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

What.

Did.

You do.

Mafia had brains

 

[Coricus]

What.

Did.

You do.

I bought into Shishoe's filthy, filthy lies.

...Well, that was the last of it. Pretty sure half of what happened even before that was still mafioso chaos.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

I bought into Shishoe's filthy, filthy lies.

...Well, that was the last of it. Pretty sure half of what happened even before that was still mafioso chaos.

Half?

 

[Deleted member]

What.

Did.

You do.

A lethal combination.
Mafia was both overpowered and competent.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

In all fairness!

The only reason we managed to be so damn OP was because we really nailed the information gathering part on night 1.

As powerful as our tools might have been, they would have meant nothing if we had no idea how to use them or, more importantly, on who to use them.

 

[Deleted member]

I am still bitter of my experience. :/

 

[praline]

OH. MY. ****ING. GOD.

@Shishœ I'LL KILL YOU!!!

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

OH. MY. ****ING. GOD.

@Shishœ I'LL KILL YOU!!!

Well, Shoe's the new me now

 

[praline]

I hope I'm a vigilante in another game so i can kill Natz, Shish and Uni.

 

[Deleted member]

I hope I'm a vigilante in another game so i can kill Natz, Shish and Uni.

Or you could just be Mafia

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

I hope I'm a vigilante in another game so i can kill Natz, Shish and Uni.

inb4 all four of us are mafia

 

[praline]

inb4 all four of us are mafia

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

I'm sorry for this, but I just had to

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Was planning on sharing this at the end of the game if the triple kill failed and Natz somehow got away with killing praline.

But, well... it's already over lol

 

[praline]

Like I'm so mad at myself I'm in tears.

****...