Capcom VS All Stars Mafia - Miracles don't exist (Mafia wins)

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Let's hope nothing went horribly wrong, because I think I got an OK plan this time!

*INB4 everything goes horribly wrong*

kek

 

[Coricus]

kek

I know, you prefer when I'm not working with a plan, don't you?

 

[Opossum]

kek

You're supposed to be Less-igan at this point. The less posts from dead mafiosos the better.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

I know, you prefer when I'm not working with a plan, don't you?

You're supposed to be Less-igan at this point. The less posts from dead mafiosos the better.

Results aren’t in, so the phase has technically not begun yet.

You can’t stop me

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Forgot to reply to Cori lol

I know, you prefer when I'm not working with a plan, don't you?

Do you want some of my salt? I got lots of extra.

 

[Coricus]

Forgot to reply to Cori lol


Do you want some of my salt? I got lots of extra.

Imma sprinkle it on something from my fancily pinched fingers

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Imma sprinkle it on something from my fancily pinched fingers

That something is my corpse, isn’t it?

 

[Coricus]

That something is my corpse, isn’t it?

Nah, that's just morbid.

Imma sprinkle it on your dignity.

 

[Opossum]

That something is my corpse, isn’t it?

Your stab wounds, specifically.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Nah, that's just morbid.

Imma sprinkle it on your dignity.

What’s that? :’V

Your stab wounds, specifically.

Heheh...

 

[Swamp Sensei]

Stoopid.

Shut up

 

[Opossum]

What’s that? :’V


Heheh...

I swear if you spoiled my death before I even knew about it...

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Stoopid.

Shut up

Okay~ ^-^

 

[Coricus]

Stoopid.

Shut up

THE DARNED HAVE COME TO PULL UNI BACK TO THE DEPTHS OF HECK

 

[Deleted member]

God this is gonna go horribly wrong, isn't it?

 

[Jojalole]

And just like that, the case came to an end.

The 4th of May was when it happened

The CM-3 incident













May 4, 8:00 AM
Capcom Headquarters
Courtroom

Everything seemed normal when I woke up.
It's like the pain had never been there.
That bit of hope we got last day got me dreaming...
"Maybe we can win this case after all"


But once I stepped in the courtroom, the harsh reality appeared in my face.
I... It didn't seem we couldn't stop them.
It was like they were playing with us.
Yet another body was found before me
​

Spoiler: Praline

Alignment: Town



You are sir Arthur, and you have to go and rescue the princess! However, you got trapped in this mess of a conflict. Be their shield and protect them!

+Every night you might take a blow for another character.

+You have the protection of your armor, and it will allow you to survive a lethal blow.

-After surviving a blow, your armor will break and you will be completely exposed to danger.

-If you protect a character from being killed and you don’t have armor, you will die in his place.

-You can still die by getting lynched.

+Once a game, and if you still have your armor, you can use the King’s armor. If you receive a blow with the King’s armor, you won’t lose it, and will also grant protection from getting lynched next day.

+You come up as clean during alignment checks.

​

I thought this sight was what awoke me from being asleep.
But honestly, the only thing I felt...
Is that I was living a nightmare.



The chaos started to surround the building.
I couldn't think trough... My body would not react.

"Inspector, with me!"
"Right away sir!"

Everyone was running, trying to figure out what to do.
But I know they were as confused as I was.
Without realizing it... Step by step... I was moving to the courtyard.
I don't know why, it was like a divine force was driving me.



I reached the other crime scene, and I saw everything...
The nightmare was a reality.
Traces of blood where everywhere...
Something went wrong...
Or maybe it went according to plan.
​

Spoiler: Pokechu

Alignment: Town

You are the mayor of Metro City, Mike Haggar. But you know what they say, once a wrestler, always a wrestler. You are no stranger to fights and will protect the town.

+Your vote value is double. Show them your raw strength.

+A mayor doesn’t go out without a fight. If you get killed during night, you will take down your opponent with you. RESPECT THE PIPE.

+You come up as clean in alignment checks.

​

But... That wasn't the end of it.
Right at his side... There was another body.
There was so many people surrounding me...
But I saw it too.
​

Spoiler: Coricus

Alignment: Town

You are Hiryu, a strider whose only job is to complete his mission. Right now your mission is to assist the town on it's job, so better get started.

+Once a game, you can kill someone at night.

+During day, you can decide to kill someone. If whoever you choose is mafia, then he will die at the end of the day.

-If the user selected during day is not mafia aligned, then you will die in his place.

+You come up as clean during alignment checks.

-If you kill a town-aligned character, you will come up as suspicious during alignment checks.

​

It was too late... Too late to do anything.
No place to run... Nowhere to hide...
When I wanted to realize it...
They had already outnumbered us.
Eveyone fell one by one
​

Spoiler: Holder of the Heel

Alignment: Town

You are Chun-Li, a member of the Interpol destined to end the plans of the evil Shadaloo. You are called the strongest woman in the world, so better show off your skills.

+Every night you may call your friends in the Interpol. They will tell you the alignment of whoever you choose.

+You have pretty nice reflexes. If someone targets you, you will receive a message notifying it.

+You come up as clean during alignment checks.

Spoiler: Crusher

Alignment: Town

Even though your appearance as a dog might be deceiving, you are the goddess of sun, Amaterasu. Wielding the Celestial Brush, you control the power of day.

+You are the goddess of sun, so you don’t care about day and night. You will be able to send a message in the main thread during night, and a send message through PM’s during day.

+The messages will be sent through the host, so they won’t know that is was you who sent it.

+Once per game, you might end the day phase early, making people unable to change their votes. (The update will be done at the normal hour)

+You come up as clean during alignment checks.

Spoiler: Opo

Alignment: Town

You are a felyne. You’re not a fleshed out character, but you are pretty much the face of the franchise (now that the Rathalos isn’t here…). Even if the hunter is not here to do the job, maybe you can be of some use.

+Every night you can sneak on someone and see the list of people he talked to on that night.

+You’ll also be able to read the last message that person sent.

-You won’t know who the receiver of the message is.

-Felynes are bad communicating… During night, you won’t be able to initiate any kind of conversation. You can receive PM’s, and when you receive one of those, you can reply back. The message can be as lengthy as you want, but you can only send one. Once someone replies, you’ll be able to send another message to that person.

+You come up as clean during alignment checks

One didn't perish, but was the first that disappeared​

Spoiler: WhiteEagle

Alignment: Third Party


You are Dante, the most stylish demon hunter in the world! You can’t take this conflict seriously, so you better start doing things your way! Let’s get the party started!

+You are a third party, so you have your own victory condition.

+Every day, you can send a card of your agency to anyone in the thread. Here you can advertise your hunting skills. Whoever you give the card to will decide who you use your skills on. Whenever the proprietary of the card chooses a target, you will be notified, and both will receive the result from it.

+You can send three different cards:

*Party card: you’ll bring a party to someone, making him unable to perform an action during night.

*Guard card: you will protect the target from getting killed during night.

*Kill card: you will kill the target.

+To win you have to give at least one of each card, and you have to give one card to a mafia.

+Dante can’t die. Simple as that. You won’t get killed no matter what you do.

+Once a game, you can activate the Devil Trigger. While being in devil trigger, you will surpass any kind of protection the target might have. You are the one deciding this, not whoever receives the card.

-You won’t die if you get lynched, but you’ll have to retire from the game. Guess this people don’t like parties all that much.

+Since you aren’t dying, you can rewrite your role. That role you make will appear if they decide to lynch you. They will still know that you are Dante and third party, but you can mess with them as much as you want (That’s for ending the party).

+You come up as stylish in alignment checks.

+The reward you get from every job is a slice of pizza.

The chaos in the Capcom Headquarters ceased.
No one was left. They took control of everything.
What at first was simply some people trying to win easily some fighting matches...
Was actually a plan to rule over Capcom.







The downfall was bound to happen. After the events of the CM-3 incident, nothing was the same.


Capcom lost the little reputation that had left as a company...
The rest of the competition started seeing it as weak.
No more crossovers were made...
No new games were made...
The cheaters sold everything they could and disappeared...
Nobody saw them anymore.​

Spoiler: Shishoe

Alignment: Mafia

You are Chris Redfield, member of the BBSA. You’ve been given orders to do a special mission with some weird partners… A job is a job, so you better give it your all.

+Every night you can check someone to know information about their skills.

+You decide who does the factional kill.

+Due to your connection with the BBSA, you will come up as clean during alignment checks.

+Punching rocks shows how manly you are.

Spoiler: Katz

Alignment: Mafia

You are Zero, the maverick hunter. Together with your Z-Saber, your job is to destroy all mavericks in sight.

+Once a game, you can strong-man the factional kill. This will surpass any kind of protection the user might have.

+Once a game, you can use Sougenmu. You’ll be able to perform an additional factional kill.

-You come up as suspicious during alignment checks.

+You are absolutely broken in all the V.S. games you’ve been in, it’s not even funny.

Spoiler: Vaanrose

Alignment: Mafia

You are Frank West, a photojournalist looking for the scoop of your life. You ended up in this fray somehow, maybe you can get a good story out of it?

+Every two days, you can photograph someone. This will nullify the vote they make during that day (This command is given during day).

+Every night you can protect someone from any skill that targets on them.

-You come up as suspicious during alignment checks.

+You've covered wars y'know? That's good I guess.

Spoiler: RamOne

Alignment: Mafia

You are… who? Spencer you say? Never heard that name. From Bionic Commando? Yeah, no idea. Well, you do your stuff I guess.

+Every night, you can change the target of someone. You choose two targets, the first one the user you want to redirect, and the second one, the user that’s going to get the redirect.

+Once a game, you can give lynchproof protection for the next day. Whoever you give the protection won’t be able to get lynched next day.

-You come up as suspicious during alignment checks.

-You shouldn’t have been in Infinite, no one cares about you.

It vanished like it had never existed.
The masterplan happened... And we couldn't do anything.
Capcom disappeared...








If you are wondering what I did...

I ran away from the courtroom, and wandered the streets alone.

I never saw Trucy again, I wasn't able to face her...

And I never walked into a courtroom again.






The "miracle" never happened

Maybe it was never meant to.

Because "miracle" is something that doesn't exist.


MAFIA WINS!
THE END
​

@praline @WhiteEaglePL @Natz~ @vaanrose Opossum @Shishœ @Pokechu Coricus @RamOne @Holder of the Heel @CrusherMania1592

 

[Coricus]

I'm sorry, WHAT

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

MAFIA WINS!
THE END

 

[Opossum]

WHAT IN THE BLUE ****ING BLAZES JUST HAPPENED.

 

[Coricus]

WHY AM I AT HIS SIDE, I TARGETED NATZ

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

I'm sorry, WHAT

I mean...

*INB4 everything goes horribly wrong*

You jinxed it

 

[Coricus]

AH FUDGECICLES MAFIA HAD A REDIRECTOR DIDN'T THEY

AGH

 

[Opossum]

WHY DIDN'T I GET A DEATH MESSAGE?

 

[Deleted member]

This is why you post the roles of the remaining players in the flavor.

 

[Deleted member]

HAHAHAH I CAN'T ****ING BELIEVE THIS WORKED

*Ahem*

MWAHAHAHAHA
I can now finally reveal myself as the mastermind behind all of this. My identity is Chris Redfield and I am one of the cheaters. All of you played right into my hands like damn fiddles.
I thank my fellow cheaters for this victory, including my fallen comrade, Unikorn.
Now, let us dance over their corpses!

 

[Jojalole]

This is why you post the roles of the remaining players in the flavor.

Oh, I should? ****...

SORRY FIRST TIME DOING THIS, TIME TO EDIT THIS

 

[Coricus]

WELL I GUESS THE CONFUSING GAME WAS A QUICK ONE AT LEAST

NO BUT SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HECK

 

[Swamp Sensei]

Mafia played REALLY well.

 

[Coricus]

HAHAHAH I CAN'T ****ING BELIEVE THIS WORKED

*Ahem*

MWAHAHAHAHA
I can now finally reveal myself as the mastermind behind all of this. My identity is Chris Redfield and I am one of the cheaters. All of you played right into my hands like damn fiddles.
I thank my fellow cheaters for this victory, including my fallen comrade, Unikorn.
Now, let us dance over their corpses!

OHHHH FRICK YOU

I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN WHEN YOU STARTED MAKING A COMMENT RIGHT BEFORE THE RESULTS

 

[Deleted member]

WELL I GUESS THE CONFUSING GAME WAS A QUICK ONE AT LEAST

NO BUT SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HECK

Your questions will be answered when you are invited into the Mafia chat, murderer!

 

[Opossum]

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Oh, I should? ****...

SORRY FIRST TIME DOING THIS, TIME TO EDIT THIS

He's editing! Lynch him!

HAHAHAH I CAN'T ****ING BELIEVE THIS WORKED

*Ahem*

MWAHAHAHAHA
I can now finally reveal myself as the mastermind behind all of this. My identity is Chris Redfield and I am one of the cheaters. All of you played right into my hands like damn fiddles.
I thank my fellow cheaters for this victory, including my fallen comrade, Unikorn.
Now, let us dance over their corpses!

Gladly~

 

[Deleted member]

Mafia played REALLY well.

Nah... Town just sucks.

 

[Coricus]

Mafia played REALLY well.

No frickin' KIDDING

They finally learned how to cloak instead of bobbing up and down like beheaded turkeys.

I'm gonna have to be way more careful trusting anyone next game.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Nah... Town just sucks.

Shared some of our stuff in the graveyard, actually.

One thing in particular actually blowed Swamp's mind

 

[Coricus]

Your questions will be answered when you are invited into the Mafia chat, murderer!

LET IT BE KNOWN THAT NO MATTER HOW HORRIBLY I FAILED IN TRUSTING YOU

I DID NOT LET YOU HAVE A PERFECT GAME

YEET

 

[Deleted member]

I'm gonna have to be way more careful trusting anyone next game.

Welcome to my style of play.
Trust NO ONE.

 

[Opossum]

I ****ING BLUFFED ABOUT THINKING SHISH WAS MAFIA AND I WAS RIGHT.

WHY DIDN'T I TRUST MYSELF.

CURIOSITY DIDN'T KILL THE CAT. SELF DOUBT DID.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

LET IT BE KNOWN THAT NO MATTER HOW HORRIBLY I FAILED IN TRUSTING YOU

I DID NOT LET YOU HAVE A PERFECT GAME

YEET

That's kind of a bittersweet victory, in the grand scheme of things.

All my death did was grant you people a fake glimmer of hope, because at this point, it was already too late.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

I ****ING BLUFFED ABOUT THINKING SHISH WAS MAFIA AND I WAS RIGHT.

WHY DIDN'T I TRUST MYSELF.

CURIOSITY DIDN'T KILL THE CAT. SELF DOUBT DID.

Actually, the Katt didn't die at all